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(ArabNews)   Indians come up with ingenious policy to increase number of drunk drivers   (arabnews.com) divider line 34
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 08:54:49 AM
Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


www.arabnews.com


LOL
 
2013-05-08 10:05:59 AM

Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL


I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.
 
2013-05-08 10:20:24 AM
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Panty lines? hawt.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:11 AM

bdub77: Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL

I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.


That's not what the cop told me. Did I do it wrong?

Oh. OH. Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2013-05-08 10:39:25 AM

megarian: bdub77: Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL

I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.

That's not what the cop told me. Did I do it wrong?

Oh. OH. Goddamnitsomuch.


If thats your pic in your profile.. Im going to have to assume you did it right.

very very right.


/ends creepy stalkerness rant
//maybe
 
2013-05-08 10:46:11 AM
Indians? IT or hotel?
 
2013-05-08 10:47:05 AM
These men cannot afford a car subby. It's about bribe revenue.
 
2013-05-08 11:04:38 AM
Maybe we should stop allowing them to serve alcohol in the casinos....
 
2013-05-08 11:07:03 AM

kvinesknows: megarian: bdub77: Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL

I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.

That's not what the cop told me. Did I do it wrong?

Oh. OH. Goddamnitsomuch.

If thats your pic in your profile.. Im going to have to assume you did it right.

very very right.


/ends creepy stalkerness rant
//maybe


You can't out-creep a creeper.

;)
 
2013-05-08 11:11:06 AM
www.duluthnewstribune.com
 
2013-05-08 11:14:17 AM

FARK rebel soldier:


Boy, they all seem glum that the girl in the middle didn't win a shirt. Maybe at the next firewater party.
 
2013-05-08 11:16:11 AM

bdub77: Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL

I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.


That's what "doing the needful" is. Study it out.
 
2013-05-08 11:27:52 AM

megarian: kvinesknows: megarian: bdub77: Pud: Delhi metro to breathalyze commuters to weed out drunks


[www.arabnews.com image 580x350]


LOL

I've never been breathalyzed, but I'm pretty sure you don't stick your mouth on their penis to test for drunkenness.

That's not what the cop told me. Did I do it wrong?

Oh. OH. Goddamnitsomuch.

If thats your pic in your profile.. Im going to have to assume you did it right.

very very right.


/ends creepy stalkerness rant
//maybe

You can't out-creep a creeper.

;)


bets?
 
2013-05-08 11:29:40 AM
I live on the second floor.
I live up stairs from you.
 
2013-05-08 11:40:03 AM
sadly the 'rapealizer' is still in development.
 
2013-05-08 11:41:10 AM

kvinesknows: I live on the second floor.
I live up stairs from you.


Thanks for keeping your crawl-spaces rodent free. Much appreciated.
 
2013-05-08 11:45:34 AM

kvinesknows: I live on the second floor.
I live up stairs from you.


And thanks, Luka.
 
2013-05-08 11:47:49 AM
Learned from the British ... "We know how to que ... "
 
2013-05-08 11:48:34 AM

Fano: Indians? IT or hotel?


Call center, not casino.
 
2013-05-08 11:48:39 AM
I'm too drunk for public transit so I guess I'll drive home. Yep sounds like a solid plan.
 
2013-05-08 11:54:33 AM

megarian: kvinesknows: I live on the second floor.
I live up stairs from you.

And thanks, Luka.


heh.  only hit available
 
2013-05-08 12:24:11 PM
This article has nothing to do with a baseball team in Cleveland.
 
2013-05-08 12:30:07 PM
Quarter Commodore Perry's Night at Progressive Field?
thefourfirkins.com
 
2013-05-08 12:44:09 PM
I thought the Indians had decided to re-introduce 10-cent beer night...

alt.coxnewsweb.com
 
2013-05-08 12:46:18 PM
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Kirk Cameron joins in with the "breathalyzing"...
 
2013-05-08 12:54:26 PM

FARK rebel soldier: [www.duluthnewstribune.com image 500x339]


So you're saying there isn't an alcohol problem on the rez? That native Americans don't have a higher rate of alcoholism than any other ethnic group? That about 12% of all deaths of Native Americans aren't alcohol-related?


/srsly tho, those shirts are farked up.
//makers and wearers should be beaten...


...or at least given a good Indian burn.
 
2013-05-08 12:56:51 PM

Crewmannumber6: Fano: Indians? IT or hotel?

Call center, not casino.



Push start, not pull start.
 
2013-05-08 12:59:59 PM
Red dot or casino?
 
2013-05-08 01:02:03 PM

Badgers: Kirk Cameron joins in with the "breathalyzing"...


That picture looks like he somehow managed to eat an entire man whole but saved the penis for last.....
 
2013-05-08 01:30:34 PM

give me doughnuts: So you're saying there isn't an alcohol problem on the rez?

mimg.ugo.com

No I agree, the only solution is for the red people to just derez.

 
2013-05-08 02:55:59 PM

Occam's Taser: Quarter Commodore Perry's Night at Progressive Field?


Delicious.
 
2013-05-08 04:54:53 PM

dabbletech: Red dot or casino?


Slurpy or Casino

/ftfy
 
2013-05-08 07:39:04 PM

give me doughnuts: FARK rebel soldier: [www.duluthnewstribune.com image 500x339]

So you're saying there isn't an alcohol problem on the rez? That native Americans don't have a higher rate of alcoholism than any other ethnic group? That about 12% of all deaths of Native Americans aren't alcohol-related?


/srsly tho, those shirts are farked up.
//makers and wearers should be beaten...


...or at least given a good Indian burn.


Maybe they should just take responsibility for their own lives.

Hey, do what my family did, act like humans, and get treated like a human. It helps when you move off the Res.
 
2013-05-09 08:08:14 PM
Err, durr, let's kick drunk people off public transport because it makes the other passengers uncomfortable.

Actually, that makes sense. There might be 5-20 people who would get bothered by a drunk person sitting near them. But a horrible car wreck would only bother the occupants of the cars involved, which isn't usually more than 8. Minus anybody who is dead, they obviously aren't uncomfortable.
 
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