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(Boston Herald)   Embalmer of Boston Marathon bombing suspect now wants White House help on what to do with the body, is worried about being stiffed with the stiff   (bostonherald.com) divider line 151
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2013-05-08 08:33:31 AM
Piñata?
 
2013-05-08 08:36:13 AM
Well, if no one here wants to bury him, I'm sure his crack pot mom can get him buried in Dagistan.
 
2013-05-08 08:39:32 AM
I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.
 
2013-05-08 08:41:07 AM
In the old days, you'd load his body on a wagon and let kids hit him with sticks for a half-pence.

I don't really know what they do these days. It seems strange and confusing to me.
 
2013-05-08 08:50:59 AM
Stefan said yesterday as protesters continued to picket the Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlor in Worcester.

People sure seem to have an awful lot of time on their hands.
 
2013-05-08 09:33:29 AM
Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?
 
2013-05-08 09:34:10 AM
ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!
 
2013-05-08 09:38:31 AM
He is worried about being stuck with a stiffie.
 
2013-05-08 09:44:10 AM

Aar1012: ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!


AND A FULL MUSLIN CELEBRATION AT THE TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER!!!   WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 09:56:24 AM
They've got a harbor in Boston, right?
 
2013-05-08 09:57:00 AM
ok, let me solve your problem right now. you cut up his body into 1000 small pieces and epoxy them like they do to those chinese convicts for that museum exhibit and then you sell each piece for 100 bucks. If you hate America you could put it on your altar and worship it and if you love America you could play t-ball  with it. Win/win for everyone.
 
2013-05-08 09:57:29 AM
Use the body of Elmer McCurdy as inspiration
 
2013-05-08 09:58:28 AM

slayer199: Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?


Had the same thought while listening to this "issue" on NPR, earlier.

/Bonfire before the next Sox game
 
2013-05-08 09:58:56 AM

slayer199: Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?


Can't cremate him OR let hin sleep with Osama.

/I say just drop him off with his widow.
 
2013-05-08 10:00:46 AM

Aar1012: ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!


And the Blue Angels will fly up from Florida to perform a missing man flyby!
 
2013-05-08 10:00:48 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.


What for?  Just throw the body to the pigs.
 
2013-05-08 10:01:18 AM

Gonz: They've got a harbor in Boston, right?


Probably want to take him out past the 12 mile limit.

Probably.
 
2013-05-08 10:02:10 AM

spentmiles: Hang his body from the Statue of Liberty's torch.  Let it be a warning to all who wish to come here that we don't put up with any bullshiat.


They have some cages for that very purpose in Muenster they might let us borrow one.
cdn3.vtourist.com
 
2013-05-08 10:03:55 AM
I got a few ideas what they can do with the body.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:56 AM
I have the answer to this problem:  "someone" break into the funeral parlor and steal the body and just "take care of it".  Body's gone, no problem.
 
2013-05-08 10:04:16 AM
Burn him to ash, throw him in the trash.

Problem solved.
 
2013-05-08 10:04:39 AM
Gov Patrick had the best response; this is not a govt issue it is a family issue, the family needs to make the arrangements.
 
2013-05-08 10:04:53 AM

SoupJohnB: slayer199: Can't they just cremate him and drop him in the ocean or something?

Had the same thought while listening to this "issue" on NPR, earlier.

/Bonfire before the next Sox game


It's somewhat of a difficult situation. On one hand, it's a corpse and has no rights.  On the other, if you are seen "mistreating"  the corpse or disrespecting the religious beliefs of the family, it would spark more outrage. I only see one win/win situation.  eBay.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:47 AM
Just "lose" it.

"Sorry, our paperwork shows the body was not delivered here."
 
2013-05-08 10:06:43 AM

aevorea: Aar1012: ZOMG this mean Obama will have him buried at Arlington with full military honors!

And the Blue Angels will fly up from Florida to perform a missing man flyby!


Um, I believe they've been "sequestered."
 
2013-05-08 10:10:44 AM
Stiffed with the stiff?

\NTTAWWT
 
2013-05-08 10:11:23 AM
Just hang it from the Tree of Woe.
 
2013-05-08 10:11:49 AM
I'll say it again...

He's DEAD. You can't make him suffer anymore. You can't 'get him'. You can't do a damn thing to him now. So get over yourselves and put him in the god damn ground already.
 
2013-05-08 10:12:04 AM
No cemetery is going to take the body because they can't provide enough security.  You *know* what's going to happen to that grave.  And probably to nearby graves as well.
 
