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(Live Science)   Farkers no longer need live in fear because experts reassure that sex superbug is not "worse than AIDS"   (livescience.com) divider line 26
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2013-05-08 12:28:05 AM
Farkers are afraid of the sex, not the superbug, therefore the fear is still a concern for them.
 
2013-05-08 12:35:49 AM
Technically AIDS doesn't kill you.

It just lets everything kill you. It's the Al Capone of disease.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:28 AM
A recent CNBC article with the headline "Sex Superbug Could Be 'Worse Than AIDS'" quoted Alan Christianson, a naturopathic doctor, as saying

Here's your problem. Next time you want information on gonorrhea try talking to a microbiologist, not some twatwaffle who believes that "water has memory".
 
2013-05-08 09:47:09 AM
Since only libruls getting steamy gay sex can get it, you should be safe Bubba, unless your sister gets it at a Tea Party.
 
2013-05-08 09:52:46 AM
Yeah, I don't think most Farkers needed to worry anyway.

/i know I don't
//i haz a sad
 
2013-05-08 09:59:21 AM
Well, that certainly is a relief!  Pretty much everything is not worse than AIDS.
 
2013-05-08 10:14:39 AM

filter: Well, that certainly is a relief!  Pretty much everything is not worse than AIDS.


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Except for Super-AIDs.
 
2013-05-08 10:15:53 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: filter: Well, that certainly is a relief!  Pretty much everything is not worse than AIDS.

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Except for Super-AIDs.


"One teaspoon of super-AIDS in your butt and you're dead in 3 years!"
 
2013-05-08 10:23:45 AM
STDs are about the only things I won't miss about the single life.  Stay safe out there people - never go down on the first night.
 
2013-05-08 10:23:45 AM
Well, that makes it better.
 
2013-05-08 10:33:29 AM

Shaggy_C: STDs are about the only things I won't miss about the single life.  Stay safe out there people - never go down on the first night.


Bullshiat.  Wrap it and tap it.
 
2013-05-08 10:37:11 AM
Ahh, yes, this will really put a dent in the average Farkers voracious sex life.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:28 AM
One thing I'm not worried about is any kind of STD

/been married a loooooooooong time
 
2013-05-08 11:15:18 AM
Farkers don't have to fear they're not having sex. Although, perhaps the Farkettes are...
 
2013-05-08 11:21:26 AM
Farkers need NOT worry about the super bug 'cause they don't got game!
 
2013-05-08 11:25:14 AM
Why not both?
 
2013-05-08 11:31:40 AM
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"Pretty soon, you'll just stick your d**k in and explode."
 
2013-05-08 11:49:55 AM

DrPainMD: [i500.listal.com image 472x354]
"Pretty soon, you'll just stick your d**k in and explode."




Yep, I think of that bit too.

Then I see...
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2013-05-08 11:59:19 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Farkers don't have to fear they're not having sex. Although, perhaps the Farkettes are...


Closing ones eyes and spreading ones legs is not sex, it's just laying there, but hey it pays the bills.


That was funnier in my head, now reading it I can't tell if it's funny, it seems a bit mean or maybe just stupid... aw hell!
 
2013-05-08 12:47:39 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Farkers don't have to fear they're not having sex. Although, perhaps the Farkettes are...


We're not. :(
 
2013-05-08 12:52:04 PM
AIDs ism't even particularly contagious among STDs.  Hepatitis C however, is some scary shiat.

And then there is the number of people worldwide with Hep B.  (over 2 billion)
 
2013-05-08 01:25:51 PM
not too hip on treatment of either, but I'm inclined to consider that pissing fire for the rest of your life might be worse.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:09 PM

daisygrrl: Because People in power are Stupid: Farkers don't have to fear they're not having sex. Although, perhaps the Farkettes are...

We're not. :(


"Location: Canada"
Well there's your first problem.
 
2013-05-08 04:42:53 PM
Are they really sure, like HIV positive?
 
2013-05-08 09:03:29 PM
Gonorrhea usually clears up on its own. What do you think happened before antibiotics?
 
2013-05-08 10:34:05 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: daisygrrl: Because People in power are Stupid: Farkers don't have to fear they're not having sex. Although, perhaps the Farkettes are...

We're not. :(

"Location: Canada"
Well there's your first problem.


Ooh, Canada? I'll help.
 
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