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2013-05-08 01:06:30 AM
Well, bless her heart.
 
2013-05-08 08:32:56 AM
static01.mediaite.com
 
2013-05-08 09:35:35 AM
Just when you thought the average IQ in Tennessee couldn't get any lower...
 
2013-05-08 09:41:30 AM
When she got to Tennessee, the sign said "Nashville Left" so she turned around and went home.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:53 AM
This woman lets a cat drive a car.  If that ain't crazy and stupid I don't know what is.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:11 AM
She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:45 AM
CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)
 
2013-05-08 10:12:23 AM
She does know Branson's in Missouri, right?

Performers in Nashville and Memphis are generally required to have some kind of actual talent.
 
2013-05-08 10:19:16 AM
How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?
 
2013-05-08 10:20:36 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?
 
2013-05-08 10:21:07 AM
Of course you do.  Did you expect anyone else?
 
2013-05-08 10:21:15 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


"MOSLEEM"
 
2013-05-08 10:21:39 AM
Slow news day in Tennessee?
 
2013-05-08 10:22:28 AM
I hoped this was going to be a Jan Hooks thread.
 
2013-05-08 10:22:34 AM
Even the gene pool seeks its own level, apparently.
 
2013-05-08 10:24:12 AM

teto85: Well, bless her heart.


The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.
 
2013-05-08 10:24:21 AM
She's... she's just a big troll, right?  I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...

Right?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:37 AM

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?


Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:52 AM
I smell reality show!
 
2013-05-08 10:25:38 AM
Tennessean.com will update this story.

Why?
 
2013-05-08 10:26:06 AM
Sorry Tennessee!
 
2013-05-08 10:26:26 AM

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


Came to say this.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:28 AM
Did she ever manage to stop crying after the election?
 
2013-05-08 10:26:59 AM

tennessee.hillbilly: /Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


No and stop leaving "Free Car Removal" notes in my mailbox.
 
2013-05-08 10:27:13 AM

trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.


I'll pray for you.
 
2013-05-08 10:27:49 AM

tennessee.hillbilly: RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?

Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


Sorry? All I heard was "herp derp derp herp derp herp herp derp."
 
2013-05-08 10:28:20 AM

trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.


yeah... "God Bless 'em" translates roughly as "Can't shoot 'em".
 
2013-05-08 10:28:20 AM
In more positive former SNL stars news, the new  Lonely Island video is extremely funny and sweet
 
2013-05-08 10:29:19 AM
"I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque and Agenda 21 because I love this land, God's country "

Newsflash, hon. Your God and the God of Islam are rooted in the same antiquated belief system.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:28 AM
She narrowed the choices down to two and Pennsylvania won.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:10 AM
FTA: "When asked for contact information for Jackson or for the person who handles her media inquiries, Bob Grabow said he didn't have that memorized and hung up."

That's a real fine agent you got there, Vickie.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:42 AM
Too crazy for Florida? Wow.
 
2013-05-08 10:31:27 AM
It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.
 
2013-05-08 10:31:32 AM

Last Man on Earth: trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.

I'll pray for you.


My favorite is still "Bless your cotton socks."

In all my years here, I _still_ don't understand the meaning, but it amuses me to no end.
 
2013-05-08 10:32:20 AM
Her page doesn't specify whether she is living in Murfreesboro.
Jackson hasn't returned a message to her Facebook account.
Tennessean.com will update this story.


i171.photobucket.com

C'mon, Heidi, finish the farking story, man!
 
2013-05-08 10:33:13 AM

jayhawk88: It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.


If there's one thing the Right has proven over the last handful of years, it's that anything can outrage the base if you yell loud enough.
 
2013-05-08 10:33:15 AM
During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -
 
2013-05-08 10:33:21 AM
I thought she believed that America died on election night? By moving around inside the corpse she's at best a scavenger and at worst an overly patient necrophiliac.
 
2013-05-08 10:33:43 AM
Pretty sure she's free to park her trailer just about anywhere.

She'll blend right in there.  Just needs to open a meth lab and squeeze out some dirty, sticky children with permanent kool-aid mustaches on their hairlips, and she'll be fine.
 
2013-05-08 10:34:13 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


Git 'er done.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:20 AM

Wade_Wilson: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

Git 'er done.


Niiiiiice...  +1
 
2013-05-08 10:35:56 AM

show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)


Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:59 AM

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


Because freedumb of religion is only valid if it's Christianity we're fighting for.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:20 AM

TheRameres: She's... she's just a big troll, right?  I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...

Right?


I dunno, let's ask Michael Richards how his career is doing these days.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:25 AM
I'm surprised she hasn't gotten her own radio show by now. I'm sure her wit and home-spun wisdom would draw quite a following.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:38 AM
"I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque..."


The Parable of the Good Samaritan

And Jesus said to them, "A certain man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among robbers, who both stripped him and beat him, and departed, leaving him half dead. By chance a certain priest was going down that way. When he saw him, he passed by on the other side. In the same way a Levite also, when he came to the place, and saw him, passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he travelled, came where he was. When he saw him, he was moved with compassion, came to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. He set him on his own animal, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him. On the next day, when he departed, he took out two denarii, and gave them to the host, and said to him, 'Take care of him. Whatever you spend beyond that, I will repay you when I return.' Now which of these three do you think seemed to be a neighbor to him who fell among the robbers?"
He said, "He who showed mercy on him."
Then Jesus said to him, "Go and do."

Jackson should hunt down her Sunday School teacher and make him apologize. It would do more to help the cause of peace than practicing the religious bigotry she learned in Sunday School.

/A bit of historical context. Samaritans were hated by the religious sects Jesus was speaking to when he told this parable.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:50 AM

AngryPanda: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

"MOSLEEM"


"Sharia law!"
 
2013-05-08 10:37:30 AM
Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?
 
2013-05-08 10:38:20 AM
Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...
 
2013-05-08 10:38:48 AM
Good.
 
2013-05-08 10:39:04 AM
Birds of a feather flock together.
 
2013-05-08 10:39:47 AM

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.
 
