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(NHL)   Hockey playoffs night 9: Can the Leafs tie it up? Can the Rangers? Will the Kings get their third straight win? Will the Ducks and Wings keep trading wins? All this and maybe bonus hockey to the right... 7, 7:30, 9 and 10 eastern   (nhl.com) divider line 1210
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2013-05-08 08:17:11 AM
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Let's Go, Bruins!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:19:56 AM

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2013-05-08 08:34:59 AM
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2013-05-08 08:37:42 AM
Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.

My work might be dragging me out tonight for some forced bonding. There better be booze and a TV there so I can go sit in the corner and watch the game.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:33 AM
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2013-05-08 08:41:22 AM
I posted this at the end of last night's game thread. It's too good to leave buried there.


soopey: I think I'm seeing a potential life altering trend. Let me study it out for you.
Three years in a row, the team that beat the Vancouver Canucks has won the Stanley Cup.

In 2010 it was the Chicago Blackhawks in the Conference Semifinal round
In 2011 it was the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals.
In 2012 it was the Los Angeles Kings in the Conference Quarterfinal round.

This must mean it's the Sharks year. The facts don't lie. You can draw a straight line from point A to point B.

 
2013-05-08 08:48:06 AM
Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.  This Total Fark gift subscription couldn't have come at a better time.

Enough of that crap, go Leafs, Blues, Wings, and Rangers.
 
2013-05-08 08:51:55 AM

soopey: Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.


Thanks for the morning laugh.
Sorry about the "Fake Smiles & Awkward Conversations" Hour
I'm not a fan of those either.

I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.
 
2013-05-08 08:54:05 AM

Primitive Screwhead: soopey: Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.

Thanks for the morning laugh.
Sorry about the "Fake Smiles & Awkward Conversations" Hour
I'm not a fan of those either.

I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.


'bout time for that, the rest of the first round was done on the weekend.  Enjoy it.
 
2013-05-08 08:54:50 AM

andychrist420: Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.


Best of luck , sir.
 
2013-05-08 08:56:57 AM
oh and the Marlies were done a week ago.  (they are going to be rusty for the first game of round two)
 
2013-05-08 09:07:10 AM
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2013-05-08 09:09:32 AM

andychrist420: Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.  This Total Fark gift subscription couldn't have come at a better time.

Enough of that crap, go Leafs, Blues, Wings, and Rangers.


theboard.byu.edu
Good luck, btw
 
2013-05-08 09:10:29 AM

sno man: bout time for that, the rest of the first round was done on the weekend.  Enjoy it


Thanks dude.

sno man: oh and the Marlies were done a week ago.  (they are going to be rusty for the first game of round two)


Yeah, there were some venue scheduling issues involved with Bruins-Bears. No weekday games until now.
 
2013-05-08 09:23:26 AM
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2013-05-08 09:30:00 AM
Wow, after checking my favorite "morning after" hockey site (they show the game highlights of all the games from the previous night without any spoilers anywhere on the page so that you can see them without knowing the end result), I'm really glad that I went to bed during the 2nd period of the Sharks/Canucks game last night.  I was constantly dozing off until then & finally gave up (too many consecutive late west coast games for someone living in the eastern time zone who needs to be up at 6am...).  I couldn't have made it to OT....

Congrats go out to the Sharks, the only sweep of the 1st round.  Even though I am a die hard Ducks fan, I do have a soft spot in my heart for the playoff hapless Sharks (I was born & raised in the Bay Area).  So if my beloved bruisers from down south can't move on (something very much up in the air at this point), I do have other options to keep my playoff interest high.  Now for the big challenge facing them, keeping the intensity high through a long lay off waiting on the other teams to finish (something that has killed the Ducks in previous years when they've done great in one round only to shiat the bed the next one because they had too much time off & they lost focus).
 
2013-05-08 09:36:14 AM

Recoil Therapy: favorite "morning after" hockey site (they show the game highlights of all the games from the previous night without any spoilers anywhere on the page so that you can see them without knowing the end result),


SWEET! Thanks for the link.
 
2013-05-08 09:38:45 AM

Primitive Screwhead: I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.


Going to have the radio on while the Big Bs are on the TV.

Enjoy!
 
2013-05-08 09:45:05 AM

keylock71: Going to have the radio on while the Big Bs are on the TV.

Enjoy!


Thanks! If I can, I'll post some pics.
 
2013-05-08 09:49:10 AM

soopey: I think I'm seeing a potential life altering trend. Let me study it out for you.
Three years in a row, the team that beat the Vancouver Canucks has won the Stanley Cup.

In 2010 it was the Chicago Blackhawks in the Conference Semifinal round
In 2011 it was the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals.
In 2012 it was the Los Angeles Kings in the Conference Quarterfinal round.

This must mean it's the Sharks year. The facts don't lie. You can draw a straight line from point A to point B.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 09:51:28 AM
My co-worker predicted the Canucks epic fail.

He said they were propped up by playing in a sh*tty division (with my Flames, lulz) and that at their first true test they would crumble.

I thought they'd win a couple games, maybe push it to six.

I'm happy to be wrong.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:45 AM

Rev.K: My co-worker predicted the Canucks epic fail.

He said they were propped up by playing in a sh*tty division (with my Flames, lulz) and that at their first true test they would crumble.

I thought they'd win a couple games, maybe push it to six.

I'm happy to be wrong.


Vancouver is the proverbial paper tiger.  They are fast and skilled, but when push comes to shove they have no heart or grit to get the job done.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:37 AM
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2013-05-08 10:18:45 AM
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2013-05-08 10:46:32 AM
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/Go Rangers.
 
2013-05-08 11:10:28 AM
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2013-05-08 11:28:53 AM

soopey: Courtesy of daysofyorr.com:
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That's not maple syrup, you think he would show a bit more loyalty...
 
2013-05-08 11:39:57 AM
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2013-05-08 11:44:14 AM
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I know it's Halak and he's not in the net tonight, but it's still a kickass pic.
 
2013-05-08 11:52:57 AM
OK, put a bit more effort into it... Might as well do something while I'm unemployed. : /
 
2013-05-08 11:53:55 AM
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2013-05-08 12:04:56 PM
Showtime.  Wish me luck.
 
2013-05-08 12:08:39 PM

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


All the best!!
 
2013-05-08 12:16:00 PM

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Ha! Nice.
 
2013-05-08 12:17:09 PM

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


*stick tap*
 
2013-05-08 12:21:34 PM

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


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2013-05-08 12:22:56 PM

Primitive Screwhead: keylock71: [www.troycitydesign.com image 225x168]

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Ha! Nice.


Thanks! My classes are just about finished up for the semester, so I don't have anything to prepare for, and no freelance work to do, so... being "productive" and making animated .gifs.

Trying to work a Tuukka head bob into one now...
 
2013-05-08 12:23:57 PM
Oh my...

I guess I can forgive her for taking a sip of her Guinness before it's settled.
 
2013-05-08 12:28:54 PM

Primitive Screwhead: andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.

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That's it. I'm picking up some Guiness on the way home tonight.
 
2013-05-08 12:29:54 PM

keylock71: Oh my...
I guess I can forgive her for taking a sip of her Guinness before it's settled.


I didn't notice that but yes, totally forgiven.

andychrist420:

I forgot to add : Sláinte!
 
2013-05-08 12:30:27 PM
I hope the overtime last night didn't mess up the plans for the Sedins today.

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2013-05-08 12:40:14 PM
AHh that was a good 7 years.

Leafs!
Rags!
Kings!
Wings!
 
2013-05-08 12:55:12 PM
It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.
 
2013-05-08 01:07:57 PM

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


I'm rooting for them this round, for one last Western Conference meetup with the Blackhawks.

In which we'd kick your asses, of course.

/all in good fun, no real hate here
 
2013-05-08 01:13:17 PM

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


As a fan of a team that will be in the same division as the Red Wings next year, they scare the crap out of me.
 
2013-05-08 01:31:10 PM
WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.
 
2013-05-08 01:40:53 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Nice! There really is no place like home.
 
2013-05-08 01:40:54 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:45:38 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:47:34 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:48:38 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 02:01:14 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


See, I told you it wasn't lupus!
Glad to hear everything will be fine...
*stick tap*
 
2013-05-08 02:07:31 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Good to hear, dude.

Keep your stick on the ice!
 
2013-05-08 02:07:52 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 03:23:01 PM
And my wife brought me Starbucks and a sausage mcmuffin with egg.  it's been a great day
 
2013-05-08 04:09:56 PM
This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.
 
2013-05-08 04:12:20 PM
My boss knows productivity drops this time of year, I make up for it during football season.
 
2013-05-08 04:13:37 PM

soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.


Much like the Ducks
 
2013-05-08 04:52:06 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


andychrist420: soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.

Much like the Ducks


I was going to say that your news was the 2nd best I heard all day.  But now sir, you can go to hell....

/jk, glad to hear about your big bag of pus
//still not to pleased with you choice of teams tonight though....
 
2013-05-08 05:06:57 PM

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.

andychrist420: soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.

Much like the Ducks

I was going to say that your news was the 2nd best I heard all day.  But now sir, you can go to hell....

/jk, glad to hear about your big bag of pus
//still not to pleased with you choice of teams tonight though....


Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.
 
2013-05-08 05:18:08 PM

andychrist420: Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.


No they aren't, see my Boobies above. 
 
Now the Kings on the other hand....
 
2013-05-08 05:21:51 PM

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.

No they aren't, see my Boobies above. 
 
Now the Kings on the other hand....


The one's with the Guinness?  Nice!  Ok, I sit corrected.
 
2013-05-08 05:23:35 PM
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2013-05-08 05:40:04 PM
Caps, Leafs, Blues, Ducks - do it.  DO IT.
 
2013-05-08 05:51:13 PM
I'm just glad the Canucks are out so I can go back to hating the Sharks full-time.
 
also it's nice to see the Kings and Red Wings claw back from 2-0 deficits.
 
2013-05-08 06:21:41 PM
Glad to see Vancouver fans taking things so well.

Link
 
2013-05-08 06:35:34 PM
No work dinner today. Thank the hockey gods.

Now. Let's get down to business.

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2013-05-08 06:38:39 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Great News! now I wont feel bad for posting this!


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2013-05-08 06:43:04 PM
leafs 4-2 (Empty netter)
rangers 3-2 OT
Blues 3-1
Ducks 4-3 OT (double OT just to really piss off the Wing fans)
 
2013-05-08 06:47:00 PM
Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!
 
2013-05-08 06:50:13 PM
And now, Dead Elephant(yes that's a real beer) and  Arby's Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2013-05-08 06:51:07 PM
GO BRUINS!! WOOO

/go falcons AHL
 
2013-05-08 06:51:11 PM
GO RANGERS!

www.hollywoodusa.co.uk
 
2013-05-08 06:52:58 PM

xiola: Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!


It's nice drawing a weak first round opponent isn't it? Something tells me the 2nd round won't be as easy, you prick.
 
2013-05-08 06:53:43 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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/Because of the IT Crowd thread earlier. And I'm finally through season 4.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:23 PM
*throws a little voodoo over this post*
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*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!
 
2013-05-08 06:55:40 PM
Still particularly hoping for a Ducks/Bruins SCF.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:45 PM
Cannuck fans are hilarious.  They're forced to admit that they deserved to lose, while still blaming the refs for screwing them at every turn.

