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(NHL)   Hockey playoffs night 9: Can the Leafs tie it up? Can the Rangers? Will the Kings get their third straight win? Will the Ducks and Wings keep trading wins? All this and maybe bonus hockey to the right... 7, 7:30, 9 and 10 eastern   ( nhl.com) divider line
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2013-05-08 08:17:11 AM  
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Let's Go, Bruins!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:19:56 AM  


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2013-05-08 08:34:59 AM  
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2013-05-08 08:37:42 AM  
Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.

My work might be dragging me out tonight for some forced bonding. There better be booze and a TV there so I can go sit in the corner and watch the game.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:33 AM  
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2013-05-08 08:41:22 AM  
I posted this at the end of last night's game thread. It's too good to leave buried there.


soopey: I think I'm seeing a potential life altering trend. Let me study it out for you.
Three years in a row, the team that beat the Vancouver Canucks has won the Stanley Cup.

In 2010 it was the Chicago Blackhawks in the Conference Semifinal round
In 2011 it was the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals.
In 2012 it was the Los Angeles Kings in the Conference Quarterfinal round.

This must mean it's the Sharks year. The facts don't lie. You can draw a straight line from point A to point B.

 
2013-05-08 08:48:06 AM  
Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.  This Total Fark gift subscription couldn't have come at a better time.

Enough of that crap, go Leafs, Blues, Wings, and Rangers.
 
2013-05-08 08:51:55 AM  

soopey: Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.


Thanks for the morning laugh.
Sorry about the "Fake Smiles & Awkward Conversations" Hour
I'm not a fan of those either.

I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.
 
2013-05-08 08:54:05 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: soopey: Fark that  fark farking farkstick up a fark's farking fark.

Thanks for the morning laugh.
Sorry about the "Fake Smiles & Awkward Conversations" Hour
I'm not a fan of those either.

I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.


'bout time for that, the rest of the first round was done on the weekend.  Enjoy it.
 
2013-05-08 08:54:50 AM  

andychrist420: Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.


Best of luck , sir.
 
2013-05-08 08:56:57 AM  
oh and the Marlies were done a week ago.  (they are going to be rusty for the first game of round two)
 
2013-05-08 09:07:10 AM  
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2013-05-08 09:09:32 AM  

andychrist420: Ahh, few things are more comforting than a 5 am hockey thread when your stuck in a hospital room waiting to find out your fate.  This Total Fark gift subscription couldn't have come at a better time.

Enough of that crap, go Leafs, Blues, Wings, and Rangers.


theboard.byu.edu
Good luck, btw
 
2013-05-08 09:10:29 AM  

sno man: bout time for that, the rest of the first round was done on the weekend.  Enjoy it


Thanks dude.

sno man: oh and the Marlies were done a week ago.  (they are going to be rusty for the first game of round two)


Yeah, there were some venue scheduling issues involved with Bruins-Bears. No weekday games until now.
 
2013-05-08 09:23:26 AM  
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2013-05-08 09:30:00 AM  
Wow, after checking my favorite "morning after" hockey site (they show the game highlights of all the games from the previous night without any spoilers anywhere on the page so that you can see them without knowing the end result), I'm really glad that I went to bed during the 2nd period of the Sharks/Canucks game last night.  I was constantly dozing off until then & finally gave up (too many consecutive late west coast games for someone living in the eastern time zone who needs to be up at 6am...).  I couldn't have made it to OT....

Congrats go out to the Sharks, the only sweep of the 1st round.  Even though I am a die hard Ducks fan, I do have a soft spot in my heart for the playoff hapless Sharks (I was born & raised in the Bay Area).  So if my beloved bruisers from down south can't move on (something very much up in the air at this point), I do have other options to keep my playoff interest high.  Now for the big challenge facing them, keeping the intensity high through a long lay off waiting on the other teams to finish (something that has killed the Ducks in previous years when they've done great in one round only to shiat the bed the next one because they had too much time off & they lost focus).
 
2013-05-08 09:36:14 AM  

Recoil Therapy: favorite "morning after" hockey site (they show the game highlights of all the games from the previous night without any spoilers anywhere on the page so that you can see them without knowing the end result),


SWEET! Thanks for the link.
 
2013-05-08 09:38:45 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: I'm missing the B's game for a good reason.
I'll be at the Dunk for the P-Bruins, elimination game.


Going to have the radio on while the Big Bs are on the TV.

Enjoy!
 
2013-05-08 09:45:05 AM  

keylock71: Going to have the radio on while the Big Bs are on the TV.

Enjoy!


Thanks! If I can, I'll post some pics.
 
2013-05-08 09:49:10 AM  

soopey: I think I'm seeing a potential life altering trend. Let me study it out for you.
Three years in a row, the team that beat the Vancouver Canucks has won the Stanley Cup.

In 2010 it was the Chicago Blackhawks in the Conference Semifinal round
In 2011 it was the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup Finals.
In 2012 it was the Los Angeles Kings in the Conference Quarterfinal round.

This must mean it's the Sharks year. The facts don't lie. You can draw a straight line from point A to point B.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 09:51:28 AM  
My co-worker predicted the Canucks epic fail.

He said they were propped up by playing in a sh*tty division (with my Flames, lulz) and that at their first true test they would crumble.

I thought they'd win a couple games, maybe push it to six.

I'm happy to be wrong.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:45 AM  

Rev.K: My co-worker predicted the Canucks epic fail.

