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2013-05-08 01:06:30 AM
Well, bless her heart.
 
2013-05-08 08:32:56 AM
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2013-05-08 09:35:35 AM
Just when you thought the average IQ in Tennessee couldn't get any lower...
 
2013-05-08 09:41:30 AM
When she got to Tennessee, the sign said "Nashville Left" so she turned around and went home.
 
2013-05-08 09:45:53 AM
This woman lets a cat drive a car.  If that ain't crazy and stupid I don't know what is.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:11 AM
She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.
 
2013-05-08 10:05:45 AM
CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)
 
2013-05-08 10:12:23 AM
She does know Branson's in Missouri, right?

Performers in Nashville and Memphis are generally required to have some kind of actual talent.
 
2013-05-08 10:19:16 AM
How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?
 
2013-05-08 10:20:36 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?
 
2013-05-08 10:21:07 AM
Of course you do.  Did you expect anyone else?
 
2013-05-08 10:21:15 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


"MOSLEEM"
 
2013-05-08 10:21:39 AM
Slow news day in Tennessee?
 
2013-05-08 10:22:28 AM
I hoped this was going to be a Jan Hooks thread.
 
2013-05-08 10:22:34 AM
Even the gene pool seeks its own level, apparently.
 
2013-05-08 10:24:12 AM

teto85: Well, bless her heart.


The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.
 
2013-05-08 10:24:21 AM
She's... she's just a big troll, right?  I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...

Right?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:37 AM

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?


Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:52 AM
I smell reality show!
 
2013-05-08 10:25:38 AM
Tennessean.com will update this story.

Why?
 
2013-05-08 10:26:06 AM
Sorry Tennessee!
 
2013-05-08 10:26:26 AM

RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.


Came to say this.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:28 AM
Did she ever manage to stop crying after the election?
 
2013-05-08 10:26:59 AM

tennessee.hillbilly: /Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


No and stop leaving "Free Car Removal" notes in my mailbox.
 
2013-05-08 10:27:13 AM

trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.


I'll pray for you.
 
2013-05-08 10:27:49 AM

tennessee.hillbilly: RexTalionis: She's not the SNL star that Tennessee wants. She's the SNL star that Tennessee deserves.

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

bdub77: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

How do you NOT say derp in Hillbilly?

Oh, and I suppose all you shoe-wearing uppity folks even have all your teeth...

/Got any scrap metal lying around you'd like me to haul off for ya?


Sorry? All I heard was "herp derp derp herp derp herp herp derp."
 
2013-05-08 10:28:20 AM

trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.


yeah... "God Bless 'em" translates roughly as "Can't shoot 'em".
 
2013-05-08 10:28:20 AM
In more positive former SNL stars news, the new  Lonely Island video is extremely funny and sweet
 
2013-05-08 10:29:19 AM
"I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque and Agenda 21 because I love this land, God's country "

Newsflash, hon. Your God and the God of Islam are rooted in the same antiquated belief system.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:28 AM
She narrowed the choices down to two and Pennsylvania won.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:10 AM
FTA: "When asked for contact information for Jackson or for the person who handles her media inquiries, Bob Grabow said he didn't have that memorized and hung up."

That's a real fine agent you got there, Vickie.
 
2013-05-08 10:30:42 AM
Too crazy for Florida? Wow.
 
2013-05-08 10:31:27 AM
It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.
 
2013-05-08 10:31:32 AM

Last Man on Earth: trotsky: teto85: Well, bless her heart.

The most devastating insult ever from a Southerner. Seriously.

I'll pray for you.


My favorite is still "Bless your cotton socks."

In all my years here, I _still_ don't understand the meaning, but it amuses me to no end.
 
2013-05-08 10:32:20 AM
Her page doesn't specify whether she is living in Murfreesboro.
Jackson hasn't returned a message to her Facebook account.
Tennessean.com will update this story.


i171.photobucket.com

C'mon, Heidi, finish the farking story, man!
 