Maybe if Vancouver didn't make a habit of complaining about officiating, there wouldn't be so many "questionable" calls.
 
2013-05-08 06:56:43 PM

sno man: *throws a little voodoo over this post*
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*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!


desperation is a stinky cologne!
 
2013-05-08 06:57:18 PM

ytterbium: I know it's Halak and he's not in the net tonight, but it's still a kickass pic.


Pictured: the St Louis Blues goalie practice rink. (I think Nashville use the bank vault they took Suter's offer sheet out of.)

Go Booze! And the Ducks, Rags (fat lot of good it'll do the chances of another NE matchup in the next round) and Refs!
 
2013-05-08 06:58:39 PM
andychrist420,I'm sure this has already been referenced in one of the threads so far, but you've won this:

www.hhof.com
 
2013-05-08 06:58:48 PM

sno man: *throws a little voodoo over this post*







*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!


*golf clap*
 
2013-05-08 07:00:25 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Glad to hear it wasn't serious. I went through two bouts of pneumonia back in the '90s, and it was no farking fun. I didn't need to be hospitalized, but the antibiotics that I had to take were nasty.
 
2013-05-08 07:01:43 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


ALL RIGHT!!!!!!  Glad to hear you're gonna be okay.

/Stuck in the office for another hour
 
2013-05-08 07:01:44 PM

irishman4: desperation is a stinky cologne!


good thing I'm wearing eau de victory, then!!
 
2013-05-08 07:01:48 PM
Sweet, totally ready for another night of playoff hockey... let's do this!!!

Tonight... go NOT Bruins, go Caps, go Blues, and... I don't care much, so go Wings cause I picked them in the Hat Trick Challenge!
 
2013-05-08 07:01:59 PM
Well, I'll have to bow out until I get home - hopefully before the late game finishes. A side job got in the way, and a little extra money is always nice to get...
 
2013-05-08 07:04:37 PM
Let's Go Caps!

www.washingtonpost.com

And hopefully the officiating isn't pants on head retarded tonight.
 
2013-05-08 07:05:52 PM
Here's hoping the zebras don't feel the need to have a hand in the decision(s) tonight!  LETS DO THIS>>>
awesome anthem guy is back too!
 
2013-05-08 07:09:16 PM
WTF

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 07:09:18 PM
Don Cherry was wrong last night cause Ottawa won, not Montreal. But he'll never admit to being wrong but when he is right it is IN YOUR FACE
 
2013-05-08 07:09:48 PM
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Off topic:  If your brakes overheat from use to the point where smoke is visible, you should get them looked at afterwards, right?

Also, Matt Mays' "Take it on Faith" is a great song, excellent choice for the opening montage, CBC
 
2013-05-08 07:09:54 PM
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2013-05-08 07:10:43 PM
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2013-05-08 07:11:05 PM
MARLEAU

Freaking Fark size limit
 
2013-05-08 07:11:50 PM
Actually, now that I think of it, there's something I need to ask the B's fans. (Chill, guys, it's not the usual requests you get from Habs fans. I'm pretty sure it's anatomically impossible to do that with a stanchion, anyway.)

Do y'all chant "sixty seven" at the Leafs when they're at the Garden? And if not, WHY NOT?
 
2013-05-08 07:12:12 PM
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Yeah baby!
 
2013-05-08 07:13:12 PM

swahnhennessy: andychrist420,I'm sure this has already been referenced in one of the threads so far, but you've won this:

[www.hhof.com image 223x328]


I am truly honored.  I will cherish this award, I couldn't have done it alone though.  It takes a team of ambulance drivers, ER nurses, IV technicians, and ICU doctors.  And I could have never done it without my wife, who stood by me and went home to get my laptop.  But as you all know, we don't do this for awards.  We do this because the game is part of us.  We do this because we need to.  Most importantly, we do this because it's hockey.  Because this is the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
 
2013-05-08 07:13:54 PM
WOO!  GOAL NOT BRUINS!
 
2013-05-08 07:14:05 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


That's some seriously great news, I'd be doing farking cartwheels right now if I had the space.  Instead I will raise a hearty stout in your honor.  But first, THE DANCE OF JOY!

Also, Leafs score!  1-0 Leafs
 
2013-05-08 07:14:46 PM
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imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 07:14:55 PM
GO BRUINS!!!


....... Goddammit Lupul!
 
2013-05-08 07:16:05 PM
www.hockeyjournal.com

Bruins have won every time I've posted this, so...
 
2013-05-08 07:17:14 PM

caira: Do y'all chant "sixty seven" at the Leafs when they're at the Garden? And if not, WHY NOT?


Leaf are in the third jerseys tonight, the logo is the '67 vintage.  I think we are finally ready to own it.
 
2013-05-08 07:17:38 PM
Yeah baby, playoff hockey!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:18:44 PM
So far... Off to a bad start.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:44 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Congratulations andy, I'll drink to your good health. I'll also drink to the playoffs. I'll also drink to the end of work. I'll also drink to having alcohol available.

Left Hand Milk Stout in glass right now. Had a Sweetwater 420, and frankly sucked... trying to get the taste out of my mouth. If not this, then an Andygator.
 
2013-05-08 07:19:38 PM
Damn, I leave to get groceries and the leafs score!
 
2013-05-08 07:20:07 PM
Imgur is down, there goes my "Maybe It's Lupul" post.
 
2013-05-08 07:21:46 PM
Late to the party, but just dropped by to say this.

PALINDROME!


GO LEAFS GO!
 
2013-05-08 07:22:29 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Good to hear.
 
2013-05-08 07:22:35 PM
6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?
 
2013-05-08 07:23:20 PM
As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.
 
2013-05-08 07:23:24 PM

Snaps: Damn, I leave to get groceries and the leafs score!


True, but look on the bright side, now you have booze to drink and snacks to eat while you watch the game
 
2013-05-08 07:23:25 PM
jesus tuukka
 
2013-05-08 07:25:04 PM
img515.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 07:25:13 PM

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


0-0 is a tie...
 
2013-05-08 07:25:26 PM

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)
 
2013-05-08 07:25:27 PM

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


I do believe that counts as BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2013-05-08 07:25:29 PM

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


or a place to smuggle booze/things into the arena....
 
2013-05-08 07:26:22 PM

Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)


is 0-0 not a tie? i'll let you sort that out
 
2013-05-08 07:27:01 PM

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


That's what you get for tuning in to NESN in the first place.
 
2013-05-08 07:28:36 PM

buckeyebrain: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

0-0 is a tie...


Shut your technically correct mouth up!

Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)


Found one which is also ahead so double win.
 
2013-05-08 07:30:01 PM
i41.tinypic.com
I just found a cool gif maker online. As you can see, I'm still learning the nuances.
 
2013-05-08 07:30:07 PM

Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.


Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?
 
2013-05-08 07:30:17 PM

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


and way more beer!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:31:00 PM

andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?


Red Wings in 6.
 
2013-05-08 07:32:37 PM

ontariolightning: xiola: Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!

It's nice drawing a weak first round opponent isn't it? Something tells me the 2nd round won't be as easy, you prick.


Typical laffs fan, I try to be all neighbourly - like and some blue fan don't appreciate it.    Hey, that's ok.  For the blue team, just getting to the playoffs is a once-in-a-generation thing.  So, congratulations!   Proud of you!
By the way, Ontariolightning, who do you like for the GWG tonight?  Seguin or Hamilton?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:59 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I just found a cool gif maker online. As you can see, I'm still learning the nuances.


Like that jacket isn't seizure inducing enough on its own.
 
2013-05-08 07:32:59 PM

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings Sharks in 6.


FTFY
 
2013-05-08 07:33:00 PM

Vangor: Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN? Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed. :-)

Found one which is also ahead so double win.


How far ahead is it?  CBC typically operates on a shorter delay than the American networks, so that might explain it.  Either that or the feed is coming directly from the satellite.
 
2013-05-08 07:33:17 PM

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings in 6.


how did the Leafs do?  no wait... don't tell me.
 
2013-05-08 07:33:45 PM
Sorry leafs good call on the replay
 
2013-05-08 07:33:58 PM
shiatty penalty but we'll take it
 
2013-05-08 07:34:19 PM

xiola: Typical laffs fan


No, no he's not.
 
2013-05-08 07:34:28 PM

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings in 6.


Awesome!  Hope I can land some tickets for Friday then, I've never been to an elimination game before
 
2013-05-08 07:35:02 PM
Don't know if this has been discussed (doesn't look like it):  Fleury has been benched.  http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=17377&navid=DL|NHL|home
 
2013-05-08 07:35:15 PM

Polish Hussar: How far ahead is it?  CBC typically operates on a shorter delay than the American networks, so that might explain it.  Either that or the feed is coming directly from the satellite.


this is a stream, so what I mean is this is ahead of my previous stream I was using which was using the NESN feed. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2013-05-08 07:35:36 PM
If anybody wants a really easy way to make gifs.

Link
 
2013-05-08 07:36:40 PM
Holy shiat, how did Boston miss there?!?
 
2013-05-08 07:36:54 PM

buckeyebrain: Don't know if this has been discussed (doesn't look like it):  Fleury has been benched.  http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=17377&navid=DL|NHL|home


I haven't seen it discussed in this thread, but I did hear about it on the radio this afternoon.  If what I heard about his last game against the Islanders is true, then it was richly deserved

Also, TING!
 
2013-05-08 07:37:00 PM
hunh, didn't know I could hold my breath for two mins.   good to know.
 
2013-05-08 07:37:25 PM
Good kill, ok nobody score I need to whip up some grub!
 
2013-05-08 07:40:32 PM
In case anyone cares, the puck is about to drop for Rangers/Caps
 
2013-05-08 07:40:42 PM
time and space
 
2013-05-08 07:40:55 PM
hockey!
 
2013-05-08 07:42:50 PM
wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.
 
2013-05-08 07:42:59 PM
Game 2 on.  Fark the Rangers
 
2013-05-08 07:44:51 PM
We miss you in San Jose Clowe!  Fark up some caps tonight!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:27 PM
yeeeeeeep any time now

/shiat
 
2013-05-08 07:45:29 PM
Leaf-goal, 2-0 Toronto
 
2013-05-08 07:45:31 PM
Toronto Maple Waffles!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:40 PM
WOO!  GOAL x2 NOT B's!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:55 PM

irishman4: wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.


lol wut?
 
2013-05-08 07:46:00 PM
imageshack.us
FRANSEN!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:46:05 PM
LEAFS UP 2-0
 
2013-05-08 07:46:13 PM
Balls...
 
2013-05-08 07:47:38 PM
alright bruins, another gift PP, cash in
 
2013-05-08 07:48:07 PM
The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.
 
2013-05-08 07:49:47 PM

andychrist420: irishman4: wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.

lol wut?


exactly
 
2013-05-08 07:49:57 PM
Looch is leaking...
 
2013-05-08 07:50:09 PM
Caps to go on the PP
 
2013-05-08 07:50:13 PM
Washington PP coming up, a Ranger is biatching!
 
2013-05-08 07:51:35 PM
Awesome period. 2 goals. Reimer has been great. Lucic getting hit in the face with a puck.

Negatives being turnovers and losing battles outside the defensive zone
 
2013-05-08 07:54:01 PM
keylock71: Balls...