He said they were propped up by playing in a sh*tty division (with my Flames, lulz) and that at their first true test they would crumble.

I thought they'd win a couple games, maybe push it to six.

I'm happy to be wrong.


Vancouver is the proverbial paper tiger.  They are fast and skilled, but when push comes to shove they have no heart or grit to get the job done.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:37 AM  
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2013-05-08 10:18:45 AM  
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2013-05-08 10:46:32 AM  
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/Go Rangers.
 
2013-05-08 11:10:28 AM  
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2013-05-08 11:28:53 AM  

soopey: Courtesy of daysofyorr.com:
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That's not maple syrup, you think he would show a bit more loyalty...
 
2013-05-08 11:39:57 AM  
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2013-05-08 11:44:14 AM  
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I know it's Halak and he's not in the net tonight, but it's still a kickass pic.
 
2013-05-08 11:52:57 AM  
OK, put a bit more effort into it... Might as well do something while I'm unemployed. : /
 
2013-05-08 11:53:55 AM  
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2013-05-08 12:04:56 PM  
Showtime.  Wish me luck.
 
2013-05-08 12:08:39 PM  

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


All the best!!
 
2013-05-08 12:16:00 PM  

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Ha! Nice.
 
2013-05-08 12:17:09 PM  

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


*stick tap*
 
2013-05-08 12:21:34 PM  

andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.


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2013-05-08 12:22:56 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: keylock71: [www.troycitydesign.com image 225x168]

keylock71: [www.troycitydesign.com image 398x338]

Ha! Nice.


Thanks! My classes are just about finished up for the semester, so I don't have anything to prepare for, and no freelance work to do, so... being "productive" and making animated .gifs.

Trying to work a Tuukka head bob into one now...
 
2013-05-08 12:23:57 PM  
Oh my...

I guess I can forgive her for taking a sip of her Guinness before it's settled.
 
2013-05-08 12:28:54 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: andychrist420: Showtime.  Wish me luck.

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That's it. I'm picking up some Guiness on the way home tonight.
 
2013-05-08 12:29:54 PM  

keylock71: Oh my...
I guess I can forgive her for taking a sip of her Guinness before it's settled.


I didn't notice that but yes, totally forgiven.

andychrist420:

I forgot to add : Sláinte!
 
2013-05-08 12:30:27 PM  
I hope the overtime last night didn't mess up the plans for the Sedins today.

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2013-05-08 12:40:14 PM  
AHh that was a good 7 years.

Leafs!
Rags!
Kings!
Wings!
 
2013-05-08 12:55:12 PM  
It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.
 
2013-05-08 01:07:57 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


I'm rooting for them this round, for one last Western Conference meetup with the Blackhawks.

In which we'd kick your asses, of course.

/all in good fun, no real hate here
 
2013-05-08 01:13:17 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


As a fan of a team that will be in the same division as the Red Wings next year, they scare the crap out of me.
 
2013-05-08 01:31:10 PM  
WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.
 
2013-05-08 01:40:53 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Nice! There really is no place like home.
 
2013-05-08 01:40:54 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:45:38 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:47:34 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 01:48:38 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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2013-05-08 02:01:14 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


See, I told you it wasn't lupus!
Glad to hear everything will be fine...
*stick tap*
 
2013-05-08 02:07:31 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Good to hear, dude.

Keep your stick on the ice!
 
2013-05-08 02:07:52 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-05-08 03:23:01 PM  
And my wife brought me Starbucks and a sausage mcmuffin with egg.  it's been a great day
 
2013-05-08 04:09:56 PM  
This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.
 
2013-05-08 04:12:20 PM  
My boss knows productivity drops this time of year, I make up for it during football season.
 
2013-05-08 04:13:37 PM  

soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.


Much like the Ducks
 
2013-05-08 04:52:06 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


andychrist420: soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.

Much like the Ducks


I was going to say that your news was the 2nd best I heard all day.  But now sir, you can go to hell....

/jk, glad to hear about your big bag of pus
//still not to pleased with you choice of teams tonight though....
 
2013-05-08 05:06:57 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.

andychrist420: soopey: This day needs to hurry up and end quickly.

Much like the Ducks

I was going to say that your news was the 2nd best I heard all day.  But now sir, you can go to hell....

/jk, glad to hear about your big bag of pus
//still not to pleased with you choice of teams tonight though....


Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.
 
2013-05-08 05:18:08 PM  

andychrist420: Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.


No they aren't, see my Boobies above. 
 
Now the Kings on the other hand....
 
2013-05-08 05:21:51 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: Sorry, but as a Sharks fan, I'm obligated to hate the Ducks with a passion.  Nothing personal, those are just the rules.

No they aren't, see my Boobies above. 
 
Now the Kings on the other hand....


The one's with the Guinness?  Nice!  Ok, I sit corrected.
 
2013-05-08 05:23:35 PM  
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2013-05-08 05:40:04 PM  
Caps, Leafs, Blues, Ducks - do it.  DO IT.
 
2013-05-08 05:51:13 PM  
I'm just glad the Canucks are out so I can go back to hating the Sharks full-time.
 
also it's nice to see the Kings and Red Wings claw back from 2-0 deficits.
 
2013-05-08 06:21:41 PM  
Glad to see Vancouver fans taking things so well.

Link
 
2013-05-08 06:35:34 PM  
No work dinner today. Thank the hockey gods.

Now. Let's get down to business.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 06:38:39 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Great News! now I wont feel bad for posting this!