2013-05-08 10:40:51 AM
"Look at me! I'm a psycho right wing coont! No, really, LOOK AT ME!! Do I have to do a handstand to get your attention? Because I'm not too confident about the tensile strength of this desk."
 
2013-05-08 10:41:10 AM

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x196]


Oh, her.

People are reporting on facebook updates on the supporting actors from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"?
 
2013-05-08 10:41:19 AM

liam76: show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)

Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.


Who cares?
 
2013-05-08 10:42:10 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-08 10:42:43 AM

Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


It's been done before.

archrecord.construction.com
 
rpm
2013-05-08 10:43:25 AM

Wade_Wilson: If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


The primary debate between her and Bachmann would be something to watch as well.
 
2013-05-08 10:44:48 AM
As a resident of Florida, I say "Whew! Thank you Tennessee!"
 
2013-05-08 10:47:43 AM

cygnusx13: liam76: show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)

Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.

Who cares?


The guy who commented on it being "christians vs christian"?

People who are may not believe in religion, but understand that others do and that there are differences?
 
2013-05-08 10:49:08 AM
Not talented enough to be a star.

Not kind enough to be a Christian.

Yet she labels herself as both.
 
2013-05-08 10:49:23 AM

bdub77: Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.

It's been done before.

[archrecord.construction.com image 650x500]


I like Eastwood, but seriously, the chair won that debate handily.
 
2013-05-08 10:49:57 AM

Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372

I wrote a uke song called "White Men Are Good" and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make...say, January, White History Month.

I'm just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It's like in order to fix the "discrimination" problem, culture flipped the racism from "against blacks" to "against whites". Why do we have to be "against" anyone? Aren't we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, "...Obama's re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance".

Maybe that's why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. - "the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance." I'm just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our country from the God-hating communists like Alec Baldwin and Obama.



 
2013-05-08 10:50:29 AM

airsupport: Not kind enough to be a Christian.


Now that's hilarious.
 
2013-05-08 10:56:11 AM

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


OMFG, is THAT what she looks like now?
 
2013-05-08 10:58:25 AM
Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.
 
2013-05-08 10:58:39 AM
I laugh at her now more than I ever did when she was on SNL, so it isn't all bad.
 
2013-05-08 10:59:58 AM

Crewmannumber6: Too crazy for Florida? Wow.


SuccessKid.jpg

//Floridian
 
2013-05-08 11:02:42 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.


No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:15 AM

jayhawk88: It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.


This. I hear morons like Jackson crow about it without actually having ever read it. Thanks, Glen Beck, you pimple on the ass of America.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:16 AM

kericr: Sorry Tennessee!



I see what you did there.


/old
 
2013-05-08 11:11:51 AM
Her recent actions are funnier than anything she ever did on SNL. I'm thinking this is kind of a Joaquin Phoenix type of hoax, and in a few years she'll tell us it was all an act.
 
2013-05-08 11:14:39 AM
Star? STAR?

/playoffs?!
 
2013-05-08 11:15:38 AM
Odd isn't it. Considered SNL is well known for scripting their ad-lib scenes and going on more a liberal slant than sitting right in the middle and poking fun at all sides.
 
2013-05-08 11:16:30 AM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist


Awww...I bet the brown people are the reason her career went into the toilet, too
 
2013-05-08 11:17:53 AM
whizbangthedirtfarmer - When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

Well, when you are gawd's gift to the world (which is how most of these people think about themselves) you don't have to be polite. And, when you are surrounded by a world of lefty communists who want to take your guns and make your kids ghey... you stay pissed off.

/lived here for 13 years now
//not fond of it at all
///wish I had the funds to move but thanks to the screwed up economy of this backwater state, I am stuck here
 
2013-05-08 11:18:11 AM
I had a blast in knoxville one time. Don't stay at the diplomat. I slept on the TV stand. It was the safest place.
 
2013-05-08 11:18:50 AM

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


I grew up in TN, and while I despise their politics, really, the people who live there don't deserve her.  I can guarantee you while people there are conservative, they aren't batshiat insane.  TN has enough insane politicians.
 
2013-05-08 11:19:26 AM
Aw, crap.  We Southerners have enough people making fun of us already without this idiot making it worse.
 
2013-05-08 11:19:53 AM

adder1: Last Man on Earth: trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.

I'll pray for you.

My favorite is still "Bless your cotton socks."

In all my years here, I _still_ don't understand the meaning, but it amuses me to no end.


It's really very simple: a cat can have kittens in an oven but that don;t make 'em biscuits now do it?
 
2013-05-08 11:20:19 AM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.


I visited Memphis for a few days last year. Great town. Hope she stays East.
 
2013-05-08 11:22:56 AM

gameshowhost: Star? STAR?

/playoffs?!


msti.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-08 11:25:51 AM
Let us not forget that Tennessee gave us that POS Al Gore.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:09 AM
I have a CSB about lovely Clarksville, TN regarding my DUI there but it's too long to post.  It's the first time in years I have set foot in Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/cjhardin/blog

/Yes I had a myspace and my blog sucks.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:30 AM
www.wnd.com
 
2013-05-08 11:28:50 AM
www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com
 
2013-05-08 11:33:06 AM

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


s21.postimg.org
 
2013-05-08 11:34:31 AM
"I support religious freedom!  That is why I fight the Murfreesboro Mosque!"

The fringe right has short-circuited and its brain has fried.
 
2013-05-08 11:35:15 AM

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


I'll spare you the whole story, but my final conversion to a Liberal Lib involved a pro-war rally parade car that had bumperstickers reading
"ABORTION STOPS A BEATING HEART"

directly next to
"NUKE BAGHDAD"
 
2013-05-08 11:36:04 AM

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


Goddamn, that's an unfortunate photo.  That's gotta be what happens when you get run over with an Abrams and live to tell the tale.
 
2013-05-08 11:36:27 AM

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

I visited Memphis for a few days last year. Great town. Hope she stays East.


Memphis is great, it doesn't belong in Tennessee. Of course, it doesn't belong in Mississippi or Arkansas either. Maybe Missouri can annex the city.
 
