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2013-05-08 10:39:04 AM  
Birds of a feather flock together.
 
2013-05-08 10:39:47 AM  

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.
 
2013-05-08 10:40:51 AM  
"Look at me! I'm a psycho right wing coont! No, really, LOOK AT ME!! Do I have to do a handstand to get your attention? Because I'm not too confident about the tensile strength of this desk."
 
2013-05-08 10:41:10 AM  

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x196]


Oh, her.

People are reporting on facebook updates on the supporting actors from "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"?
 
2013-05-08 10:41:19 AM  

liam76: show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)

Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.


Who cares?
 
2013-05-08 10:42:10 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-08 10:42:43 AM  

Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


It's been done before.

archrecord.construction.com
 
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2013-05-08 10:43:25 AM  

Wade_Wilson: If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


The primary debate between her and Bachmann would be something to watch as well.
 
2013-05-08 10:44:48 AM  
As a resident of Florida, I say "Whew! Thank you Tennessee!"
 
2013-05-08 10:47:43 AM  

cygnusx13: liam76: show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)

Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.

Who cares?


The guy who commented on it being "christians vs christian"?

People who are may not believe in religion, but understand that others do and that there are differences?
 
2013-05-08 10:49:08 AM  
Not talented enough to be a star.

Not kind enough to be a Christian.

Yet she labels herself as both.
 
2013-05-08 10:49:23 AM  

bdub77: Wade_Wilson: A debate between her and Franken would be epic.

It's been done before.

[archrecord.construction.com image 650x500]


I like Eastwood, but seriously, the chair won that debate handily.
 
2013-05-08 10:49:57 AM  

Just don't call her racist.

http://wonkette.com/499372/victoria-jackson-just-asking-why-isnt-the re -a-white-history-month-is-not-racist#more-499372

I wrote a uke song called "White Men Are Good" and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History Month? Now, that the white race is becoming a minority in America, perhaps we need to make...say, January, White History Month.

I'm just really tired of the white male, and especially the white conservative, Christian male being attacked in cartoons, movies, TV shows, politics, Affirmative Action, etc. It's like in order to fix the "discrimination" problem, culture flipped the racism from "against blacks" to "against whites". Why do we have to be "against" anyone? Aren't we all equal?

Just for the record, white men invented rockets, space travel, airplanes, the automobile, the English language, the U.S.A., most medical advances, electricity, television, telescope, microscope, Ivy League Universities, the computer, the Internet, and on and on. I think white men should be praised and respected. White Christian Conservative Men especially, should be loved and adored. They were the backbone and originators of the greatest nation on earth. We need more of them now.

In November, 2012 The Blaze reported that Alec Baldwin tweeted, "...Obama's re-election signaled the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance".

Maybe that's why our country is going to pot; our huge deficit, foreign attacks, crashing economy, racial and class warfare, immigration problems, bigger government, disappearing freedom, growing poverty, sky-rocketing unemployment, rancid immorality, more pregnant teens, etc. etc. - "the end of white, middle-aged Christian male dominance." I'm just saying.

Find a white, middle-aged Christian man today and hug him. And then, encourage him and your white Christian sons to stand up, be leaders again, and save our country from the God-hating communists like Alec Baldwin and Obama.



 
2013-05-08 10:50:29 AM  

airsupport: Not kind enough to be a Christian.


Now that's hilarious.
 
2013-05-08 10:56:11 AM  

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


OMFG, is THAT what she looks like now?
 
2013-05-08 10:58:25 AM  
Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.
 
2013-05-08 10:58:39 AM  
I laugh at her now more than I ever did when she was on SNL, so it isn't all bad.
 
2013-05-08 10:59:58 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Too crazy for Florida? Wow.


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//Floridian
 
2013-05-08 11:02:42 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.


No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:15 AM  

jayhawk88: It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.


This. I hear morons like Jackson crow about it without actually having ever read it. Thanks, Glen Beck, you pimple on the ass of America.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:16 AM  

kericr: Sorry Tennessee!



I see what you did there.


/old
 
2013-05-08 11:11:51 AM  
Her recent actions are funnier than anything she ever did on SNL. I'm thinking this is kind of a Joaquin Phoenix type of hoax, and in a few years she'll tell us it was all an act.
 
2013-05-08 11:14:39 AM  
Star? STAR?

/playoffs?!
 
2013-05-08 11:15:38 AM  
Odd isn't it. Considered SNL is well known for scripting their ad-lib scenes and going on more a liberal slant than sitting right in the middle and poking fun at all sides.
 
2013-05-08 11:16:30 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Just don't call her racist


Awww...I bet the brown people are the reason her career went into the toilet, too
 
2013-05-08 11:17:53 AM  
whizbangthedirtfarmer - When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

Well, when you are gawd's gift to the world (which is how most of these people think about themselves) you don't have to be polite. And, when you are surrounded by a world of lefty communists who want to take your guns and make your kids ghey... you stay pissed off.