Now with Geoff Peterson
 
2013-05-08 07:57:45 PM

andychrist420: The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.


They have played up to this level in parts of games all season, but they are young and playoff challenged collectively. I hope they can keep it up for two more periods.  If they can, I think the 'Bruins in our heads' thing might actually be done and I think we'll go to seven...
 
2013-05-08 07:59:19 PM

sno man: andychrist420: The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.

They have played up to this level in parts of games all season, but they are young and playoff challenged collectively. I hope they can keep it up for two more periods.  If they can, I think the 'Bruins in our heads' thing might actually be done and I think we'll go to seven...


chara doesn't look that special in this series either
 
2013-05-08 08:02:45 PM
I hope there's not a repeat of the 2-0 lead defensive shell hold on for dear life thing like Montreal did last night. Doesn't work out too well.
 
2013-05-08 08:07:50 PM
And away we go
 
2013-05-08 08:08:06 PM

keylock71: Looch is leaking...


img827.imageshack.us
apparently that happens, a lot
 
2013-05-08 08:08:14 PM
BRUINS LEAFS BACK ON
 
2013-05-08 08:08:21 PM
DONT
POKE
THE
BEAR

that's 1.
 
2013-05-08 08:08:22 PM
Period 2 has commenced, and the Bruins have scored.  2-1 Leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:08:22 PM
Ok wings fans, I am stepping out for the evening to avoid watching the game. This has worked so far for the games they have won, so I'd it works again tonight, I will be setting up a donation page to collect money for my drinking out in places too fancy to have TVs in the bar.
 
2013-05-08 08:08:26 PM
That didnt take long, 2-1 boston goal
 
2013-05-08 08:08:49 PM
booo
 
2013-05-08 08:09:10 PM
Technically a false start...? Heh tough break for Leafs.
 
2013-05-08 08:09:11 PM

irishman4: DONT
POKE
THE
BEAR

that's 1.


nobody poked the bear. It was a PPG on a bad call
 
2013-05-08 08:09:36 PM
lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?
 
2013-05-08 08:10:12 PM
Boo, Rangers score
 
2013-05-08 08:10:51 PM
Holtby thought he was all smooth on that.
 
2013-05-08 08:10:52 PM

Polish Hussar: keylock71: Balls...

Now with Geoff Peterson


lol... Now with Father Ted:
www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-05-08 08:11:00 PM
And B's scored too?  Double boo!
 
2013-05-08 08:11:04 PM
Wow, that was a dumba** move by Holtby.  He even scrambled back to the net in time and completely over-skated it.
*Facepalm*
 
2013-05-08 08:12:11 PM
PP Caps lets get that goal back.
 
2013-05-08 08:12:11 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


i152.photobucket.com

Congrats man, that's great news.
 
2013-05-08 08:12:25 PM
Oh, and 2-1

www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-05-08 08:13:37 PM

irishman4: lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?


it's the bar for the Platinum seats, and the sweet, sweet booze...

/also... GAME ON!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:15:41 PM
Man, that was too close
 
2013-05-08 08:15:44 PM
Oww, that looked freaking painful in MSG
 
2013-05-08 08:15:49 PM
Head shot!!!

Oh wait, no contact within two feet of the head.

Stupid little guy.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:17 PM
Fark the refs in NY.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:22 PM
He jumped, Laughlin, you asshole
 
2013-05-08 08:16:30 PM
BS penalty calls in NY
 
2013-05-08 08:16:36 PM
OV is not amused.  Not sure he should be, didn't see a penalty by him.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:47 PM

sno man: irishman4: lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?


for the record, they are a lot more full than they often are 5 mins in...
 
2013-05-08 08:16:51 PM
4 on 3 PP for the rangers
 
2013-05-08 08:16:56 PM

LucklessWonder: Oww, that looked freaking painful in MSG


I hope he didn't break something.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:11 PM
my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking
 
2013-05-08 08:17:22 PM
BS call. Ovechkin didn't charge. Erat definitely hooked though.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:26 PM
4-on-3 done.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:26 PM
and 5 on 3 now
 
2013-05-08 08:17:27 PM
Charging?   WTF?

Skating in front of someone is now charging?  If anything it was a farking dive!
 
2013-05-08 08:18:20 PM
Damn rangers your power play sucks
 
2013-05-08 08:19:13 PM
1-0 New York after 20

26 seconds left on the Rags 5-on-3
 
2013-05-08 08:19:28 PM
Lucic is a whiny biatch

You got hit now stfu
 
2013-05-08 08:20:01 PM

Snaps: Damn rangers your power play sucks


It really does, considering the Caps PK was terrible this season.

The refs sucked last game too with the whole too much man thing. Shouldn't have been 2 penalties on that sequence, just teh Erat hook.
 
2013-05-08 08:20:16 PM
Well that was an entertaining ending to the 1st period at MSG... back to Boston-Toronto.
 
2013-05-08 08:21:01 PM

irishman4: my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking


Wait, doesn't that mean you should drink MORE?  An extra drink or 3 to calm your nerves
 
2013-05-08 08:21:42 PM

Polish Hussar: irishman4: my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking

Wait, doesn't that mean you should drink MORE?  An extra drink or 3 to calm your nerves


5 drinks and you just stop caring
 
2013-05-08 08:21:53 PM
Leafs to the power play
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:21:59 PM
LeafsPP
 
2013-05-08 08:22:24 PM

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


Yeah, same here.  Though I'm not so sure they'll be a top team next year.  I think they have some developing to do, and I'm a little worried about scoring.  Datsyuk seems ageless, and Zetterberg has been great lately, but age is going to catch up to both of them sooner or later.  Plus, they don't really have a consistent goal scorer.  Maybe Brunner can be that guy, I don't know.

Beating the Ducks would be incredible.  Giving the Blackhawks all they could handle would be even better.  I'm just enjoying the ride this year.
 
2013-05-08 08:23:33 PM
Still think the Caps game  3 loss was punishment from the hockey gods for shaving my playoff beard. I've already sacrificed my alcohol intake for this team, what can I do to atone?

Oh, and it was glorious watching the Islanders yesterday.
 
2013-05-08 08:23:36 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Hot damn! Good news.
 
2013-05-08 08:25:19 PM

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Congrats, man!  I'm so glad to read that.

/now you go back to being a Sharks fan :)
 
2013-05-08 08:25:44 PM
Good PK... Need a couple of strong shifts in their end now.
 
2013-05-08 08:26:10 PM
Woo Hoo!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 08:27:17 PM
Wonder where CSNMA  found clips of a Wizards win for their commercial.
 
2013-05-08 08:27:24 PM
Wow. That was either a really sad PP by the Leafs or a really excellent PK by the Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:27:52 PM
Sharks magic number: 12
 
2013-05-08 08:28:00 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x224]


Go Hershey!
 
2013-05-08 08:28:14 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!


Nice!
 
2013-05-08 08:28:38 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x224]


Go P B's!  just not B B's!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:15 PM
Bruins tie it at 2!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:20 PM
oh boy. leafs has a sad
 
2013-05-08 08:29:21 PM
Tie game!!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:24 PM
My CBC feed is shiatting itself for 2-3 seconds approximately every minute for the past few minutes.

And fark, B's tie it.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:24 PM
BRUINS GOAL!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:25 PM
grrrrr
 
2013-05-08 08:29:27 PM
Tiiiiiied
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:29:38 PM
farking hell.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:44 PM
BOSGOAL
 
2013-05-08 08:29:46 PM

LucklessWonder: Wonder where CSNMA  found clips of a Wizards win for their commercial.


After John Wall came back they were not a horrible team. Hell even before he came back they beat the Thunder and the Heat.
Out of all the bad teams in the NBA the Wizards are the best. They are a draft pick away from losing in the first round to the Heat next year.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:47 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.

Congrats, man!  I'm so glad to read that.

/now you go back to being a Sharks fan :)


I'm always a Sharks fan.  In sickness or health, life or death, drunk or sober.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:56 PM
Damn Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:30:03 PM
BONDAGED! I mean... TIED!
 
2013-05-08 08:30:52 PM
reimer is a liability now.
 
2013-05-08 08:30:56 PM
img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 08:31:35 PM
Got home just in time to see the Bruins tie it up!

Stupid Little League. Weather is unbelievable though, so nice to be outside.

Who did Ovechkin nearly kill?
 
2013-05-08 08:32:24 PM

irishman4: reimer is a liability now.


with a tie score... I guess Rask is too
 
2013-05-08 08:32:42 PM
Go B's!
 
2013-05-08 08:32:47 PM
My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:26 PM
you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:35 PM
whaaaa?   I go for a crap and bruins tie it up?  Is the laffs traditional 3rd period collapse happening early today?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:55 PM

Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?


sounds old schoolish  that fake then bomb from the point...
 
2013-05-08 08:35:45 PM
As a Bruins fan, I wish I was able to go to a playoff game in Toronto. It really does seem like an amazing atmosphere, both inside and outside the arena.

That said, I hope the Bruins can find a way to repeat their explosiveness late in game 3.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:05 PM

hockeyfarker: you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?


As it turns out, there's a Wikipedia page on it
 
2013-05-08 08:36:20 PM

Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?


A shot in each hand, slammed in close succession.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:51 PM
PP!
 
2013-05-08 08:36:55 PM
bhullshait
 
2013-05-08 08:37:21 PM

sno man: bhullshait


cant come up on someone like that. someones kid is gonna get hurt out there
 
2013-05-08 08:37:37 PM
nevermind grabo's stick cut in half behind the net
 
2013-05-08 08:37:40 PM
That wasn't exactly an elbow ...
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:37:58 PM
Jesus H Christ.  Play some farking defense.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:00 PM
rut ro reafs
 
2013-05-08 08:38:04 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?

A shot in each hand, slammed in close succession.


Sounds good to me.  To the health of everyone in this thread!  Especially Andychrist!

Bruins PP goal, 3-2 Boston
 
2013-05-08 08:38:06 PM
bosgoal uggg
 
2013-05-08 08:38:14 PM
Woooooooooo! Go Bruins!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:15 PM
Way to protect a lead Leafs!

3-2 B's
 
2013-05-08 08:38:17 PM

sno man: bhullshait


You gotta get your elbow up pretty high to elbow Chara.

/also BOSGOAL
 
2013-05-08 08:38:18 PM

sno man: bhullshait


I dunno man, you raise your arm that high... hard not to elbow someone in the face.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:20 PM
Made 'em pay!!!!!!

Let's Go, Bruins!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:27 PM
KREJCI GOAL WOOOOO!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:31 PM
Broooons take the lead
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:38:33 PM
Seidenberg should have been penalized for slashing Grabovski's stick into pieces.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:38 PM
I got to open one of my birthday presents a day early. It's a Cam Neely throwback sweater.

Also GOAL BRUINS
 
2013-05-08 08:38:53 PM

Polish Hussar: hockeyfarker: you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?

As it turns out, there's a Wikipedia page on it


as it turns out, that's actually something I can understand.

doesn't explain the Florida Game 7 or Martin Brodeur tags though. or PHX.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:15 PM
B's taking over + stream still shiatting itself = back to Rangers-Caps... c'mon Caps!!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:24 PM
Well, that was a spectacular collapse, even for the leafs.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:27 PM

subfactorial: sno man: bhullshait

You gotta get your elbow up pretty high to elbow Chara.

