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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 61
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2013-05-07 09:07:20 PM  
10 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.
2013-05-07 08:18:19 PM  
6 votes:
I don't have enough information to judge... I'll need a link to the contest to make sure.
2013-05-07 11:20:21 PM  
5 votes:

sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.


Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.
2013-05-07 10:43:02 PM  
4 votes:
Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...
2013-05-07 10:28:14 PM  
4 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


that's great, sunshine. Now tits or GTFO
2013-05-07 08:48:48 PM  
4 votes:
Worked for mark zuckerberg
2013-05-07 08:25:02 PM  
4 votes:
If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.
2013-05-07 11:06:19 PM  
3 votes:

What Knot: Fire at wil.


NO
DON'T
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YOU BASTARD
2013-05-07 10:55:39 PM  
3 votes:

banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.


What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...
2013-05-07 10:54:26 PM  
3 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


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2013-05-07 10:49:49 PM  
3 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


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And meow said the dog's brainmelting horseshiat claims another victim. Bwahahaha.
2013-05-07 10:41:04 PM  
3 votes:

spunkymunky: Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.


What is being said by me is that if the boys wish for rating the girls then they are merely following what is the evolutionarily ingrained for this to have the occurrence.

What Knot: Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


You know perhaps if you were one who had the ability of English you would not wish for the cranberry sauce and fruit salad during the holiday dinner.  I am the graduate student who does the studying of the neurology if you might not know this about me as I am the individual who does the hard work in the laboratory and while yes I have had the sexual relationship with two professors I also know that I have the brainpower.  So I have both of these going for me and perhaps you have neither of these but why would you get so mad of this?  If you wish for not participating then you would not need to.
2013-05-07 08:41:44 PM  
3 votes:
"It's hard," said Sarah Niegowski, the district's spokesperson.
2013-05-07 11:08:20 PM  
2 votes:

Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.


Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

What Knot: Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I am the individual who is open to the scissoring of you.
2013-05-07 11:06:37 PM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.


Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.
2013-05-07 10:58:54 PM  
2 votes:

farkinglizardking: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!


I always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class
2013-05-07 10:51:01 PM  
2 votes:

LDM90: Oh this is GOLD!


Yes that is the medal which would be victoried by me if we had the tournament.  If we had the Fark.com website tournament of the attractive person I am thinking I would be the first winner of this also.
2013-05-07 10:43:27 PM  
2 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


The writing of the language is always the sticking of points when you are not the hotness of person like meow said the dog.
2013-05-07 10:38:00 PM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.


Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?
2013-05-07 10:29:06 PM  
2 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


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2013-05-07 10:18:23 PM  
2 votes:
I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.
2013-05-07 09:24:56 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


I bow to the master....
2013-05-07 08:22:21 PM  
2 votes:
Teenage boys, ranking who they most like to rub one out to at night? THE HORROR! Surely this has never happened before in the history of adolescence!
2013-05-07 08:15:16 PM  
2 votes:
you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.
2013-05-08 03:16:12 AM  
1 votes:

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


Q: If a man runs over a woman, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, of course. It's illegal to drive in the kitchen.
2013-05-07 11:37:55 PM  
1 votes:

ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.


Don't try to use alts to steer this thread towards land. To the maelstrom we go, where there be dragons.
2013-05-07 11:29:43 PM  
1 votes:

pippi longstocking: Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.


Hello everyone I am believing I have done the Where is Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson and have spotted the troll of the thread of this!
2013-05-07 11:22:26 PM  
1 votes:
man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.
2013-05-07 11:15:47 PM  
1 votes:

TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.


WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?
2013-05-07 11:15:41 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.


Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?
2013-05-07 11:15:03 PM  
1 votes:

Repo Man: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.


Seven monkeys on seven keyboards.
2013-05-07 11:15:00 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.

I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


LAUGHTER OL! This is the posting for which I have been doing the waiting.
2013-05-07 11:14:13 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?




I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.
2013-05-07 11:13:20 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?


In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.
2013-05-07 11:09:45 PM  
1 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I'm not sure what happened in this thread but I love it. please don't stop

I imagine the two of you in some great sex romp while a choir sings and people blow trumpets and celebrate in the streets, neighbor hugging neighbor.