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2013-05-08 06:43:04 PM  
leafs 4-2 (Empty netter)
rangers 3-2 OT
Blues 3-1
Ducks 4-3 OT (double OT just to really piss off the Wing fans)
 
2013-05-08 06:47:00 PM  
Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!
 
2013-05-08 06:50:13 PM  
And now, Dead Elephant(yes that's a real beer) and  Arby's Present

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Checklist

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Incomprehensible Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Southeast Division complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!!!!
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2013-05-08 06:51:07 PM  
GO BRUINS!! WOOO

/go falcons AHL
 
2013-05-08 06:51:11 PM  
GO RANGERS!

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2013-05-08 06:52:58 PM  

xiola: Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!


It's nice drawing a weak first round opponent isn't it? Something tells me the 2nd round won't be as easy, you prick.
 
2013-05-08 06:53:43 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


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/Because of the IT Crowd thread earlier. And I'm finally through season 4.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:23 PM  
*throws a little voodoo over this post*
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*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!
 
2013-05-08 06:55:40 PM  
Still particularly hoping for a Ducks/Bruins SCF.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:45 PM  
Cannuck fans are hilarious.  They're forced to admit that they deserved to lose, while still blaming the refs for screwing them at every turn.

Maybe if Vancouver didn't make a habit of complaining about officiating, there wouldn't be so many "questionable" calls.
 
2013-05-08 06:56:43 PM  

sno man: *throws a little voodoo over this post*
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*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!


desperation is a stinky cologne!
 
2013-05-08 06:57:18 PM  

ytterbium: I know it's Halak and he's not in the net tonight, but it's still a kickass pic.


Pictured: the St Louis Blues goalie practice rink. (I think Nashville use the bank vault they took Suter's offer sheet out of.)

Go Booze! And the Ducks, Rags (fat lot of good it'll do the chances of another NE matchup in the next round) and Refs!
 
2013-05-08 06:58:39 PM  
andychrist420,I'm sure this has already been referenced in one of the threads so far, but you've won this:

www.hhof.com
 
2013-05-08 06:58:48 PM  

sno man: *throws a little voodoo over this post*

*/voodoo*

/go leafs!!


*golf clap*
 
2013-05-08 07:00:25 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Glad to hear it wasn't serious. I went through two bouts of pneumonia back in the '90s, and it was no farking fun. I didn't need to be hospitalized, but the antibiotics that I had to take were nasty.
 
2013-05-08 07:01:43 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


ALL RIGHT!!!!!!  Glad to hear you're gonna be okay.

/Stuck in the office for another hour
 
2013-05-08 07:01:44 PM  

irishman4: desperation is a stinky cologne!


good thing I'm wearing eau de victory, then!!
 
2013-05-08 07:01:48 PM  
Sweet, totally ready for another night of playoff hockey... let's do this!!!

Tonight... go NOT Bruins, go Caps, go Blues, and... I don't care much, so go Wings cause I picked them in the Hat Trick Challenge!
 
2013-05-08 07:01:59 PM  
Well, I'll have to bow out until I get home - hopefully before the late game finishes. A side job got in the way, and a little extra money is always nice to get...
 
2013-05-08 07:04:37 PM  
Let's Go Caps!

www.washingtonpost.com

And hopefully the officiating isn't pants on head retarded tonight.
 
2013-05-08 07:05:52 PM  
Here's hoping the zebras don't feel the need to have a hand in the decision(s) tonight!  LETS DO THIS>>>
awesome anthem guy is back too!
 
2013-05-08 07:09:16 PM  
WTF

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 07:09:18 PM  
Don Cherry was wrong last night cause Ottawa won, not Montreal. But he'll never admit to being wrong but when he is right it is IN YOUR FACE
 
2013-05-08 07:09:48 PM  
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

Off topic:  If your brakes overheat from use to the point where smoke is visible, you should get them looked at afterwards, right?

Also, Matt Mays' "Take it on Faith" is a great song, excellent choice for the opening montage, CBC
 
2013-05-08 07:09:54 PM  
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2013-05-08 07:10:43 PM  
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2013-05-08 07:11:05 PM  
MARLEAU

Freaking Fark size limit
 
2013-05-08 07:11:50 PM  
Actually, now that I think of it, there's something I need to ask the B's fans. (Chill, guys, it's not the usual requests you get from Habs fans. I'm pretty sure it's anatomically impossible to do that with a stanchion, anyway.)

Do y'all chant "sixty seven" at the Leafs when they're at the Garden? And if not, WHY NOT?
 
2013-05-08 07:12:12 PM  
i36.photobucket.com


Yeah baby!
 
2013-05-08 07:13:12 PM  

swahnhennessy: andychrist420,I'm sure this has already been referenced in one of the threads so far, but you've won this:

[www.hhof.com image 223x328]


I am truly honored.  I will cherish this award, I couldn't have done it alone though.  It takes a team of ambulance drivers, ER nurses, IV technicians, and ICU doctors.  And I could have never done it without my wife, who stood by me and went home to get my laptop.  But as you all know, we don't do this for awards.  We do this because the game is part of us.  We do this because we need to.  Most importantly, we do this because it's hockey.  Because this is the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
 
2013-05-08 07:13:54 PM  
WOO!  GOAL NOT BRUINS!
 
2013-05-08 07:14:05 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


That's some seriously great news, I'd be doing farking cartwheels right now if I had the space.  Instead I will raise a hearty stout in your honor.  But first, THE DANCE OF JOY!

