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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-07 11:19:24 PM

UncleStumpy: I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


Oh I can't wait until hooked on phonics here catches up on the thread.
 
2013-05-07 11:20:12 PM

UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


No, it is not to be enjoyed.  Well, maybe if you laugh at people who can count to potato it is to be enjoyed, but otherwise, No.
 
2013-05-07 11:20:21 PM

sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.


Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.
 
2013-05-07 11:21:14 PM

meow said the dog: TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.

WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?


I'm saying that not everyone deserves a ribbon/medal.  Your lack of a ribbon/medal is what gives mine value.

Kids need to learn their limitations very early in life.  If you are a fugly girl, you need to accept that Justin Bieber is never going to be your husband.  You need to realize that you're fugly, and start looking at the guys who might be interested in waking up to your face, being happy with what you can get.

The people who get up in arms about stuff like this would never survive the collapse of an empire (which is going to happen sooner or later).  These people are weak, and they need to have that explained to them by the rest of society.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:08 PM

meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.


Ok, THAT was f*cking funny.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:26 PM
man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.
 
2013-05-07 11:23:53 PM
meow said the dog
(favorite: lame shtick)


She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now.

/In my day, trolling meant something.
 
2013-05-07 11:25:09 PM
Another penetrating news article from fark.com.
 
2013-05-07 11:25:46 PM

Begoggle: meow said the dog
(favorite: lame shtick)

She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now.

/In my day, trolling meant something.


If you can't appreciate the dichotomy of hate and endearment in this thread, your trolling never meant a thing, I assure you.
 
2013-05-07 11:26:49 PM

Mock26: meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?


As has been pointed out before, it's Meow's syntax that is at issue here. To be perfectly precise.
 
2013-05-07 11:27:28 PM

TOSViolation: meow said the dog: TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.

WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?

I'm saying that not everyone deserves a ribbon/medal.  Your lack of a ribbon/medal is what gives mine value.

Kids need to learn their limitations very early in life.  If you are a fugly girl, you need to accept that Justin Bieber is never going to be your husband.  You need to realize that you're fugly, and start looking at the guys who might be interested in waking up to your face, being happy with what you can get.

The people who get up in arms about stuff like this would never survive the collapse of an empire (which is going to happen sooner or later).  These people are weak, and they need to have that explained to them by the rest of society.


Oh yes I am in agreement with this crazy person.  Suck this others.
 
2013-05-07 11:28:08 PM
Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:29 PM

meow said the dog: 99.998er: It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.

No only those who have the frequent sex are deemed this and this is the rightful thing because if you are having the sexing in high school then you have the social problems.


Perhaps...maybe if you went to Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt or something. This is a non-story. This has been going on since they have had schools and probably longer. I would bet the Amish even have a similar system for those boys. The only difference between now and then is the transparency of technology now. We did the same shiat back in the late 70s except it was done on paper. It was never meant to hurt anyone's self esteem, it was more or less a game. Get over it girls. There will be only one Homecoming Queen, and if you are not it, tough shiat.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:43 PM

pippi longstocking: Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.


Hello everyone I am believing I have done the Where is Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson and have spotted the troll of the thread of this!
 
2013-05-07 11:31:49 PM

meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.


Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die
 
2013-05-07 11:32:33 PM

meow said the dog: pippi longstocking: Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.

Hello everyone I am believing I have done the Where is Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson and have spotted the troll of the thread of this!


LAUGHTER OL yes you are the correct individual as there is but only one of the trolls in the thread of this!
 
2013-05-07 11:33:15 PM
Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.
 
2013-05-07 11:33:47 PM
My old baseball coach said saltpeter will get rid of wood.
 
2013-05-07 11:35:15 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die


gat damn thats funny!
 
2013-05-07 11:35:16 PM

Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook


First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?
 
2013-05-07 11:36:04 PM

ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.


This sounds serious.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:11 PM

ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.


Exactly, they're kids being kids.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:54 PM
I see we've arrived at the well-pissing phase of this evening's activities.

I'm off to fulfill my responsibilities as prom queen and scissor meow.