2013-05-08 10:33:13 AM

jayhawk88: It just cracks me up how Agenda 21 is now basically Darth Vader dressed as a Nazi in the minds of some people.


If there's one thing the Right has proven over the last handful of years, it's that anything can outrage the base if you yell loud enough.
 
2013-05-08 10:33:15 AM
During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -
 
2013-05-08 10:33:21 AM
I thought she believed that America died on election night? By moving around inside the corpse she's at best a scavenger and at worst an overly patient necrophiliac.
 
2013-05-08 10:33:43 AM
Pretty sure she's free to park her trailer just about anywhere.

She'll blend right in there.  Just needs to open a meth lab and squeeze out some dirty, sticky children with permanent kool-aid mustaches on their hairlips, and she'll be fine.
 
2013-05-08 10:34:13 AM

FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?


Git 'er done.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:20 AM

Wade_Wilson: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

Git 'er done.


Niiiiiice...  +1
 
2013-05-08 10:35:56 AM

show me: CSB time: The article mentions that she is in a fight to prevent a mosque from being built in Murfee Merph a suburb of Nashville. That's actually real progress. I did a consulting gig in Nashville for a year back in 1995 and while I was there there was a big fight, using underhanded techniques like zoning, etc., to prevent a farking Mormon Temple from being built! Christians fighting Christians! (Well, I guess REAL Christians don't consider Mormons to be TRUE Christians, but they sure got behind Romney.)


Christianity sees Christ as the son of god.  If you follow him you go to heaven and hang with him.

Mormons see christ as the son of "a" god, and if you follow him you get to go to be god in your own world.
 
2013-05-08 10:35:59 AM

jsteiner78: During the election, there were lots of campaign signs around the burbs of Nashville that said 'Pray for Religious Freedom, Romney 2012" - it had to do with the whole birth control insurance mandate thing -

The BEST place I saw this sign was in a yard, directly next to another sign that said 'Say NO to the Murfreesboro Mosque!'

It really is unbelievable that someone could have both signs in their yard -


Because freedumb of religion is only valid if it's Christianity we're fighting for.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:20 AM

TheRameres: She's... she's just a big troll, right?  I mean, anyone that was in UHF can't be this derpa-derp...

Right?


I dunno, let's ask Michael Richards how his career is doing these days.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:25 AM
I'm surprised she hasn't gotten her own radio show by now. I'm sure her wit and home-spun wisdom would draw quite a following.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:38 AM
"I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque..."


The Parable of the Good Samaritan

And Jesus said to them, "A certain man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among robbers, who both stripped him and beat him, and departed, leaving him half dead. By chance a certain priest was going down that way. When he saw him, he passed by on the other side. In the same way a Levite also, when he came to the place, and saw him, passed by on the other side. But a certain Samaritan, as he travelled, came where he was. When he saw him, he was moved with compassion, came to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. He set him on his own animal, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him. On the next day, when he departed, he took out two denarii, and gave them to the host, and said to him, 'Take care of him. Whatever you spend beyond that, I will repay you when I return.' Now which of these three do you think seemed to be a neighbor to him who fell among the robbers?"
He said, "He who showed mercy on him."
Then Jesus said to him, "Go and do."

Jackson should hunt down her Sunday School teacher and make him apologize. It would do more to help the cause of peace than practicing the religious bigotry she learned in Sunday School.

/A bit of historical context. Samaritans were hated by the religious sects Jesus was speaking to when he told this parable.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:50 AM

AngryPanda: FrancoFile: How do you say "derp" in Hillbilly?

"MOSLEEM"


"Sharia law!"
 
2013-05-08 10:37:30 AM
Did I miss something?  What's so bad about her?
 
2013-05-08 10:38:20 AM
Holy crap! Don't you see where this is leading, people?

Victoria Jackson (R)

Please let it happen.The lulz...
 
2013-05-08 10:38:48 AM
Good.
 
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