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(Daily Mail)   Never inject cooking oil into your face   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2013-05-07 08:51:51 PM  
or put salt in your eyes
 
2013-05-07 09:10:45 PM  
or put beer in your drink
 
2013-05-07 09:22:27 PM  
Now you tell me :(
 
2013-05-07 10:40:49 PM  
This last picture, it makes you wonder if the oil was hot.

DO.NOT.WANT

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2013-05-07 11:58:52 PM  
Oh, it can't be that ba... *hork*
 
2013-05-08 12:23:02 AM  
Is it safe?
 
2013-05-08 02:43:32 AM  
But, it's still OK for that lady with the huge Adam's apple down the block to inject my butt with fix-a-flat?  Isn't it?  We have another appointment in two hours.
 
2013-05-08 03:11:20 AM  
The before picture wasn't all that great either.
 
2013-05-08 03:16:42 AM  
ಠ_ಠ
 
2013-05-08 03:16:43 AM  
Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?
 
2013-05-08 03:17:07 AM  
I'm not really sure what the thought process is under any circumstance that would make someone think this would be a good idea. Even a profoundly lost schizophrenic would be like, "Wait this cooking oil in face thing doesn't seem like a good idea."
 
2013-05-08 03:19:27 AM  
I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.
 
2013-05-08 03:20:22 AM  
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
 
2013-05-08 03:20:57 AM  
Moisturize me!
 
2013-05-08 03:24:51 AM  
The horror that woman lives each day must be dreadful. I sic nearly feel for her. It's a shame her family or friends hadn't noticed that she was gripped in the throws of an extremely unhealthy addiction...now her life as she had hoped it would be is gone...tragic...just tragic.
 
2013-05-08 03:26:12 AM  
Did someone open the Arc of the Covenent in here?
 
2013-05-08 03:26:43 AM  
Was it here or somewhere else that I saw this huge panel of freakishly look-alike young korean women?  I recall also reading in comments that south korea seems to have a plastic surgery fixation.
 
2013-05-08 03:26:49 AM  

xelnia: ಠ_ಠ


I think this is my favorite emoticon or emoji or whatever face
 
2013-05-08 03:26:50 AM  
You see the first picture in the article and think she must be an obese woman, weighing over 400 pounds.  Watch the video, and you realize "HOLY FARK" she's maybe 100 pounds.  Her head is completely out of proportion with the rest of her body.
 
2013-05-08 03:27:45 AM  

Foxxinnia: I'm not really sure what the thought process is under any circumstance that would make someone think this would be a good idea. Even a profoundly lost schizophrenic would be like, "Wait this cooking oil in face thing doesn't seem like a good idea."


Body dysmorphic disorder is a sad sad thing...
 
2013-05-08 03:27:58 AM  
God, her anus must be absolutely wrecked.
 
2013-05-08 03:29:02 AM  
Reading that I thought that has to be the most horrible thing someone can do to them self.

.

fusillade762: I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.


And then I read this.  W. T. fark
 
2013-05-08 03:29:33 AM  
Hate to say this but she's probably way more screwed up on the inside.
 
2013-05-08 03:29:54 AM  
Why the wide face?
 
2013-05-08 03:30:42 AM  

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?


I prefer black caulk.
 
2013-05-08 03:34:40 AM  
Didn't I laugh at this on 4chan years ago?
 
2013-05-08 03:34:58 AM  
About as dumb as bagel heads.
 
2013-05-08 03:35:10 AM  

remus: But, it's still OK for that lady with the huge Adam's apple down the block to inject my butt with fix-a-flat?  Isn't it?  We have another appointment in two hours.


My friend and I have a theory that The Doors is the soundtrack of choice for butt-huffers. Any truth to that?

Riders on the storm
PSSSSSSSHT
Rider on the storm
PSST PSSSSSHHHHT
Into this house we're born
PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHT
 
2013-05-08 03:35:28 AM  

LDM90: I prefer black caulk.


Cedar colored is the best.
 
2013-05-08 03:39:16 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Hellllllooooo sexy...
 
2013-05-08 03:41:32 AM  
Ludacris Rollout started playing in my head when I watched the video
 
2013-05-08 03:41:34 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

She was only trying to be a better 'mommy' to her puppy.
 
2013-05-08 03:45:43 AM  
Her face has a certain....

*puts on shades*

....Wessonality

YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 03:52:28 AM  
Finally a girl for the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
 
2013-05-08 03:58:01 AM  

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?


What color of caulk do you like?
 
2013-05-08 03:58:48 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.


You dick.
 
2013-05-08 04:01:41 AM  
This is about 3 years old now or older
/First seen it here
//Must be getting old
 
2013-05-08 04:03:40 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-08 04:05:24 AM  
 
2013-05-08 04:19:17 AM  

that one guy with the face: Reading that I thought that has to be the most horrible thing someone can do to them self.

.fusillade762: I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.

And then I read this.  W. T. fark


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

www.manolith.com
 
2013-05-08 04:24:42 AM  
FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.
 
2013-05-08 04:25:40 AM  
That's nothin', I see worse on the subway every day.
 
2013-05-08 04:25:55 AM  

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.

You dick.


That's a fair cop.
 
2013-05-08 04:28:47 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.


I'll take the before over the after, any day ...
 
2013-05-08 04:40:47 AM  
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Poor woman. The plastic surgery trend in South Korea is farked up.
 