Also, Leafs score!  1-0 Leafs
 
2013-05-08 07:14:46 PM  
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imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 07:14:55 PM  
GO BRUINS!!!


....... Goddammit Lupul!
 
2013-05-08 07:16:05 PM  
www.hockeyjournal.com

Bruins have won every time I've posted this, so...
 
2013-05-08 07:17:14 PM  

caira: Do y'all chant "sixty seven" at the Leafs when they're at the Garden? And if not, WHY NOT?


Leaf are in the third jerseys tonight, the logo is the '67 vintage.  I think we are finally ready to own it.
 
2013-05-08 07:17:38 PM  
Yeah baby, playoff hockey!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:18:44 PM  
So far... Off to a bad start.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:44 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Congratulations andy, I'll drink to your good health. I'll also drink to the playoffs. I'll also drink to the end of work. I'll also drink to having alcohol available.

Left Hand Milk Stout in glass right now. Had a Sweetwater 420, and frankly sucked... trying to get the taste out of my mouth. If not this, then an Andygator.
 
2013-05-08 07:19:38 PM  
Damn, I leave to get groceries and the leafs score!
 
2013-05-08 07:20:07 PM  
Imgur is down, there goes my "Maybe It's Lupul" post.
 
2013-05-08 07:21:46 PM  
Late to the party, but just dropped by to say this.

PALINDROME!


GO LEAFS GO!
 
2013-05-08 07:22:29 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Good to hear.
 
2013-05-08 07:22:35 PM  
6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?
 
2013-05-08 07:23:20 PM  
As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.
 
2013-05-08 07:23:24 PM  

Snaps: Damn, I leave to get groceries and the leafs score!


True, but look on the bright side, now you have booze to drink and snacks to eat while you watch the game
 
2013-05-08 07:23:25 PM  
jesus tuukka
 
2013-05-08 07:25:04 PM  
img515.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 07:25:13 PM  

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


0-0 is a tie...
 
2013-05-08 07:25:26 PM  

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)
 
2013-05-08 07:25:27 PM  

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


I do believe that counts as BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2013-05-08 07:25:29 PM  

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


or a place to smuggle booze/things into the arena....
 
2013-05-08 07:26:22 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)


is 0-0 not a tie? i'll let you sort that out
 
2013-05-08 07:27:01 PM  

Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?


That's what you get for tuning in to NESN in the first place.
 
2013-05-08 07:28:36 PM  

buckeyebrain: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

0-0 is a tie...


Shut your technically correct mouth up!

Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN?  Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed.  :-)


Found one which is also ahead so double win.
 
2013-05-08 07:30:01 PM  
i41.tinypic.com
I just found a cool gif maker online. As you can see, I'm still learning the nuances.
 
2013-05-08 07:30:07 PM  

Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.


Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?
 
2013-05-08 07:30:17 PM  

andychrist420: As an added bonus, once this 10 inch abscess is drained, I will have 10 inches of free space for additional hockey.


and way more beer!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:31:00 PM  

andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?


Red Wings in 6.
 
2013-05-08 07:32:37 PM  

ontariolightning: xiola: Enjoy the game Laffs fans!
This is the last home playoff game you'll see for a long, long, long time!
/but don't worry, playoff hockey is alive and well just up the 401.   Y'all come on down for a visit!

It's nice drawing a weak first round opponent isn't it? Something tells me the 2nd round won't be as easy, you prick.


Typical laffs fan, I try to be all neighbourly - like and some blue fan don't appreciate it.    Hey, that's ok.  For the blue team, just getting to the playoffs is a once-in-a-generation thing.  So, congratulations!   Proud of you!
By the way, Ontariolightning, who do you like for the GWG tonight?  Seguin or Hamilton?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:59 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I just found a cool gif maker online. As you can see, I'm still learning the nuances.


Like that jacket isn't seizure inducing enough on its own.
 
2013-05-08 07:32:59 PM  

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings Sharks in 6.


FTFY
 
2013-05-08 07:33:00 PM  

Vangor: Frozen_Puck: Vangor: 6 minutes into the game, do you really call this the "go ahead goal"? Thought this was only after a tie. Who is this hack announcer for NESN?

NESN? Do yourself a favor and find the CBC feed. :-)

Found one which is also ahead so double win.


How far ahead is it?  CBC typically operates on a shorter delay than the American networks, so that might explain it.  Either that or the feed is coming directly from the satellite.
 
2013-05-08 07:33:17 PM  

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings in 6.


how did the Leafs do?  no wait... don't tell me.
 
2013-05-08 07:33:45 PM  
Sorry leafs good call on the replay
 
2013-05-08 07:33:58 PM  
shiatty penalty but we'll take it
 
2013-05-08 07:34:19 PM  

xiola: Typical laffs fan


No, no he's not.
 
2013-05-08 07:34:28 PM  

Vangor: andychrist420: Vangor: Found one which is also ahead so double win.

Obama's time machine feed?  Who won?

Red Wings in 6.


Awesome!  Hope I can land some tickets for Friday then, I've never been to an elimination game before
 
2013-05-08 07:35:02 PM  
Don't know if this has been discussed (doesn't look like it):  Fleury has been benched.  http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=17377&navid=DL|NHL|home
 
2013-05-08 07:35:15 PM  

Polish Hussar: How far ahead is it?  CBC typically operates on a shorter delay than the American networks, so that might explain it.  Either that or the feed is coming directly from the satellite.


this is a stream, so what I mean is this is ahead of my previous stream I was using which was using the NESN feed. Sorry for the confusion.
 
