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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-08 01:28:12 AM

Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.


The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more
 
2013-05-08 01:48:55 AM
I can't believe there are people who've been here since 2004 yet don't know about meow. I have her/him/it/them favorited as "Local Institution." Meow is one of those rare posters like PocketNinja or (going waaaaay back) fb-, whose presence is all but a guarantee that the thread will be awesome.
 
2013-05-08 01:55:14 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.

The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more


I guess the Tail Hook scandal is old news, as is the perception that the WAVES and the WAC were nothing but a source of jokes for the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary
 
2013-05-08 01:58:56 AM
I think I'm starting to understand Meow, if I read it with an Indian accent. It's actually quite entertaining.
 
2013-05-08 02:03:20 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


It's 'cause the boobies threads are off the front page
 
2013-05-08 02:08:21 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.

The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more


"Reported sexual assaults of both men and women in the military rose..
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-military-sexual -a ssaults-20130508,0,3779279.story

yes, we have gotten more rapey.
i think we have gotten more buttsexy too.

/maybe just me
 
2013-05-08 02:08:38 AM
The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights as if that's a bad thing.
 
2013-05-08 02:22:24 AM

umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.


I see men as sex objects. Sexy, sexy men with their perfect abs and scruffy hair and perfectly shaped butt and... oh my got lost there for minute. What are we talking about?
 
2013-05-08 02:38:25 AM

skullkrusher: man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.


Nah stick with what you're good at.  This thread is epic mainly 'cuase MSTG got so many bites. You're more of a rational person, stick with that ;)

/unless you create an alt, then go hither.
 
2013-05-08 02:41:31 AM

FunkOut: meow said the dog: rappy: I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.

Well we can all wear the kilts and the ponytails.

Dead honest, I'm wearing a bed sheet toga right now.


TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

/ it's not an orgy! It's a toga party!
 
2013-05-08 02:55:26 AM

Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook


Previously linked article from 2003:

Mark E. Zuckerberg '06 said he was accused of breaching security, violating copyrights and violating individual privacy by creating the website, www.facemash.com, about two weeks ago.

The charges were based on a complaint from the computer services department over his unauthorized use of on-line facebook photographs, he said.

Man, that is weird to read...
 
2013-05-08 03:03:39 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: MSTG got so many bites


Some of those replies are not bites, as they know meow better than the mainpage persona.
 
2013-05-08 03:06:44 AM
www.negrophonic.com

I give you Meow.
 
2013-05-08 03:07:32 AM

GreenSun: The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights as if that's a bad thing.


You will be put in your place! You will respect whatever decision authority dictates! Unless your case makes it to the Supreme Court and the decision is overruled.
 
2013-05-08 03:16:12 AM

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


Q: If a man runs over a woman, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, of course. It's illegal to drive in the kitchen.
 
2013-05-08 03:39:25 AM
I love this thread so much.No matter how terrible my day was, whether I was stressed out a bit at work or had a full-blown panic attack when I found a live bobcat in my refrigerator, scrolling through the hilarity of genuinely frustrated normal people attempting to engage in legitimate dialogue with  MSTDalways puts a smile on my face. One of these days, I'm going to print and bind a booklet of  MSTDsposts and keep it in my pocket to flip through whenever I'm depressed.

Don't ever change,  MSTD.Don't  everchange.
 
2013-05-08 03:40:01 AM
...okay, apparently I have to add spaces?
 
2013-05-08 03:44:25 AM

skullkrusher: fusillade762: Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook

First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?

uhoh, meow. Someone is looking to unseat you.


Laughter oh el
 
2013-05-08 04:12:09 AM
Came here hoping to see a lot of pics by which to judge hotness. Left disappointed.
 
2013-05-08 04:21:19 AM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


English is meow's third language apparently
 
2013-05-08 05:24:08 AM
I would like to be having of the babies with MSTD. If only I were not the persuasion that is the male, I could do the bearing of said happy children with her. Meow, do the calling of me!
 
2013-05-08 05:47:33 AM

Meow started out as a great gimmick, jumped the shark for a while, but did the rare jump back and is once again a great gimmick.


I have no idea if Meow is male, female, or Babel fish after it gained sentience, I just enjoy the gimmick.


The other one, rapey? Lame gimmick. Aspires to troll people, but fails at it.


