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(Boston Herald)   Embalmer of Boston Marathon bombing suspect now wants White House help on what to do with the body, is worried about being stiffed with the stiff   (bostonherald.com) divider line 151
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2013-05-08 10:28:00 AM

AeAe: What for? Just throw the body to the pigs.


Do you know what a nemesis is?
 
2013-05-08 10:29:24 AM

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Some Muslims beleave it's against Muslim tradition to bomb the Boston Marathon.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:35 AM

The_Fuzz: AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.

So?  Maybe he should have thought of that before murdering people.  Your tradition says you don't want to be cremated?  I don't give a fark.  In this case, do whatever is easiest.  Cremation is the easiest.  jeez.  Pfft.  Tradition.  What a load of horse crap.


Hey man, I'm with you.  I say burn the asshole and throw the ashes in the trash.  it's simple, easy.. cheap even.

It's these other people that feel you have to respect the body or something.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:50 AM

Alonjar: If a poor person dies, and nobody wants to pay for a funeral, the government cremates you, no questions asked.

Whats the problem?  Why are we still talking about this corpse?


I doubt the government is too quick to pick up the tab, it's probably a months long process and in the meantime it makes for a story that you can sell ads around.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:10 AM
The parents have not claimed him? Wonderful people. Credit to the human race.

 A burial plot would be problematical, not just because of people who would desecrate the grave, but also people who would venerate him.

Just cremate and bury ashes at sea. Lowest cost option. Yes, its against muslim tradition, well then maybe the parents should claim his body and see to the matter if they want muslim tradition to be observed. If the gov't has to deal with it and PAY for it: cremate and bury at sea.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:20 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: AeAe: What for? Just throw the body to the pigs.

Do you know what a nemesis is?


tell me.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:27 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.


Perhaps burying folks is a profitable business, business owners tend to make business decisions, as in is this good or bad for the business. If we plant a Hollywood star, is that good for business or bad? Wherever Speedbump is planted, rest assured the site will have visitors, many visitors. They  still need to sell burial plots to the public and the plots around Speedbump will be very hard to sell.
 
2013-05-08 10:31:08 AM

sethen320: I understand the hate, but this is getting ridiculous. Just bury the damn thing.


Offering your front yard for the plot?
 
2013-05-08 10:34:58 AM
Been used as a speed bump once already.
A little asphalt, problem solved, useful too.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:41 AM

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Ah, okay.  I didn't know that.  Well, still.  If I were that funeral director, I'd have cremated him, religion be damned in this case.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:56 AM
For the mortuary to have possession of the body from the Coroner's/ME's office I would think family has already signed for them to handle arrangements. He should put this matter on the family, not the government. I don't think he thought this thing through. I have no idea why this guy took the body, he should have known that he was going to have all sorts of trouble. Nobody in their right mind would have gotten themselves in this situation.
 
2013-05-08 10:37:47 AM

coroner74: For the mortuary to have possession of the body from the Coroner's/ME's office I would think family has already signed for them to handle arrangements. He should put this matter on the family, not the government. I don't think he thought this thing through. I have no idea why this guy took the body, he should have known that he was going to have all sorts of trouble. Nobody in their right mind would have gotten themselves in this situation.


Are you a coroner?
 
2013-05-08 10:38:24 AM
Funny how folks think that the law should stop applying if they're mad enough.
 
2013-05-08 10:39:32 AM

LargeCanine: sethen320: I understand the hate, but this is getting ridiculous. Just bury the damn thing.

Offering your front yard for the plot?


No. Not on any moral grounds either though. Thats just creepy. Plus I think there may be some zoning issues.
 
2013-05-08 10:41:08 AM

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


It's also against Muslim tradition to NOT bury the body within 24 hours of death. We're past Muslim tradition here.

I still vote shark-infested waters or similar.
 
2013-05-08 10:41:45 AM
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USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-05-08 10:43:28 AM
"You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea."

Ok. Burn him and dump his ashes into the ocean so that no country will ever be the resting place of his remains. It's called the Eichmann, and it's what we should make standard practice for all terrorists. Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:54 AM
I'd go with burial at sea, at an unannouced time to prevent protests.  No grave to desecrate that way.
 
