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(BBC)   Queen opens Parliament, needs the funk, gotta have some funk   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-05-08 08:36:02 AM
George Clinton would have been a better replacement than Paul Rodgers.
 
2013-05-08 08:43:37 AM
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2013-05-08 10:06:11 AM
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia!
 
2013-05-08 10:07:17 AM
I say, your highness, I regret to inform you that some knave has tore the roof off of the "sucker".

I do apologize for the inconvenience, Madam, however it has served to facilitate bringing the funk.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:47 AM
Yo Mama!
dynamicartists.com
 
2013-05-08 10:16:11 AM
Y'all can poke fun all you want.  The Queen don't mind. She got a rump of steel skin.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:01 AM

GameSprocket: I say, your highness, I regret to inform you that some knave has tore the roof off of the "sucker".

I do apologize for the inconvenience, Madam, however it has served to facilitate bringing the funk.


nay my good man there will be no need for water... we shall let this conflagration consume itself.
 
2013-05-08 10:21:42 AM
It would be ludicrous to think that she was new to this... she do's this... this is what she does...


/can't fake the funk
//her nose would grow
 
2013-05-08 10:29:37 AM
That's good and all, but I'd rather have a Funky President.

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Gots to get over, before we go under...
 
2013-05-08 10:32:08 AM
would the prime minister agree to get off his ass and jam?
 
2013-05-08 10:38:28 AM
blog.sidewalkspectacl.netdna-cdn.com

They just wanted him for his funky produce.
/I'm Old Gregg!
 
2013-05-08 10:40:29 AM
Back in the day, that might've been a show I'd want to see. Now with Freddie Mercury 20+ years gone and George Clinton a cracked-out shell of his former self, maybe not someone much.

/csb: met
 
2013-05-08 10:43:36 AM
Queen opens for Parliament!?!  Now, I'm not the biggest fan of either, but Back In The Day™ that would have been a freakin' awesome show.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:51 AM
Back in the day, that might've been a show I'd want to see. Now with Freddie Mercury 20+ years gone and George Clinton a cracked-out shell of his former self, maybe not someone much.

/csb: met george clinton in 2007 at the houston art car parade
//he seemed permanently checked out
 
2013-05-08 10:45:50 AM
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2013-05-08 11:00:53 AM

mentula: would the prime minister agree to get off his ass and jam?


What the fark is the prime minster doing sitting on fruit preserves?

/Someone needs to clean that chair.
 
2013-05-08 11:04:03 AM

nucular bum: Back in the day, that might've been a show I'd want to see. Now with Freddie Mercury 20+ years gone and George Clinton a cracked-out shell of his former self, maybe not someone much.

/csb: met


nucular bum: Back in the day, that might've been a show I'd want to see. Now with Freddie Mercury 20+ years gone and George Clinton a cracked-out shell of his former self, maybe not someone much.

/csb: met george clinton in 2007 at the houston art car parade
//he seemed permanently checked out


that made my head hurt. need more coffee.
 
2013-05-08 11:08:29 AM
Gainin' on ya!
 
2013-05-08 11:09:57 AM
The Promentalshiatbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad!  Best song title EVAR!
 
2013-05-08 11:36:03 AM
Can't have no Funk without the Soul!

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2013-05-08 11:44:05 AM
Went to a clinton/funkadelic show. Was about an hour and twenty minutes long. It was five or six songs. It was awesome. But I couldn't shake the feeling that I was missing some levels of the show on account of being too sober. When the show opens with a guy in a fur coat, pimp hat and a 15 inch nose dances while a Predator and Sam L Jackson in military garb wail away on guitar, while someone in a full neon yellow attire drums and the some guy comes out in a rain poncho while the backup singers dance in roller skates and... Ummmm... Where was I?
 
2013-05-08 11:55:03 AM

offmymeds: Can't have no Funk without the Soul!

[uncutjukebox.files.wordpress.com image 512x503]


Is that album worth checking out?
 
2013-05-08 12:02:16 PM

sotua: Went to a clinton/funkadelic show. Was about an hour and twenty minutes long. It was five or six songs. It was awesome. But I couldn't shake the feeling that I was missing some levels of the show on account of being too sober. When the show opens with a guy in a fur coat, pimp hat and a 15 inch nose dances while a Predator and Sam L Jackson in military garb wail away on guitar, while someone in a full neon yellow attire drums and the some guy comes out in a rain poncho while the backup singers dance in roller skates and... Ummmm... Where was I?


