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2013-05-08 03:25:37 PM

Sofa King Smart: Sixyp: Just spread the word on how medicinal their tails and skulls are then make it illegal to hunt them, seems to work in other countries!

I'm going to register a chinese language website and write up an article about how the spleen of the nutria is the most potent enhancer of manhood ever found... then I'm going to start up a nutria farm/processing center and an export business...  gold, Jerry... gold!  it can't miss!



Yeah, but you have to come up with some reason why it's only the spleen of Nutria in NORTH America. If not, with the human race's track record we'll extinct the ones in their natural habitat in South America, and leave the invasive population in North America untouched.
 
2013-05-08 03:55:08 PM

mongbiohazard: Sofa King Smart: Sixyp: Just spread the word on how medicinal their tails and skulls are then make it illegal to hunt them, seems to work in other countries!

I'm going to register a chinese language website and write up an article about how the spleen of the nutria is the most potent enhancer of manhood ever found... then I'm going to start up a nutria farm/processing center and an export business...  gold, Jerry... gold!  it can't miss!


Yeah, but you have to come up with some reason why it's only the spleen of Nutria in NORTH America. If not, with the human race's track record we'll extinct the ones in their natural habitat in South America, and leave the invasive population in North America untouched.


gah! good point...

ok... let's just lure all the nutria in Louisiana to Lake Peigneur.... then we'll drill a small hole into a salt mine... and just let nature take its course...
 
2013-05-08 03:57:57 PM
Food of the Gods.
 
2013-05-08 04:27:34 PM

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: Food of the Gods.


Nurgle approves.
 
2013-05-08 04:50:12 PM
"Them's Good Eatin'"?
 
2013-05-08 05:41:18 PM
No?
 
 
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
 
2013-05-08 05:59:06 PM
Does anyone remember that episode of "Insomniac with Dave Attel" when he went nutria rat hunting with Sherrif Harry Lee? Man, that was a killer episode.
 
2013-05-08 06:39:22 PM

Sofa King Smart: mongbiohazard: Sofa King Smart: Sixyp: Just spread the word on how medicinal their tails and skulls are then make it illegal to hunt them, seems to work in other countries!

I'm going to register a chinese language website and write up an article about how the spleen of the nutria is the most potent enhancer of manhood ever found... then I'm going to start up a nutria farm/processing center and an export business...  gold, Jerry... gold!  it can't miss!


Yeah, but you have to come up with some reason why it's only the spleen of Nutria in NORTH America. If not, with the human race's track record we'll extinct the ones in their natural habitat in South America, and leave the invasive population in North America untouched.

gah! good point...

ok... let's just lure all the nutria in Louisiana to Lake Peigneur.... then we'll drill a small hole into a salt mine... and just let nature take its course...


Just say because of the unique chemistry of food in the bayou that the nutria in North America eat that their livers cure impotence, baldness, and assist in brain development of children making them perform better in school - while the South American nutria actually have the opposite effect. Translate to mandarin and upload to Weibo. Bam. They're extinct within a few years, and a bunch of folks will make big money trading in Nutria livers to China.
 
2013-05-08 08:35:24 PM
It's not the nutria causing the erosion; it's the levees.
Without annual flooding, the Mississippi river silt goes into the gulf; not into the delta.

BTW, Nutria are good; they taste like rabbit.

/born in the Chuck; raised in BR
 
2013-05-09 12:38:44 AM
Can't believe I'm the first one to mention this title: Nutriation (silent "a").
 
2013-05-09 04:33:13 AM
Louisiana's nutria aren't too far from Florida's pythons.
 
2013-05-09 08:23:33 PM
Doh!.... I had "Giant Rats" . I missed the "swamp" part.
 
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