/also BOSGOAL


Seriously - you'd have to jump.
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:39:29 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLeafs!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:31 PM
Leafs tie it at 3 apiece
 
2013-05-08 08:39:33 PM
shiat
 
2013-05-08 08:39:39 PM
TIE GAME LEAFS!!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:41 PM
Boo :(
 
2013-05-08 08:39:51 PM
god damn it
 
2013-05-08 08:40:00 PM
Well, so much for that lead... Lol.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:01 PM
the hockey gods thought it was BS too, 3 all!
 
2013-05-08 08:40:01 PM
And...Tied again
 
2013-05-08 08:40:14 PM

Frozen_Puck: B's taking over + stream still shiatting itself = back to Rangers-Caps... c'mon Caps!!


Not so fast there, Leafs tied it up again.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:20 PM
Hah, my stream is still slow as sh*t.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:32 PM
this game is about to go to the next level. can you say chippy?
 
2013-05-08 08:40:33 PM
So last time I said I'll be happy just to see my Rags not get swept.

Second time? Can you guys do it a second time?

<3<3<3

I'll even stop insinuating that Marian Gaborik is skating around out there in a Nash jersey, promise.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:48 PM

xiola: Well, that was a spectacular collapse, even for the leafs.


Helluva bounce too
 
2013-05-08 08:41:11 PM
Okay, this is getting interesting. It's not great hockey, but it's entertaining.
 
2013-05-08 08:41:48 PM
LOL, Toronto tied it already?!?
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:41:55 PM
What is that?  Bs throwing helmets.
 
2013-05-08 08:42:12 PM
Nice D by Girardi there
 
2013-05-08 08:42:16 PM
Looks like Boston took a dumb penalty
 
2013-05-08 08:42:32 PM
Van-reams-dyke?  Is his last name some Dutchman's idea of a dirty joke?
 
2013-05-08 08:42:39 PM
Which game would you guys like to see some action in?  I've been switching back and forth and have missed damned near everything in both games.  Send me beer and I will watch whatever game you're not.
 
2013-05-08 08:42:50 PM
the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half
 
2013-05-08 08:42:55 PM
Dykey goes down, mortally wounded...
 
2013-05-08 08:43:04 PM
Wtf is going on in YYZ?
 
2013-05-08 08:43:21 PM
Hey Caps, you can't score if you don't shoot
 
2013-05-08 08:43:25 PM

Snaps: Looks like Boston took a dumb penalty


they took two, called on one.
 
2013-05-08 08:43:53 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Wtf is going on in YYZ?


A kick-ass drum solo?
 
2013-05-08 08:43:53 PM
Listening in the radio in the kitchen while I transfer my hefeweizen into a carboy for secondary fermentation. Did a flat tasting, not bad. Hopefully a little bit of that lemony flavor mellows out.

Good game with Beers and Goucher. They really are an awesome radio crew.
 
2013-05-08 08:43:55 PM
OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(
 
2013-05-08 08:43:57 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Wtf is going on in YYZ?


Contraception and strokes?
 
2013-05-08 08:44:00 PM
blu.stb.s-msn.com

Tied
 
2013-05-08 08:44:21 PM
5-3 PP for the leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:44:21 PM
farking Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:44:30 PM
Slashing, 5-on-3 for the Leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:44:32 PM
Goddammit, Bruins...
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:44:35 PM
Nice move by JVR.
/leafs take their timeout.
 
2013-05-08 08:44:36 PM
5 on 3  against the lumberjacks
 
2013-05-08 08:44:53 PM

irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half


Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay
 
2013-05-08 08:45:20 PM
Another stupid penalty for the Caps
 
2013-05-08 08:45:24 PM

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 850x658]

Tied


nice
 
2013-05-08 08:45:32 PM
5-3. Is it for a long time?
 
2013-05-08 08:45:53 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay


dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban
 
2013-05-08 08:45:58 PM
Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:46:30 PM
3-3 after 40 in Toronto
 
2013-05-08 08:46:52 PM

soopey: 5-3. Is it for a long time?


Over a minute total.  12 seconds of it left for the 3rd period
 
2013-05-08 08:47:16 PM

dietbubba: Hey Caps, you can't score if you don't shoot


You'd think they would have figured that out safter the 6-on-4 failure at the end of Game 3, but no...
 
2013-05-08 08:47:17 PM

soopey: Listening in the radio in the kitchen while I transfer my hefeweizen into a carboy for secondary fermentation. Did a flat tasting, not bad. Hopefully a little bit of that lemony flavor mellows out.

Good game with Beers and Goucher. They really are an awesome radio crew.


Just racked a honey brown this weekend.  First home brew ever.  Tasted alright.  Smelled heavenly
 
2013-05-08 08:47:24 PM
Leafs streams all starting to suck...
 
2013-05-08 08:47:41 PM

irishman4: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay

dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban


Marchand poking him in the back may have helped that.  check a replay
 
2013-05-08 08:47:43 PM
Only took 1:57 to get a shot on the PP
 
2013-05-08 08:47:57 PM
Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.
 
2013-05-08 08:48:23 PM

Vangor: Leafs streams all starting to suck...

 
2013-05-08 08:48:36 PM

wuma: Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.


the ref could do that if he wanted to.

They just don't. Usually there is enough to call offsetting penalties, but it ticks me off.
 
2013-05-08 08:48:43 PM

paj: 3-3 after 40 in Toronto


Sure. Just as I finish cleaning up.

/Kitchen smells like banana and cloves.
//Means the hefeweizen is on the right track.
 
2013-05-08 08:48:46 PM
Ugh. Just, farking, ugh.
 
2013-05-08 08:49:08 PM
Period of the long change - DRINK
 
2013-05-08 08:49:20 PM

irishman4: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay

dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban


Sorry, didn't notice the "canadiEn". We're still a bit sensitive out here on the west coast.
 
2013-05-08 08:50:08 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay

dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban

Sorry, didn't notice the "canadiEn". We're still a bit sensitive out here on the west coast.


to be fair, JvR has always been a biatch.
 
2013-05-08 08:50:18 PM

Frozen_Puck: OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(


i pay 30 bucks a month for cable and get all my hockey channels tsn cbc sportsnet and nbc
 
2013-05-08 08:50:37 PM

hockeyfarker: wuma: Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.

the ref could do that if he wanted to.

They just don't. Usually there is enough to call offsetting penalties, but it ticks me off.


If they're so determined to wipe out diving, they'll need to either wipe out the original penalty or give the diver a 10 minute misconduct. Extreme, yes, but it'd cut down the Olympic quality dives quickly.
 
2013-05-08 08:50:49 PM
RAGS GOAL 2-0
 
2013-05-08 08:50:53 PM
rags goal
 
2013-05-08 08:50:59 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
 
2013-05-08 08:51:02 PM
Rangers up 2-0
 
2013-05-08 08:51:07 PM

wuma: Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.


Never going to happen.  The NHL seems to be in love with penalty dichotomies.
 
2013-05-08 08:51:12 PM
Well, bugger me, Rags scored another. 2-0 Blueshirts
 
2013-05-08 08:51:13 PM
Rangers go up 2-0
 
2013-05-08 08:51:15 PM

wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.


No, you're not the only one.  They deserved the final spot more than Minnie.

farking Rangers up 2-0....
 
2013-05-08 08:51:28 PM

wuma: Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.


That would end up being a pure "judgement" call, and it will all depend on how skilled the embellisher is at not over-selling the "penalty". Far better to be a Bret Hart in that case than a Ric Flair (clutching at one's leg and grimacing will work far better than falling to the ground screaming in agony as if he had just gotten his leg nearly cut off, something soccer players should understand).
 
2013-05-08 08:51:30 PM
Also Rangers, please continue to trash Holtby's GOA and Save %
 
2013-05-08 08:51:40 PM
Nice puck movement, perfect shot by Rangers.  Caps look outclassed right now.
 
2013-05-08 08:51:44 PM
that was a farking laser
 
2013-05-08 08:51:59 PM

Frozen_Puck: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, you're not the only one.  They deserved the final spot more than Minnie.

farking Rangers up 2-0....


it's cool. i never remember seeing so many 2 goal leads disappear in one playoff season
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:52:04 PM

Vangor: Leafs streams all starting to suck...


Try this one: Link (pw is HRchannel2013) *currently showing the Rags game but will switch back when the 3rd starts

Also quite a few here: Link
 
2013-05-08 08:54:41 PM

ontariolightning: Frozen_Puck: OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(

i pay 30 bucks a month for cable and get all my hockey channels tsn cbc sportsnet and nbc


I used to have Comcast's triple-play, then I realized I don't ever use the phone (got my cell), and I watch basically no TV aside from hockey... I couldn't justify paying what they wanted just for hockey half the year, so I axed it.  Now I just have their Internet, which is super sweet, but I miss HD this time of year.  I wish I could get cable for a few months a year only.
 
2013-05-08 08:54:55 PM
Useless fact I read today" Wolverine's "I'm the best there is at what I do" catchphrase is written in iambic pentameter.
 
2013-05-08 08:55:22 PM

wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.


You are not alone.
 
2013-05-08 08:55:37 PM

wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.


No, I'm sad about it too. Bobrovsky would have been a wonder.
 
2013-05-08 08:56:23 PM
Booooo!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 08:56:24 PM

Frozen_Puck: ontariolightning: Frozen_Puck: OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(

i pay 30 bucks a month for cable and get all my hockey channels tsn cbc sportsnet and nbc

I used to have Comcast's triple-play, then I realized I don't ever use the phone (got my cell), and I watch basically no TV aside from hockey... I couldn't justify paying what they wanted just for hockey half the year, so I axed it.  Now I just have their Internet, which is super sweet, but I miss HD this time of year.  I wish I could get cable for a few months a year only.


not even worth it during the season?
 
2013-05-08 08:56:35 PM

dietbubba: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

You are not alone.


I am here with you.
 
2013-05-08 08:56:41 PM
So.. Rags are winning?
 
2013-05-08 08:56:51 PM

ytterbium: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, I'm sad about it too. Bobrovsky would have been a wonder.


I hope the "Team didn't make the playoffs" stat doesn't keep Bobs from the Vezna.
 
2013-05-08 08:57:08 PM

wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.


I'd MUCH rather have them in than Minnesota.  I think the Jackets would have put up a better fight against Chicago.
 
2013-05-08 08:57:24 PM
Somehow, every time I hear Erskine's name, he's on his ass
 
2013-05-08 08:57:33 PM

soopey: So.. Rags are winning?


Yes, because Washington Capitals.
 
2013-05-08 08:57:55 PM

irishman4: Frozen_Puck: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, you're not the only one.  They deserved the final spot more than Minnie.

farking Rangers up 2-0....

it's cool. i never remember seeing so many 2 goal leads disappear in one playoff season


I don't think that's had  chance to happen in this series...
 
2013-05-08 08:58:02 PM
Caps Goal
 
2013-05-08 08:58:03 PM
wow nice caps goal. patience
 
2013-05-08 08:58:09 PM
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Bob wins the Vezina. Small consolation prize, but he deserves it more than Hank or Neimi.

Still bitter Rask isn't in there over hank, but the spoked B tattoo proves my bias there.
 
2013-05-08 08:58:09 PM
CAPIGOAL!
 
