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(Abc.net.au)   Don't tell my husband - "Oral sex new risk factor in oesophageal cancer"   (abc.net.au) divider line 14
    More: Sad, oesophageal cancer, liver cancer, acid reflux, Human sexual activity, University of NSW, hepatitis B, blood sera  
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2013-05-08 01:30:13 AM
2 votes:
I have this sneaking suspicion that they're going to find out that the majority of cancers are caused by viruses or exposure to viruses.

Damn their scary alien living/not living existences anyway...
2013-05-08 01:27:17 AM
2 votes:
Eventually they're going to link everything to HPV because something like 85% of the population has it.
2013-05-07 11:03:24 PM
2 votes:
This is more of a "DONT SCREW AROUND WITH STRANGERS!" than a "Don't handle her business the way it needs to be handled" type thing.
2013-05-07 10:52:20 PM
2 votes:
I contracted Squamous Cell Carcinoma of the Head and Neck this way. Stage IV. It starts in either the tonsils or the base of the tongue. (Base of tongue for me). It spreads to the lymph nodes very quickly, and it is a very aggressive cancer. It responds to chemo and radiation. I did 6 weeks of each. Then a few months later I had a neck dissection. Fortunately, that was only on one side (all the lymph nodes, salivary glands and the exterior jugular removed).

Get your daughters and sons vaccinated according to the schedule for HPV vaccination (12 or 13, years old, I think).
2013-05-07 09:56:31 PM
2 votes:
This isn't the first time this year I've read a story like this one.

If I don't know anyone that has contracted cancer in this manner, I'm not going to even begin questioning eating at the Y.

/mmmm good
//real good
2013-05-08 02:00:27 AM
1 votes:

slayer199: I've been telling my girlfriend that my semen is a CURE for cancer.  I'm immediately disputing this article...and it should NEVER go green.


Proving you didn't read it.
2013-05-08 01:56:57 AM
1 votes:
If you actually read TFA, it plainly states that cause androids effect between eating puss and the cancer has not been established and that there is in fact a stronger link between acid reflux and esophegal cancer than oral sex. Either way I eat it hard, and will continue to do so, because death by sex is not a bad way to go at all.
2013-05-08 01:53:43 AM
1 votes:

ladyfortuna: Damn their scary alien living/not living existences anyway...


My wife is a scientist and she got this picture on one of her scientist facebook groups yesterday...

3.bp.blogspot.com

I asked her if viruses really have legs like that and if they like walk around and stuff. She said viruses aren't actually alive.

Then I asked how can you kill something that's not alive? She made that creepy overly attached girlfriend face and said "you can't. Muwahhahahaha!"

/I'm just now recovering from the trauma
//Yeah, I'm stupid and sensitive and she's a genius super scientist so what?
2013-05-08 01:18:48 AM
1 votes:

slayer199: DAMN YOU MODMINS FOR GREENLIGHTING THIS!

I turn my girlfriend on to Fark and this is my reward!  DAMN YOU!


If your dick is cut then it's no excuse for her not to go down.
2013-05-08 01:12:16 AM
1 votes:

big_pth: This is more of a "DONT SCREW AROUND WITH STRANGERS!" than a "Don't handle her business the way it needs to be handled" type thing.


Nah. Don't eat pussy story. Women don't have orgasms in any case, and only pussies eat pussy, so this is basically a disease for gay people like AIDS.
2013-05-08 12:36:38 AM
1 votes:
DAMN YOU MODMINS FOR GREENLIGHTING THIS!

I turn my girlfriend on to Fark and this is my reward!  DAMN YOU!
2013-05-08 12:13:33 AM
1 votes:
Oesophageal?

This is NOT Brittain, submitter. This is AMERICA. We don't add extraneous vowels. We don't talk like nancy boys here. We don't suck the Queen's member. We don't enjoy WARM tea (which should be a crime punishable by summary execution) and scones.
2013-05-07 11:52:26 PM
1 votes:
In related news, research indicates that buying a Total Fark subscription reduces your risk for all cancers, heart disease and obesity, and makes you more sexually attractive.


/Also doubles the odds that your submission will go green
2013-05-07 11:22:25 PM
1 votes:
I've been telling my girlfriend that my semen is a CURE for cancer.  I'm immediately disputing this article...and it should NEVER go green.
 
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