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(Boston Herald)   Embalmer of Boston Marathon bombing suspect now wants White House help on what to do with the body, is worried about being stiffed with the stiff   (bostonherald.com) divider line 22
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2013-05-08 10:43:28 AM  
2 votes:
"You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea."

Ok. Burn him and dump his ashes into the ocean so that no country will ever be the resting place of his remains. It's called the Eichmann, and it's what we should make standard practice for all terrorists. Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.
2013-05-08 10:30:10 AM  
2 votes:
The parents have not claimed him? Wonderful people. Credit to the human race.

 A burial plot would be problematical, not just because of people who would desecrate the grave, but also people who would venerate him.

Just cremate and bury ashes at sea. Lowest cost option. Yes, its against muslim tradition, well then maybe the parents should claim his body and see to the matter if they want muslim tradition to be observed. If the gov't has to deal with it and PAY for it: cremate and bury at sea.
2013-05-08 10:29:24 AM  
2 votes:

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Some Muslims beleave it's against Muslim tradition to bomb the Boston Marathon.
2013-05-08 10:13:40 AM  
2 votes:

AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.

What for?  Just throw the body to the pigs.


It's already been embalmed.  That'll poison the bacon.
2013-05-08 09:33:29 AM  
2 votes:
Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?
2013-05-08 08:50:59 AM  
2 votes:
Stefan said yesterday as protesters continued to picket the Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlor in Worcester.

People sure seem to have an awful lot of time on their hands.
2013-05-08 08:33:31 AM  
2 votes:
Piñata?
2013-05-08 08:02:23 PM  
1 votes:
I know Muslims are not allowed to eat pork, but does it work the other way around?

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2013-05-08 03:45:46 PM  
1 votes:

LargeCanine: A burial plot would be problematical, not just because of people who would desecrate the grave, but also people who would venerate him.


The grave (with a full body or just ashes or whatever) doesn't need to be marked in any way.  It will have a number on it tied to some record somewhere but that's it, the public will never know which grave it is, and those places aren't trying to sell plots to anyone who is actually paying for their own burials anyway.  It's not a problem.
2013-05-08 12:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
UPS him to his folks, just don't send him C.O.D.
2013-05-08 11:49:17 AM  
1 votes:
You're really a hateful bunch of lunatics.

/it amazes me that so much of humanity still thinks descricrating a corpse means something.
2013-05-08 10:24:28 AM  
1 votes:

Alonjar: If a poor person dies, and nobody wants to pay for a funeral, the government cremates you, no questions asked.

Whats the problem?  Why are we still talking about this corpse?


Because Muslins.
2013-05-08 10:20:03 AM  
1 votes:
If a poor person dies, and nobody wants to pay for a funeral, the government cremates you, no questions asked.

Whats the problem?  Why are we still talking about this corpse?
2013-05-08 10:18:19 AM  
1 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
2013-05-08 10:16:56 AM  
1 votes:
This thread helps me understand racially segregated cemeteries.

He's already dead, you won.

The ground isn't sacred, and we bury criminals all the time.
2013-05-08 10:14:16 AM  
1 votes:
I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.
2013-05-08 10:12:32 AM  
1 votes:
Bury him in the local cemetery and install a urinal on top.
2013-05-08 10:12:04 AM  
1 votes:
No cemetery is going to take the body because they can't provide enough security.  You *know* what's going to happen to that grave.  And probably to nearby graves as well.
2013-05-08 10:11:49 AM  
1 votes:
I'll say it again...

He's DEAD. You can't make him suffer anymore. You can't 'get him'. You can't do a damn thing to him now. So get over yourselves and put him in the god damn ground already.
2013-05-08 09:57:29 AM  
1 votes:
Use the body of Elmer McCurdy as inspiration
2013-05-08 09:57:00 AM  
1 votes:
ok, let me solve your problem right now. you cut up his body into 1000 small pieces and epoxy them like they do to those chinese convicts for that museum exhibit and then you sell each piece for 100 bucks. If you hate America you could put it on your altar and worship it and if you love America you could play t-ball  with it. Win/win for everyone.
2013-05-08 09:56:24 AM  
1 votes:
They've got a harbor in Boston, right?
 
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