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(NHL)   Hockey playoffs night 9: Can the Leafs tie it up? Can the Rangers? Will the Kings get their third straight win? Will the Ducks and Wings keep trading wins? All this and maybe bonus hockey to the right... 7, 7:30, 9 and 10 eastern   (nhl.com) divider line 1210
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2013-05-08 09:38:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Instead of penalty kill for the team with 4, the team with 5 commits penalty murder.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Time/Work
 
2013-05-08 09:39:23 PM  
I so hate the Rangers...haaate.  almost as much as the Pens

/next year will be fun
//Jackets and Wings fan
///yeah yeah, makes no sense long story
 
2013-05-08 09:39:25 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


James May.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:25 PM  

ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him


Are you saying he should just run with it?
 
2013-05-08 09:39:40 PM  

Vangor: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

Instead of penalty kill for the team with 4, the team with 5 commits penalty murder.


haha! I like it.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:56 PM  

aevorea: RminusQ: AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)

That sucks. Are you (and any passengers who might have been there) OK?


Yeah, I'm OK, he's OK, and so are the mom and two kids whose car the dumbass pushed me into.
 
2013-05-08 09:40:17 PM  

CipollinaFan: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

Time/Work


LucklessWonder: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

James May.


Also good answers!
 
2013-05-08 09:40:18 PM  

aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.


Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..
 
2013-05-08 09:40:19 PM  

mootmah: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Are you saying he should just run with it?


i'm saying hold on to it until other players get in so they can set it up. He had room
 
2013-05-08 09:40:21 PM  

dietbubba: I so hate the Rangers...haaate.  almost as much as the Pens

/next year will be fun
//Jackets and Wings fan
///yeah yeah, makes no sense long story


Who do you root for when the Jackets play the Wings, you sports bigamist?
 
2013-05-08 09:41:09 PM  

ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him


Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.
 
2013-05-08 09:41:22 PM  
Well, my game is in commercial, and the vicodin is starting to work.  Yes, I need it for pain.

Anyway, commercial...NSFW link NSFW link link
 
2013-05-08 09:41:33 PM  

MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..


Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).
 
2013-05-08 09:41:38 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


According to thesaurus.com, antonyms for "power" include inefficiency, subservience, surrender, weakness, and yielding
 
2013-05-08 09:41:43 PM  

MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..


I'm here.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:05 PM  
4-2 RAGS!!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:42:19 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
 
2013-05-08 09:42:20 PM  
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:44 PM  
Rags score again. 4 -2 Blueshirts

I should go watch Game of Thrones, way less brutal/heart-wrenching moments.
 
2013-05-08 09:42:55 PM  

Polish Hussar: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

According to thesaurus.com, antonyms for "power" include inefficiency, subservience, surrender, weakness, and yielding


All of those things described that Leaf power play!
 
2013-05-08 09:42:57 PM  
Hagelin had to pick up his jaw before he took a shot at a net that empty
 
2013-05-08 09:43:09 PM  

aevorea: MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..

Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).


Shouldn't be too bad, lotta Rangers on CBJ. Plus he always has BOBROVSKY YOU SIT DOWN AND LISTEN WHEN THE CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO YOU
 
2013-05-08 09:43:11 PM  
WAS 2-4 NYR (3rd, 13:58)

A gaping hole bigger than... the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

/you thought I was going to make a sexist joke, didn't you?
 
2013-05-08 09:43:12 PM  

RminusQ: AC420, glad you're not dying.

Finally here. Had a bit of a day what with some dipshiat deciding to make a left turn into my car. It's old enough that it's basically wrecked, and I was looking to get a new (used) car over the summer anyway so... time table sped up a bit.

But we've got two games going on tonight and both are tied, so let's have some bonus hockey!
BOS 3-3 TOR (3rd, 8:00)
WAS 2-2 NYR (end 2nd)


Sorry about your accident- I hope everyone involved is fine.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:14 PM  
My feed recovers from a hiccup and I hear, "Rangers GOAL".

My feed should hiccup more often.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:16 PM  

LucklessWonder: cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?

James May.


I declare you the winner
 
2013-05-08 09:43:31 PM  
Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:52 PM  

soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.


I'd personally hold out for 12 parsecs
 
2013-05-08 09:43:55 PM  

RminusQ: WAS 2-4 NYR (3rd, 13:58)

A gaping hole bigger than... the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

/you thought I was going to make a sexist joke, didn't you?


That's racist!
 
2013-05-08 09:43:57 PM  
HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY!

POTVIN SUCKS!
 
2013-05-08 09:44:06 PM  
Ugh, Caps, ugh.
 
2013-05-08 09:44:14 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This Leafs power play is more like a mechanical play.

/what's the opposite of power?


Its what I like to call "Blue Jackets-esque"
 
2013-05-08 09:44:35 PM  
Bonus hockey watch in Toronto...
 
2013-05-08 09:44:52 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Not with this much left in the period. I hold my breath til that buzzer sounds.

//I die frequently
 
2013-05-08 09:44:56 PM  

soopey: ontariolightning: Kessel often gets in the zone then passes it behind him to the guy not yet past the line
I am at my wits end with him

Your GM should try to trade him to some suckbag team for two first round picks and a second round pick in the draft. It might turn out OK.


might wanna run the stats for the last few years there... or see my shopfest upthread you golf clapped
 
2013-05-08 09:45:24 PM  

MrJesus: aevorea: MrJesus: aevorea: Yay, Rangers score.

/Would be more enthusiastic, but working 11 hour days while 12 weeks pregnant sucks ass.
// *sleepy* Go team.

Congrats on being the only female Ranger fan I know on Fark.

Hard enough to find a fellow Rags fan of any gender on here..

Born and raised fan. :D

Kidlet will be, too. SO will just have to deal with that (CBJ fan).

Shouldn't be too bad, lotta Rangers on CBJ. Plus he always has BOBROVSKY YOU SIT DOWN AND LISTEN WHEN THE CAPTAIN IS TALKING TO YOU


hehehe. I also love watching Torts' face and trying to figure out what he just yelled at the players or refs.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:26 PM  
OH MY GOD how did boston not score?
 
2013-05-08 09:45:34 PM  
Gaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2013-05-08 09:45:36 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Rangers scored again?  Well, that series is tied at 2.


Thanks for jinxing it you jinxing jinxer!

farm4.static.flickr.com

This is you.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:43 PM  
Holy god Leafs don't let your goalie pull that crap
 
2013-05-08 09:46:09 PM  
Holy shiat Reimer just got lucky!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:46:11 PM  

RminusQ: OH MY GOD how did boston not score?


Oi vey
 
2013-05-08 09:46:34 PM  

robsul82: Ugh, Caps, ugh.


Tell me about it. It's like watching the 2012 Saints defense.
 
2013-05-08 09:46:35 PM  
Awesome hockey in the final seconds in Toronto..
 
2013-05-08 09:46:40 PM  
Okay, that was a gift-wrapped present that was dropped in the trash.
 
2013-05-08 09:47:12 PM  
img.photobucket.com

4 - 3!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:16 PM  
** BONUS HOCKEY **

3-3 after 60
 
2013-05-08 09:47:16 PM  
BOS 3-3 TOR (end 3rd)
Overtime game #11!
 
2013-05-08 09:47:19 PM  
BONUS HOCKEY
 
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