TsarTom: I don't believe I've ever furiously masturbated.Angrily, HELLS YEAH! But who hasn't?
Day_Old_Dutchie: A statement from Acres' wife said he had a problem with a sore genital area for some time but had not been to a doctor about it.Better Send For Doctor Clap
JasonOfOrillia: shocked pupilsAnd lenses, retinas, aqueous humour.
drumfreek: What's his Fark handle?
eyemarten: Stan Smith?
fang06554: [images.tvrage.com image 312x232] Really? I'm the first? /hot
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