2013-05-08 10:44:37 AM

Antimatter: I'd go with burial at sea, at an unannouced time to prevent protests.  No grave to desecrate that way.


Agreed.
 
2013-05-08 10:45:04 AM
Hand it over to the Mythbusters and have them blow it up. Buster needs a rest.
 
2013-05-08 10:45:21 AM
Didn't we just have a thread on Norway needing more trash for it's incinerators?
 
2013-05-08 10:45:26 AM

Tommy Moo: "You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea."

Ok. Burn him and dump his ashes into the ocean so that no country will ever be the resting place of his remains. It's called the Eichmann, and it's what we should make standard practice for all terrorists. Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.


You nailed it!

one free internet for Tommy
 
2013-05-08 10:50:18 AM

Alonjar: My religion says my corpse needs to be returned to space, where all matter formed.  So... let me know when uncle sams going to get on that.


If your religion had 2 billion followers worldwide (some of whom would use this as an excuse to escalate more violence) and space funerals were a $20 billion dollar a year industry, I don't think it would be that unreasonable to try to provide those arrangements.
 
2013-05-08 10:51:28 AM
AFAIK no one has ever claimed the recovered remains of the 9/11 hijackers and the FBI still has them.
 
2013-05-08 10:52:44 AM
Viking funeral.
Internet funds buy a used boat with GPS navigation. Set it for the middle of the north Atlantic, and send it off with a firebomb on a timer set to go off about a hundred miles out.
 
2013-05-08 10:52:51 AM

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: Alonjar: My religion says my corpse needs to be returned to space, where all matter formed.  So... let me know when uncle sams going to get on that.

If your religion had 2 billion followers worldwide (some of whom would use this as an excuse to escalate more violence) and space funerals were a $20 billion dollar a year industry, I don't think it would be that unreasonable to try to provide those arrangements.


Not to mention, the government isn't footing the bill here, the family is.  It's just they can't find a place that will take him.

And if you want your ashes returned to space, there are companies who do that sort of thing.  Pricy though.
 
2013-05-08 10:53:50 AM

Tommy Moo: "You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea."

Ok. Burn him and dump his ashes into the ocean so that no country will ever be the resting place of his remains. It's called the Eichmann, and it's what we should make standard practice for all terrorists. Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.


Exactly.
 
2013-05-08 10:55:36 AM
Call his wife, tell her she needs to claim the body.  If she says no, call the parents and tell them to come get him.  If they say no, toss him in the incinerator, scrape up the ashes and dispose of them in an unmarked potters grave.  There have been many other people who's religion forbid cremation that have been burned due to circumstances beyond the funeral homes control...
 
2013-05-08 10:56:18 AM

fat boy: AFAIK no one has ever claimed the recovered remains of the 9/11 hijackers and the FBI still has them.


There were remains?  I'm assuming it's not the guys that flew the planes into WTC.
 
2013-05-08 10:59:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: First we:

jafiwam: Just "lose" it.

"Sorry, our paperwork shows the body was not delivered here."


Then we:

Mangoose: load his body on a wagon and let kids hit him with sticks for a half-pence.

Then we:
IdBeCrazyIf: sell the land to pig farmers.


ding

we got a winner




I hope enjoy being king of the crazies.
 
2013-05-08 10:59:50 AM

Tommy Moo: Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.


I'm sure a vast majority of Muslims don't care what happens to his body.  It's the small, radical, backwards minority we don't want to piss off.  It sounds like you want to taunt this minority.
 
2013-05-08 11:02:34 AM

sethen320: LargeCanine: sethen320: I understand the hate, but this is getting ridiculous. Just bury the damn thing.

Offering your front yard for the plot?

No. Not on any moral grounds either though. Thats just creepy. Plus I think there may be some zoning issues.


I was being facetious. Pardon me, I will respond more seriously.

Cemeteries are private land and others have pointed out the problems that would be incurred by anyone who buried the body there. No one wants the headache or financial burden, especially because if the state has to pay it will be a pauper's burial. The best thing would be for the parents to claim their kin, but they won't do that.
 
