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(CNN)   Nun faces up to 20 years in prison for breaking into a nuclear facility, is expected to use the "When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly" defense   (cnn.com) divider line 1
    More: Interesting, nuclear powers, Sandia National Laboratories, breaching experiment, Y-12  
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RanDomino: spentmiles
I don't know why the guard didn't light these motherfarkers up. I would've loved to see some surveillance footage of these old farks being turned into flying ribbons of blood and organs by a TEC-DC9. Yes, they use those out there in Oak Ridge. There should've have even been a news article about this, or any public knowledge for that matter. If the guard didn't have the guts to open up his meat grinder on them, then he should've taken them into custody, down to the basement, where the higher-ups could've thrown them into a holding cell. Then, feed them nothing but corn enriched with radioactive waste until their insides rupture their bleeding carcasses. You don't fark with our nuclear programs. No farking mercy for anyone who does this shiat - I don't care if it's the farking Pope himself - cut the motherfarker in half.

what the fark?


just ignore him. Or better yet, highlight him in a color that lets you know his batshiat insane ramblings are strictly for entertainment value. He isn't a troll, what he does trancends trolldom. He raises it to sort of an art form. He has his off days where he's not that funny, but when he's on, he's golden. He usualy falls into obvious flame bait like above, or lauches into a story so nonsensical that it makes you question your own sanity. Plus his stories usualy involve "unwanted" sodomy in some form.
 
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