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(NW Florida Daily News)   Shoplifter hides razor blades in his pants. Store security decides to let Darwin take the lead on this case   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 12
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2013-05-08 09:11:27 AM  
I guess self castration would be a win for darwin.
 
2013-05-08 10:10:20 AM  
Suspect is publess. I repeat.....Pubeless.
 
2013-05-08 10:18:47 AM  
Meanwhile, on the floor outside the store
www.comfytummy.com
 
2013-05-08 10:26:31 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

Knows a thing or two about that.
 
2013-05-08 11:24:17 AM  
CSB

A few years ago when I worked for Walmart, prepay cells were just hitting the market. We had them in those god awful blister packages everyone hates to open. Guy grabs one from electronics, then heads down to sporting goods and grabs a 4" camping knife off the counter and tries to open it. By holding the package in his hand. And stabbing through the plastic. Idiot goes right through the package with the knife, and right into his vein in his wrist. So there is a trail of blood that leads from the back of the store to the front where the guy passes out. We called 911 and they come out and take him to the ER. Along with the cops. And yes, he still pocketed the phone. Oh, and was Hep A positive too.
 
2013-05-08 11:37:27 AM  

jayphat: CSB

A few years ago when I worked for Walmart, prepay cells were just hitting the market. We had them in those god awful blister packages everyone hates to open. Guy grabs one from electronics, then heads down to sporting goods and grabs a 4" camping knife off the counter and tries to open it. By holding the package in his hand. And stabbing through the plastic. Idiot goes right through the package with the knife, and right into his vein in his wrist. So there is a trail of blood that leads from the back of the store to the front where the guy passes out. We called 911 and they come out and take him to the ER. Along with the cops. And yes, he still pocketed the phone. Oh, and was Hep A positive too.


this happen in florida, by chance?

/what, me stereotyping, nevah
 
2013-05-08 11:47:33 AM  

danno_to_infinity: jayphat: CSB

A few years ago when I worked for Walmart, prepay cells were just hitting the market. We had them in those god awful blister packages everyone hates to open. Guy grabs one from electronics, then heads down to sporting goods and grabs a 4" camping knife off the counter and tries to open it. By holding the package in his hand. And stabbing through the plastic. Idiot goes right through the package with the knife, and right into his vein in his wrist. So there is a trail of blood that leads from the back of the store to the front where the guy passes out. We called 911 and they come out and take him to the ER. Along with the cops. And yes, he still pocketed the phone. Oh, and was Hep A positive too.

this happen in florida, by chance?

/what, me stereotyping, nevah


Unfortunately no. Ohio.
 
2013-05-08 11:57:56 AM  

jayphat: danno_to_infinity: jayphat: CSB

A few years ago when I worked for Walmart, prepay cells were just hitting the market. We had them in those god awful blister packages everyone hates to open. Guy grabs one from electronics, then heads down to sporting goods and grabs a 4" camping knife off the counter and tries to open it. By holding the package in his hand. And stabbing through the plastic. Idiot goes right through the package with the knife, and right into his vein in his wrist. So there is a trail of blood that leads from the back of the store to the front where the guy passes out. We called 911 and they come out and take him to the ER. Along with the cops. And yes, he still pocketed the phone. Oh, and was Hep A positive too.

this happen in florida, by chance?

/what, me stereotyping, nevah

Unfortunately no. Ohio.


Walmart. Bring a little Florida to your state.

I think you just came up with Walmart's next slogan.
 
2013-05-08 12:06:49 PM  

jayphat: danno_to_infinity: jayphat: CSB

A few years ago when I worked for Walmart, prepay cells were just hitting the market. We had them in those god awful blister packages everyone hates to open. Guy grabs one from electronics, then heads down to sporting goods and grabs a 4" camping knife off the counter and tries to open it. By holding the package in his hand. And stabbing through the plastic. Idiot goes right through the package with the knife, and right into his vein in his wrist. So there is a trail of blood that leads from the back of the store to the front where the guy passes out. We called 911 and they come out and take him to the ER. Along with the cops. And yes, he still pocketed the phone. Oh, and was Hep A positive too.

this happen in florida, by chance?

/what, me stereotyping, nevah

Unfortunately no. Ohio.


Well, Ohio is the Florida Of The North
 
2013-05-08 04:35:33 PM  

Keeve: Walmart. Bring a little Florida to your state.

I think you just came up with Walmart's next slogan.


I just choked to death on a friggin' piece of candy when I read that.

/Should know better than to eat when reading Fark.
//Fat.
 
2013-05-08 06:08:42 PM  
Gillette Power Fusion... they work great, but are stupid expensive
 
2013-05-08 06:45:47 PM  

dkimball: Gillette Power Fusion... they work great, but are stupid expensive


Disposable cartridge razors are the biggest ripoff on the planet. Try a wet shave set sometime.
 
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