2013-05-08 11:03:10 AM

fat boy: Tommy Moo: "You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea."

Ok. Burn him and dump his ashes into the ocean so that no country will ever be the resting place of his remains. It's called the Eichmann, and it's what we should make standard practice for all terrorists. Since the Muslim community is so eager to disclaim terrorists as among their own, they should have no problem with us refusing to give them proper Islamic burials.

Exactly.


Agreed.
 
2013-05-08 11:04:27 AM

spentmiles: Hang his body from the Statue of Liberty's torch.  Let it be a warning to all who wish to come here that we don't put up with any bullshiat.  The elements and seabirds will pick his flesh clean and his bones will rattle the tune of freedom.  String them all up there, all the domestic and foreign terrorists that we catch, though do it while they're alive so their screams may add melody to the songs of justice.  The Statue of Liberty needs an update to her image - venture here at your own peril, scum.


This idea.  We're done here, folks.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:09 AM
I heard that if we eat his body, we can acquire his powers.

/Or, you know, we could act like a civilized society and just bury the corpse. Because...it's a corpse. Either way is good.
 
2013-05-08 11:20:07 AM
Bury it at the bottom of a pay toilet, and give all the proceeds to his victims.

/as for the coroner, no one wants to be left holding the (douche)bag.
 
2013-05-08 11:21:22 AM
Cremate it and send the ashes to dear old crazy mom.
 
2013-05-08 11:31:57 AM
I suggest the Guantanamo Memorial Cemetery.....

The place will never close, and nobody else will accept the prisoners from there, so eventually they will have to be put in the ground as well.

Just sayin'
 
2013-05-08 11:32:33 AM

AeAe: fat boy: AFAIK no one has ever claimed the recovered remains of the 9/11 hijackers and the FBI still has them.

There were remains?  I'm assuming it's not the guys that flew the planes into WTC.


http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2009/01/02/remains-of-the-day.ht ml
 
2013-05-08 11:33:22 AM
If the only problem is where to plant him, then why don't they just dig a hole somewhere in the desert around that Super-Max prison in Utah(?). Don't mark the spot and forget him.
 
Skr
2013-05-08 11:44:06 AM
burn it down to ashes and put it in a coffee can full of pig lard grease. dispose in landfill.
 
2013-05-08 11:49:17 AM
You're really a hateful bunch of lunatics.

/it amazes me that so much of humanity still thinks descricrating a corpse means something.
 
2013-05-08 11:49:35 AM

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


Well, according to a lot of Muslims it's also against tradition to blow people the hell up, but that still seems to happen.
 
2013-05-08 11:51:37 AM

spentmiles: Hang his body from the Statue of Liberty's torch.  Let it be a warning to all who wish to come here that we don't put up with any bullshiat.  The elements and seabirds will pick his flesh clean and his bones will rattle the tune of freedom.  String them all up there, all the domestic and foreign terrorists that we catch, though do it while they're alive so their screams may add melody to the songs of justice.  The Statue of Liberty needs an update to her image - venture here at your own peril, scum.


Agreed. I would also suggest that visitors be allowed to play patriotic music on the rib cages of their skeletons like a xylephone.
 
2013-05-08 11:54:20 AM
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Looks like plenty of room here.
 
2013-05-08 11:57:45 AM

Mangoose: I hope enjoy being king of the crazies.


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2013-05-08 12:02:29 PM

randomjsa: I'll say it again...

He's DEAD. You can't make him suffer anymore. You can't 'get him'. You can't do a damn thing to him now. So get over yourselves and put him in the god damn ground already.


Ok, then using your line of thinking: why not just cremate him and either toss the ashes or give them to his family? Why bother with a burial?
 
2013-05-08 12:04:59 PM
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...has some ideas that might be helpful.
 
2013-05-08 12:05:33 PM
kendavenport.typepad.com
 
2013-05-08 12:12:54 PM
There's no real option other than cremation. No point in having a grave that will get destroyed in a week.
 
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