2013-05-08 11:38:45 AM

Wade_Wilson: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


I'm getting used to The Onion coming true.  A SNL sketch being real?

"Honey, is Saturday Night Live having some kind of prime-time special?

"No, dear, why do you ask?"

"Because I'm watching Victoria Jackson and Al Franken having a political debate, and I'm pretty sure Franken is being the straight man here because Victoria is being completely insane."
 
2013-05-08 11:40:31 AM
Too bad, for a second there i thought Al Franken had died.
 
2013-05-08 11:40:53 AM

ChrisDe: Her recent actions are funnier than anything she ever did on SNL. I'm thinking this is kind of a Joaquin Phoenix type of hoax, and in a few years she'll tell us it was all an act.


In a few years, I expect some medical diagnostician to tell us she had a kidney tumor that metastatized three and a half feet straight up.
 
2013-05-08 11:42:11 AM

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com]


"Holy shiat snacks!"
 
2013-05-08 11:44:28 AM
She is mentally ill and needs help.
However she won't get the help she needs because the NRA just had a convention where all the key speakers were similarly mentally ill and they are praised.
 
2013-05-08 11:44:56 AM
She's short. She won't take up much room.
 
2013-05-08 11:50:28 AM
Let us remember the good times.
2.bp.blogspot.com
ru-crazy.com

publicschoolintelligentsia.com
 
2013-05-08 11:51:57 AM
@Subby, not sure if you're really conservative or just playing one for convo purposes but take heart in knowing that at least Janine Turner was hot back in the day, before she discovered blonde hair dye.

If Dennis Miller got some of his old writers back (I think a few notable ones are very unavailable at the moment though) he'd probably be a lot better too.
 
2013-05-08 11:52:20 AM

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


perhaps she could team up with Basil Marceaux for a presidential run?
 
2013-05-08 11:54:03 AM

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.
 
2013-05-08 11:54:21 AM
So she is just another glass licking, gawd loving idiot?

Gotcha.


Next!
 
2013-05-08 11:55:48 AM

show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)


Trust me, Romney being Mormon was a big problem for people who wanted a "Christian" candidate.

A friend told my mother at church shortly before the election, "I have having to choose between a Muslim and a Mormon."

That's pretty much all you need to know about the American voters who saw the election through the lens of religion.
 
2013-05-08 11:56:39 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


"Freedom."
 
2013-05-08 11:56:50 AM

Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.


Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?
 
2013-05-08 11:59:16 AM

Mega Steve: I'm surprised she hasn't gotten her own radio show by now.


Well, like Rush, she DOES have a face for radio...
 
2013-05-08 12:00:09 PM

FigPucker: Sybarite: [[static01.mediaite.com image 300x196]]

"Holy shiat snacks!"


Holy crap, you're right! She looks just like Pam!
 
2013-05-08 12:02:17 PM
Star is a bit of a stretch; wouldn't you say?
 
2013-05-08 12:03:21 PM
Be happy, Tennessee!  This means you might possibly have Andy Kaufman in your state!
 
2013-05-08 12:03:31 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?


There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!
 
2013-05-08 12:07:43 PM
Her IMDB bio looks like it was written by someone who is borderline illiterate or a troll (maybe both).  "Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club."

Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to age l8. Was a cheerleader, and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman Univ., attended Auburn Univ. one year and ended up in Hollywood, California via summer-stock in Alabama, where she met Johnny Crawford of The Rifleman. Crawford put her in his night club act, and later sent her a one-way ticket to the show-biz capital. Supporting herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society, and waitress at a retirement hotel, she performed stand up comedy for 2 years until _The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson_ (1962) put her act (which consisted of her doing a handstand while reciting poetry) on national TV. Following her 22 appearances with Johnny, she starred in many movies and TV shows, most notably Saturday Night Live. In l99l she re-united with her high school sweetheart, married him, and moved to Florida where he's a police helicopter pilot. As a mother of two, homemaking is her priority now, but she's always available to perform ...if the price is right! She just recorded a children's album called "Ukelele Lady" by Choo Choo Records, available in record stores now. She's compiling an album of her original songs, i.e. "I Am Not A Bimbo", and Where Do You Draw the Line Between Love and Adultery?", to sell on the Internet. Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club.
 
2013-05-08 12:08:12 PM

Albert911emt: jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -

Because freedumb of religion is only valid if it's Christianity we're fighting for.


"Freedom of religion" has become a code phrase for Dominionism, much as "family values" became a code phrase for homophobia, opposition to abortion, and opposition to feminism a decade or two ago.  The Newspeak has become so pervasive that I don't think the religious right would ever see a contradiction between fighting for "freedom of religion" and opposing the practice of any religion other than (their brand of) Christianity.  The most recent one I've noticed (on Fark anyway) is using "partisan" to mean "not Conservative."

This is one thing that Conservatives in the USA are really, really good at and Liberals are really, really bad at: coming up with buzzwords, dogwhistles, and terms of art to shape the way English is commonly used in the USA to guide thought.  It's one lesson from George Orwell that they truly have learned very well.  It's scarily effective.  It's almost cult-like
 
2013-05-08 12:08:28 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.


Just saying, as someone who grew up there, your story makes absolutely no sense at all.  Who accused you of being a drug dealer?  And every male family member of mine wears a baseball cap everywhere they go, and only take it off during the national anthem.  Then insects are bad at dusk, though, so always wear some off.
 
2013-05-08 12:09:15 PM

Sofa King Smart: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

perhaps she could team up with Basil Marceaux.com for a presidential run?


FTFY
 
2013-05-08 12:10:23 PM

payattention: whizbangthedirtfarmer - When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

Well, when you are gawd's gift to the world (which is how most of these people think about themselves) you don't have to be polite. And, when you are surrounded by a world of lefty communists who want to take your guns and make your kids ghey... you stay pissed off.

/lived here for 13 years now
//not fond of it at all
///wish I had the funds to move but thanks to the screwed up economy of this backwater state, I am stuck here


I can't even imagine living there.  I was in the area for two weeks, and was absolutely flabbergasted by the behavior.  Even Vandy students were pricks, though subtly different.  I would save up every penny you have and take a flyer and just move somewhere.  I can usually find nice, honest people in every city I've been in (even Philly and inner-city Baltimore), but, damn, Nashville...
 
