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(Boston Herald)   Embalmer of Boston Marathon bombing suspect now wants White House help on what to do with the body, is worried about being stiffed with the stiff   (bostonherald.com) divider line 21
    More: Followup, White House, Boston, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Ruslan Tsarni  
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2013-05-08 10:41:45 AM  
5 votes:
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USA! USA! USA!
2013-05-08 10:45:04 AM  
2 votes:
Hand it over to the Mythbusters and have them blow it up. Buster needs a rest.
2013-05-08 10:04:53 AM  
2 votes:

SoupJohnB: slayer199: Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?

Had the same thought while listening to this "issue" on NPR, earlier.

/Bonfire before the next Sox game


It's somewhat of a difficult situation. On one hand, it's a corpse and has no rights.  On the other, if you are seen "mistreating"  the corpse or disrespecting the religious beliefs of the family, it would spark more outrage. I only see one win/win situation.  eBay.
2013-05-08 09:57:00 AM  
2 votes:
ok, let me solve your problem right now. you cut up his body into 1000 small pieces and epoxy them like they do to those chinese convicts for that museum exhibit and then you sell each piece for 100 bucks. If you hate America you could put it on your altar and worship it and if you love America you could play t-ball  with it. Win/win for everyone.
2013-05-08 09:34:10 AM  
2 votes:
ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!
2013-05-08 08:33:31 AM  
2 votes:
Piñata?
2013-05-08 08:02:23 PM  
1 votes:
I know Muslims are not allowed to eat pork, but does it work the other way around?

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2013-05-08 02:37:44 PM  
1 votes:

UncleCal: Solution:
Bury him on the Westboro Baptist Church property. Don't give them the option.
Problem solved.


I have one better:  put the body *inside* the church, burn the whole thing down.
2013-05-08 12:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
Could they bronze him, give him an orange wig and set him up as a Ronald McDonald statue somewhere?

. . . well, it's an OPTION, jeez.
2013-05-08 12:04:59 PM  
1 votes:
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...has some ideas that might be helpful.
2013-05-08 11:57:45 AM  
1 votes:

Mangoose: I hope enjoy being king of the crazies.


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2013-05-08 11:49:35 AM  
1 votes:

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Well, according to a lot of Muslims it's also against tradition to blow people the hell up, but that still seems to happen.
2013-05-08 10:29:24 AM  
1 votes:

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Some Muslims beleave it's against Muslim tradition to bomb the Boston Marathon.
2013-05-08 10:28:00 AM  
1 votes:

AeAe: What for? Just throw the body to the pigs.


Do you know what a nemesis is?
2013-05-08 10:18:19 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-08 10:17:22 AM  
1 votes:
Cremate him and put the ashes in a pressure cooker?

/just sayin
2013-05-08 10:13:52 AM  
1 votes:

First we:

jafiwam: Just "lose" it.

"Sorry, our paperwork shows the body was not delivered here."



Then we:

Mangoose: load his body on a wagon and let kids hit him with sticks for a half-pence.


Then we:

IdBeCrazyIf: sell the land to pig farmers.



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we got a winner

2013-05-08 10:11:23 AM  
1 votes:
Just hang it from the Tree of Woe.
2013-05-08 09:44:10 AM  
1 votes:

Aar1012: ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!


AND A FULL MUSLIN CELEBRATION AT THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER!!!   WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!
2013-05-08 09:38:31 AM  
1 votes:
He is worried about being stuck with a stiffie.
2013-05-08 08:39:32 AM  
1 votes:
I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.
 
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