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2013-05-07 08:51:51 PM
or put salt in your eyes
 
2013-05-07 09:10:45 PM
or put beer in your drink
 
2013-05-07 09:22:27 PM
Now you tell me :(
 
2013-05-07 10:40:49 PM
This last picture, it makes you wonder if the oil was hot.

DO.NOT.WANT

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2013-05-07 11:58:52 PM
Oh, it can't be that ba... *hork*
 
2013-05-08 12:23:02 AM
Is it safe?
 
2013-05-08 02:43:32 AM
But, it's still OK for that lady with the huge Adam's apple down the block to inject my butt with fix-a-flat?  Isn't it?  We have another appointment in two hours.
 
2013-05-08 03:11:20 AM
The before picture wasn't all that great either.
 
2013-05-08 03:16:42 AM
ಠ_ಠ
 
2013-05-08 03:16:43 AM
Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?
 
2013-05-08 03:17:07 AM
I'm not really sure what the thought process is under any circumstance that would make someone think this would be a good idea. Even a profoundly lost schizophrenic would be like, "Wait this cooking oil in face thing doesn't seem like a good idea."
 
2013-05-08 03:19:27 AM
I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.
 
2013-05-08 03:20:22 AM
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
 
2013-05-08 03:20:57 AM
Moisturize me!
 
2013-05-08 03:24:51 AM
The horror that woman lives each day must be dreadful. I sic nearly feel for her. It's a shame her family or friends hadn't noticed that she was gripped in the throws of an extremely unhealthy addiction...now her life as she had hoped it would be is gone...tragic...just tragic.
 
2013-05-08 03:26:12 AM
Did someone open the Arc of the Covenent in here?
 
2013-05-08 03:26:43 AM
Was it here or somewhere else that I saw this huge panel of freakishly look-alike young korean women?  I recall also reading in comments that south korea seems to have a plastic surgery fixation.
 
2013-05-08 03:26:49 AM

xelnia: ಠ_ಠ


I think this is my favorite emoticon or emoji or whatever face
 
2013-05-08 03:26:50 AM
You see the first picture in the article and think she must be an obese woman, weighing over 400 pounds.  Watch the video, and you realize "HOLY FARK" she's maybe 100 pounds.  Her head is completely out of proportion with the rest of her body.
 
2013-05-08 03:27:45 AM

Foxxinnia: I'm not really sure what the thought process is under any circumstance that would make someone think this would be a good idea. Even a profoundly lost schizophrenic would be like, "Wait this cooking oil in face thing doesn't seem like a good idea."


Body dysmorphic disorder is a sad sad thing...
 
2013-05-08 03:27:58 AM
God, her anus must be absolutely wrecked.
 
2013-05-08 03:29:02 AM
Reading that I thought that has to be the most horrible thing someone can do to them self.

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fusillade762: I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.


And then I read this.  W. T. fark
 
2013-05-08 03:29:33 AM
Hate to say this but she's probably way more screwed up on the inside.
 
2013-05-08 03:29:54 AM
Why the wide face?
 
2013-05-08 03:30:42 AM

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?


I prefer black caulk.
 
2013-05-08 03:34:40 AM
Didn't I laugh at this on 4chan years ago?
 
2013-05-08 03:34:58 AM
About as dumb as bagel heads.
 
2013-05-08 03:35:10 AM

remus: But, it's still OK for that lady with the huge Adam's apple down the block to inject my butt with fix-a-flat?  Isn't it?  We have another appointment in two hours.


My friend and I have a theory that The Doors is the soundtrack of choice for butt-huffers. Any truth to that?

Riders on the storm
PSSSSSSSHT
Rider on the storm
PSST PSSSSSHHHHT
Into this house we're born
PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHT
 
2013-05-08 03:35:28 AM

LDM90: I prefer black caulk.


Cedar colored is the best.
 
2013-05-08 03:39:16 AM
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Hellllllooooo sexy...
 
2013-05-08 03:41:32 AM
Ludacris Rollout started playing in my head when I watched the video
 
2013-05-08 03:41:34 AM
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She was only trying to be a better 'mommy' to her puppy.
 
2013-05-08 03:45:43 AM
Her face has a certain....

*puts on shades*

....Wessonality

YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 03:52:28 AM
Finally a girl for the Stay Puft marshmallow man.
 
2013-05-08 03:58:01 AM

fusillade762: Caulk in the ass is still OK, though?


What color of caulk do you like?
 
2013-05-08 03:58:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.


You dick.
 
2013-05-08 04:01:41 AM
This is about 3 years old now or older
/First seen it here
//Must be getting old
 
2013-05-08 04:03:40 AM
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2013-05-08 04:05:24 AM
 
2013-05-08 04:19:17 AM

that one guy with the face: Reading that I thought that has to be the most horrible thing someone can do to them self.

.fusillade762: I can remember when I worked at a document delivery company we had a huge library of medical journals on site and I'd go browse through them sometimes. Stumbled across an article about a guy who had heard about doctors using saline injections to make men's scrotums larger and figured motor oil in a modified Windex bottle was close enough. There were even pictures. I kinda cringe just thinking about it.

And then I read this.  W. T. fark


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www.manolith.com
 
2013-05-08 04:24:42 AM
FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.
 
2013-05-08 04:25:40 AM
That's nothin', I see worse on the subway every day.
 
2013-05-08 04:25:55 AM

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.

You dick.


That's a fair cop.
 
2013-05-08 04:28:47 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: The before picture wasn't all that great either.


I'll take the before over the after, any day ...
 
2013-05-08 04:40:47 AM
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Poor woman. The plastic surgery trend in South Korea is farked up.
 
2013-05-08 04:46:58 AM
It's sad that the reason she was doing it was to have a pretty face...
 
2013-05-08 04:54:18 AM

redsquid: FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.


What's even worse, the S. Koreans have a folk legend centered around fans killing you if left on overnight, or something to that effect.  So it's a double layered insult.
 
2013-05-08 04:59:20 AM
Is this Five Years Ago week?
 
2013-05-08 05:00:43 AM
GOOD GOD
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That woman is hideous...but whats Slash doing in the photos too?
 
2013-05-08 05:04:16 AM

Taima: redsquid: FTA-'...local children also used to call her 'standing fan' because her face was so large compared to her small body.'

That's the most poetic and inoffensive insult I've heard in a while. American kids would have just left it at 'ugly biatch'.

What's even worse, the S. Koreans have a folk legend centered around fans killing you if left on overnight, or something to that effect.  So it's a double layered insult.


Maybe they just meant she likes to stand.
 
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