2013-05-08 12:10:36 PM
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2013-05-08 12:11:41 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 12:11:58 PM
I've read her autobiography (I've read all of the SNL books) Even with professional editing her crazy just jumps off of the page. She's also an alcoholic (she doesn't admit to it but she can't hide it). The funniest part is that the real derp doesn't even begin until the last chapter or two. Sure there are some dog whistles here and there. (which makes it surprising she chose a state with as high a black population as TN) but when you get to the last chapters she has a list of "10 Reasons Why Obama is a Communist" and it the book just ends in the middle of number 5. It's like the publisher just said "fark it, I'm out."

I guess she moved to TN to be closer to her daughter. I wonder if this means her husband who clearly hates her is coming out of the closet and getting a divorce?

/Best SNL autobiography that you haven't read is by Al Franken's old partner, Tom Davis.
 
2013-05-08 12:12:28 PM
I will just leave this here.............

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 12:18:26 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372

I wrote a uke song called "White Men Are Good" and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make...say, January, White History Month.

I'm just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It's like in order to fix the "discrimination" problem, culture flipped the racism from "against blacks" to "against whites". Why do we have to be "against" anyone? Aren't we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, "...Obama's re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance".

Maybe that's why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. - "the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance." I'm just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our cou ...


Wow.  I had no idea she was a member of the KKK.
 
2013-05-08 12:24:30 PM

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Let's no be called the ruiner of things, mmkay.  Pam is awesome!
 
2013-05-08 12:28:54 PM
Am I the only one that thinks the story is pure satire?
 
2013-05-08 12:32:08 PM

LordBeavis: Her IMDB bio looks like it was written by someone who is borderline illiterate or a troll (maybe both).  "Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club."

Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to age l8. Was a cheerleader, and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman Univ., attended Auburn Univ. one year and ended up in Hollywood, California via summer-stock in Alabama, where she met Johnny Crawford of The Rifleman. Crawford put her in his night club act, and later sent her a one-way ticket to the show-biz capital. Supporting herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society, and waitress at a retirement hotel, she performed stand up comedy for 2 years until _The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson_ (1962) put her act (which consisted of her doing a handstand while reciting poetry) on national TV. Following her 22 appearances with Johnny, she starred in many movies and TV shows, most notably Saturday Night Live. In l99l she re-united with her high school sweetheart, married him, and moved to Florida where he's a police helicopter pilot. As a mother of two, homemaking is her priority now, but she's always available to perform ...if the price is right! She just recorded a children's album called "Ukelele Lady" by Choo Choo Records, available in record stores now. She's compiling an album of her original songs, i.e. "I Am Not A Bimbo", and Where Do You Draw the Line Between Love and Adultery?", to sell on the Internet. Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club.


$10 says Vickie wrote that herself and cut-and-pasted it from a "where are they now " blurb for her 20th high-school reunion
 
2013-05-08 12:35:27 PM
This is really good news. Now I can re-purpose all those VicJac pix from the election last year....

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2013-05-08 12:36:13 PM
Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies, except this time one of them was a cow?
 
2013-05-08 12:36:20 PM
You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.
 
2013-05-08 12:36:56 PM
Is she the crazy anti-vax birther?
 
2013-05-08 12:37:41 PM
Saw a pretty funny comedian a long time back and one of his jokes was "If your car breaks down in Tennessee... you just moved to Tennessee!".
 
2013-05-08 12:39:33 PM

Gunny Walker: You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.


It's easy to keep your money when there's no state income tax and property taxes are ridiculously low.
 
2013-05-08 12:41:39 PM

Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!


No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.
 
2013-05-08 12:43:05 PM
Poor Tennessee*.

Doesn't Jackson  know that Tennessee is the home of Al Gore the Destroyer**, Western Civilization's omnivorous nemesis? I assume that she doesn't know much about geography, as she clearly doesn't know much about geology, biology, chemistry, physics, climatology, etc. (She does, however, know who, who wrote the Book of Conservative and Libertarian Love. It was Dennis Miller, IIRC.)

*But don't you think that maybe, just maybe, you deserve each other a little teensy-weensy bit?

**Al Gore is now so fat that he has his own Silver Surfer to announce his appearances on behalf of the Great Conspiracy to Destroy Civilization as the Word is Understood in the Deep Dim South (GCDCWUDDS)Admittedly the abbreviation is long and not a proper acronym, but you have to remember that you are dealing with Commies and they love unweldy pointless abbreviations for some reason.
 
2013-05-08 12:43:41 PM

BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?

 
2013-05-08 12:49:33 PM
She and Glen Beck look scarily similar
 
2013-05-08 12:51:04 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.


She's an SNL alum who is batshiat crazy these days, and the election of a black president has only worsened her hysteria and paranoia. So the answer to your question appears to be yes.
HTH -
 
2013-05-08 12:54:19 PM

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Probably because they both have an extra copy of chromosome 21.
 
2013-05-08 12:57:19 PM

Dragonflew: BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?


Be realistic, no way to get a cow brain into that tiny, thick skull.
 
2013-05-08 01:02:14 PM

BenJammin: Dragonflew: BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?

Be realistic, no way to get a cow brain into that tiny, thick skull.


I was thinkin' it was the other way around...
 
2013-05-08 01:08:05 PM

bborchar: Gunny Walker: You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.

It's easy to keep your money when there's no state income tax and property taxes are ridiculously low.


Is that where Franklin is? I have a buddy who lives there and all of his neighbors are country musicians. Once I saw an SUV going about 100mph down I-65 and the license plate was "JUDD".
 
2013-05-08 01:08:34 PM
She's in Tennessee? Well, in that case, I challenge her to a game of horseshoes.

A GAME OF HORSESHOES!!
 
2013-05-08 01:10:15 PM
I'm trying to find an article she wrote a couple years ago. She talked about how she was worried that the people living across the street from here were Obama-employed spies, and may have mentioned her TV spying on her.

Anyone have a clue? Or am I just confusing whackjobs?
 
