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2013-05-08 11:54:03 AM

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.
 
2013-05-08 11:54:21 AM
So she is just another glass licking, gawd loving idiot?

Gotcha.


Next!
 
2013-05-08 11:55:48 AM

show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)


Trust me, Romney being Mormon was a big problem for people who wanted a "Christian" candidate.

A friend told my mother at church shortly before the election, "I have having to choose between a Muslim and a Mormon."

That's pretty much all you need to know about the American voters who saw the election through the lens of religion.
 
2013-05-08 11:56:39 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


"Freedom."
 
2013-05-08 11:56:50 AM

Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.


Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?
 
2013-05-08 11:59:16 AM

Mega Steve: I'm surprised she hasn't gotten her own radio show by now.


Well, like Rush, she DOES have a face for radio...
 
2013-05-08 12:00:09 PM

FigPucker: Sybarite: [[static01.mediaite.com image 300x196]]

"Holy shiat snacks!"


Holy crap, you're right! She looks just like Pam!
 
2013-05-08 12:02:17 PM
Star is a bit of a stretch; wouldn't you say?
 
2013-05-08 12:03:21 PM
Be happy, Tennessee!  This means you might possibly have Andy Kaufman in your state!
 
2013-05-08 12:03:31 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?


There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!
 
2013-05-08 12:07:43 PM
Her IMDB bio looks like it was written by someone who is borderline illiterate or a troll (maybe both).  "Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club."

Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to age l8. Was a cheerleader, and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman Univ., attended Auburn Univ. one year and ended up in Hollywood, California via summer-stock in Alabama, where she met Johnny Crawford of The Rifleman. Crawford put her in his night club act, and later sent her a one-way ticket to the show-biz capital. Supporting herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society, and waitress at a retirement hotel, she performed stand up comedy for 2 years until _The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson_ (1962) put her act (which consisted of her doing a handstand while reciting poetry) on national TV. Following her 22 appearances with Johnny, she starred in many movies and TV shows, most notably Saturday Night Live. In l99l she re-united with her high school sweetheart, married him, and moved to Florida where he's a police helicopter pilot. As a mother of two, homemaking is her priority now, but she's always available to perform ...if the price is right! She just recorded a children's album called "Ukelele Lady" by Choo Choo Records, available in record stores now. She's compiling an album of her original songs, i.e. "I Am Not A Bimbo", and Where Do You Draw the Line Between Love and Adultery?", to sell on the Internet. Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club.
 
2013-05-08 12:08:12 PM

Albert911emt: jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -

Because freedumb of religion is only valid if it's Christianity we're fighting for.


"Freedom of religion" has become a code phrase for Dominionism, much as "family values" became a code phrase for homophobia, opposition to abortion, and opposition to feminism a decade or two ago.  The Newspeak has become so pervasive that I don't think the religious right would ever see a contradiction between fighting for "freedom of religion" and opposing the practice of any religion other than (their brand of) Christianity.  The most recent one I've noticed (on Fark anyway) is using "partisan" to mean "not Conservative."

This is one thing that Conservatives in the USA are really, really good at and Liberals are really, really bad at: coming up with buzzwords, dogwhistles, and terms of art to shape the way English is commonly used in the USA to guide thought.  It's one lesson from George Orwell that they truly have learned very well.  It's scarily effective.  It's almost cult-like
 
2013-05-08 12:08:28 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.


Just saying, as someone who grew up there, your story makes absolutely no sense at all.  Who accused you of being a drug dealer?  And every male family member of mine wears a baseball cap everywhere they go, and only take it off during the national anthem.  Then insects are bad at dusk, though, so always wear some off.
 
2013-05-08 12:09:15 PM

Sofa King Smart: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

perhaps she could team up with Basil Marceaux.com for a presidential run?


FTFY
 
2013-05-08 12:10:23 PM

payattention: whizbangthedirtfarmer - When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

Well, when you are gawd's gift to the world (which is how most of these people think about themselves) you don't have to be polite. And, when you are surrounded by a world of lefty communists who want to take your guns and make your kids ghey... you stay pissed off.

/lived here for 13 years now
//not fond of it at all
///wish I had the funds to move but thanks to the screwed up economy of this backwater state, I am stuck here


I can't even imagine living there.  I was in the area for two weeks, and was absolutely flabbergasted by the behavior.  Even Vandy students were pricks, though subtly different.  I would save up every penny you have and take a flyer and just move somewhere.  I can usually find nice, honest people in every city I've been in (even Philly and inner-city Baltimore), but, damn, Nashville...
 
2013-05-08 12:10:36 PM
static01.mediaite.com doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-08 12:11:41 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 12:11:58 PM
I've read her autobiography (I've read all of the SNL books) Even with professional editing her crazy just jumps off of the page. She's also an alcoholic (she doesn't admit to it but she can't hide it). The funniest part is that the real derp doesn't even begin until the last chapter or two. Sure there are some dog whistles here and there. (which makes it surprising she chose a state with as high a black population as TN) but when you get to the last chapters she has a list of "10 Reasons Why Obama is a Communist" and it the book just ends in the middle of number 5. It's like the publisher just said "fark it, I'm out."