/damn, i love fark
Oak
2013-05-07 11:06:49 PM  
1 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff


Those would be Fark, and now.
2013-05-07 11:05:53 PM  
1 votes:

What Knot: NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh

Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.

I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.


I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.
2013-05-07 11:05:10 PM  
1 votes:

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

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2013-05-07 11:04:06 PM  
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Well except for that one psychotic girl who smelled like something died up her babyhole who thought she could have anyone she wanted just by talking about sex. (Incidentally, guys, ever dream of an easy quick hookup? Wonder why that can't happen to you? It's because almost every chick who will talk frankly with you about sex is so insane she can't change her underwear. She's not having fun crossing social norms, she's so psychotic she CAN'T respect social norms.)


WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?????
2013-05-07 10:59:41 PM  
1 votes:

The Irresponsible Captain: It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

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I do not believe Vincent the Kennedy of McMahons does these.

Zavulon: And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.


It is just the issue upon which I feel quite the strongness about.
2013-05-07 10:56:40 PM  
1 votes:

KeatingFive: Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.


What exactly of this would you have the consideration of being stupid?  It seems to me that these are quite the individuals upon which are enterprising very much.

  

What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.
2013-05-07 10:52:39 PM  
1 votes:

rappy: This is f*cking absurd. I have modeling contracts coming out of my ass and you're going to pretend like you're this hot woman? I don't think so, b*tch.

Watch your mouth.


Much like the girls who are likely to do the competing in this the tournament I also do not have to use the airbrushing.  Also I do not believe the pornographic movies are considered the modeling contracts LAUGHTER OL.
2013-05-07 10:51:47 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?
2013-05-07 10:50:37 PM  
1 votes:
This thread is very Kaufmanesque.

Andy or Charlie, take your pick.
2013-05-07 10:49:55 PM  
1 votes:
Another thread of beauty made possible by MSTD
2013-05-07 10:46:40 PM  
1 votes:

rappy: Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?


Perhaps we are having the misunderstanding of this as I am not suggesting that something which is not the voluntary thing to be occurring.  You do not make the volunteering to be attractive however.  I work hard at this.  LAUGHTER OL wait who is being the kidder here and that is me as I put very little of effort for this attractiveness.

I would have the first seed which was given to the pilgrims at the first feast of Thanksgiving and then would do the victory of this tournament.
2013-05-07 10:45:33 PM  
1 votes:

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


We're not particularly good at it, we're just not afraid to use scales.
2013-05-07 10:44:15 PM  
1 votes:

skullkrusher: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica


I marvel at the brilliance of meow said the dog. He is a god to us all.

Also, why is there a preponderance of hobbits feeding the trolls on fark now? have they been smoking too much of the halfling's leaf?

/sorry, watching lotr
2013-05-07 10:41:01 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


Feast foods? What kind of comedically oversized giblets have you been stuffing up your twat to cause such devastating brain damage?
2013-05-07 10:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
 Wait...are you....are you actually mad at meow?
2013-05-07 10:36:37 PM  
1 votes:
I'm half-surprised that the school isn't punishing the kids anyway and letting the court system sort it out. Plenty of kids have been punished for conduct outside of school grounds.
2013-05-07 10:33:32 PM  
1 votes:
www.avoiceformen.com
2013-05-07 10:28:07 PM  
1 votes:

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!


See this is the issue I am stating.
2013-05-07 10:27:21 PM  
1 votes:
Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook
2013-05-07 10:27:03 PM  
1 votes:

Hebalo: Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist.


???
2013-05-07 10:25:38 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


Best propane and propane accessories?
2013-05-07 10:24:31 PM  
1 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!
2013-05-07 10:24:28 PM  
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Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy
2013-05-07 10:24:03 PM  
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I hope one of the winners puts "Was voted 'Queen of the Hard Wood' on her college applications.  Something like that will get you noticed.
2013-05-07 10:23:08 PM  
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meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?
2013-05-07 10:14:44 PM  
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God Is My Co-Pirate:

It'll just turn into a "whose mom is hotter" contest.


Will it?

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