2013-05-08 01:11:36 PM

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Politically, she's become (Chuck Norris X Rush LImbaugh**3 minus Ann Coulter's meanness) divided by zero.

For a moment I couldn't remember her first name so instead I Googled "Jackson dumbass" and she was hit no. 2, between Alfie Jackson (whoever that is) and Jesse Jackson (and that's a matter of opinion and partisanship compared to Victoria Jackson, who is now the Queen of Dumb).

She went from playing dumbass on TV to being its poster girl in real life.

Her ignorance is profound, her derp omnipresent, and her fringe lunatic qualifications impeccable, even by right of right-wing GOP standards. When they say that Victoria Jackson is at the fringe, they don't mean the Fringe Comedy Festival.

Pop quiz:

Is it Onion satire or is it real world Jackson derp?

Victoria Jackson Calls For "White History Month"

Victoria Jackson Loses It On Twitter, Gets Spoofed

SNL "Comedian" Victoria Jackson Compares Sandy Hook Shooting To Abortion!
(That one is from Perez Hilton. It's a Freebie! You're welcome.)

Victoria Jackson Tries to Vote

Let's face it, she's just not too bright, informed, educated, intelligent, or tactful, even by 6 Watt Compact  Fluorescent Light Bulb standards. And those bulbs are full of mercury, which might also be true of Victoria Jackson's bulb, from the look of things.

Looking at the first couple of pages of Google hits for my REAL search string "Victoria Jackson ignorance and political stupidity", with its 458,000 hits, I had an epiphany.

THIS DAMNED TWURPLETTE IS A ONE WOMAN FARK.COM! She generates more good headlines each day than all of US combined. All of us! Even the Fark Independents!

We hate her.

Even Fark Conservatives must be green with envy. Even Fark Conservatives must be sick with panic when they hear her name. Oh, no! It's another one of Victoria's faux pas! What are the Libs laughing at now? Did she claim that fluoridation causes homosexuality? Did she say that Obama is Vladimir Putin's love child? Is she wearing her shoes on the wrong feet despite the big L and R on each shoe?
 
2013-05-08 01:12:07 PM
She's a coont and a half.
 
2013-05-08 01:12:41 PM

MSFT: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.

She's an SNL alum who is batshiat crazy these days, and the election of a black president has only worsened her hysteria and paranoia. So the answer to your question appears to be yes.
HTH -


That's a shame.  I thought the ditzy blond character was just a put on.
 
2013-05-08 01:14:01 PM

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static01.mediaite.com 

Separated at Birth from the HR gal on Archer?

You be the judge!
 
2013-05-08 01:15:49 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.


Leave me out of this slap-fight, pal.

/not your pal, buddy.
 
2013-05-08 01:35:30 PM
Someone told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl...
 
2013-05-08 01:36:04 PM

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


http://academics.smcvt.edu/writingctr/Dashes.htm
 
2013-05-08 01:36:18 PM

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Now that you mention it, I've never seen them in the same room together.
 
2013-05-08 01:37:03 PM

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Buttsecks?
 
2013-05-08 01:38:11 PM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


'Daddy you're crushing my cigarettes'.
 
2013-05-08 01:38:36 PM

schubie: I've read her autobiography (I've read all of the SNL books) Even with professional editing her crazy just jumps off of the page. She's also an alcoholic (she doesn't admit to it but she can't hide it). The funniest part is that the real derp doesn't even begin until the last chapter or two. Sure there are some dog whistles here and there. (which makes it surprising she chose a state with as high a black population as TN) but when you get to the last chapters she has a list of "10 Reasons Why Obama is a Communist" and it the book just ends in the middle of number 5. It's like the publisher just said "fark it, I'm out."

I guess she moved to TN to be closer to her daughter. I wonder if this means her husband who clearly hates her is coming out of the closet and getting a divorce?

/Best SNL autobiography that you haven't read is by Al Franken's old partner, Tom Davis.


I have an autographed copy and have actually read it, so there.
 
2013-05-08 01:39:25 PM
I went to the same school as her in junior high,a few years behind.  Saw her there once.

Not so CSB, ugh
 
2013-05-08 01:42:55 PM

Wade_Wilson: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


You know Franken would win, because doggone it, people like him.
 
2013-05-08 01:46:08 PM

ChrisDe: Her recent actions are funnier than anything she ever did on SNL. I'm thinking this is kind of a Joaquin Phoenix type of hoax, and in a few years she'll tell us it was all an act.


My money is on "was Andy Kaufman all along."
 
2013-05-08 01:51:18 PM
give me doughnuts: trappedspirit: Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.

Leave me out of this slap-fight, pal.

/not your pal, buddy.


Not your buddy, chum.
 
2013-05-08 02:04:31 PM
Actually, I feel kinda bad for my neighbors in Tennessee. Unlike South Carolina, Florida, Texas and North Carolina, they've done a pretty good job lately of keeping their heads down and staying out of the Derpfest Limelight.

(Of course, Ala. and Miss. will always be there ... They sort of invented it, after all.)
 
2013-05-08 02:09:59 PM

Dragonflew: airsupport: Not kind enough to be a Christian.

Now that's hilarious.



The Christians you're thinking of are doing it wrong.

But hey, judge 'em all, and let God sort 'em out, right?
 
2013-05-08 02:23:50 PM
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Maybe she meant to go to Alabama or Mississippi? Although Dayton, Tennessee seems like her kind of town...

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Pam at least...uh...is...er...on  Archer?
 
2013-05-08 02:27:30 PM
She should start a book club.
 
2013-05-08 02:28:52 PM

bborchar: whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

Just saying, as someone who grew up there, your story makes absolutely no sense at all.  Who accused you of being a drug dealer?  And every male family member of mine wears a baseball cap everywhere they go, and only take it off during the national anthem.  Then insects are bad at dusk, though, so always wear some off.


a) a police officer, who was in the gas station at the time.  See, I was white, and was in a "black neighborhood," so he detained me for an hour or so to make sure I wasn't depositing drugs in the bathroom
b) almost every mall I went into had at least three or four men come up to me of various ages, but always white, telling me to take off my hat when I'm indoors
c) yes, the insects are godawful, and I'm not even counting the time I was there during the last cicada storm
 
2013-05-08 02:38:42 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: b) almost every mall I went into had at least three or four men come up to me of various ages, but always white, telling me to take off my hat when I'm indoors


Was it an Obama for President hat? Because if it was an Obama for President hat that would make perfect sense.
 