2013-05-08 04:46:58 AM  
It's sad that the reason she was doing it was to have a pretty face...
 
2013-05-08 04:54:18 AM  

redsquid: FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.


What's even worse, the S. Koreans have a folk legend centered around fans killing you if left on overnight, or something to that effect.  So it's a double layered insult.
 
2013-05-08 04:59:20 AM  
Is this Five Years Ago week?
 
2013-05-08 05:00:43 AM  
GOOD GOD
i.dailymail.co.uk

That woman is hideous...but whats Slash doing in the photos too?
 
2013-05-08 05:04:16 AM  

Taima: redsquid: FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.

What's even worse, the S. Koreans have a folk legend centered around fans killing you if left on overnight, or something to that effect.  So it's a double layered insult.


Maybe they just meant she likes to stand.
 
2013-05-08 05:16:08 AM  
This is extremely bad, yeah. But, I'm not exactly surprised by her addiction. Plastic surgery is quite par for the course among some of the Korean female populace.
 
2013-05-08 05:19:32 AM  
Seems like a candidate for FARK's daily 'smoking hot' hoax.
 
2013-05-08 05:25:04 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Her face has a certain....

*puts on shades*

....Wessonality

YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!


too early but +1 anywhoo
 
2013-05-08 05:36:35 AM  

some_beer_drinker: or put salt in your eyes


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2013-05-08 05:47:54 AM  
isn't that aged 28 picture some chinese actress?  just saw her on some netflix movie...she played a ghost who falls in love with some exorcist or something.

FAKE NEWS STORY
 
2013-05-08 05:54:37 AM  

moel: GOOD GOD
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That woman is hideous...but whats Slash doing in the photos too?


Looks more like Diego Maradona

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Skr
2013-05-08 06:01:43 AM  
Damn what a horrible side effect. She'd go great in the live action Garbage Pail Kids show.

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2013-05-08 06:02:33 AM  

that one guy with the face: Reading that I thought that has to be the most horrible thing someone can do to them self.
...
And then I read this.  W. T. fark


I envy your naivety. Just... please stay away from certain parts of the internet, especially if you EVER hear anyone mention "body mod".
Jesus Christ are there some farked up people out there.
 
2013-05-08 06:10:03 AM  
I don't know how she can face herself.
 
2013-05-08 06:23:41 AM  
lol, the very rare Fan Death reference. I am so amused.
 
2013-05-08 06:38:44 AM  
...unless you plan to sautee mushrooms on your cheeks?
 
2013-05-08 07:14:11 AM  
Dear god. In that last picture she looks like a real life Shaye Saint John. Unbelievably terrifying.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:25 AM  
Meh, I have woke up in bed next to worse than her.  She's a 4.
/just kidding, really!
 
2013-05-08 07:31:08 AM  
Why would you do this to yourself?  Everybody is young and good-looking when they are that age, but then EVERYbody gets old.  You had your time, just give it up and age gracefully.

You can do whatever you want to your face but the rest of your body will give you up, and yep - everybody can tell.
 
2013-05-08 07:37:14 AM  

berylman: Meh, I have woke up in bed next to worse than her.  She's a 4.
/just kidding, really!



25.media.tumblr.com
"Turn 'em upside down, and they all look the same."
 
2013-05-08 07:53:07 AM  

Skr: Damn what a horrible side effect. She'd go great in the live action Garbage Pail Kids show.

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And Diego Maradona is already one of the stars by the look of it.
 
2013-05-08 08:30:10 AM  

Taima: redsquid: FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.

What's even worse, the S. Koreans have a folk legend centered around fans killing you if left on overnight, or something to that effect.  So it's a double layered insult.


Ha! I just heard about that for the first time yesterday. I thought my buddy was farking with me until you just mentioned it and I finally remembered to google it. That is wild stuff they've got going on over there.
/now I need to form a band called "South Korean Fan Death".
 
2013-05-08 08:46:52 AM  
came for Kids in the Hall references

leaving satisfied

/30 Helens agree: KITH was a great show.
 
2013-05-08 08:51:48 AM  
So when you meeet a person with very noticible body mods, are you supposed to notice them, or just treat them as you would anyone else?

On the one hand, they have obviously done this for attention.

On the other hand, they don't necessarily want to be treated as a freak.

What's a mother to do?
 
2013-05-08 09:05:16 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Why would you do this to yourself?  Everybody is young and good-looking when they are that age, but then EVERYbody gets old.  You had your time, just give it up and age gracefully.

You can do whatever you want to your face but the rest of your body will give you up, and yep - everybody can tell.


Because she is mentally ill. The plastic surgeons saw that she was turning into a cartoon character and told her to go be crazy somewhere else, and this very predictable thing happened next.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:47 AM  
almostnerdy.com
Her big brother agrees
 
2013-05-08 10:33:36 AM  

Swordfighting_monk: [almostnerdy.com image 400x300]
Her big brother agrees


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2013-05-08 12:40:41 PM  
img.fark.net
"OH MY GOD! What's wrong with your face?"
 
2013-05-08 12:57:37 PM  
I believe this sums it up:

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2013-05-08 01:23:47 PM  

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?


Only if you don't inject your lips right after.

/Never go ATM
//Not even once!
 
2013-05-08 07:31:52 PM  
I really expected this to be a "meh, could be worse" story but damn, that is horrible.
 
2013-05-08 11:10:17 PM  
Recent photo
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