I used to book the Funkadelics, Freedie & Henchie, Soul Masters and the Sisters of Funk, and the ever loving, God-tripping master hissownself George Clinton and a bus that leaked smoke from every window.
To name a few. Parliament would lay down a groove that made me fear for the mortar holding the bricks together in the walls. Waitresses didn't like funk shows. The crowd was so stoned they world forget to tip. Clinton was a damned decent man, quite the gentleman, but it was hell trying to hold his attention sometimes. (look, squirrel)

I'll tell the story sometime of the night I electrocuted Tom waits.
 
2013-05-08 12:05:04 PM

SomethingToDo: offmymeds: Can't have no Funk without the Soul!

[uncutjukebox.files.wordpress.com image 512x503]

Is that album worth checking out?


Don't know, but looking at the artists listed on the cover I'd give it a spin.
 
2013-05-08 12:10:24 PM
Hot Diggity Dog!  Hang on to my guitar bubba!

/Bootsy
 
2013-05-08 12:24:44 PM

Clemkadidlefark: I'll tell the story sometime of the night I electrocuted Tom waits.


Is THAT why he sounds like that?
 
2013-05-08 12:35:53 PM

baronbloodbath: [blog.sidewalkspectacl.netdna-cdn.com image 640x361]

They just wanted him for his funky produce.
/I'm Old Gregg!


That's one funky ball of teats.
 
2013-05-08 01:28:51 PM
She's darn near immortal.

In fact, if she did stand up in front of Parliament, drop some funky beats and start dancing I wouldn't be shocked. Surprised, but not shocked.

That woman has bigger balls than all of the U.S. congress combined.
 
2013-05-08 01:41:23 PM
Plaid Cymru MP Elfyn Llwyd

Looks like someone at the BBC got a taste of George Clinton's private stash
 
2013-05-08 02:30:01 PM
Somehow she'll have to make a Parliamentary breakthrough....

NOW!
 
2013-05-08 03:23:01 PM

offmymeds: Can't have no Funk without the Soul!

[uncutjukebox.files.wordpress.com image 512x503]


Apra1.mzstatic.com ves
 
2013-05-08 03:53:02 PM

Tax Boy: Plaid Cymru MP Elfyn Llwyd

Looks like someone at the BBC got a taste of George Clinton's private stash


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2013-05-08 04:00:41 PM

baronbloodbath: They just wanted him for his funky produce.
/I'm Old Gregg!


Now she can see around corners.


/she also has a mangina, goes by the name of Charles, I hear tell
//ps- insta-fave! will farkie you as 'likes moldy balls of tits from outer space'
 
2013-05-08 04:05:02 PM

SomethingToDo: offmymeds: Can't have no Funk without the Soul!

[uncutjukebox.files.wordpress.com image 512x503]

Is that album worth checking out?


Sure.
Right about now.
 
2013-05-08 05:13:50 PM
 
2013-05-08 05:15:27 PM
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How many gin and tonics did Chuck have there?
 
2013-05-08 09:10:44 PM
Does anyone know why Philip and Charles were wearing their Order of the Thistle ribands rather than their Order of the Garter ribands? Garter outranks Thistle, after all...
 
2013-05-09 01:09:56 AM

Loaf's Tray: Clemkadidlefark: I'll tell the story sometime of the night I electrocuted Tom waits.

Is THAT why he sounds like that?


We smply added some flavor to what was already there. Here's the interesting part (at least to me) ... when I picked him up at the airport (Stapleton), Waits was wearing the rumpled black suit, white shirt, too thin black tie, black brogans with no socks and a worn black Fedora. When I picked him up for sound check from his hotel he was wearing a rumpled black suit, white shirt, too thin black tie, black brogans with no socks and a worn black Fedora. For the show he was wearing a rumpled black suit, white shirt, too thin black tie, black brogans with no socks and a worn black Fedora. When I took him to the airport he was wearing that rumpled black suit, white shirt, too thin black tie, black brogans with no socks and a worn black Fedora. I have no idea what the simple ratty suitcase was for.
 
2013-05-09 10:10:56 AM

Rannuci: Does anyone know why Philip and Charles were wearing their Order of the Thistle ribands rather than their Order of the Garter ribands? Garter outranks Thistle, after all...


Paper wraps rock.
 
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