If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Tennessean)   Of all the former SNL stars, we get this one?   (tennessean.com) divider line 48
    More: Sad, Murfreesboro  
•       •       •

32264 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 May 2013 at 10:18 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-05-08 10:20:36 AM  
24 votes:

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?
2013-05-08 10:05:11 AM  
20 votes:
She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.
2013-05-08 09:41:30 AM  
12 votes:
When she got to Tennessee, the sign said "Nashville Left" so she turned around and went home.
2013-05-08 09:35:35 AM  
11 votes:
Just when you thought the average IQ in Tennessee couldn't get any lower...
2013-05-08 10:25:38 AM  
7 votes:
Tennessean.com will update this story.

Why?
2013-05-08 12:10:36 PM  
6 votes:
static01.mediaite.com doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-08 10:29:28 AM  
6 votes:
She narrowed the choices down to two and Pennsylvania won.
2013-05-08 10:34:13 AM  
5 votes:

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


Git 'er done.
2013-05-08 01:06:30 AM  
5 votes:
Well, bless her heart.
2013-05-08 11:42:11 AM  
4 votes:

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com]


"Holy shiat snacks!"
2013-05-08 10:39:47 AM  
4 votes:

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.
2013-05-08 10:33:21 AM  
4 votes:
I thought she believed that America died on election night? By moving around inside the corpse she's at best a scavenger and at worst an overly patient necrophiliac.
2013-05-08 10:24:37 AM  
4 votes:

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?


Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?
2013-05-08 11:33:06 AM  
3 votes:

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


s21.postimg.org
2013-05-08 10:27:13 AM  
3 votes:

trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.


I'll pray for you.
2013-05-08 10:12:23 AM  
3 votes:
She does know Branson's in Missouri, right?

Performers in Nashville and Memphis are generally required to have some kind of actual talent.
2013-05-08 01:11:36 PM  
2 votes:

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Politically, she's become (Chuck Norris X Rush LImbaugh**3 minus Ann Coulter's meanness) divided by zero.

For a moment I couldn't remember her first name so instead I Googled "Jackson dumbass" and she was hit no. 2, between Alfie Jackson (whoever that is) and Jesse Jackson (and that's a matter of opinion and partisanship compared to Victoria Jackson, who is now the Queen of Dumb).

She went from playing dumbass on TV to being its poster girl in real life.

Her ignorance is profound, her derp omnipresent, and her fringe lunatic qualifications impeccable, even by right of right-wing GOP standards. When they say that Victoria Jackson is at the fringe, they don't mean the Fringe Comedy Festival.

Pop quiz:

Is it Onion satire or is it real world Jackson derp?

Victoria Jackson Calls For "White History Month"

Victoria Jackson Loses It On Twitter, Gets Spoofed

SNL "Comedian" Victoria Jackson Compares Sandy Hook Shooting To Abortion!
(That one is from Perez Hilton. It's a Freebie! You're welcome.)

Victoria Jackson Tries to Vote

Let's face it, she's just not too bright, informed, educated, intelligent, or tactful, even by 6 Watt Compact  Fluorescent Light Bulb standards. And those bulbs are full of mercury, which might also be true of Victoria Jackson's bulb, from the look of things.

Looking at the first couple of pages of Google hits for my REAL search string "Victoria Jackson ignorance and political stupidity", with its 458,000 hits, I had an epiphany.

THIS DAMNED TWURPLETTE IS A ONE WOMAN FARK.COM! She generates more good headlines each day than all of US combined. All of us! Even the Fark Independents!

We hate her.

Even Fark Conservatives must be green with envy. Even Fark Conservatives must be sick with panic when they hear her name. Oh, no! It's another one of Victoria's faux pas! What are the Libs laughing at now? Did she claim that fluoridation causes homosexuality? Did she say that Obama is Vladimir Putin's love child? Is she wearing her shoes on the wrong feet despite the big L and R on each shoe?
2013-05-08 10:49:23 AM  
2 votes:

bdub77: Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.

It's been done before.

[archrecord.construction.com image 650x500]


I like Eastwood, but seriously, the chair won that debate handily.
2013-05-08 10:42:10 AM  
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-05-08 10:36:20 AM  
2 votes:

TheRameres: She's... she's just a big troll, right?  I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...

Right?


I dunno, let's ask Michael Richards how his career is doing these days.
2013-05-08 10:33:43 AM  
2 votes:
Pretty sure she's free to park her trailer just about anywhere.

