Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.
rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!
Meow started out as a great gimmick, jumped the shark for a while, but did the rare jump back and is once again a great gimmick.
I have no idea if Meow is male, female, or Babel fish after it gained sentience, I just enjoy the gimmick.
The other one, rapey? Lame gimmick. Aspires to troll people, but fails at it.
And here's a blonde Sofia Vergara to round out the discussion.
Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.
What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others. For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?
Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now./not healthy
doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.
skullkrusher: man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.
Brian_of_Nazareth: This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian. This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.Cheers.
Begoggle: meow said the dog(favorite: lame shtick)She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now./In my day, trolling meant something.
sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.
Repo Man: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: MadamTomD9938: "her"Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.
FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: MadamTomD9938: "her"Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?
What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing. Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.
NickelP: Hunny you will never be a Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh
meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys? No you would not have this.
LDM90: Oh this is GOLD!
rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem. If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness. For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this. Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!
rappy: Meow, are you farking kidding me?Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?farking jive turkey.
digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles./ bah dum pshhhh...
spunkymunky: Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.
What Knot: Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?
Hebalo: Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist.
Weaver95: you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.
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