slayer199: I've been telling my girlfriend that my semen is a CURE for cancer. I'm immediately disputing this article...and it should NEVER go green.
ladyfortuna: Damn their scary alien living/not living existences anyway...
slayer199: DAMN YOU MODMINS FOR GREENLIGHTING THIS!I turn my girlfriend on to Fark and this is my reward! DAMN YOU!
big_pth: This is more of a "DONT SCREW AROUND WITH STRANGERS!" than a "Don't handle her business the way it needs to be handled" type thing.
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