Please don't let our sexy shenanigans interupt your uplifting discussion of feminism.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:58 PM

fusillade762: Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook

First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?


uhoh, meow. Someone is looking to unseat you.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

This sounds serious.


I'm trolling myself.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:33 PM
I am extremely grateful that I wasn't popular enough to know about these rating lists.

And I love everything about this thread.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:34 PM

ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.


oops
 
2013-05-07 11:37:55 PM

ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.


Don't try to use alts to steer this thread towards land. To the maelstrom we go, where there be dragons.
 
2013-05-07 11:39:59 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.

Don't try to use alts to steer this thread towards land. To the maelstrom we go, where there be dragons.


:)
 
2013-05-07 11:40:55 PM
*checks thread*

*see's people getting bent out of shape over Meow*

WTF? Since when do we get mad at Meow? Guess her receny absence from liter threads has borne fruit.

I love your work Meow. 11/10 would hit like the angry fist of god.

/Just the thinking about Meow talking dirty in that special way she has makes me hot.
//i'll be in my bunk
 
2013-05-07 11:41:27 PM

Chach: you are the correct individual as there is but only one of the trolls in the thread of this!


Uh, oh, the schtick of meow who has become the star of the thread of the Fark appears to be catching to others!
 
Oak
2013-05-07 11:43:32 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die


Wait -  spentmiles was permabanned, too?  Dang....

/Still, flawless victory for meow.
 
2013-05-07 11:44:07 PM
This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.

I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian.  This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.

Cheers.
 
2013-05-07 11:47:31 PM

skullkrusher: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.


Someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile......
 
2013-05-07 11:47:50 PM

blacksho89: Mock26: meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?

As has been pointed out before, it's Meow's syntax that is at issue here. To be perfectly precise.


Mock26 thanks your for your reply.  He really appreciates your taking the time to respond to his post.

/Mock26 is not mocking you, by the way.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:08 PM

Brian_of_Nazareth: This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.

I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian.  This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.

Cheers.


sometimes we just gotta show the mainpagers how it's done.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:34 PM
Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:58 PM

30yrs2l8: skullkrusher: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

Someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile......


You screwed up your quoting. Hebalo said that. However, it's also true in my case

/married with a baby
 
2013-05-07 11:50:14 PM

meow said the dog: Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.


...weirdest boner
 
2013-05-07 11:50:50 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Good to see that my long-standing tag of "Engrishy Dumbfark" holds up very well.
 
2013-05-07 11:51:01 PM

meow said the dog: Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.


Be sure to wear a dental dam.
 
2013-05-07 11:52:19 PM

Oak: thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die

Wait -  spentmiles was permabanned, too?  Dang....

/Still, flawless victory for meow.


Thankfully no. Just the latter and his wide world of images.
 
2013-05-07 11:52:27 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


-9.78 m/s² out of 10.
 
2013-05-07 11:53:31 PM

aerojockey: We should vote on Farkettes.


I second the motion
 
2013-05-07 11:53:45 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


I had another account several years back.  I remember a thread from Drew telling people that the boobies pics had gotten into NSFW territory, and everyone needed to tame it down a little.  Of course, that thread was filled with comments about how it's our right to post pics of these guys.
0.tqn.com

/Same as it ever was
 
2013-05-07 11:55:09 PM
Jesus, of all the things for my city to make FARK for...
 
2013-05-07 11:57:05 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


Wow. Are you both intoxicated?
 
2013-05-07 11:59:40 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 12:00:06 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


Nope, not just you. Been biatching about it for a while. Gave up when it was clearly doing nothing.

/But yeah, I'd go with the post-pics-of-them-as-babies route. First Amendment doesn't protect you from the  consequences of your free speech...or at least not by citizens....
 
2013-05-08 12:01:15 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


yeah, well i seemed to notice that high school guys are putting things into passed out high school girls with a greater frequency than i remember.

it's called the clinton morality affect on america.
when america decided clinton was okay as president of the united states, even though he was a scumbag liar and cheater, the country started going to crap (morally). maybe it just accelerated on a course it was headed already.

/just one opinion
/just kidding
/maybe
 
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