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(Abc.net.au)   Don't tell my husband - "Oral sex new risk factor in oesophageal cancer"   (abc.net.au) divider line 19
    More: Sad, oesophageal cancer, liver cancer, acid reflux, Human sexual activity, University of NSW, hepatitis B, blood sera  
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2013-05-08 01:53:43 AM
4 votes:

ladyfortuna: Damn their scary alien living/not living existences anyway...


My wife is a scientist and she got this picture on one of her scientist facebook groups yesterday...

3.bp.blogspot.com

I asked her if viruses really have legs like that and if they like walk around and stuff. She said viruses aren't actually alive.

Then I asked how can you kill something that's not alive? She made that creepy overly attached girlfriend face and said "you can't. Muwahhahahaha!"

/I'm just now recovering from the trauma
//Yeah, I'm stupid and sensitive and she's a genius super scientist so what?
2013-05-08 03:11:00 AM
2 votes:

blahpers: Dee Snarl: Rustico: I contracted Squamous Cell Carcinoma of the Head and Neck this way. Stage IV. It starts in either the tonsils or the base of the tongue. (Base of tongue for me). It spreads to the lymph nodes very quickly, and it is a very aggressive cancer. It responds to chemo and radiation. I did 6 weeks of each. Then a few months later I had a neck dissection. Fortunately, that was only on one side (all the lymph nodes, salivary glands and the exterior jugular removed).

Get your daughters and sons vaccinated according to the schedule for HPV vaccination (12 or 13, years old, I think).

Dude. That sucks. You got that from cunnilingus?? You're sure??

From HPV. This was just the transmission method. He could have just as easily had half his crotch removed instead.

Still, horrible thing to happen. Like the man says, vaccinate.


Dude, If I ever get prick cancer Im not getting my junk removed, Im gonna die of a cocaine and viagra overdose with 2 or more whores
2013-05-08 02:39:44 AM
2 votes:

Rustico: I contracted Squamous Cell Carcinoma of the Head and Neck this way. Stage IV. It starts in either the tonsils or the base of the tongue. (Base of tongue for me). It spreads to the lymph nodes very quickly, and it is a very aggressive cancer. It responds to chemo and radiation. I did 6 weeks of each. Then a few months later I had a neck dissection. Fortunately, that was only on one side (all the lymph nodes, salivary glands and the exterior jugular removed).

Get your daughters and sons vaccinated according to the schedule for HPV vaccination (12 or 13, years old, I think).


You should do one of those commercials where the lady with the artificial larynx chastises you not to smoke, only you'll say not to eat pussy.
2013-05-07 09:56:31 PM
2 votes:
This isn't the first time this year I've read a story like this one.

If I don't know anyone that has contracted cancer in this manner, I'm not going to even begin questioning eating at the Y.

/mmmm good
//real good
2013-05-08 08:24:09 AM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: I assume phone sex is still safe.


Depends on where you're putting it.
2013-05-08 08:13:12 AM
1 votes:
The first sperm says to the second sperm, "When do we meet up with the egg?" The second sperm says, "It's going to be awhile, we're still in the esophagus."
2013-05-08 07:58:48 AM
1 votes:

Public Savant: So, any research on annilingus, yet?


Just the one linking it to halitosis.
2013-05-08 06:19:47 AM
1 votes:

slayer199: DAMN YOU MODMINS FOR GREENLIGHTING THIS!

I turn my girlfriend on to Fark and this is my reward!  DAMN YOU!


This is why I had to change my name a few years ago. My then-GF kept reading my posts and didn't seem to 'get' Fark's unique (and very dark) sense of humor. So every other day I'd be asked something like, "So, you think being raped by a golden retriever is funny?" And I'm all, "Well, kinda, yeah." Then I'd have to explain that it's just the internet and that in real life I actually have manners and restraint.

"I'm not sure I like you hanging out at that site. Those people are awful."

Then she told her dad something like, "You should read his comments about politics. He makes some good observations" This was followed by being accused of being a communist. The moral of the story is to never share your Fark login with anyone.

/previous user name wasn't as sophomoric as this one, which began as a joke but I'm now too invested in it to change to something that doesn't sound as if I'm 12 years old.
2013-05-08 03:07:35 AM
1 votes:
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2013-05-08 02:16:12 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: /Also doubles the odds that your submission will go green



Soaking Drew's cork at $5 a month will make you a "winner" with minimal risk of cancer.

"The only winning move is not to play"

Oh noes...it went greeeeen!!1!  Now real people will be free to comment.

OHMYGERD!
2013-05-08 01:56:57 AM
1 votes:
If you actually read TFA, it plainly states that cause androids effect between eating puss and the cancer has not been established and that there is in fact a stronger link between acid reflux and esophegal cancer than oral sex. Either way I eat it hard, and will continue to do so, because death by sex is not a bad way to go at all.
2013-05-08 01:43:43 AM
1 votes:
www.abc.net.au
What oral sex may look like
2013-05-08 01:27:39 AM
1 votes:
good thing the current farkbuddy doesn't read much.  More concerned with farking than anything else.  She's a monster in bed.  Anything and everything.  Why don't I marry her, you ask?  That's all we have.  The sex.  post-coitus, she tends to fall asleep.  She gives me blank stares when I ask about her work(retail), and more when I talk about classes(engineering).  I can see her brain glazing over when I start in on some of the more interesting subjects.  Conversation isn't the strong point; usually it is something along the lines of, "come fark me, now."  And I do.

/she'd be first with this form of cancer, should oral be the main factor
//she'd also decline to care about it, as she wants one thing only in life, the next big O
///they are real, by the way, which is probably why I'm still "with" her
2013-05-08 01:16:41 AM
1 votes:
I assume phone sex is still safe.
2013-05-08 01:08:23 AM
1 votes:
I'm going down, cancer or not.
2013-05-08 12:58:24 AM
1 votes:
"......anything for love, but I won't do THAT (anymore)."
2013-05-08 12:36:38 AM
1 votes:
DAMN YOU MODMINS FOR GREENLIGHTING THIS!

I turn my girlfriend on to Fark and this is my reward!  DAMN YOU!
2013-05-08 12:13:33 AM
1 votes:
Oesophageal?

This is NOT Brittain, submitter. This is AMERICA. We don't add extraneous vowels. We don't talk like nancy boys here. We don't suck the Queen's member. We don't enjoy WARM tea (which should be a crime punishable by summary execution) and scones.
2013-05-07 11:52:26 PM
1 votes:
In related news, research indicates that buying a Total Fark subscription reduces your risk for all cancers, heart disease and obesity, and makes you more sexually attractive.


/Also doubles the odds that your submission will go green
 
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