2013-05-08 07:35:36 PM  
If anybody wants a really easy way to make gifs.

Link
 
2013-05-08 07:36:40 PM  
Holy shiat, how did Boston miss there?!?
 
2013-05-08 07:36:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: Don't know if this has been discussed (doesn't look like it):  Fleury has been benched.  http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=17377&navid=DL|NHL|home


I haven't seen it discussed in this thread, but I did hear about it on the radio this afternoon.  If what I heard about his last game against the Islanders is true, then it was richly deserved

Also, TING!
 
2013-05-08 07:37:00 PM  
hunh, didn't know I could hold my breath for two mins.   good to know.
 
2013-05-08 07:37:25 PM  
Good kill, ok nobody score I need to whip up some grub!
 
2013-05-08 07:40:32 PM  
In case anyone cares, the puck is about to drop for Rangers/Caps
 
2013-05-08 07:40:42 PM  
time and space
 
2013-05-08 07:40:55 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-05-08 07:42:50 PM  
wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.
 
2013-05-08 07:42:59 PM  
Game 2 on.  Fark the Rangers
 
2013-05-08 07:44:51 PM  
We miss you in San Jose Clowe!  Fark up some caps tonight!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:27 PM  
yeeeeeeep any time now

/shiat
 
2013-05-08 07:45:29 PM  
Leaf-goal, 2-0 Toronto
 
2013-05-08 07:45:31 PM  
Toronto Maple Waffles!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:40 PM  
WOO!  GOAL x2 NOT B's!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:45:55 PM  

irishman4: wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.


lol wut?
 
2013-05-08 07:46:00 PM  
imageshack.us
FRANSEN!!!
 
2013-05-08 07:46:05 PM  
LEAFS UP 2-0
 
2013-05-08 07:46:13 PM  
Balls...
 
2013-05-08 07:47:38 PM  
alright bruins, another gift PP, cash in
 
2013-05-08 07:48:07 PM  
The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.
 
2013-05-08 07:49:47 PM  

andychrist420: irishman4: wont be long before the bruins break this one open. the leafs and the crowd are spewing nervousness.

lol wut?


exactly
 
2013-05-08 07:49:57 PM  
Looch is leaking...
 
2013-05-08 07:50:09 PM  
Caps to go on the PP
 
2013-05-08 07:50:13 PM  
Washington PP coming up, a Ranger is biatching!
 
2013-05-08 07:51:35 PM  
Awesome period. 2 goals. Reimer has been great. Lucic getting hit in the face with a puck.

Negatives being turnovers and losing battles outside the defensive zone
 
2013-05-08 07:54:01 PM  
keylock71: Balls...

Now with Geoff Peterson
 
2013-05-08 07:57:45 PM  

andychrist420: The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.


They have played up to this level in parts of games all season, but they are young and playoff challenged collectively. I hope they can keep it up for two more periods.  If they can, I think the 'Bruins in our heads' thing might actually be done and I think we'll go to seven...
 
2013-05-08 07:59:19 PM  

sno man: andychrist420: The Leafs are playing much better than I expected them to coming into the playoffs.

They have played up to this level in parts of games all season, but they are young and playoff challenged collectively. I hope they can keep it up for two more periods.  If they can, I think the 'Bruins in our heads' thing might actually be done and I think we'll go to seven...


chara doesn't look that special in this series either
 
2013-05-08 08:02:45 PM  
I hope there's not a repeat of the 2-0 lead defensive shell hold on for dear life thing like Montreal did last night. Doesn't work out too well.
 
2013-05-08 08:07:50 PM  
And away we go
 
2013-05-08 08:08:06 PM  

keylock71: Looch is leaking...


img827.imageshack.us
apparently that happens, a lot
 
2013-05-08 08:08:14 PM  
BRUINS LEAFS BACK ON
 
2013-05-08 08:08:21 PM  
DONT
POKE
THE
BEAR

that's 1.
 
2013-05-08 08:08:22 PM  
Period 2 has commenced, and the Bruins have scored.  2-1 Leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:08:22 PM  
Ok wings fans, I am stepping out for the evening to avoid watching the game. This has worked so far for the games they have won, so I'd it works again tonight, I will be setting up a donation page to collect money for my drinking out in places too fancy to have TVs in the bar.
 
2013-05-08 08:08:26 PM  
That didnt take long, 2-1 boston goal
 
2013-05-08 08:08:49 PM  
booo
 
2013-05-08 08:09:10 PM  
Technically a false start...? Heh tough break for Leafs.
 
2013-05-08 08:09:11 PM  

irishman4: DONT
POKE
THE
BEAR

that's 1.


nobody poked the bear. It was a PPG on a bad call
 
2013-05-08 08:09:36 PM  
lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?
 
2013-05-08 08:10:12 PM  
Boo, Rangers score
 
2013-05-08 08:10:51 PM  
Holtby thought he was all smooth on that.
 
2013-05-08 08:10:52 PM  

Polish Hussar: keylock71: Balls...

Now with Geoff Peterson


lol... Now with Father Ted:
www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-05-08 08:11:00 PM  
And B's scored too?  Double boo!
 
2013-05-08 08:11:04 PM  
Wow, that was a dumba** move by Holtby.  He even scrambled back to the net in time and completely over-skated it.
*Facepalm*
 
2013-05-08 08:12:11 PM  
PP Caps lets get that goal back.
 