She'll blend right in there.  Just needs to open a meth lab and squeeze out some dirty, sticky children with permanent kool-aid mustaches on their hairlips, and she'll be fine.
2013-05-08 10:33:15 AM  
2 votes:
During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -
2013-05-08 10:32:20 AM  
2 votes:
Her page doesn't specify whether she is living in Murfreesboro.
Jackson hasn't returned a message to her Facebook account.
Tennessean.com will update this story.


i171.photobucket.com

C'mon, Heidi, finish the farking story, man!
2013-05-08 10:27:49 AM  
2 votes:

tennessee.hillbilly: RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?

Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


Sorry? All I heard was "herp derp derp herp derp herp herp derp."
2013-05-08 10:22:34 AM  
2 votes:
Even the gene pool seeks its own level, apparently.
2013-05-08 10:21:15 AM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


"MOSLEEM"
2013-05-08 09:45:53 AM  
2 votes:
This woman lets a cat drive a car.  If that ain't crazy and stupid I don't know what is.
2013-05-08 01:38:11 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


'Daddy you're crushing my cigarettes'.
2013-05-08 01:36:18 PM  
1 votes:

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Now that you mention it, I've never seen them in the same room together.
2013-05-08 01:08:34 PM  
1 votes:
She's in Tennessee? Well, in that case, I challenge her to a game of horseshoes.

A GAME OF HORSESHOES!!
2013-05-08 12:54:19 PM  
1 votes:

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Probably because they both have an extra copy of chromosome 21.
2013-05-08 12:41:39 PM  
1 votes:

Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!


No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.
2013-05-08 12:37:41 PM  
1 votes:
Saw a pretty funny comedian a long time back and one of his jokes was "If your car breaks down in Tennessee... you just moved to Tennessee!".
2013-05-08 12:11:58 PM  
1 votes:
I've read her autobiography (I've read all of the SNL books) Even with professional editing her crazy just jumps off of the page. She's also an alcoholic (she doesn't admit to it but she can't hide it). The funniest part is that the real derp doesn't even begin until the last chapter or two. Sure there are some dog whistles here and there. (which makes it surprising she chose a state with as high a black population as TN) but when you get to the last chapters she has a list of "10 Reasons Why Obama is a Communist" and it the book just ends in the middle of number 5. It's like the publisher just said "fark it, I'm out."

I guess she moved to TN to be closer to her daughter. I wonder if this means her husband who clearly hates her is coming out of the closet and getting a divorce?

/Best SNL autobiography that you haven't read is by Al Franken's old partner, Tom Davis.
2013-05-08 11:54:03 AM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.
2013-05-08 11:38:45 AM  
1 votes:

Wade_Wilson: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


I'm getting used to The Onion coming true.  A SNL sketch being real?

"Honey, is Saturday Night Live having some kind of prime-time special?

"No, dear, why do you ask?"

"Because I'm watching Victoria Jackson and Al Franken having a political debate, and I'm pretty sure Franken is being the straight man here because Victoria is being completely insane."
2013-05-08 11:36:04 AM  
1 votes:

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


Goddamn, that's an unfortunate photo.  That's gotta be what happens when you get run over with an Abrams and live to tell the tale.
2013-05-08 11:19:53 AM  
1 votes:

adder1: Last Man on Earth: trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.

I'll pray for you.

My favorite is still "Bless your cotton socks."

In all my years here, I _still_ don't understand the meaning, but it amuses me to no end.


It's really very simple: a cat can have kittens in an oven but that don;t make 'em biscuits now do it?
2013-05-08 10:56:11 AM  
1 votes:

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


OMFG, is THAT what she looks like now?
2013-05-08 10:49:08 AM  
1 votes:
Not talented enough to be a star.

Not kind enough to be a Christian.

Yet she labels herself as both.
2013-05-08 10:42:43 AM  
1 votes:

Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


It's been done before.

archrecord.construction.com
2013-05-08 10:38:20 AM  
1 votes:
Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...
2013-05-08 10:31:27 AM  
1 votes:
It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.
2013-05-08 10:26:59 AM  
1 votes:

tennessee.hillbilly: /Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


No and stop leaving "Free Car Removal" notes in my mailbox.
2013-05-08 10:26:26 AM  
1 votes:

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


Came to say this.
2013-05-08 10:26:06 AM  
1 votes:
Sorry Tennessee!
2013-05-08 10:24:12 AM  
1 votes:

teto85: Well, bless her heart.


The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.
2013-05-08 10:19:16 AM  
1 votes:
How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?
 
Displayed 48 of 48 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report