2013-05-08 08:58:10 PM
FARK
 
2013-05-08 08:58:20 PM
CAPIGOAL!!!!

2-1
 
2013-05-08 08:58:29 PM

4NSpy: ytterbium: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, I'm sad about it too. Bobrovsky would have been a wonder.

I hope the "Team didn't make the playoffs" stat doesn't keep Bobs from the Vezna.


YOU'RE OFF THE FORCE BOBROVSKY
 
2013-05-08 08:58:46 PM
img.photobucket.com
Perrault makes it 2-1!
 
2013-05-08 08:58:57 PM

irishman4: Frozen_Puck: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, you're not the only one.  They deserved the final spot more than Minnie.

farking Rangers up 2-0....

it's cool. i never remember seeing so many 2 goal leads disappear in one playoff season


Says I to the wife, "oh great, now the Rangers get to blow a 2-goal lead."

/just like that, caps goal
//ffffffff
 
2013-05-08 08:59:02 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll lllllllllllllllll.i42.tinypic.com

/Nationals just tied it up.
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:59:08 PM
storage.canoe.ca
 
2013-05-08 08:59:28 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Dammit!
 
2013-05-08 08:59:30 PM

wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.


Detroit ultimately just out not-sucked them this year... but next year... they can actually put the Rangers out themselves, they will be in the same division!
 
2013-05-08 08:59:59 PM

ytterbium: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, I'm sad about it too. Bobrovsky would have been a wonder.


Yeah, a lot of people were cheering for them - classic underdog story. Mind you, I'd hate to see them swept by Chicago. I'd sooner see them get in next year, with a few more pieces in place, to give the fans more to cheer for.
 
2013-05-08 09:00:19 PM
Well... It's intermission so I'll just turned on the Red Sox game and..
1.bp.blogspot.com

Losing 12-6 to the Twins!?
 
2013-05-08 09:00:20 PM
Del Zotto is just awful. Awful.
 
2013-05-08 09:01:08 PM

ontariolightning: Frozen_Puck: ontariolightning: Frozen_Puck: OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(

i pay 30 bucks a month for cable and get all my hockey channels tsn cbc sportsnet and nbc

I used to have Comcast's triple-play, then I realized I don't ever use the phone (got my cell), and I watch basically no TV aside from hockey... I couldn't justify paying what they wanted just for hockey half the year, so I axed it.  Now I just have their Internet, which is super sweet, but I miss HD this time of year.  I wish I could get cable for a few months a year only.

not even worth it during the season?


Worth it?  Yeah, I'm sure it is... but I have a roof that needs to be replaced soon along with some other shiat to deal with, so the luxury of cable/HD for hockey season has to suffer for the time being.  This is only temporary... but right now my only choice is to rely on these crummy streams.  :-)
 
2013-05-08 09:02:56 PM

soopey: Well... It's intermission so I'll just turned on the Red Sox game and..
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x225]

Losing 12-6 to the Twins!?


they over achieved in april...the dust will settle a bit now
 
2013-05-08 09:03:03 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: ytterbium: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, I'm sad about it too. Bobrovsky would have been a wonder.

Yeah, a lot of people were cheering for them - classic underdog story. Mind you, I'd hate to see them swept by Chicago. I'd sooner see them get in next year, with a few more pieces in place, to give the fans more to cheer for.


I don't know that they would've gotten swept by the Hawks.  They played Chicago tough this year and the games were close!  That said, they'd probably still be down 3-1 like Minnie is.

WTF, my stream just switched to a baseball game??
 
2013-05-08 09:05:02 PM
shiat, Kings-Blues about to start... 3 games at once, want to watch them all!
 
2013-05-08 09:05:02 PM
Game on
 
2013-05-08 09:05:10 PM
Random picture seen online with cute woman.
storage.canoe.ca

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.
 
2013-05-08 09:05:28 PM

irishman4: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay

dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban


Although I agree that was a flop, Marchand was also behind him dragging him down. I have a bigger problem with the slash. VRD was going down. He snapped his own stick. Campbell didn't even get a good swipe at him.
 
2013-05-08 09:05:50 PM

irishman4: soopey: Well... It's intermission so I'll just turned on the Red Sox game and..
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x225]

Losing 12-6 to the Twins!?

they over achieved in april...the dust will settle a bit now


lets go Blue Jays!!!   :-p

//GAME ON
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:05:59 PM
Frozen_Puck:  WTF, my stream just switched to a baseball game??

Try this one - http://www.hockeyreality.com/stream/wizwig.html (pw = HRchannel2013)  leafs/bruins cbc
 
2013-05-08 09:06:17 PM

soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.


looks like what those in the business call "puck slut"
 
2013-05-08 09:06:51 PM
4 minute PP for boston
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:06:54 PM
Double minor on Kadri for bloody high-sticking
 
2013-05-08 09:07:00 PM
4 min pp for bruins. wooow. hit him right in the eye. dangerous
 
2013-05-08 09:07:12 PM
4 minutes... Make 'en pay, Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 09:07:19 PM

soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.


I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.
 
2013-05-08 09:07:30 PM
Kadri gets to sit for 4, double-minor on the high stick
 
2013-05-08 09:07:38 PM
Crap - that was a stupid high stick. Very dangerous, too.
 
2013-05-08 09:08:21 PM

paj: Frozen_Puck:  WTF, my stream just switched to a baseball game??

Try this one - http://www.hockeyreality.com/stream/wizwig.html (pw = HRchannel2013)  leafs/bruins cbc


It switched back now, but I'll keep this in reserve just in case... thanks
 
2013-05-08 09:08:38 PM

soopey: Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.


Hell, he'll be peeling those socks off of her with his teeth later tonight.
 
2013-05-08 09:08:57 PM

irishman4: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

looks like what those in the business call "puck slut"


usually 'puck bunny' around here...
 
2013-05-08 09:09:29 PM

jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.


Leafs fan - high expectations ...
 
2013-05-08 09:09:30 PM
Tardif!!

i36.photobucket.com
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:09:59 PM
Memo to the Leafs - stop trying to clear the puck softly up the middle, morans!
 
2013-05-08 09:10:00 PM
Need ONE BRUINS
 
2013-05-08 09:10:38 PM
I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.
 
2013-05-08 09:11:21 PM

soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.


With sexual diseases becoming resistant to drugs these days its not smart to fark randoms
Could mean your life now
 
2013-05-08 09:11:35 PM

buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.


Thought I was the only one...
 
2013-05-08 09:11:58 PM
DINK
 
2013-05-08 09:12:04 PM

buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061216055550AA3H8Lk
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:12:04 PM

buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.


Until you get busted due to HD slow-mo replays and are forever branded a cheating bastard.
 
2013-05-08 09:13:12 PM
img.photobucket.com
2-2
 
2013-05-08 09:13:39 PM
Nice backhand.
 
2013-05-08 09:13:50 PM
CAPIGOAL!!  Another 2-goal lead BLOWN in these playoffs!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:13:59 PM
i42.tinypic.com

/Nationals also just took the lead
 
2013-05-08 09:14:07 PM

jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.


So you're saying that after Mrs. Soopey leaves me for being a hockey widow for months on end that I should buy a nice boat.
 
2013-05-08 09:14:15 PM
At least we get a PP to start the third
 
2013-05-08 09:14:29 PM

irishman4: buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061216055550AA3H8Lk


[that's the joke.jpg]
 
2013-05-08 09:14:34 PM
There's the Bruins powerplay we all know and love.
 
2013-05-08 09:14:34 PM

buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.


Did you used to work for Harlequins rugby club

(Google 'Bloodgate')
 
2013-05-08 09:14:34 PM
nice kill Leafs!
 
2013-05-08 09:14:42 PM

paj: Frozen_Puck:  WTF, my stream just switched to a baseball game??

Try this one - http://www.hockeyreality.com/stream/wizwig.html (pw = HRchannel2013)  leafs/bruins cbc


Thank you good sir.
 
2013-05-08 09:15:12 PM
and the building is in!!
 
2013-05-08 09:15:23 PM
Leafs have killed off the double minor
 
2013-05-08 09:16:19 PM
Tim Thomas with a great save there.
 
2013-05-08 09:16:35 PM
Tuuukkaaa!
 
2013-05-08 09:17:11 PM
Hey gang, so I just tune in and two games are in intermission.  So, I do what I must.  Link Link link
 
2013-05-08 09:17:13 PM
Blues Kings on NHLN
 
2013-05-08 09:17:39 PM
Banjos and hockey have no place together. Farkwads.
 
2013-05-08 09:18:43 PM
Game on!  GO KINGS!!!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 09:18:47 PM

Snaps: Blues Kings on NHLN


(LOL) yea and?
 
2013-05-08 09:18:48 PM
Hey guyz, waz goin' on in this thread?
 
2013-05-08 09:19:44 PM

sno man: Snaps: Blues Kings on NHLN

(LOL) yea and?


Kings will win and Brian Elliot must perform in a donkey show?
 
2013-05-08 09:19:58 PM

Donnchadha: Hey guyz, waz goin' on in this thread?


The usual drunk hockey and beer talk.
 
2013-05-08 09:20:24 PM

Vangor: Tim Thomas with a great save there.


Just how far behind are your streams? 2 years?
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:20:27 PM
Get the farking puck out you dinks!
/Fraser down hurt.
 
2013-05-08 09:20:33 PM

soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.

So you're saying that after Mrs. Soopey leaves me for being a hockey widow for months on end that I should buy a nice boat.


My husband is a hockey widower and we have a boat, which he spends a lot of time on until hockey season is over. He only watches the Blackhawks and therefore is not a real hockey fan.

/didn't have to be a biatchy slore to get the boat
 
2013-05-08 09:20:37 PM
Down goes Fraser...
 
2013-05-08 09:20:43 PM

Earguy: Hey gang, so I just tune in and two games are in intermission.  So, I do what I must.  Link Link link


You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
 
2013-05-08 09:20:54 PM
Wow, Leafs lucked out there.
 
2013-05-08 09:21:04 PM
Holy shiat, great chance for the B's there!
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:21:12 PM
Fraser takes a Lucic shot to the forehead.
 
2013-05-08 09:21:19 PM
oh shiat let the goalie stop that
 
2013-05-08 09:21:19 PM
Down goes Fraser
 
2013-05-08 09:21:34 PM

Earguy: Hey gang, so I just tune in and two games are in intermission.  So, I do what I must.  Link Link link


You sir, are the soothing eye-balm to a broadcast that features closeups of Phaneuf and Marchand.
 
2013-05-08 09:21:40 PM
fraser in the face,  helmet  I think nice block big guy!
 
2013-05-08 09:21:44 PM

ytterbium: soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.

So you're saying that after Mrs. Soopey leaves me for being a hockey widow for months on end that I should buy a nice boat.

My husband is a hockey widower and we have a boat, which he spends a lot of time on until hockey season is over. He only watches the Blackhawks and therefore is not a real hockey fan.

/didn't have to be a biatchy slore to get the boat


But the boat gets the slores, right?
 
2013-05-08 09:21:59 PM

irishman4: oh shiat let the goalie stop that


Huh? Stop wha... *smack*
 
2013-05-08 09:22:04 PM
I am so ready for the Wings to kick ass. :D
 
2013-05-08 09:22:11 PM
Toronto has had bad luck with projectiles to the head.
 