2013-05-08 08:12:11 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


i152.photobucket.com

Congrats man, that's great news.
 
2013-05-08 08:12:25 PM  
Oh, and 2-1

www.troycitydesign.com
 
2013-05-08 08:13:37 PM  

irishman4: lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?


it's the bar for the Platinum seats, and the sweet, sweet booze...

/also... GAME ON!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:15:41 PM  
Man, that was too close
 
2013-05-08 08:15:44 PM  
Oww, that looked freaking painful in MSG
 
2013-05-08 08:15:49 PM  
Head shot!!!

Oh wait, no contact within two feet of the head.

Stupid little guy.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:17 PM  
Fark the refs in NY.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:22 PM  
He jumped, Laughlin, you asshole
 
2013-05-08 08:16:30 PM  
BS penalty calls in NY
 
2013-05-08 08:16:36 PM  
OV is not amused.  Not sure he should be, didn't see a penalty by him.
 
2013-05-08 08:16:47 PM  

sno man: irishman4: lotta empty seats in toronto. fans think the game was over after 1?


for the record, they are a lot more full than they often are 5 mins in...
 
2013-05-08 08:16:51 PM  
4 on 3 PP for the rangers
 
2013-05-08 08:16:56 PM  

LucklessWonder: Oww, that looked freaking painful in MSG


I hope he didn't break something.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:11 PM  
my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking
 
2013-05-08 08:17:22 PM  
BS call. Ovechkin didn't charge. Erat definitely hooked though.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:26 PM  
4-on-3 done.
 
2013-05-08 08:17:26 PM  
and 5 on 3 now
 
2013-05-08 08:17:27 PM  
Charging?   WTF?

Skating in front of someone is now charging?  If anything it was a farking dive!
 
2013-05-08 08:18:20 PM  
Damn rangers your power play sucks
 
2013-05-08 08:19:13 PM  
1-0 New York after 20

26 seconds left on the Rags 5-on-3
 
2013-05-08 08:19:28 PM  
Lucic is a whiny biatch

You got hit now stfu
 
2013-05-08 08:20:01 PM  

Snaps: Damn rangers your power play sucks


It really does, considering the Caps PK was terrible this season.

The refs sucked last game too with the whole too much man thing. Shouldn't have been 2 penalties on that sequence, just teh Erat hook.
 
2013-05-08 08:20:16 PM  
Well that was an entertaining ending to the 1st period at MSG... back to Boston-Toronto.
 
2013-05-08 08:21:01 PM  

irishman4: my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking


Wait, doesn't that mean you should drink MORE?  An extra drink or 3 to calm your nerves
 
2013-05-08 08:21:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: irishman4: my chest is tight after the back and forth action in toronto. gonna have to stop drinking

Wait, doesn't that mean you should drink MORE?  An extra drink or 3 to calm your nerves


5 drinks and you just stop caring
 
2013-05-08 08:21:53 PM  
Leafs to the power play
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:21:59 PM  
LeafsPP
 
2013-05-08 08:22:24 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: It's all gravy at this point for me as a Wings fan. I was happy that they were able to make the playoffs and keep the streak going at 22 years. Being tied in the series at 2-2 against one of the best teams in the league is more than I would have hoped for. I'd love to see them pull it out so we'd get a series against the Blackhawks, but if we don't, all is well. A couple of acquisitions in the off season, coupled with the rookies that have proven to be keepers, and the Wings will be one of the top teams again next season.


Yeah, same here.  Though I'm not so sure they'll be a top team next year.  I think they have some developing to do, and I'm a little worried about scoring.  Datsyuk seems ageless, and Zetterberg has been great lately, but age is going to catch up to both of them sooner or later.  Plus, they don't really have a consistent goal scorer.  Maybe Brunner can be that guy, I don't know.

Beating the Ducks would be incredible.  Giving the Blackhawks all they could handle would be even better.  I'm just enjoying the ride this year.
 
2013-05-08 08:23:33 PM  
Still think the Caps game  3 loss was punishment from the hockey gods for shaving my playoff beard. I've already sacrificed my alcohol intake for this team, what can I do to atone?

Oh, and it was glorious watching the Islanders yesterday.
 
2013-05-08 08:23:36 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Hot damn! Good news.
 
2013-05-08 08:25:19 PM  

andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.


Congrats, man!  I'm so glad to read that.

/now you go back to being a Sharks fan :)
 
2013-05-08 08:25:44 PM  
Good PK... Need a couple of strong shifts in their end now.
 
2013-05-08 08:26:10 PM  
Woo Hoo!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 08:27:17 PM  
Wonder where CSNMA  found clips of a Wizards win for their commercial.
 
2013-05-08 08:27:24 PM  
Wow. That was either a really sad PP by the Leafs or a really excellent PK by the Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:27:52 PM  

Sharks magic number: 12

 
2013-05-08 08:28:00 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x224]


Go Hershey!
 
2013-05-08 08:28:14 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!


Nice!
 
2013-05-08 08:28:38 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Woo Hoo!

[i36.photobucket.com image 300x224]


Go P B's!  just not B B's!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:15 PM  
Bruins tie it at 2!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:20 PM  
oh boy. leafs has a sad
 
2013-05-08 08:29:21 PM  
Tie game!!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:24 PM  
My CBC feed is shiatting itself for 2-3 seconds approximately every minute for the past few minutes.