/lived here for 13 years now
//not fond of it at all
///wish I had the funds to move but thanks to the screwed up economy of this backwater state, I am stuck here
 
2013-05-08 11:18:11 AM  
I had a blast in knoxville one time. Don't stay at the diplomat. I slept on the TV stand. It was the safest place.
 
2013-05-08 11:18:50 AM  

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


I grew up in TN, and while I despise their politics, really, the people who live there don't deserve her.  I can guarantee you while people there are conservative, they aren't batshiat insane.  TN has enough insane politicians.
 
2013-05-08 11:19:26 AM  
Aw, crap.  We Southerners have enough people making fun of us already without this idiot making it worse.
 
2013-05-08 11:19:53 AM  

adder1: Last Man on Earth: trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.

I'll pray for you.

My favorite is still "Bless your cotton socks."

In all my years here, I _still_ don't understand the meaning, but it amuses me to no end.


It's really very simple: a cat can have kittens in an oven but that don;t make 'em biscuits now do it?
 
2013-05-08 11:20:19 AM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.


I visited Memphis for a few days last year. Great town. Hope she stays East.
 
2013-05-08 11:22:56 AM  

gameshowhost: Star? STAR?

/playoffs?!


msti.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-08 11:25:51 AM  
Let us not forget that Tennessee gave us that POS Al Gore.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:09 AM  
I have a CSB about lovely Clarksville, TN regarding my DUI there but it's too long to post.  It's the first time in years I have set foot in Myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/cjhardin/blog

/Yes I had a myspace and my blog sucks.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:30 AM  
www.wnd.com
 
2013-05-08 11:28:50 AM  
www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com
 
2013-05-08 11:33:06 AM  

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


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2013-05-08 11:34:31 AM  
"I support religious freedom!  That is why I fight the Murfreesboro Mosque!"

The fringe right has short-circuited and its brain has fried.
 
2013-05-08 11:35:15 AM  

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


I'll spare you the whole story, but my final conversion to a Liberal Lib involved a pro-war rally parade car that had bumperstickers reading
"ABORTION STOPS A BEATING HEART"

directly next to
"NUKE BAGHDAD"
 
2013-05-08 11:36:04 AM  

MastaBrembo: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 604x404]


Goddamn, that's an unfortunate photo.  That's gotta be what happens when you get run over with an Abrams and live to tell the tale.
 
2013-05-08 11:36:27 AM  

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: whizbangthedirtfarmer: StoPPeRmobile: Weirdest place I have every been is Tennessee.

No shiat.  I spent some time outside of Nashville, and got accused of being a drug dealer for using a gas station restroom, was told to take my hat off everydamnwhere I went, and was peppered with a large variety of humongous insects every time I stepped outside.  When I think about it, I can't think of a single polite person I met on the trip outside of service personnel.  It seemed like every other Nashvillian was pissed off at the world.

I visited Memphis for a few days last year. Great town. Hope she stays East.


Memphis is great, it doesn't belong in Tennessee. Of course, it doesn't belong in Mississippi or Arkansas either. Maybe Missouri can annex the city.
 
2013-05-08 11:38:45 AM  

Wade_Wilson: jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...

If it does, I want her to run in Minnesota, not Tennessee. A debate between her and Franken would be epic.


I'm getting used to The Onion coming true.  A SNL sketch being real?

"Honey, is Saturday Night Live having some kind of prime-time special?

"No, dear, why do you ask?"

"Because I'm watching Victoria Jackson and Al Franken having a political debate, and I'm pretty sure Franken is being the straight man here because Victoria is being completely insane."
 
2013-05-08 11:40:31 AM  
Too bad, for a second there i thought Al Franken had died.
 
2013-05-08 11:40:53 AM  

ChrisDe: Her recent actions are funnier than anything she ever did on SNL. I'm thinking this is kind of a Joaquin Phoenix type of hoax, and in a few years she'll tell us it was all an act.


In a few years, I expect some medical diagnostician to tell us she had a kidney tumor that metastatized three and a half feet straight up.
 
2013-05-08 11:42:11 AM  

Sybarite: [static01.mediaite.com]


"Holy shiat snacks!"
 
2013-05-08 11:44:28 AM  
She is mentally ill and needs help.
However she won't get the help she needs because the NRA just had a convention where all the key speakers were similarly mentally ill and they are praised.
 
2013-05-08 11:44:56 AM  
She's short. She won't take up much room.
 
2013-05-08 11:50:28 AM  
Let us remember the good times.
2.bp.blogspot.com
ru-crazy.com

publicschoolintelligentsia.com
 
2013-05-08 11:51:57 AM  
@Subby, not sure if you're really conservative or just playing one for convo purposes but take heart in knowing that at least Janine Turner was hot back in the day, before she discovered blonde hair dye.

If Dennis Miller got some of his old writers back (I think a few notable ones are very unavailable at the moment though) he'd probably be a lot better too.
 
2013-05-08 11:52:20 AM  

jayhawk88: Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...


perhaps she could team up with Basil Marceaux for a presidential run?
 
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