2013-05-08 09:22:15 PM

Publikwerks: Wow, Leafs lucked out there.


Well, Frazer didn't
 
2013-05-08 09:22:19 PM
Thats why you should wear a visor
 
2013-05-08 09:22:30 PM
stlouiscore.com
 
2013-05-08 09:22:46 PM

sno man: fraser in the face,  helmet  I think nice block big guy!


Replay looked like just below the helmet.  If he had the clear eye protection on, he might still be on the ice.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:03 PM

Donnchadha: Down goes Fraser


Thread won.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:11 PM
Ugh, I'm not sure you call that Chimera cross check in a beer league.  Stralman went down like he was shot.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:31 PM
Just flipped to the Leafs game. Damn it's loud there
 
2013-05-08 09:25:09 PM
jesus kelly has about 12 stitches under his eye
 
2013-05-08 09:25:22 PM

mootmah: ytterbium: soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: Random picture seen online with cute woman.
[storage.canoe.ca image 650x477]

/Dude still won't score tonight.
//Just like Kadri.

I'm bitter towards chick like that. She's young and hot. She can probably announce that she's a biatch and she wants to be on a boat and she'll be on a boat by sundown.

So you're saying that after Mrs. Soopey leaves me for being a hockey widow for months on end that I should buy a nice boat.

My husband is a hockey widower and we have a boat, which he spends a lot of time on until hockey season is over. He only watches the Blackhawks and therefore is not a real hockey fan.

/didn't have to be a biatchy slore to get the boat

But the boat gets the slores, right?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 09:26:16 PM
anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions
 
2013-05-08 09:26:53 PM
Haha, there's blood in Reimer's net!
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:26:57 PM

irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions


which game?
 
2013-05-08 09:27:02 PM

buckeyebrain: I'm warped. Because I'm wondering: Wouldn't it be worth it to put just a teeny tiny sliver of razor blade in your glove? Then if you get high-sticked you can blade really quick and get 2 more minutes.


0.7 MUTA
 
2013-05-08 09:27:16 PM

paj: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

which game?


bos tor :D
 
2013-05-08 09:27:29 PM

irishman4: Frozen_Puck: wuma: Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.

No, you're not the only one.  They deserved the final spot more than Minnie.

farking Rangers up 2-0....

it's cool. i never remember seeing so many 2 goal leads disappear in one playoff season


 Shaking my fist at you. FYI.
 
2013-05-08 09:27:39 PM

irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions


I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.
 
2013-05-08 09:28:27 PM
Commercial.  Link (Just a little photoshop)

Oops, back on.
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:28:28 PM

irishman4: paj: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

which game?

bos tor :D


Link pw = HRchannel2013
 
2013-05-08 09:28:49 PM

mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.


she wants on dvr. ugh
 
2013-05-08 09:29:21 PM

RsquaredW: Ugh, I'm not sure you call that Chimera cross check in a beer league.  Stralman went down like he was shot.


Must be a soccer player
 
2013-05-08 09:29:29 PM

mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.


LOL... it's playoffs, don't let her win!  And if she threatens to leave, then you can watch the games in peace right?  ;-)
 
2013-05-08 09:30:13 PM

irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh


Tell her to watch something on the computer instead of starting this TORRENT with you.
 
2013-05-08 09:30:21 PM
NIce save by Reimer.
 
2013-05-08 09:30:31 PM

paj: irishman4: paj: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

which game?

bos tor :D

Link pw = HRchannel2013


bam thanks, not nesn but i'll take it
 
2013-05-08 09:30:35 PM
Bruins need to capitalize on these chances....
 
2013-05-08 09:30:36 PM

irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh


Really?  REALLY? You're gonna let her watch stuff she can watch literally anytime?
 
2013-05-08 09:31:01 PM
Leafs looking a bit lost right there.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:16 PM

Publikwerks: Bruins need to capitalize On These Chances....


There, did for you.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:31 PM

irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh


Want to go halfsies on a boat after the women leave? We can get a nice one that holds twice as many women.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:39 PM
Cable says they're showing STL/LA, but it's just NHL on the Fly. Guess I'll try one of the feeds.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:50 PM
 
2013-05-08 09:31:58 PM
AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)
 
2013-05-08 09:32:43 PM
At some point the refs have to warn the Bruins bench about pulling that sh*t, right?

Oh who am I kidding, NHL refs are incompetent.
 
2013-05-08 09:32:47 PM

cameroncrazy1984: irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh

Really?  REALLY? You're gonna let her watch stuff she can watch literally anytime?


Seriously, threaten her with parental controls...
 
2013-05-08 09:33:13 PM
Suck it Hershey!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 09:33:39 PM
That one Caps fan that CSN keeps showing looks so depressed.
 
2013-05-08 09:33:57 PM
Bah. Need a commercial to reboot my craptastic router. WiFi keeps dropping.

/end to end action!
 
2013-05-08 09:34:06 PM

cameroncrazy1984: irishman4: mootmah: irishman4: anyone got a stream link? im about to have a huge conflict on the tv, of epic marital proportions

I'll see if I can find you a stream of whatever she wants to watch.

she wants on dvr. ugh

Really?  REALLY? You're gonna let her watch stuff she can watch literally anytime?


DVR?  Okay, she's being completely unreasonable!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:34:19 PM
Penalty on Chara!
 
2013-05-08 09:34:24 PM
Chara going to the sin bin
 
2013-05-08 09:34:30 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
 
2013-05-08 09:34:40 PM
Ugh, goal on a shiatty call.  Hate that.
 
2013-05-08 09:35:01 PM
HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY!
 
2013-05-08 09:35:02 PM

RminusQ: AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)


That sucks. Are you (and any passengers who might have been there) OK?
 
2013-05-08 09:35:07 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Suck it Hershey!


Woohoo!
 
2013-05-08 09:35:21 PM
C'mon Leafs, get this one.
 
2013-05-08 09:35:21 PM

mootmah: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


Which game?
 
2013-05-08 09:35:22 PM
The penalty against Chara should be called low-sticking... cause everyone's face is around his ankle.
 
2013-05-08 09:35:31 PM
F'n Rangers... 3-2
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:36:14 PM
Damnit Carlyle stop putting Phaneuf out on the PP.  To that end, also keep him off the ice for the PK and also even-strenght.  Basically what I'm saying is staple his ass to the bench.  So bad.
 
2013-05-08 09:36:15 PM

soopey: mootmah: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Which game?


Rangers
 
2013-05-08 09:37:29 PM
Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.
 
2013-05-08 09:37:36 PM
This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?
 
2013-05-08 09:38:00 PM
Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him
 
2013-05-08 09:38:12 PM
And the Bruins kill the penalty dead
 
2013-05-08 09:38:15 PM
Ouch, Girardi, Ouch.
 
2013-05-08 09:38:18 PM
Another strong PK for the Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 09:38:53 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Instead of penalty kill for the team with 4, the team with 5 commits penalty murder.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Time/Work
 
2013-05-08 09:39:23 PM
I so hate the Rangers...haaate.  almost as much as the Pens

/next year will be fun
//Jackets and Wings fan
///yeah yeah, makes no sense long story
 
2013-05-08 09:39:25 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


James May.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:25 PM

ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him


Are you saying he should just run with it?
 
2013-05-08 09:39:40 PM

Vangor: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

Instead of penalty kill for the team with 4, the team with 5 commits penalty murder.


haha! I like it.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:56 PM

aevorea: RminusQ: AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)

That sucks. Are you (and any passengers who might have been there) OK?


Yeah, I'm OK, he's OK, and so are the mom and two kids whose car the dumbass pushed me into.
 
2013-05-08 09:40:17 PM

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

Time/Work


LucklessWonder: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

James May.


Also good answers!
 
2013-05-08 09:40:18 PM

aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.


Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..
 
2013-05-08 09:40:19 PM

mootmah: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Are you saying he should just run with it?


i'm saying hold on to it until other players get in so they can set it up. He had room
 
2013-05-08 09:40:21 PM

dietbubba: I so hate the Rangers...haaate.  almost as much as the Pens

/next year will be fun
//Jackets and Wings fan
///yeah yeah, makes no sense long story


Who do you root for when the Jackets play the Wings, you sports bigamist?
 
2013-05-08 09:41:09 PM

ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him


Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.
 
2013-05-08 09:41:22 PM
Well, my game is in commercial, and the vicodin is starting to work.  Yes, I need it for pain.

Anyway, commercial...NSFW link NSFW link link
 
2013-05-08 09:41:33 PM

MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..


Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).
 
2013-05-08 09:41:38 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


According to thesaurus.com, antonyms for "power" include inefficiency, subservience, surrender, weakness, and yielding
 
2013-05-08 09:41:43 PM

MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..


I'm here.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:05 PM
4-2 RAGS!!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:42:19 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
 
2013-05-08 09:42:20 PM
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:44 PM
Rags score again. 4 -2 Blueshirts

I should go watch Game of Thrones, way less brutal/heart-wrenching moments.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:55 PM

Polish Hussar: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

According to thesaurus.com, antonyms for "power" include inefficiency, subservience, surrender, weakness, and yielding


All of those things described that Leaf power play!
 
2013-05-08 09:42:57 PM
Hagelin had to pick up his jaw before he took a shot at a net that empty
 
2013-05-08 09:43:09 PM

aevorea: MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..

Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).


Shouldn't be too bad, lotta Rangers on CBJ. Plus he always has BOBROVSKY YOU SIT DOWN AND LISTEN WHEN THE CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO YOU
 
2013-05-08 09:43:11 PM
WAS 2-4 NYR (3rd, 13:58)

A gaping hole bigger than... the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

/you thought I was going to make a sexist joke, didn't you?
 
2013-05-08 09:43:12 PM

RminusQ: AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)


Sorry about your accident- I hope everyone involved is fine.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:14 PM
My feed recovers from a hiccup and I hear, "Rangers GOAL".

My feed should hiccup more often.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:16 PM

LucklessWonder: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

James May.


I declare you the winner
 
2013-05-08 09:43:31 PM
Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:52 PM

soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.


I'd personally hold out for 12 parsecs
 
2013-05-08 09:43:55 PM

RminusQ: WAS 2-4 NYR (3rd, 13:58)

A gaping hole bigger than... the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

/you thought I was going to make a sexist joke, didn't you?


That's racist!
 
2013-05-08 09:43:57 PM
HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY!

POTVIN SUCKS!
 
2013-05-08 09:44:06 PM
Ugh, Caps, ugh.
 
2013-05-08 09:44:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Its what I like to call "Blue Jackets-esque"
 
2013-05-08 09:44:35 PM
Bonus hockey watch in Toronto...
 
2013-05-08 09:44:52 PM

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Not with this much left in the period. I hold my breath til that buzzer sounds.

//I die frequently
 
2013-05-08 09:44:56 PM

soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.


might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped
 
2013-05-08 09:45:24 PM

MrJesus: aevorea: MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..

Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).

Shouldn't be too bad, lotta Rangers on CBJ. Plus he always has BOBROVSKY YOU SIT DOWN AND LISTEN WHEN THE CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO YOU


hehehe. I also love watching Torts' face and trying to figure out what he just yelled at the players or refs.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:26 PM
OH MY GOD how did boston not score?
 