And fark, B's tie it.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:24 PM  
BRUINS GOAL!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:29:25 PM  
grrrrr
 
2013-05-08 08:29:27 PM  
Tiiiiiied
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:29:38 PM  
farking hell.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:44 PM  
BOSGOAL
 
2013-05-08 08:29:46 PM  

LucklessWonder: Wonder where CSNMA  found clips of a Wizards win for their commercial.


After John Wall came back they were not a horrible team. Hell even before he came back they beat the Thunder and the Heat.
Out of all the bad teams in the NBA the Wizards are the best. They are a draft pick away from losing in the first round to the Heat next year.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:47 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: andychrist420: WOO FARKING HOO!!!  Just a giant abscess. They put in a drain, and it should be all good.  Basically, no farking tumor.  And I'm almost done with the course of antibiotics for pneumonia, so home should be in the near future.  Thanks for all the well wishes.  The Fark hockey community rules.

Congrats, man!  I'm so glad to read that.

/now you go back to being a Sharks fan :)


I'm always a Sharks fan.  In sickness or health, life or death, drunk or sober.
 
2013-05-08 08:29:56 PM  
Damn Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:30:03 PM  
BONDAGED! I mean... TIED!
 
2013-05-08 08:30:52 PM  
reimer is a liability now.
 
2013-05-08 08:30:56 PM  
img577.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-08 08:31:35 PM  
Got home just in time to see the Bruins tie it up!

Stupid Little League. Weather is unbelievable though, so nice to be outside.

Who did Ovechkin nearly kill?
 
2013-05-08 08:32:24 PM  

irishman4: reimer is a liability now.


with a tie score... I guess Rask is too
 
2013-05-08 08:32:42 PM  
Go B's!
 
2013-05-08 08:32:47 PM  
My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:26 PM  
you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:35 PM  
whaaaa?   I go for a crap and bruins tie it up?  Is the laffs traditional 3rd period collapse happening early today?
 
2013-05-08 08:34:55 PM  

Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?


sounds old schoolish  that fake then bomb from the point...
 
2013-05-08 08:35:45 PM  
As a Bruins fan, I wish I was able to go to a playoff game in Toronto. It really does seem like an amazing atmosphere, both inside and outside the arena.

That said, I hope the Bruins can find a way to repeat their explosiveness late in game 3.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:05 PM  

hockeyfarker: you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?


As it turns out, there's a Wikipedia page on it
 
2013-05-08 08:36:20 PM  

Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?


A shot in each hand, slammed in close succession.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:51 PM  
PP!
 
2013-05-08 08:36:55 PM  
bhullshait
 
2013-05-08 08:37:21 PM  

sno man: bhullshait


cant come up on someone like that. someones kid is gonna get hurt out there
 
2013-05-08 08:37:37 PM  
nevermind grabo's stick cut in half behind the net
 
2013-05-08 08:37:40 PM  
That wasn't exactly an elbow ...
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:37:58 PM  
Jesus H Christ.  Play some farking defense.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:00 PM  
rut ro reafs
 
2013-05-08 08:38:04 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Polish Hussar: My memory is a bit foggy, "Double clutch" = what in the Fark NHL playoffs drinking game?

A shot in each hand, slammed in close succession.


Sounds good to me.  To the health of everyone in this thread!  Especially Andychrist!

Bruins PP goal, 3-2 Boston
 
2013-05-08 08:38:06 PM  
bosgoal uggg
 
2013-05-08 08:38:14 PM  
Woooooooooo! Go Bruins!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:15 PM  
Way to protect a lead Leafs!

3-2 B's
 
2013-05-08 08:38:17 PM  

sno man: bhullshait


You gotta get your elbow up pretty high to elbow Chara.

/also BOSGOAL
 
2013-05-08 08:38:18 PM  

sno man: bhullshait


I dunno man, you raise your arm that high... hard not to elbow someone in the face.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:20 PM  
Made 'em pay!!!!!!

Let's Go, Bruins!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:27 PM  
KREJCI GOAL WOOOOO!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:38:31 PM  
Broooons take the lead
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:38:33 PM  
Seidenberg should have been penalized for slashing Grabovski's stick into pieces.
 
2013-05-08 08:38:38 PM  
I got to open one of my birthday presents a day early. It's a Cam Neely throwback sweater.

Also GOAL BRUINS
 
2013-05-08 08:38:53 PM  

Polish Hussar: hockeyfarker: you know what you don't hear about anymore? The random tags assigned to these threads.

wtf is a standard telegraph level?

As it turns out, there's a Wikipedia page on it


as it turns out, that's actually something I can understand.

doesn't explain the Florida Game 7 or Martin Brodeur tags though. or PHX.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:15 PM  
B's taking over + stream still shiatting itself = back to Rangers-Caps... c'mon Caps!!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:24 PM  
Well, that was a spectacular collapse, even for the leafs.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:27 PM  

subfactorial: sno man: bhullshait

You gotta get your elbow up pretty high to elbow Chara.

/also BOSGOAL


Seriously - you'd have to jump.
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:39:29 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLeafs!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:31 PM  
Leafs tie it at 3 apiece
 
2013-05-08 08:39:33 PM  
shiat
 
2013-05-08 08:39:39 PM  
TIE GAME LEAFS!!
 
2013-05-08 08:39:41 PM  
Boo :(
 
2013-05-08 08:39:51 PM  
god damn it
 
2013-05-08 08:40:00 PM  
Well, so much for that lead... Lol.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:01 PM  
the hockey gods thought it was BS too, 3 all!
 
