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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 53
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2013-05-07 09:07:20 PM
16 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.
2013-05-07 08:15:16 PM
6 votes:
you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.
2013-05-07 10:23:24 PM
4 votes:

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.
2013-05-07 10:57:13 PM
3 votes:
It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

i.i.com.com
2013-05-07 10:51:28 PM
3 votes:
"No one has been able to make it go away"

There's only one way to make the hardwood go away...

Link

Also, This is just a stupid immature contest by stupid immature guys and the girls know it. The girls also already know their place in the hot or not peckering order because the other girls have put them in their place since Jr. high (if not sooner).

If you think teenage guys are making girls feel inadequate or lowering their self esteem you should hear how the other girls act.


/They are 1000% more cruel than the guys
2013-05-07 08:48:48 PM
3 votes:
Worked for mark zuckerberg
2013-05-07 08:25:02 PM
3 votes:
If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.
2013-05-07 08:22:21 PM
3 votes:
Teenage boys, ranking who they most like to rub one out to at night? THE HORROR! Surely this has never happened before in the history of adolescence!
2013-05-08 05:47:33 AM
2 votes:

Meow started out as a great gimmick, jumped the shark for a while, but did the rare jump back and is once again a great gimmick.


I have no idea if Meow is male, female, or Babel fish after it gained sentience, I just enjoy the gimmick.


The other one, rapey? Lame gimmick. Aspires to troll people, but fails at it.


And here's a blonde Sofia Vergara to round out the discussion.


www.inquisitr.com

2013-05-07 10:51:47 PM
2 votes:

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?
2013-05-07 10:49:49 PM
2 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


media.tumblr.com
And meow said the dog's brainmelting horseshiat claims another victim. Bwahahaha.
2013-05-07 10:43:27 PM
2 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


The writing of the language is always the sticking of points when you are not the hotness of person like meow said the dog.
2013-05-07 10:33:32 PM
2 votes:
www.avoiceformen.com
2013-05-07 10:29:06 PM
2 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


i1252.photobucket.com

i22.photobucket.com
2013-05-07 09:24:56 PM
2 votes:

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


I bow to the master....
2013-05-07 08:48:44 PM
2 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


No, the girls will only deemed sluts.
2013-05-08 10:03:34 AM
1 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
insertyourmeme.com
2013-05-08 01:58:56 AM
1 votes:
I think I'm starting to understand Meow, if I read it with an Indian accent. It's actually quite entertaining.
2013-05-08 12:43:53 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.


,,, try emulating Spentmiles or Pocket Ninja. There really is room for only one Meow. And I enjoy the routine in homeopathic doses.
2013-05-08 12:01:15 AM
1 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


yeah, well i seemed to notice that high school guys are putting things into passed out high school girls with a greater frequency than i remember.

it's called the clinton morality affect on america.
when america decided clinton was okay as president of the united states, even though he was a scumbag liar and cheater, the country started going to crap (morally). maybe it just accelerated on a course it was headed already.

/just one opinion
/just kidding
/maybe
2013-05-07 11:48:08 PM
1 votes:

Brian_of_Nazareth: This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.

I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian.  This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.

Cheers.


sometimes we just gotta show the mainpagers how it's done.
2013-05-07 11:40:55 PM
1 votes:
*checks thread*

*see's people getting bent out of shape over Meow*

WTF? Since when do we get mad at Meow? Guess her receny absence from liter threads has borne fruit.

I love your work Meow. 11/10 would hit like the angry fist of god.

/Just the thinking about Meow talking dirty in that special way she has makes me hot.
//i'll be in my bunk
2013-05-07 11:25:46 PM
1 votes:

Begoggle: meow said the dog
(favorite: lame shtick)

She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now.

/In my day, trolling meant something.


If you can't appreciate the dichotomy of hate and endearment in this thread, your trolling never meant a thing, I assure you.
2013-05-07 11:22:26 PM
1 votes:
man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.
2013-05-07 11:20:21 PM
1 votes:

sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.


Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.
2013-05-07 11:15:03 PM
1 votes:

Repo Man: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.


Seven monkeys on seven keyboards.
2013-05-07 11:14:13 PM
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?




I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.
2013-05-07 11:13:20 PM
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?


In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.
2013-05-07 11:09:45 PM
1 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I'm not sure what happened in this thread but I love it. please don't stop

I imagine the two of you in some great sex romp while a choir sings and people blow trumpets and celebrate in the streets, neighbor hugging neighbor.

/damn, i love fark
2013-05-07 11:06:31 PM
1 votes:
Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.
2013-05-07 11:01:49 PM
1 votes:

NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh


Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.
2013-05-07 10:58:20 PM
1 votes:
And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.
2013-05-07 10:54:09 PM
1 votes:

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


The girls in my class did this in high school. I also received a 2. I never grew up to be a pretty girl.

/sobs
2013-05-07 10:53:38 PM
1 votes:
LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.
2013-05-07 10:51:39 PM
1 votes:
Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.
2013-05-07 10:51:01 PM
1 votes:

LDM90: Oh this is GOLD!


Yes that is the medal which would be victoried by me if we had the tournament.  If we had the Fark.com website tournament of the attractive person I am thinking I would be the first winner of this also.
2013-05-07 10:50:24 PM
1 votes:

rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Every time someone says this I am forced to assume they have never actually met a man/teenage boy.

We see women as sex objects. After we get to know you, sure, then we can see you as a person. But before that, it's all would/would not hit.
2013-05-07 10:49:55 PM
1 votes:
Another thread of beauty made possible by MSTD
2013-05-07 10:46:52 PM
1 votes:
<b>meow said the dog</b> is fishing with dynamite.  amazing catch.
2013-05-07 10:45:49 PM
1 votes:

rappy: Meow, are you farking kidding me?

Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?

farking jive turkey.


Are you trolling the troll, or are you just a moron?
2013-05-07 10:45:33 PM
1 votes:

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


We're not particularly good at it, we're just not afraid to use scales.
2013-05-07 10:41:04 PM
1 votes:

spunkymunky: Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.


What is being said by me is that if the boys wish for rating the girls then they are merely following what is the evolutionarily ingrained for this to have the occurrence.

What Knot: Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


You know perhaps if you were one who had the ability of English you would not wish for the cranberry sauce and fruit salad during the holiday dinner.  I am the graduate student who does the studying of the neurology if you might not know this about me as I am the individual who does the hard work in the laboratory and while yes I have had the sexual relationship with two professors I also know that I have the brainpower.  So I have both of these going for me and perhaps you have neither of these but why would you get so mad of this?  If you wish for not participating then you would not need to.
2013-05-07 10:40:58 PM
1 votes:
 Wait...are you....are you actually mad at meow?
2013-05-07 10:40:01 PM
1 votes:

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica
2013-05-07 10:35:20 PM
1 votes:
I think high school was 40% insignificant lists.
2013-05-07 10:28:14 PM
1 votes:

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


that's great, sunshine. Now tits or GTFO
2013-05-07 10:27:03 PM
1 votes:

Hebalo: Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist.


???
2013-05-07 10:24:32 PM
1 votes:
Now going nationwide
2013-05-07 10:24:28 PM
1 votes:
Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy
2013-05-07 10:24:17 PM
1 votes:
completely understandable and disturbing at the same time. Perhaps you should raise your boys to have a little more class and consideration, parents.
2013-05-07 10:18:23 PM
1 votes:
I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.
2013-05-07 10:08:46 PM
1 votes:
Meh....they just did their own version of KJR's contest.
2013-05-07 08:42:04 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.


Since when did "Think of the children" types care about other people's rights?
 
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