SoupJohnB: slayer199: Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?Had the same thought while listening to this "issue" on NPR, earlier./Bonfire before the next Sox game
UncleCal: Solution:Bury him on the Westboro Baptist Church property. Don't give them the option.Problem solved.
Mangoose: I hope enjoy being king of the crazies.
AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this. Why was he not cremeted to begin with? Did his family claim his body from the Coroner? If so, then yes they have to make arrangements. But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated. Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.
AeAe: What for? Just throw the body to the pigs.
jafiwam: Just "lose" it."Sorry, our paperwork shows the body was not delivered here."
Mangoose: load his body on a wagon and let kids hit him with sticks for a half-pence.
IdBeCrazyIf: sell the land to pig farmers.
Aar1012: ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!
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