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(NHL)   Hockey playoffs night 9: Can the Leafs tie it up? Can the Rangers? Will the Kings get their third straight win? Will the Ducks and Wings keep trading wins? All this and maybe bonus hockey to the right... 7, 7:30, 9 and 10 eastern   (nhl.com) divider line 49
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2013-05-08 09:39:25 PM  
4 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


James May.
2013-05-08 11:50:07 PM  
2 votes:
DET 2-2 ANA (2nd, :32)

KNOTTED UP LIKE A WOMAN IN CLEVELAND.

/so going to hell, i apologize strenuously
2013-05-08 11:31:11 PM  
2 votes:

fatalvenom: I see chicks like that buying a Twix and some tampons at a 7-11 on a Tuesday night.


I hope they remember which is which.
2013-05-08 11:28:52 PM  
2 votes:
Well, at least Toronto is going down fighting, unlike Montreal who are going down whining.
2013-05-08 09:56:11 PM  
2 votes:
Bos- Lucic
Tor - Wendel Clark
2013-05-08 09:05:10 PM  
2 votes:
Random picture seen online with cute woman.
storage.canoe.ca

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.
2013-05-08 07:13:12 PM  
2 votes:

swahnhennessy: andychrist420,I'm sure this has already been referenced in one of the threads so far, but you've won this:

[www.hhof.com image 223x328]


I am truly honored.  I will cherish this award, I couldn't have done it alone though.  It takes a team of ambulance drivers, ER nurses, IV technicians, and ICU doctors.  And I could have never done it without my wife, who stood by me and went home to get my laptop.  But as you all know, we don't do this for awards.  We do this because the game is part of us.  We do this because we need to.  Most importantly, we do this because it's hockey.  Because this is the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
2013-05-08 08:39:33 AM  
2 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-05-09 10:43:23 AM  
1 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com
paj
2013-05-09 12:37:10 AM  
1 votes:
Bettman is in the building in Anaheim.
si0.twimg.com
2013-05-08 11:42:10 PM  
1 votes:

ytterbium: I'm not feeling any last-minute heroics in STL.

Sigh.


Neither am I.  Kings going up 3-2 is gonna be deflating for them.  Kings probably can wrap it up at home in game 6.  Blues getting out to a 2-0 series lead was a surprise!
2013-05-08 11:39:37 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus Christ, Blues, what a let down. I really thought you were going to rid us of the scourge that was the Kings. And instead it looks like you're going to blow a 2-0 series lead.

cyan, turquoise, teal, periwinkle, navy, sapphire (aka six blues)
2013-05-08 11:39:10 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not feeling any last-minute heroics in STL.

Sigh.
2013-05-08 11:16:01 PM  
1 votes:
And now, for my requisite post of the evening, after having caught everything since the third period of the Leafs game...

i.imgur.com

/Well-fought all around, though
2013-05-08 11:06:52 PM  
1 votes:
In honor of the Bruins/Leafs game, here's Toronto's favorite son. Still clearer and easier to understand than Pierre McGuire
2013-05-08 11:04:58 PM  
1 votes:

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: I completely missed Anaheim's goal.  Too much weekday drinking.


Howard completely missed it, too. Wonder if he was drinking today...
2013-05-08 10:56:57 PM  
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: Tigers just finished losing, Wings are now on regular FSN


I feel your pain. I remember being on a LA-to-Mexico cruise one year. Playoff coverage was preempted for 8 frickin' hours of NFL draft coverage. And by the time the next game came around, we were in Mexican waters and there was nothing but soccer on the tube. Whenever you met anyone else, and discovered that you both were Canadian, the next thing said was "Do you know what happened in the hockey game?"
paj
2013-05-08 10:42:52 PM  
1 votes:

paj: Right after the OT goal went in:
[i.imgur.com image 850x480]


And the GIF version: Link
paj
2013-05-08 10:40:42 PM  
1 votes:
Right after the OT goal went in:
i.imgur.com
paj
2013-05-08 10:31:18 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.bluetoro.ca
2013-05-08 10:29:07 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: I feel like throwing up ..... all over Phaneuf


"Phaneuf" is an onomatopoeia for that action.
2013-05-08 10:25:32 PM  
1 votes:
Leafs are not done B's... that one could have gone either way, the next one is a toss up too.
2013-05-08 10:22:59 PM  
1 votes:
i36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.comi36.photobucket.com
2013-05-08 09:48:02 PM  
1 votes:

LucklessWonder: robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.

Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.


i63.photobucket.com
2013-05-08 09:45:36 PM  
1 votes:

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Thanks for jinxing it you jinxing jinxer!

farm4.static.flickr.com

This is you.
2013-05-08 09:41:09 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him


Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.
2013-05-08 09:31:31 PM  
1 votes:

irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh


Want to go halfsies on a boat after the women leave? We can get a nice one that holds twice as many women.
2013-05-08 09:29:29 PM  
1 votes:

mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.


LOL... it's playoffs, don't let her win!  And if she threatens to leave, then you can watch the games in peace right?  ;-)
2013-05-08 09:20:37 PM  
1 votes:
Down goes Fraser...
2013-05-08 09:09:29 PM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.


Leafs fan - high expectations ...
2013-05-08 09:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
Well... It's intermission so I'll just turned on the Red Sox game and..
1.bp.blogspot.com

Losing 12-6 to the Twins!?
paj
2013-05-08 08:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

Vangor: Leafs streams all starting to suck...


Try this one: Link (pw is HRchannel2013) *currently showing the Rags game but will switch back when the 3rd starts

Also quite a few here: Link
2013-05-08 08:42:32 PM  
1 votes:
Van-reams-dyke?  Is his last name some Dutchman's idea of a dirty joke?
2013-05-08 08:34:35 PM  
1 votes:
whaaaa?   I go for a crap and bruins tie it up?  Is the laffs traditional 3rd period collapse happening early today?
2013-05-08 08:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
img577.imageshack.us
2013-05-08 08:10:52 PM  
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: keylock71: Balls...

Now with Geoff Peterson


lol... Now with Father Ted:
www.troycitydesign.com
2013-05-08 07:45:31 PM  
1 votes:
Toronto Maple Waffles!!!!!
2013-05-08 07:30:01 PM  
1 votes:
i41.tinypic.com
I just found a cool gif maker online. As you can see, I'm still learning the nuances.
2013-05-08 07:25:04 PM  
1 votes:
img515.imageshack.us
2013-05-08 07:14:46 PM  
1 votes:
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imageshack.us
2013-05-08 07:04:37 PM  
1 votes:
Let's Go Caps!

www.washingtonpost.com

And hopefully the officiating isn't pants on head retarded tonight.
2013-05-08 06:55:23 PM  
1 votes:
*throws a little voodoo over this post*
imageshack.us
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*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!
2013-05-08 06:50:13 PM  
1 votes:
And now, Dead Elephant(yes that's a real beer) and  Arby's Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
2013-05-08 06:35:34 PM  
1 votes:
No work dinner today. Thank the hockey gods.

Now. Let's get down to business.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-08 05:23:35 PM  
1 votes:
img824.imageshack.us
2013-05-08 02:07:52 PM  
1 votes:

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
2013-05-08 12:21:34 PM  
1 votes:

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


i36.photobucket.com
2013-05-08 11:53:55 AM  
1 votes:
www.troycitydesign.com
2013-05-08 09:07:10 AM  
1 votes:
www.golfmapleleaf.com
 
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