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(CNN)   Nun faces up to 20 years in prison for breaking into a nuclear facility, is expected to use the "When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly" defense   (cnn.com) divider line 13
    More: Interesting, nuclear powers, Sandia National Laboratories, breaching experiment, Y-12  
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2013-05-08 08:53:07 AM  
Yeah right like she know anything about thrust.
 
2013-05-08 09:02:33 AM  
"When an elderly nun and two fellow peace activists walked undetected onto one of the nation's most secure nuclear facilities last year"

They're not being charged for trespassing.

They're being charged for embarrassing multiple layers of security theater.
 
2013-05-08 09:26:20 AM  
Oh at the shiat storm this caused (and is still causing) around Oak Ridge...
 
2013-05-08 09:27:02 AM  
CNN's map of Y12 looks more like a map of East Tennessee.

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2013-05-08 09:31:10 AM  
But they didn't. Hours later, the three activists were finally confronted by a guard after hoisting banners, spray-painting messages and splattering human blood on

Yeah, the guards really should have just capped them to make a point.
 
2013-05-08 09:34:15 AM  
spentmiles
I don't know why the guard didn't light these motherfarkers up. I would've loved to see some surveillance footage of these old farks being turned into flying ribbons of blood and organs by a TEC-DC9. Yes, they use those out there in Oak Ridge. There should've have even been a news article about this, or any public knowledge for that matter. If the guard didn't have the guts to open up his meat grinder on them, then he should've taken them into custody, down to the basement, where the higher-ups could've thrown them into a holding cell. Then, feed them nothing but corn enriched with radioactive waste until their insides rupture their bleeding carcasses. You don't fark with our nuclear programs. No farking mercy for anyone who does this shiat - I don't care if it's the farking Pope himself - cut the motherfarker in half.

what the fark?
 
2013-05-08 10:00:16 AM  

RanDomino: spentmiles
I don't know why the guard didn't light these motherfarkers up. I would've loved to see some surveillance footage of these old farks being turned into flying ribbons of blood and organs by a TEC-DC9. Yes, they use those out there in Oak Ridge. There should've have even been a news article about this, or any public knowledge for that matter. If the guard didn't have the guts to open up his meat grinder on them, then he should've taken them into custody, down to the basement, where the higher-ups could've thrown them into a holding cell. Then, feed them nothing but corn enriched with radioactive waste until their insides rupture their bleeding carcasses. You don't fark with our nuclear programs. No farking mercy for anyone who does this shiat - I don't care if it's the farking Pope himself - cut the motherfarker in half.

what the fark?


just ignore him. Or better yet, highlight him in a color that lets you know his batshiat insane ramblings are strictly for entertainment value. He isn't a troll, what he does trancends trolldom. He raises it to sort of an art form. He has his off days where he's not that funny, but when he's on, he's golden. He usualy falls into obvious flame bait like above, or lauches into a story so nonsensical that it makes you question your own sanity. Plus his stories usualy involve "unwanted" sodomy in some form.
 
2013-05-08 11:17:11 AM  
www.wearysloth.com
/shocked
 
2013-05-08 11:49:16 AM  
If lift and thrust were candy and nuts, then... wait, how does that go again?
 
2013-05-08 12:31:55 PM  

RanDomino: spentmiles
I don't know why the guard didn't light these motherfarkers up. I would've loved to see some surveillance footage of these old farks being turned into flying ribbons of blood and organs by a TEC-DC9. Yes, they use those out there in Oak Ridge. There should've have even been a news article about this, or any public knowledge for that matter. If the guard didn't have the guts to open up his meat grinder on them, then he should've taken them into custody, down to the basement, where the higher-ups could've thrown them into a holding cell. Then, feed them nothing but corn enriched with radioactive waste until their insides rupture their bleeding carcasses. You don't fark with our nuclear programs. No farking mercy for anyone who does this shiat - I don't care if it's the farking Pope himself - cut the motherfarker in half.

what the fark?


spentmiles is performance art, enjoy it!  He puts a fair amount of creativity into his work, which is pretty damn rare, compared to most of the farktrolls, who are banal, repetitive, and tend to only  have one real shtick.
 
2013-05-08 01:32:48 PM  
Btw, they just rehired the guards and started paying another agency.  One agency was fired, another was hired and all the guards went through a reevaluation and assessment. I'd imagine some may not have made it to the new agency and I'm sure they've changed procedures. New label, same old stuff. Government paying a surcharge to a private company.

When this kind of stuff happens at least there is an option to change. If it is a government org then.. well.. you're SOL.
 
2013-05-08 05:04:53 PM  
Yes, because incarcerating an 80-something year old nun is really going to accomplish a mountain of good.
Perhaps the court will also arrange for some puppies to be kicked...or maybe some candy to be forcibly removed from infants.
 
2013-05-09 02:25:04 PM  
Well played, subby.  +1

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