2013-05-08 08:40:01 PM  
And...Tied again
 
2013-05-08 08:40:14 PM  

Frozen_Puck: B's taking over + stream still shiatting itself = back to Rangers-Caps... c'mon Caps!!


Not so fast there, Leafs tied it up again.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:20 PM  
Hah, my stream is still slow as sh*t.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:32 PM  
this game is about to go to the next level. can you say chippy?
 
2013-05-08 08:40:33 PM  
So last time I said I'll be happy just to see my Rags not get swept.

Second time? Can you guys do it a second time?

<3<3<3

I'll even stop insinuating that Marian Gaborik is skating around out there in a Nash jersey, promise.
 
2013-05-08 08:40:48 PM  

xiola: Well, that was a spectacular collapse, even for the leafs.


Helluva bounce too
 
2013-05-08 08:41:11 PM  
Okay, this is getting interesting. It's not great hockey, but it's entertaining.
 
2013-05-08 08:41:48 PM  
LOL, Toronto tied it already?!?
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:41:55 PM  
What is that?  Bs throwing helmets.
 
2013-05-08 08:42:12 PM  
Nice D by Girardi there
 
2013-05-08 08:42:16 PM  
Looks like Boston took a dumb penalty
 
2013-05-08 08:42:32 PM  
Van-reams-dyke?  Is his last name some Dutchman's idea of a dirty joke?
 
2013-05-08 08:42:39 PM  
Which game would you guys like to see some action in?  I've been switching back and forth and have missed damned near everything in both games.  Send me beer and I will watch whatever game you're not.
 
2013-05-08 08:42:50 PM  
the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half
 
2013-05-08 08:42:55 PM  
Dykey goes down, mortally wounded...
 
2013-05-08 08:43:04 PM  
Wtf is going on in YYZ?
 
2013-05-08 08:43:21 PM  
Hey Caps, you can't score if you don't shoot
 
2013-05-08 08:43:25 PM  

Snaps: Looks like Boston took a dumb penalty


they took two, called on one.
 
2013-05-08 08:43:53 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Wtf is going on in YYZ?


A kick-ass drum solo?
 
2013-05-08 08:43:53 PM  
Listening in the radio in the kitchen while I transfer my hefeweizen into a carboy for secondary fermentation. Did a flat tasting, not bad. Hopefully a little bit of that lemony flavor mellows out.

Good game with Beers and Goucher. They really are an awesome radio crew.
 
2013-05-08 08:43:55 PM  
OMFG, I can't wait until I'm not poor anymore.  I can't deal with these shiatty ass streams!  I miss my HD hockey package.  :-(
 
2013-05-08 08:43:57 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Wtf is going on in YYZ?


Contraception and strokes?
 
2013-05-08 08:44:00 PM  
blu.stb.s-msn.com

Tied
 
2013-05-08 08:44:21 PM  
5-3 PP for the leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:44:21 PM  
farking Bruins.
 
2013-05-08 08:44:30 PM  
Slashing, 5-on-3 for the Leafs
 
2013-05-08 08:44:32 PM  
Goddammit, Bruins...
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:44:35 PM  
Nice move by JVR.
/leafs take their timeout.
 
2013-05-08 08:44:36 PM  
5 on 3  against the lumberjacks
 
2013-05-08 08:44:53 PM  

irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half


Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay
 
2013-05-08 08:45:20 PM  
Another stupid penalty for the Caps
 
2013-05-08 08:45:24 PM  

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 850x658]

Tied


nice
 
2013-05-08 08:45:32 PM  
5-3. Is it for a long time?
 
2013-05-08 08:45:53 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay


dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban
 
2013-05-08 08:45:58 PM  
Between the Seguin and JVR calls, I wonder when/if they'll ever change it so embellishment calls wipe the original penalty and only send the embellisher to the box.
 
paj
2013-05-08 08:46:30 PM  
3-3 after 40 in Toronto
 
2013-05-08 08:46:52 PM  

soopey: 5-3. Is it for a long time?


Over a minute total.  12 seconds of it left for the 3rd period
 
2013-05-08 08:47:16 PM  

dietbubba: Hey Caps, you can't score if you don't shoot


You'd think they would have figured that out safter the 6-on-4 failure at the end of Game 3, but no...
 
2013-05-08 08:47:17 PM  

soopey: Listening in the radio in the kitchen while I transfer my hefeweizen into a carboy for secondary fermentation. Did a flat tasting, not bad. Hopefully a little bit of that lemony flavor mellows out.

Good game with Beers and Goucher. They really are an awesome radio crew.


Just racked a honey brown this weekend.  First home brew ever.  Tasted alright.  Smelled heavenly
 
2013-05-08 08:47:24 PM  
Leafs streams all starting to suck...
 
2013-05-08 08:47:41 PM  

irishman4: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: the leafs channeling their inner canadien brethren. flop and a half

Geez, give it a rest.

/they're channeling their powerplay

dude went down easy. hes 9 inches taller than krecji. krecji put his hand in his face and he flopped like pk subban


Marchand poking him in the back may have helped that.  check a replay
 
2013-05-08 08:47:43 PM  
Only took 1:57 to get a shot on the PP
 
2013-05-08 08:47:57 PM  
Am I the only one that was sad the Blue Jackets didn't make the playoffs? I was so hoping they'd make it and the Rangers would miss out. Or, Nash would miss out.
 
2013-05-08 08:48:23 PM  

Vangor: Leafs streams all starting to suck...

 
2013-05-08 08:48:36 PM