2013-05-08 02:42:31 PM

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


fark the lulz!  This is Tennessee.  Do you know what "Victoria Jackson (R)" leads to?  "Congresswoman Victoria Jackson (R)".
 
2013-05-08 02:48:58 PM

Boba Chet: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

fark the lulz!  This is Tennessee.  Do you know what "Victoria Jackson (R)" leads to?  "Congresswoman Victoria Jackson (R)".


I know, wouldn't it be great? She could be on the Science and Technology committee with Bachmann and Ted Cruz!
 
2013-05-08 02:50:38 PM

show me: whizbangthedirtfarmer: b) almost every mall I went into had at least three or four men come up to me of various ages, but always white, telling me to take off my hat when I'm indoors

Was it an Obama for President hat? Because if it was an Obama for President hat that would make perfect sense.


No, it was a Seahawks hat.  Maybe that makes sense, but, still, the rudeness of complete strangers to come up and tell you to take off your hat was striking.  It was cast as a "Southern respect" thing.
 
2013-05-08 02:56:50 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372

I wrote a uke song called "White Men Are Good" and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make...say, January, White History Month.

I'm just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It's like in order to fix the "discrimination" problem, culture flipped the racism from "against blacks" to "against whites". Why do we have to be "against" anyone? Aren't we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, "...Obama's re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance".

Maybe that's why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. - "the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance." I'm just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our cou ...


HOLY FARK. That's amazing...
 
2013-05-08 03:01:10 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: No, it was a Seahawks hat.  Maybe that makes sense, but, still, the rudeness of complete strangers to come up and tell you to take off your hat was striking.  It was cast as a "Southern respect" thing.


Well then, it sounds like they were just a bunch of ass-hats.

/Get it? ass-hats? I kill me!
 
2013-05-08 03:04:03 PM
At least you're all related.
 
2013-05-08 03:30:51 PM

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..and let's not forget Vicki's awesome feet
 
2013-05-08 03:37:54 PM

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That photo always kills me. She looks like a Muppet.
 
2013-05-08 03:47:20 PM
Klan sets up a meeting hall in town- its ok to fight it
mosque sets up in town- DONT YOU DARE FIGHT IT, POOR BROWN PEOPLE.

islam has brought nothing to the western world, I wouldn't want a mosque near my home either.
 
2013-05-08 03:57:11 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: "I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque..."

The Parable of the Good Samaritan

And Jesus said to them, "A certain man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among robbers, who both stripped him and beat him, and departed, leaving him half dead. By chance a certain priest was going down that way. When he saw him, he passed by on the other side. In the same way a Levite also, when he came to the place, and saw him, passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he travelled, came where he was. When he saw him, he was moved with compassion, came to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. He set him on his own animal, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him. On the next day, when he departed, he took out two denarii, and gave them to the host, and said to him, 'Take care of him. Whatever you spend beyond that, I will repay you when I return.' Now which of these three do you think seemed to be a neighbor to him who fell among the robbers?"
He said, "He who showed mercy on him."
Then Jesus said to him, "Go and do."

Jackson should hunt down her Sunday School teacher and make him apologize. It would do more to help the cause of peace than practicing the religious bigotry she learned in Sunday School.

/A bit of historical context. Samaritans were hated by the religious sects Jesus was speaking to when he told this parable.


It is also likely that Mohammed was a Samaritan.
 
2013-05-08 04:14:58 PM

atomicmask: Klan sets up a meeting hall in town- its ok to fight it
mosque sets up in town- DONT YOU DARE FIGHT IT, POOR BROWN PEOPLE.

islam has brought nothing to the western world, I wouldn't want a mosque near my home either.


So KKK = Islam?  If so, Christianity = judgemental generalizing douchbags.

Ah, the beauty of mathematics.
 
2013-05-08 04:33:05 PM
Victoria Jackson thread?  Cue humorous OIF threadjack, courtesy of Sgt Otter.

/seriously, those are funny
 
2013-05-08 04:48:23 PM

siskokid888: atomicmask: Klan sets up a meeting hall in town- its ok to fight it
mosque sets up in town- DONT YOU DARE FIGHT IT, POOR BROWN PEOPLE.

islam has brought nothing to the western world, I wouldn't want a mosque near my home either.

So KKK = Islam?  If so, Christianity = judgemental generalizing douchbags.

Ah, the beauty of mathematics.


The Believers are but a single Brotherhood- Quran 49:10

Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.Quran 9:29

So yes, KKK=ISLAM
 
2013-05-08 04:57:55 PM
My GF is in Tennesee right now taking care of her grandma. July cant get here fast enough.
 
2013-05-08 05:02:38 PM
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2013-05-08 05:39:35 PM

show me: Is that where Franklin is? I have a buddy who lives there and all of his neighbors are country musicians. Once I saw an SUV going about 100mph down I-65 and the license plate was "JUDD".

 
Yeah, Franklin is in Williamson County, that's where a lot of the stars are. Brentwood is north of Franklin near the county line. That's where all the offices are. (And a lot more money) Wouldn't be surprised if a few stars lived there as well. I-65 pretty much runs right into Music Row. I think that's why they all settled there.
 
/But that's just like, my opinion, man.
 
2013-05-08 06:06:43 PM

atomicmask: siskokid888: atomicmask: Klan sets up a meeting hall in town- its ok to fight it
mosque sets up in town- DONT YOU DARE FIGHT IT, POOR BROWN PEOPLE.

islam has brought nothing to the western world, I wouldn't want a mosque near my home either.

So KKK = Islam?  If so, Christianity = judgemental generalizing douchbags.

Ah, the beauty of mathematics.

