hardinparamedic: In all seriousness, this is how the modern rabiesvirus infection kills people. It's not dog or yard animal bites anymore. Its the camper who doesn't realize a bat bit him.
hardinparamedic: Well, to be fair, even if you get to the hospital soon, if you're showing any symptoms there's a good chance you're going to die anyway, even with optimal and experimental care.Even if you survive, there's an overwhelming chance of being turned into a potato.In all seriousness, this is how the modern rabiesvirus infection kills people. It's not dog or yard animal bites anymore. Its the camper who doesn't realize a bat bit him.
Snarfangel: Who on earth would stop in bat country?[mycotopia.net image 650x520]
bluefoxicy: It's not "near uniformly fatal"; the only way to escape rabies damage is by dropping into a coma at the fatal stage.
UNC_Samurai: It wasn't a bat.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]
Darwin's Prophet: Your statement needs to be qualified with "within the Western World.
t3knomanser: I'm waiting to see what Doctor Mellow Ski-Bum has to say about this.
MythDragon: UNC_Samurai: It wasn't a bat.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x680]God I hated those farking things. Powder ganger, Securitrons, Super mutants, even Behemoths weren't much trouble. But you get a cazador swarm on your ass, and you're farked./Found a blind deathclaw. I figured it was all alone and blind, it's time to make it my biatch. So I shot it. That's when I found out that "blind" is Bethesda for "instant horse-dicked sodomy ring of hell"
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