2013-05-08 10:12:25 AM
Is this today's thread where I reccomend they do outrageous things to the corpse and become internet-hardcore?
 
2013-05-08 10:12:32 AM
Bury him in the local cemetery and install a urinal on top.
 
2013-05-08 10:13:40 AM

AeAe: IdBeCrazyIf: I don't get it,  it's just a hunk of flesh. If anything really a local cemetery should accept him and then sell the land to pig farmers.

What for?  Just throw the body to the pigs.


It's already been embalmed.  That'll poison the bacon.
 
2013-05-08 10:13:52 AM

First we:

jafiwam: Just "lose" it.

"Sorry, our paperwork shows the body was not delivered here."



Then we:

Mangoose: load his body on a wagon and let kids hit him with sticks for a half-pence.


Then we:

IdBeCrazyIf: sell the land to pig farmers.



ding

we got a winner

 
2013-05-08 10:14:16 AM
I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.
 
2013-05-08 10:14:16 AM

AeAe: I have the answer to this problem:  "someone" break into the funeral parlor and steal the body and just "take care of it".  Body's gone, no problem.


Time to dig a hole.

Get these guys on it:

bullmurph.com
 
2013-05-08 10:16:56 AM
This thread helps me understand racially segregated cemeteries.

He's already dead, you won.

The ground isn't sacred, and we bury criminals all the time.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:15 AM

raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.


It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:22 AM
Cremate him and put the ashes in a pressure cooker?

/just sayin
 
2013-05-08 10:17:32 AM
What'll happen if somebody does bury him in Boston? Will they be sealed in a cave?

//obscure?
 
2013-05-08 10:18:19 AM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-08 10:18:35 AM
Speech writer to immediately put up a garbled talk on the teleprompter about how we should all stand as one in this time of change, and throw the body on the barbie
 
2013-05-08 10:19:32 AM

HotWingConspiracy: This thread helps me understand racially segregated cemeteries.

He's already dead, you won.

The ground isn't sacred, and we bury criminals all the time.


Maybe you're not getting it.  People are angry.  They will desecrate where this guy is buried.
 
2013-05-08 10:20:03 AM
If a poor person dies, and nobody wants to pay for a funeral, the government cremates you, no questions asked.

Whats the problem?  Why are we still talking about this corpse?
 
2013-05-08 10:22:06 AM
Wrap the body in bacon, then wrap that inside an old carpet, then call for a "large item" garbage pickup.
 
2013-05-08 10:23:00 AM

AeAe: raerae1980: I don't understand this.  Why was he not cremeted to begin with?  Did his family claim his body from the Coroner?  If so, then yes they have to make arrangements.  But if they never claimed the body, then the funeral director should have had him cremated.  Problem solved, give the ashes to the wife.

It's against Muslim tradition to cremate the body.


So?  Maybe he should have thought of that before murdering people.  Your tradition says you don't want to be cremated?  I don't give a fark.  In this case, do whatever is easiest.  Cremation is the easiest.  jeez.  Pfft.  Tradition.  What a load of horse crap.
 
2013-05-08 10:24:20 AM

The_Fuzz: So?  Maybe he should have thought of that before murdering people.  Your tradition says you don't want to be cremated?  I don't give a fark.  In this case, do whatever is easiest.  Cremation is the easiest.  jeez.  Pfft.  Tradition.  What a load of horse crap.


This.  My religion says my corpse needs to be returned to space, where all matter formed.  So... let me know when uncle sams going to get on that.

/Its up to you to make your own arrangements like this
 
2013-05-08 10:24:28 AM

Alonjar: If a poor person dies, and nobody wants to pay for a funeral, the government cremates you, no questions asked.

Whats the problem?  Why are we still talking about this corpse?


Because Muslins.
 
2013-05-08 10:25:05 AM

AeAe: HotWingConspiracy: This thread helps me understand racially segregated cemeteries.

He's already dead, you won.

The ground isn't sacred, and we bury criminals all the time.

Maybe you're not getting it.  People are angry.  They will desecrate where this guy is buried.


No I get it, I'm mocking the angry.
 
2013-05-08 10:25:15 AM
I understand the hate, but this is getting ridiculous. Just bury the damn thing.
 
2013-05-08 10:25:47 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Because Muslins.


I guess we could always give him the ol' Bin Laden treatment.  Just make it "a thing" we do to Muslim terrorists.
 
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