2013-05-08 09:45:34 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2013-05-08 09:45:36 PM

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Thanks for jinxing it you jinxing jinxer!

farm4.static.flickr.com

This is you.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:43 PM
Holy god Leafs don't let your goalie pull that crap
 
2013-05-08 09:46:09 PM
Holy shiat Reimer just got lucky!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:46:11 PM

RminusQ: OH MY GOD how did boston not score?


Oi vey
 
2013-05-08 09:46:34 PM

robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.


Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.
 
2013-05-08 09:46:35 PM
Awesome hockey in the final seconds in Toronto..
 
2013-05-08 09:46:40 PM
Okay, that was a gift-wrapped present that was dropped in the trash.
 
2013-05-08 09:47:12 PM
img.photobucket.com

4 - 3!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:16 PM
** BONUS HOCKEY **

3-3 after 60
 
2013-05-08 09:47:16 PM
BOS 3-3 TOR (end 3rd)
Overtime game #11!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:19 PM
BONUS HOCKEY
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:47:20 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 09:47:22 PM
BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:23 PM
Bonus hockey on the shores of Lake Ontario
 
2013-05-08 09:47:30 PM

Earguy: Awesome hockey in the final seconds in Toronto..


Final? I think not...

BONUS HOCKEY!!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:32 PM
Oh ffffffffff*ck.

Caps score.
 
2013-05-08 09:47:36 PM

Donnchadha: Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.

Thanks for jinxing it you jinxing jinxer!

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 235x250]

This is you.


LOL, and almost as soon as I say that CAPIGOAL!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:43 PM
Bonus hockey....AFter Bruins almost get it in the last 5 seconds
 
2013-05-08 09:47:45 PM
imageshack.us

/it really is a lot more fun when it's not your team!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:45 PM
Bonus hockey!!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:51 PM
BONUS HOCKEY!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:53 PM

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Not so fast there


Goooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-08 09:47:57 PM
The life of a Ranger Playoff Hockey fan..

ugh. ugh. UGH. UGH. UGH.

//dying
 
2013-05-08 09:47:58 PM
Oh look, another Rangers penalty not called.  Fark these calls.
 
2013-05-08 09:48:02 PM

LucklessWonder: robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.

Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.


i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 09:48:14 PM
Bonus hockey in Toronto.

It's fun when it's someone else's team. Not yours.

/Seguin just missed the far post.
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:48:16 PM
TOR - Kulemin
BOS - Campbell
 
2013-05-08 09:48:21 PM
I am shaking here very nervous
 
2013-05-08 09:48:23 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-05-08 09:48:25 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Okay, that was a gift-wrapped present that was dropped in the trash.


So it was like that episode of "Archer" with the murdered Italian prime minister?
 
2013-05-08 09:48:27 PM
Hell of a game... Seguin still snake bit.

Bonus Hockey... Think the advantage goes to Boston in this situation, but we'll see.
 
2013-05-08 09:48:41 PM
BONUS HOCKEY IN TORONTO... OH YEAH!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:48:42 PM
All is cool? Really Doc?
 
2013-05-08 09:48:50 PM
bonus hockey!

will be Seguin in OT
 
2013-05-08 09:49:01 PM
TOR - Kessel
BOS - Kessel
 
2013-05-08 09:49:21 PM

robsul82: LucklessWonder: robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.

Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.

[i63.photobucket.com image 250x250]


More like the 2013 Devils season finale amirite?
 
2013-05-08 09:49:21 PM

MrJesus: The life of a Ranger Playoff Hockey fan..

ugh. ugh. UGH. UGH. UGH.

//dying


I have a doc appointment next week. I'm sure i'll be lectured about high blood pressure. I hope the doc's a hockey fan and understands. lol
 
2013-05-08 09:50:26 PM

MrJesus: robsul82: LucklessWonder: robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.

Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.

[i63.photobucket.com image 250x250]

More like the 2013 Devils season finale amirite?


i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 09:50:33 PM
xda.xanga.com

It's Bonus,
It's Bonus,
Please LEAVE Alone Us
 
2013-05-08 09:51:10 PM

soopey: Bonus hockey in Toronto.

It's fun when it's someone else's team. Not yours.

/Seguin just missed the far post.


Although, it can be quite fun in retrospect when your team is victorious in bonus hockey.  Game 4 of Ducks/Wings, for instance.
/Was at the game
//It was awesome
///Uhh, I really don't have anything for the third slashie.  SMOKE BOMB!
 
2013-05-08 09:51:12 PM
Leafs have 55 hits, Bruins have 42
 
2013-05-08 09:51:56 PM
CBC's carrying the LA/STL game on the TOR/BOS stream. Tough game.

/can't have both stream running smoothly, dammit
 
2013-05-08 09:52:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 09:52:16 PM
BOS - Chara
TOR - Kessel
 
2013-05-08 09:52:19 PM
Rangers are getting tired
 
2013-05-08 09:52:31 PM

mootmah: All is cool? Really Doc?


*KevinBaconAllIsWell.jpg*
 
2013-05-08 09:53:23 PM
Period break in the toronto game.  Link  Link  Link Link
 
2013-05-08 09:53:39 PM

Polish Hussar: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Okay, that was a gift-wrapped present that was dropped in the trash.

So it was like that episode of "Archer" with the murdered Italian prime minister?


+1 Internets to you. Re: Newsletter - please subscribe me.
 
2013-05-08 09:53:58 PM
farkrarkfarkfarkfarkfarkfark

/Go Leafs Go
 
2013-05-08 09:54:05 PM
Not watching BOS/TOR but I'll say:

Kessel after 4:13 (for the Leafs)
 
2013-05-08 09:54:36 PM

mootmah: Rangers are getting tired


Their stamina has sucked for years. Their final games from last year's Stanley Cup run were painful.
 
2013-05-08 09:54:37 PM
TOR - Gardner *because hell yea its the play-offs and I'm new here*
BOS - Seguin *if my voodoo sucks*
 
2013-05-08 09:54:48 PM

sno man: soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.

might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped


I've seen them and your 'shop. I was mostly being sarcastic in response to O.L. Highlighting the big price that Burke paid, the story still needs to be played out. If in six or seven years the Leafs win a cup, it might be even. As it stands in wins, playoff appearances, playoff record, and Stanley cups, the Bruins have the edge.
 
2013-05-08 09:55:44 PM
Just catching up with the thread.

Andychrist- awesome news. Thrilled to hear it.

BOS- Seguin
TOR- Kessel
 
2013-05-08 09:55:50 PM
So it all comes down to a lucky bounce in the B's/Leafs game.
 
2013-05-08 09:56:00 PM
Tor - van Riemsdyk
Bos - Kelly
 
2013-05-08 09:56:11 PM
Bos- Lucic
Tor - Wendel Clark
 
2013-05-08 09:56:30 PM
Geez,everything is in commercial.  Link  Link   link
 
2013-05-08 09:57:02 PM
Grabovski scores the winner in the first five minutes of OT

/I hope
 
2013-05-08 09:57:58 PM

Publikwerks:


My extra would be a nice nap after 22 second of attention.
 
2013-05-08 09:58:34 PM
TOR: Bozak
BOS: Bergeron
 
2013-05-08 09:58:43 PM
jesus this cherry dude is a farking moron eh?
 
paj
2013-05-08 09:59:07 PM
Grapes tonight (missed it after the first)
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 10:00:25 PM
These Backstrom commercials are getting dumber
 
2013-05-08 10:00:43 PM

irishman4: jesus this cherry dude is a farking moron eh?


http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/

Yes, and a clothes horse.
 
2013-05-08 10:00:59 PM
Boston: Krejci for the hat trick
Toronto: Some bum that I'll hate forever
 
2013-05-08 10:01:26 PM
Have to say, Grabovski is impressing me, for the amount of abuse he's taking and _still_ bouncing back.
 
2013-05-08 10:01:41 PM
Don Cherry : go all out in the first 5 minutes or you gon lose
 
2013-05-08 10:01:48 PM

soopey: sno man: soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.

might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped

I've seen them and your 'shop. I was mostly being sarcastic in response to O.L. Highlighting the big price that Burke paid, the story still needs to be played out. If in six or seven years the Leafs win a cup, it might be even. As it stands in wins, playoff appearances, playoff record, and Stanley cups, the Bruins have the edge.


I love when the math works for both sides.
..It was a huge price... but we weren't supposed to suck so hard the second year, had the Leafs not, it wouldn't have been so huge...
 
paj
2013-05-08 10:01:53 PM

LucklessWonder: irishman4: jesus this cherry dude is a farking moron eh?

http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/

Yes, and a clothes horse.


Sadly, that site hasn't been updated in over a year.
/they should just check the Fark threads, I post screencaps most of the time.
 
paj
2013-05-08 10:02:46 PM
Bonus Game on!
 
2013-05-08 10:02:57 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 10:03:12 PM
Bos- Krejci
Tor- Kadri.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:19 PM

paj: LucklessWonder: irishman4: jesus this cherry dude is a farking moron eh?

http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/

Yes, and a clothes horse.

Sadly, that site hasn't been updated in over a year.
/they should just check the Fark threads, I post screencaps most of the time.


Oh well, just dug it otu of my "dumb hockey sites" bookmark.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:29 PM

paj: Bonus Game on!


It's really a bonus because of the no-commercials thing.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:54 PM
I'm getting loopy.  Go Boston!
 
2013-05-08 10:04:34 PM
shiat, OT has begun and I'm late... let's go not Bruins!
 
2013-05-08 10:04:53 PM
Damn, I knew the Caps were sucking at face-offs, but 33-19 disadvantage? wow.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:04 PM

cameroncrazy1984: paj: Bonus Game on!

It's really a bonus because of the no-commercials thing.


That, and the dry scrape.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:54 PM
Fraser is done for the game
 
paj
2013-05-08 10:06:30 PM
CBC reports Leafs' D-man Mark Fraser has left the building in street clothes and is headed to hospital for examination.  No official update, as is the norm at this time of year.
 
2013-05-08 10:06:38 PM
I forgot how not fun overtime is when your team is in it...
 
2013-05-08 10:06:44 PM
Springfield, Madison, Austin, Tallahassee, Annapolis, Sacramento (aka six capitals)
 
2013-05-08 10:06:48 PM

Frozen_Puck: shiat, OT has begun and I'm late... let's go not Bruins!


Well, the Flyers are out of it, and I attended my first hockey game in Boston, and I met Mrs. Earguy in Boston, so I'm rooting of them.

Someone remind me to tell you my first hockey game experience during a break.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:01 PM
Krejci almost had that.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:08 PM
Holtby puled.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:12 PM
Guess I'm a Leafs fan tonight.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:44 PM
WHAT A USELESS PASS!

WAS 3-4 NYR (FINAL)
Series tied 2-2.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:48 PM
Well shiat.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:49 PM

LucklessWonder: Damn, I knew the Caps were sucking at face-offs, but 33-19 disadvantage? wow.


Behold the glory that is Brian Boyle in the playoffs!
 
2013-05-08 10:08:11 PM
Boooooooooo, Caps
 
2013-05-08 10:08:21 PM
Boston looks gassed
 
2013-05-08 10:08:21 PM

sno man: soopey: sno man: soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.

might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped

I've seen them and your 'shop. I was mostly being sarcastic in response to O.L. Highlighting the big price that Burke paid, the story still needs to be played out. If in six or seven years the Leafs win a cup, it might be even. As it stands in wins, playoff appearances, playoff record, and Stanley cups, the Bruins have the edge.