I guess she moved to TN to be closer to her daughter. I wonder if this means her husband who clearly hates her is coming out of the closet and getting a divorce?

/Best SNL autobiography that you haven't read is by Al Franken's old partner, Tom Davis.
 
2013-05-08 12:12:28 PM
I will just leave this here.............

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 12:18:26 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372

I wrote a uke song called "White Men Are Good" and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make...say, January, White History Month.

I'm just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It's like in order to fix the "discrimination" problem, culture flipped the racism from "against blacks" to "against whites". Why do we have to be "against" anyone? Aren't we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, "...Obama's re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance".

Maybe that's why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. - "the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance." I'm just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our cou ...


Wow.  I had no idea she was a member of the KKK.
 
2013-05-08 12:24:30 PM

TV's Vinnie: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x196] [doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com image 184x272]


Let's no be called the ruiner of things, mmkay.  Pam is awesome!
 
2013-05-08 12:28:54 PM
Am I the only one that thinks the story is pure satire?
 
2013-05-08 12:32:08 PM

LordBeavis: Her IMDB bio looks like it was written by someone who is borderline illiterate or a troll (maybe both).  "Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club."

Victoria was raised in a Bible-believing, piano-playing, gymnastic home with no TV. Her dad was a gym coach so she competed in gymnastics from age 5 to age l8. Was a cheerleader, and a homecoming queen. Attended Florida Bible College; received gymnastic scholarship to Furman Univ., attended Auburn Univ. one year and ended up in Hollywood, California via summer-stock in Alabama, where she met Johnny Crawford of The Rifleman. Crawford put her in his night club act, and later sent her a one-way ticket to the show-biz capital. Supporting herself as a cigarette girl and as a typist at the American Cancer Society, and waitress at a retirement hotel, she performed stand up comedy for 2 years until _The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson_ (1962) put her act (which consisted of her doing a handstand while reciting poetry) on national TV. Following her 22 appearances with Johnny, she starred in many movies and TV shows, most notably Saturday Night Live. In l99l she re-united with her high school sweetheart, married him, and moved to Florida where he's a police helicopter pilot. As a mother of two, homemaking is her priority now, but she's always available to perform ...if the price is right! She just recorded a children's album called "Ukelele Lady" by Choo Choo Records, available in record stores now. She's compiling an album of her original songs, i.e. "I Am Not A Bimbo", and Where Do You Draw the Line Between Love and Adultery?", to sell on the Internet. Recently she has guest-starred on sitcoms such as The Naked Truth and The 700 Club.


$10 says Vickie wrote that herself and cut-and-pasted it from a "where are they now " blurb for her 20th high-school reunion
 
2013-05-08 12:35:27 PM
This is really good news. Now I can re-purpose all those VicJac pix from the election last year....

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 12:36:13 PM
Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies, except this time one of them was a cow?
 
2013-05-08 12:36:20 PM
You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.
 
2013-05-08 12:36:56 PM
Is she the crazy anti-vax birther?
 
2013-05-08 12:37:41 PM
Saw a pretty funny comedian a long time back and one of his jokes was "If your car breaks down in Tennessee... you just moved to Tennessee!".
 
2013-05-08 12:39:33 PM

Gunny Walker: You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.


It's easy to keep your money when there's no state income tax and property taxes are ridiculously low.
 
2013-05-08 12:41:39 PM

Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!


No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.
 
2013-05-08 12:43:05 PM
Poor Tennessee*.

Doesn't Jackson  know that Tennessee is the home of Al Gore the Destroyer**, Western Civilization's omnivorous nemesis? I assume that she doesn't know much about geography, as she clearly doesn't know much about geology, biology, chemistry, physics, climatology, etc. (She does, however, know who, who wrote the Book of Conservative and Libertarian Love. It was Dennis Miller, IIRC.)

*But don't you think that maybe, just maybe, you deserve each other a little teensy-weensy bit?

**Al Gore is now so fat that he has his own Silver Surfer to announce his appearances on behalf of the Great Conspiracy to Destroy Civilization as the Word is Understood in the Deep Dim South (GCDCWUDDS)Admittedly the abbreviation is long and not a proper acronym, but you have to remember that you are dealing with Commies and they love unweldy pointless abbreviations for some reason.
 
2013-05-08 12:43:41 PM

BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?

 
2013-05-08 12:49:33 PM
She and Glen Beck look scarily similar
 
2013-05-08 12:51:04 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.


She's an SNL alum who is batshiat crazy these days, and the election of a black president has only worsened her hysteria and paranoia. So the answer to your question appears to be yes.
HTH -
 
2013-05-08 12:54:19 PM

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Probably because they both have an extra copy of chromosome 21.
 