The Believers are but a single Brotherhood- Quran 49:10

Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.Quran 9:29

So yes, KKK=ISLAM


Or in your case whatever church you belong to that teaches this idea = KKK
 
You are what you hate.
 
2013-05-08 06:07:24 PM
If not for Fark, I wouldn't know this woman was still alive. I wouldn't have thought of her at all since 1995 or so. Streisand effect?
 
2013-05-08 06:16:29 PM
I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:32 PM

shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?


From who?
 
2013-05-08 07:42:51 PM
Oh yeah, about the "harmless" Agenda 21, for those of you who think it is a grand idea, you might want to check out the United Nations map and find out if you live in one of the parts of the US to be depopulated (red areas) in the name of biodiversity.  Bummer if you live there.  Agenda 21 consists of 115 different and very specific programs designed to facilitate, or to force, the transition to "Sustainable Development". The objective, clearly enunciated by the leaders of the Earth Summit, is "to bring about a change in the present system of independent nations".  An essential, though unstated part of Agenda 21 is that it posits a massive reduction in human population, without any explanation as to how this would come about.

The map.

The United States is a signatory country to Agenda 21, but because Agenda 21 is not a treaty, the Senate was unable to hold a formal debate or vote on it. Since Agenda 21 is not a treaty, it is not considered to be law under Article VI of the U.S. Constitution.

In the United States, over 528 cities are members of ICLEI, an international sustainability organization that helps to implement the Agenda 21 and Local Agenda 21 concepts across the world. The United States has nearly half of the ICLEI's global membership of 1,200 cities promoting sustainable development at a local level. The United States also has one of the most comprehensively documented Agenda 21 status reports.

The Republican National Committee has adopted a resolution opposing Agenda 21, and the Republican Party platform stated that "We strongly reject the U.N. Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty."
 
2013-05-08 07:50:31 PM

ginkor: The Republican National Committee has adopted a resolution opposing Agenda 21, and the Republican Party platform stated that "We strongly reject the U.N. Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty."


Which tells you all you need to know about the GOP.
 
2013-05-08 08:45:47 PM
www.back2stonewall.com
 
2013-05-08 08:49:41 PM

Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?

 Gay people.
 
2013-05-08 09:06:01 PM

shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.


Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.
 
2013-05-08 09:10:55 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: ginkor: The Republican National Committee has adopted a resolution opposing Agenda 21, and the Republican Party platform stated that "We strongly reject the U.N. Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty."

Which tells you all you need to know about the GOP.


So you are a big supporter of H.W. and W. Bush and Mitt Romney?  They all support Agenda 21.

Do you support Jeb Bush to be the next president?  He supports Agenda 21, too.

But then again, none of them care what you think or your right to say it.  "Individual rights will have to take a back seat to the collective." - Harvey Ruvin, Vice Chairman, ICLEI. The Wildlands Project.
 
2013-05-08 10:09:33 PM

Gunny Walker: show me: Is that where Franklin is? I have a buddy who lives there and all of his neighbors are country musicians. Once I saw an SUV going about 100mph down I-65 and the license plate was "JUDD".
 
Yeah, Franklin is in Williamson County, that's where a lot of the stars are. Brentwood is north of Franklin near the county line. That's where all the offices are. (And a lot more money) Wouldn't be surprised if a few stars lived there as well. I-65 pretty much runs right into Music Row. I think that's why they all settled there.
 
/But that's just like, my opinion, man.


I lived in a Studio Plus extended stay hotel for a year back in '95 in Brentwood, and the small company I was working for was there also. Yep very rich, and I actually had a really good time. Of course, I didn't hang out with many of the locals.
 
2013-05-09 07:31:50 AM
rufus-t-firefly: [Victoria Jackson said] "Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now."

Holy shiat.
 
2013-05-09 08:20:34 AM

Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.


It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.
 
2013-05-09 08:27:26 AM

ginkor: Oh yeah, about the "harmless" Agenda 21, for those of you who think it is a grand idea, you might want to check out the United Nations map and find out if you live in one of the parts of the US to be depopulated (red areas) in the name of biodiversity.  Bummer if you live there.  Agenda 21 consists of 115 different and very specific programs designed to facilitate, or to force, the transition to "Sustainable Development". The objective, clearly enunciated by the leaders of the Earth Summit, is "to bring about a change in the present system of independent nations".  An essential, though unstated part of Agenda 21 is that it posits a massive reduction in human population, without any explanation as to how this would come about.

The map.

The United States is a signatory country to Agenda 21, but because Agenda 21 is not a treaty, the Senate was unable to hold a formal debate or vote on it. Since Agenda 21 is not a treaty, it is not considered to be law under Article VI of the U.S. Constitution.

In the United States, over 528 cities are members of ICLEI, an international sustainability organization that helps to implement the Agenda 21 and Local Agenda 21 concepts across the world. The United States has nearly half of the ICLEI's global membership of 1,200 cities promoting sustainable development at a local level. The United States also has one of the most comprehensively documented Agenda 21 status reports.

The Republican National Committee has adopted a resolution opposing Agenda 21, and the Republican Party platform stated that "We strongly reject the U.N. Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty."


I won't lend a milligram of credence to a website that spells "Agenda" as "Agneda". Some things I've noticed about these TeaBagger conspiracy theory nutballs, they have little to no real education, no spelling skills, no knowledge of basic facts of history and every single one I've met in person is a hard core drunk or a recovering alcoholic.
 
2013-05-09 11:29:54 AM

shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.


your grasp of the details of 'gay marriage' are amazingly sparse.... only the conservitards describe it as 'force churches to perform gay weddings'...  if people want to get married in a church, fine... if they want to get married somewhere else... fine... a church has little to nothing to do with the act and legal definition of 'marriage'... except to religious people who require god in everything they see and do.
you appear to be at the same level as Ms Jackson.
 
2013-05-09 11:33:52 AM
oops, nevermind... I think I misread or replied to the wrong comment.
 
2013-05-09 11:34:29 AM

shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.


Well, let me explain what you may have missed; Freedom of conscience is a basic human right. That means every person has the liberty to choose whatever religious beliefs or cultural traditions (or none) that they want to live by, provided they respect that same liberty in others. It's not complicated.