And here's a blonde Sofia Vergara to round out the discussion.


www.inquisitr.com

 
2013-05-08 06:09:44 AM
Ancient rituals in effect. Hotest women will get the strongest mates for the best gene pool.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:47 AM
Meow Said The Dog:

imageshack.us

/thanks Imageshack!
 
2013-05-08 07:23:04 AM

firefly212: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?


welcometofark.jpeg

/good to see you Meow! Always enjoy your insights into the nuances of the human condition!
 
2013-05-08 08:26:18 AM
This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???
 
2013-05-08 08:40:58 AM

umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.


I'm gonna put it out there and say no, treating people ilke shiat is something you learn, usually because you yourself have been treated like shiat and in order to overcome the shame you make life a competition of how you can out-shiattreat others.  And yes, this little game these boys are playing is a big flaming contest of who is the most insecure about his weener. Only they don't know that.
 
2013-05-08 08:45:01 AM
Words!  Nuthin but WORDS!!

Whar pichers???  WHAR???
 
2013-05-08 08:49:28 AM

GreenSun: The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights slapping around "First Amendment, la la you can't touch me!!"  as if that's a bad thing.


Fred Phelps would like to buy you a hot water with lemon sometime.
 
2013-05-08 09:17:50 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 09:22:00 AM

precious_crotchflake: umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.

I'm gonna put it out there and say no, treating people ilke shiat is something you learn, usually because you yourself have been treated like shiat and in order to overcome the shame you make life a competition of how you can out-shiattreat others.  And yes, this little game these boys are playing is a big flaming contest of who is the most insecure about his weener. Only they don't know that.


I don't think it is the boys in TFA who are insecure. Somebody is projecting. I won't mention any names though.

And good luck with changing who we find attractive by berating us. You might as well be trying to convince gay men to be attracted to women. You can't help who you are attracted to either.
 
2013-05-08 09:29:50 AM
skullcrusher completely understandable and disturbing at the same time. Perhaps you should raise your boys to have a little more class and consideration, parents


You're funny!
 
2013-05-08 09:43:22 AM
Laughter o l'ed so hard at this thread that I gave myself hiccups. This thread must be why all the other mainpage threads only have like 6 comments. What I love about MSTD and certain other legendary Fark purveyors of WTF is that they swiftly take down the people who take the internet waaaay too seriously.
 
2013-05-08 09:59:33 AM

UsikFark: Almost Everybody Poops: MSTG got so many bites

Some of those replies are not bites, as they know meow better than the mainpage persona.


This. And for those who enjoyed the entertainment of this thread, you're welcome. We had fun, too.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:34 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
insertyourmeme.com
 
2013-05-08 10:07:46 AM
I had my own 'personal' list like this when I was in HS. There were also some competing versions listed on the sides of school bathroom stalls.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:01 AM
FTA:  Last year when the tournament reappeared, parents went to police and got the website shut down, albeit temporarily. Back then, police threatened organizers with arrest because people were posting vulgar and profane comments under other people's names, a crime in Washington.

RIP Freedom of Speech
 
2013-05-08 12:54:22 PM

meow said the dog: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?

Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

See this is the issue I am stating.


Checks profile for hotness...........AHHHHHHHHH!1  ::runs for the eye bleach::
 
2013-05-08 01:34:22 PM

Bullseyed: Posing as other people is protected speech; also, I suck.


Haha, pretexting!
 
2013-05-08 02:18:14 PM

Bandito King: This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???


This thread is why Fark is so awesome.  Or, the happening thing by the farkers is to bring up welcometofark in the emotions because thread.  Or something.

"In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you..."  Keep on saying the things, MSTD.
 
2013-05-08 02:36:43 PM
why has my favorite farker spentmiles been banned?
 
2013-05-08 02:54:50 PM

doubled99: why has my favorite farker spentmiles been banned?


I don't think he has... Someone just mentioned him alongside gorgor, and were referring to his banning...
 
2013-05-08 03:56:11 PM

fugeeface: Bandito King: This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???

This thread is why Fark is so awesome.  Or, the happening thing by the farkers is to bring up welcometofark in the emotions because thread.  Or something.

"In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you..."  Keep on saying the things, MSTD.


So very much this. I've enjoyed 'Meow' for years but can never get over the dismay unsuspecting Farkers express when they run across her. Hilarious.
 
2013-05-08 04:18:25 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


Came for the frumpy Ms. Grundy post; leaving satisfied.


/carrienationholdinghatchet.jpg
 
2013-05-08 04:23:54 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


You ought to be banned from Fark for that; gawdam.
 
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