2013-05-08 12:57:19 PM

Dragonflew: BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?


Be realistic, no way to get a cow brain into that tiny, thick skull.
 
2013-05-08 01:02:14 PM

BenJammin: Dragonflew: BenJammin: Maybe it's like one of those movies where two people swap bodies brains, except this time one of them was a cow?

Be realistic, no way to get a cow brain into that tiny, thick skull.


I was thinkin' it was the other way around...
 
2013-05-08 01:08:05 PM

bborchar: Gunny Walker: You know she's moving to Williamson County. That's where the money is. (#17) She might move to Wilson with Charlie Daniels, but my money's on Williamson.

It's easy to keep your money when there's no state income tax and property taxes are ridiculously low.


Is that where Franklin is? I have a buddy who lives there and all of his neighbors are country musicians. Once I saw an SUV going about 100mph down I-65 and the license plate was "JUDD".
 
2013-05-08 01:08:34 PM
She's in Tennessee? Well, in that case, I challenge her to a game of horseshoes.

A GAME OF HORSESHOES!!
 
2013-05-08 01:10:15 PM
I'm trying to find an article she wrote a couple years ago. She talked about how she was worried that the people living across the street from here were Obama-employed spies, and may have mentioned her TV spying on her.

Anyone have a clue? Or am I just confusing whackjobs?
 
2013-05-08 01:11:36 PM

trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?


Politically, she's become (Chuck Norris X Rush LImbaugh**3 minus Ann Coulter's meanness) divided by zero.

For a moment I couldn't remember her first name so instead I Googled "Jackson dumbass" and she was hit no. 2, between Alfie Jackson (whoever that is) and Jesse Jackson (and that's a matter of opinion and partisanship compared to Victoria Jackson, who is now the Queen of Dumb).

She went from playing dumbass on TV to being its poster girl in real life.

Her ignorance is profound, her derp omnipresent, and her fringe lunatic qualifications impeccable, even by right of right-wing GOP standards. When they say that Victoria Jackson is at the fringe, they don't mean the Fringe Comedy Festival.

Pop quiz:

Is it Onion satire or is it real world Jackson derp?

Victoria Jackson Calls For "White History Month"

Victoria Jackson Loses It On Twitter, Gets Spoofed

SNL "Comedian" Victoria Jackson Compares Sandy Hook Shooting To Abortion!
(That one is from Perez Hilton. It's a Freebie! You're welcome.)

Victoria Jackson Tries to Vote

Let's face it, she's just not too bright, informed, educated, intelligent, or tactful, even by 6 Watt Compact  Fluorescent Light Bulb standards. And those bulbs are full of mercury, which might also be true of Victoria Jackson's bulb, from the look of things.

Looking at the first couple of pages of Google hits for my REAL search string "Victoria Jackson ignorance and political stupidity", with its 458,000 hits, I had an epiphany.

THIS DAMNED TWURPLETTE IS A ONE WOMAN FARK.COM! She generates more good headlines each day than all of US combined. All of us! Even the Fark Independents!

We hate her.

Even Fark Conservatives must be green with envy. Even Fark Conservatives must be sick with panic when they hear her name. Oh, no! It's another one of Victoria's faux pas! What are the Libs laughing at now? Did she claim that fluoridation causes homosexuality? Did she say that Obama is Vladimir Putin's love child? Is she wearing her shoes on the wrong feet despite the big L and R on each shoe?
 
2013-05-08 01:12:07 PM
She's a coont and a half.
 
2013-05-08 01:12:41 PM

MSFT: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.

She's an SNL alum who is batshiat crazy these days, and the election of a black president has only worsened her hysteria and paranoia. So the answer to your question appears to be yes.
HTH -


That's a shame.  I thought the ditzy blond character was just a put on.
 
2013-05-08 01:14:01 PM

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x196]


static01.mediaite.com 

Separated at Birth from the HR gal on Archer?

You be the judge!
 
2013-05-08 01:15:49 PM

trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Circusdog320: trappedspirit: Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?

Apparently you miss a lot...

Well, bless yer heart.

Sorry, Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  So she is being serious with these messages?

There's this thing called Google...it takes about 2 seconds..Try it!

Have a swell day my friend!

No thanks.  Victoria Jackson is not on my radar.  And if you can't even answer a yes or no question without being a smart ass then this is probably pointless anyways.

Take a flying leap at a rolling doughnut, my friend.


Leave me out of this slap-fight, pal.

/not your pal, buddy.
 
2013-05-08 01:35:30 PM
Someone told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl...
 
2013-05-08 01:36:04 PM

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


http://academics.smcvt.edu/writingctr/Dashes.htm
 
2013-05-08 01:36:18 PM

AspectRatio: She and Glen Beck look scarily similar


Now that you mention it, I've never seen them in the same room together.
 
2013-05-08 01:37:03 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]

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Buttsecks?
 
2013-05-08 01:38:11 PM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


'Daddy you're crushing my cigarettes'.
 
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