In my experience, most Islamic Americans have far more respect for that freedom than Victoria Jackson and her ilk. Or you, for that matter... I've never heard of anyone trying to force churches to perform gay weddings, and I suspect you're making it up.
 
2013-05-09 11:36:50 AM

Deathfrogg: gink


Wow, that is one devastating rebuttal.  Let me try one:  "All Democrats are communists."

See, it's easy when you have no facts to support yourself.
 
2013-05-09 11:48:16 AM

Sofa King Smart: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.

your grasp of the details of 'gay marriage' are amazingly sparse.... only the conservitards describe it as 'force churches to perform gay weddings'...  if people want to get married in a church, fine... if they want to get married somewhere else... fine... a church has little to nothing to do with the act and legal definition of 'marriage'... except to religious people who require god in everything they see and do.
you appear to be at the same level as Ms Jackson.


Read my post clown, I'm an Atheist and I don't think that the Government should be involved in marriage at all. Oh and you sound a fat as Ms. Jackson.

/Am I doing it right?
 
2013-05-09 11:50:56 AM

ginkor: Oh yeah, about the "harmless" Agenda 21, for those of you who think it is a grand idea, you might want to check out the United Nations map and find out if you live in one of the parts of the US to be depopulated (red areas) in the name of biodiversity.  Bummer if you live there.  Agenda 21 consists of 115 different and very specific programs designed to facilitate, or to force, the transition to "Sustainable Development". The objective, clearly enunciated by the leaders of the Earth Summit, is "to bring about a change in the present system of independent nations".  An essential, though unstated part of Agenda 21 is that it posits a massive reduction in human population, without any explanation as to how this would come about.

The map.

The United States is a signatory country to Agenda 21, but because Agenda 21 is not a treaty, the Senate was unable to hold a formal debate or vote on it. Since Agenda 21 is not a treaty, it is not considered to be law under Article VI of the U.S. Constitution.

In the United States, over 528 cities are members of ICLEI, an international sustainability organization that helps to implement the Agenda 21 and Local Agenda 21 concepts across the world. The United States has nearly half of the ICLEI's global membership of 1,200 cities promoting sustainable development at a local level. The United States also has one of the most comprehensively documented Agenda 21 status reports.

The Republican National Committee has adopted a resolution opposing Agenda 21, and the Republican Party platform stated that "We strongly reject the U.N. Agenda 21 as erosive of American sovereignty."


Tin foil hats to the right.  Just behind the assault weapons.
 
2013-05-09 11:51:36 AM

Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.

Well, let me explain what you may have missed; Freedom of conscience is a basic human right. That means every person has the liberty to choose whatever religious beliefs or cultural traditions (or none) that they want to live by, provided they respect that same liberty in others. It's not complicated.

In my experience, most Islamic Americans have far more respect for that freedom than Victoria Jackson and her ilk. Or you, for that matter... I've never heard of anyone trying to force churches to perform gay weddings, and I suspect you're making it up.


So you support Islam's stand on homosexuality or your a stupid Fark troll or both.
 
2013-05-09 11:53:16 AM

shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.

Well, let me explain what you may have missed; Freedom of conscience is a basic human right. That means every person has the liberty to choose whatever religious beliefs or cultural traditions (or none) that they want to live by, provided they respect that same liberty in others. It's not complicated.

In my experience, most Islamic Americans have far more respect for that freedom than Victoria Jackson and her ilk. Or you, for that matter... I've never heard of anyone trying to force churches to perform gay weddings, and I suspect you're making it up.

So you support Islam's stand on homosexuality or your a stupid Fark troll or both.


Christ, you're awful at this.
 
2013-05-09 12:32:16 PM

Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: Hickory-smoked: shirtsbyeric: I'm sure this Murfeesboro Mosque allows gay couples to get married there, otherwise there would be outrage, right?

From who?
 Gay people.

Unless the Murfeesboro Islamic community is sponsoring politicians who try to apply their traditions to secular law, I fail to see what you're driving at.

It doesn't surprise me that you fail to see my point. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage. The penalty for the crime of homosexuality is death in Islam. You would think that their would be outrage from the people who want to force churches to perform gay weddings but your staggering inability to comprehend that explains why there is none.

Well, let me explain what you may have missed; Freedom of conscience is a basic human right. That means every person has the liberty to choose whatever religious beliefs or cultural traditions (or none) that they want to live by, provided they respect that same liberty in others. It's not complicated.

In my experience, most Islamic Americans have far more respect for that freedom than Victoria Jackson and her ilk. Or you, for that matter... I've never heard of anyone trying to force churches to perform gay weddings, and I suspect you're making it up.

So you support Islam's stand on homosexuality or your a stupid Fark troll or both.

Christ, you're awful at this.


C'mon man that really hurt.
 
2013-05-09 12:34:59 PM
and the name is Eric, not Christ, whoever that is...
 
2013-05-09 02:42:51 PM
siskokid888:   Tin foil hats to the right.  Just behind the assault weapons.

Wow, yet another "low information" type.  Here's a hint:  if it's published by the United Nations, it is pretty reasonable to assume that it is not a paranoid delusion, unless you think that the UN is imaginary.

When president Obama signed Executive Order 13575,  he committed thousands of federal employees in 25 federal agencies to promote "sustainability" in rural areas, completely bypassing Congressional approval.  "It establishes unchecked federal control into rural America in education, food supply, land use, water use, recreation, property, energy, and the lives of 16% of the U.S. population."

Not so much paranoid delusion, either.  This is real and it exists.  Unless you think it is imaginary, which you might.  Bet you didn't even know that the president could constitutionally do that.  Hint:  he can't.

While some Republicans used to support it, and maybe some still do, most of them, including the leadership of the Republican party, now reject it completely as a "bad thing".  Hopefully, with a Republican congress and president, they will systematically disassemble this foolishness, along with other reactionary throwback economic and social policies that the current band are trying to force through to our national detriment.

Again, not paranoid, but then not the agenda of the self destructive, toxoplasmosis protozoa controlled brains of the current administration, either.
 
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