I love when the math works for both sides.
..It was a huge price... but we weren't supposed to suck so hard the second year, had the Leafs not, it wouldn't have been so huge...


I'll agree with that.

Give it time to judge the final result.

Everyone hates on Sinden for shipping Joe Thornton out of town for a bag of pucks. The pucks turned into pieces that that helped win a cup. Joe? Still cupless despite some seriously high powered sharks teams.

Who knows Toronto might win out this time.
 
2013-05-08 10:08:28 PM
RAGS WIN! RAGS WIN! LGR!

Torts keeps his job for at least another week now.
 
2013-05-08 10:08:29 PM

LucklessWonder: Holtby puled.


I'm guessing that's a typo, but I think it works better this way.
 
2013-05-08 10:08:41 PM
Washington 3 New York Rangers 4 is the SLUT. Series is going to at least 6.
 
2013-05-08 10:08:44 PM
RANGERS WIIIIIINNNNN.

Tied series (2-2)
 
2013-05-08 10:08:50 PM
*sigh*
Rangers win
At least the Nationals are beating Detroit tonight
 
2013-05-08 10:08:54 PM
Rangers win, series tied.  Called it when it went 4-2.  :-)
 
2013-05-08 10:09:22 PM
Hmmm, I took a nap to try to get my body willing to accept yet another night of west coast hockey, come here while loading up the Ducks game & find that there is bonus hockey going on in Toronto.  Ok, so other than tied how was that game?

/if it's really good I'll dl it tomorrow & watch it during the day
 
2013-05-08 10:09:27 PM

mootmah: LucklessWonder: Holtby puled.

I'm guessing that's a typo, but I think it works better this way.


Indeed a typo. But you are correct.
 
2013-05-08 10:09:50 PM
Good saves at both ends.
 
2013-05-08 10:10:06 PM
2nd Period!

Go Kings Go!
farm9.staticflickr.com

Go Kings Go!!
farm8.static.flickr.com

Go Kings Go!!
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net


Let's grab the 3rd win and bring it back to where we can unleash our secret weapon, the Goalie Distraction Squad
media.nesn.com
 
2013-05-08 10:10:09 PM

LucklessWonder: Washington 3 New York Rangers 4 is the SLUT. Series is going to at least 6.


Both games from the East are gonna end in 4-3 SLUTS tonight!  :-)
 
paj
2013-05-08 10:10:42 PM
Fratting!
 
2013-05-08 10:10:43 PM
TING!
 
2013-05-08 10:10:47 PM
Pooooooost
 
2013-05-08 10:10:50 PM
DINK
 
2013-05-08 10:10:52 PM
PING!
 
2013-05-08 10:11:04 PM
DING
 
2013-05-08 10:11:17 PM
Start the f*cking game.  I'm so tired of this west coast shiat.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:19 PM
Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:25 PM
Wow. That's some quality hockey action right there. End to end they go and all that.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:28 PM
KINGOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!  WOoooOOoOoo!!
 
2013-05-08 10:11:29 PM
PING!

So close Toronto!!
 
2013-05-08 10:11:36 PM
Phantom puck?
 
2013-05-08 10:11:39 PM
Pretty fun OT here.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:45 PM
Great end to end action in Toronto.
 
2013-05-08 10:12:06 PM
Spoooooon!

/sorry, wrong show.
 
2013-05-08 10:12:36 PM

Vangor: Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.


Tigers/Nats started an hour late due to a rain delay.  FSN Detroit is staying with baseball until the Tigers finish up.  Wings are on FSN Plus
 
2013-05-08 10:12:41 PM
when you have to shoot, shoot! don't dance!
 
2013-05-08 10:12:42 PM
SHOOT THE GODDAMN PUCK
 
2013-05-08 10:12:49 PM
Hey, Kings scored?
 
2013-05-08 10:13:06 PM
That, my friends, is polishing the cannonball.
 
2013-05-08 10:13:15 PM

soopey: sno man: soopey: sno man: soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.

might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped

I've seen them and your 'shop. I was mostly being sarcastic in response to O.L. Highlighting the big price that Burke paid, the story still needs to be played out. If in six or seven years the Leafs win a cup, it might be even. As it stands in wins, playoff appearances, playoff record, and Stanley cups, the Bruins have the edge.

I love when the math works for both sides.
..It was a huge price... but we weren't supposed to suck so hard the second year, had the Leafs not, it wouldn't have been so huge...

I'll agree with that.

Give it time to judge the final result.

Everyone hates on Sinden for shipping Joe Thornton out of town for a bag of pucks. The pucks turned into pieces that that helped win a cup. Joe? Still cupless despite some seriously high powered sharks teams.

Who knows Toronto might win out this time.


I wonder if Seguin is a bigger fan of the trappings...
 
2013-05-08 10:13:27 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Spoooooon!

/sorry, wrong show.


"The Tick" is never the wrong show
 
2013-05-08 10:13:41 PM
Damn Bozak take it to the net!
 
2013-05-08 10:13:44 PM
Nice save!
 
2013-05-08 10:14:05 PM
Funny how different they play when they haven't secured a point, or know that they can win a shootout.
 
2013-05-08 10:14:12 PM

Polish Hussar: Vangor: Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.

Tigers/Nats started an hour late due to a rain delay.  FSN Detroit is staying with baseball until the Tigers finish up.  Wings are on FSN Plus


F*cking rain delays. How can you be a real sport which gets stopped by rain?
 
2013-05-08 10:14:23 PM
Tuukka says GTFO to Lupul.
 
2013-05-08 10:14:23 PM
OT in Toronto is frantic... LOVING IT!
 
2013-05-08 10:15:03 PM
Memo to the NHL officials: THIS is how to officiate an overtime game.
 
2013-05-08 10:15:56 PM
Long change on NESN. Drink!
 
2013-05-08 10:16:04 PM
Game start in Anaheim
 
2013-05-08 10:16:07 PM

Vangor: Polish Hussar: Vangor: Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.

Tigers/Nats started an hour late due to a rain delay.  FSN Detroit is staying with baseball until the Tigers finish up.  Wings are on FSN Plus

F*cking rain delays. How can you be a real sport which gets stopped by rain?


http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/penguins/winter-classic-w ar m-weather-rain-could-delay-game-279407/
 
2013-05-08 10:16:15 PM
dangerous deflection, but it goes wide...
 
2013-05-08 10:16:17 PM
Kindl/Lashoff starting on the road when you know the Ducks are coming out strong?  I just don't get it...
 
2013-05-08 10:16:18 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Memo to the NHL officials: THIS is how to officiate an overtime game.


there were a few shaky calls but the whistles are away for the night...
 
2013-05-08 10:16:25 PM
Kadri just steamrolled a Bruin!
 
2013-05-08 10:16:46 PM
Dry scrape, drink!
 
2013-05-08 10:17:05 PM
a half an inch offside? more like half a yard.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:10 PM

sno man: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Memo to the NHL officials: THIS is how to officiate an overtime game.

there were a few shaky calls but the whistles are away for the night...


Funny, I think someone said that last night. ;-)
 
2013-05-08 10:17:11 PM
Wowza.... I don't like this.... The Leafs look alot fresher...Thank God for Rask
 
2013-05-08 10:17:14 PM
Whew nice pace
 
2013-05-08 10:17:38 PM

mootmah: Vangor: Polish Hussar: Vangor: Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.

Tigers/Nats started an hour late due to a rain delay.  FSN Detroit is staying with baseball until the Tigers finish up.  Wings are on FSN Plus

F*cking rain delays. How can you be a real sport which gets stopped by rain?

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/penguins/winter-classic-w ar m-weather-rain-could-delay-game-279407/


Well... yeah, but that doesn't count. We're basically playing on rain, so adding more rain isn't desired. We're not on rain delay, we're on more field delay. Would be like playing as lava was cooling and expanding a basketball court.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:05 PM
Redden's been a good addition on the blue line.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:10 PM
Which player's wife was THAT hottie?
 
2013-05-08 10:18:12 PM

mootmah: Vangor: Polish Hussar: Vangor: Back for the Wings to kablaow the Ducks.

Tigers/Nats started an hour late due to a rain delay.  FSN Detroit is staying with baseball until the Tigers finish up.  Wings are on FSN Plus

F*cking rain delays. How can you be a real sport which gets stopped by rain?

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/sports/penguins/winter-classic-w ar m-weather-rain-could-delay-game-279407/


Win.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:13 PM
GAME ON IN DETROIT BTW
 
2013-05-08 10:18:18 PM
Is that Reimer's girlfriend/wife?
 
2013-05-08 10:18:18 PM
Reimer's wife is hot!
 
2013-05-08 10:18:26 PM
Toronto, WTF is wrong with you. You're supposed to have hot women shovel the snow.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:38 PM
The NHL is the most customer-friendly when it comes to commercial breaks.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:41 PM
CBC coverage keeps showing clips of James Reimer's mother and his wife. Mom can't watch.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:46 PM
LOL @ Reimer's mom
 
2013-05-08 10:18:55 PM

Vangor: GAME ON IN DETROIT BTW


In Detroit?
 
2013-05-08 10:19:08 PM
Man, Reimer's wife is..wow. Yeah!
 
2013-05-08 10:19:16 PM

Publikwerks: Toronto, WTF is wrong with you. You're supposed to have hot women shovel the snow.


And where -- exactly -- do you propose finding hot women in Toronto?
 
paj
2013-05-08 10:19:35 PM

Donnchadha: Is that Reimer's girlfriend/wife?


His wife, April.
 
2013-05-08 10:19:46 PM

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Memo to the NHL officials: THIS is how to officiate an overtime game.


There are officials there?
 
2013-05-08 10:19:49 PM

jaylectricity: The NHL is the most customer-friendly when it comes to commercial breaks.


NFL, surely?
 
2013-05-08 10:20:08 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Vangor: GAME ON IN DETROIT BTW

In Detroit?


Heh I caught that after. Was supposed to say "FOR". I was excitable.

BTPP
 
2013-05-08 10:20:25 PM
Can someone f*cking win already in Toronto so I can watch STL on TV?
 
2013-05-08 10:20:25 PM

Donnchadha: Publikwerks: Toronto, WTF is wrong with you. You're supposed to have hot women shovel the snow.

And where -- exactly -- do you propose finding hot women in Toronto?


In the Asian community?
 
2013-05-08 10:20:58 PM

It's a great day in the neighborhood. Come home from witnessing Ursa on Ursa violence, to Bonus Hockey!

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2013-05-08 10:21:00 PM
nice backhanded volley.
 
2013-05-08 10:21:22 PM

ytterbium: Can someone f*cking win already in Toronto so I can watch STL on TV?


It's on CNBC, Channel 38 in my part of Michigan
 
2013-05-08 10:21:23 PM
That was a pretty weak call on Koivu.  He was pushed a bit, granted he fell quite easily onto Howard but he was pushed
 
2013-05-08 10:21:30 PM
Sloppy defense everywhere in this bruins/leafs game.
 
2013-05-08 10:21:46 PM

Publikwerks: Toronto, WTF is wrong with you. You're supposed to have hot women shovel the snow.


umm Toronto, we can fill the building with a team that hasn't been in the playoffs for 9 years, the shovel bunnies are not required