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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-07 10:59:41 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

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I do not believe Vincent the Kennedy of McMahons does these.

Zavulon: And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.


It is just the issue upon which I feel quite the strongness about.
 
2013-05-07 11:00:18 PM  

TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".


I picture an asexual non-gendered being with smooth plastic for genitals, like a Ken or Barbie doll.
 
2013-05-07 11:00:52 PM  

skullkrusher: farkinglizardking: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!

I always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class


Drunk russian gals. Now you're speaking my language.

/no pun/joke intended
 
2013-05-07 11:01:30 PM  
Why bother with a real contest? Everyone knew who was who in my high school, and I went to a huge battery farm school.

Well except for that one psychotic girl who smelled like something died up her babyhole who thought she could have anyone she wanted just by talking about sex. (Incidentally, guys, ever dream of an easy quick hookup? Wonder why that can't happen to you? It's because almost every chick who will talk frankly with you about sex is so insane she can't change her underwear. She's not having fun crossing social norms, she's so psychotic she CAN'T respect social norms.)
 
2013-05-07 11:01:42 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

I picture an asexual non-gendered being with smooth plastic for genitals, like a Ken or Barbie doll.


FARKers can't be choosers
 
2013-05-07 11:01:49 PM  

TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

[www.leninimports.com image 256x315]


Imagine this only attractive.  She is not even in the league of me.

aerojockey: We should vote on Farkettes.


See the other comment upon which is quoted by this as it would not be the competition much like Britney who has probably done the winning of the high school tournament.
 
2013-05-07 11:01:49 PM  

NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh


Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.
 
2013-05-07 11:02:10 PM  

skullkrusher: always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class


Perfect description... and that is why I have you favorited :-)
 
2013-05-07 11:04:06 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Well except for that one psychotic girl who smelled like something died up her babyhole who thought she could have anyone she wanted just by talking about sex. (Incidentally, guys, ever dream of an easy quick hookup? Wonder why that can't happen to you? It's because almost every chick who will talk frankly with you about sex is so insane she can't change her underwear. She's not having fun crossing social norms, she's so psychotic she CAN'T respect social norms.)


WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?????
 
2013-05-07 11:04:18 PM  

What Knot: I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.


Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.
 
2013-05-07 11:04:21 PM  
Back when I was in middle school (mid 80's) girls had these things that I think were called "slam-books".  In them they rated all of the guys in the class from 1st to worst, plus had anecdotes about different guys, which guys they'd do what to/for, etc.

How is this different, except the genders are reversed and it is updated for present day?

//Did stuff like this exist in other schools?
 
2013-05-07 11:04:51 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:10 PM  

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

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surftherenow.com
 
2013-05-07 11:05:53 PM  

What Knot: NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh

Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.

I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.


I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:16 PM  

NotoriousFire: banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...


Actually...Good point.
www.celebrityweddingbuzz.com
 
2013-05-07 11:06:19 PM  

What Knot: Fire at wil.


NO
DON'T
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YOU BASTARD
 
2013-05-07 11:06:30 PM  

99.998er: It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.


No only those who have the frequent sex are deemed this and this is the rightful thing because if you are having the sexing in high school then you have the social problems.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:31 PM  
Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:35 PM  
Remember the "spur posse" whose only crime in the end was....nothing? Maybe there was a 19-year-old who farked a 17-year old.

But with all the media attention you'd think they were a roving pack of rapists. The thing that always got me was, the harshest criticism was that they "kept score" in some way of their sexual conquests. That's right -- there was outrage that they kept track of the sex they had.

Implying that guys should completely forget every sexual encounter, I guess.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:37 PM  

meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.


Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:38 PM  

meow said the dog: KeatingFive: Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.

What exactly of this would you have the consideration of being stupid?  It seems to me that these are quite the individuals upon which are enterprising very much.

  What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


You're trying too hard.
 
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2013-05-07 11:06:49 PM  

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff


Those would be Fark, and now.
 
2013-05-07 11:08:20 PM  

Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.


Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

What Knot: Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I am the individual who is open to the scissoring of you.
 
2013-05-07 11:08:57 PM  

meow said the dog: The Irresponsible Captain: It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

[i.i.com.com image 620x350]

I do not believe Vincent the Kennedy of McMahons does these.

Zavulon: And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.

It is just the issue upon which I feel quite the strongness about.


Oh, I more or less agree that this can't/shouldn't be stopped. This quote from the article was telling:

"'These are pretty smart folks behind this. They know their first amendment rights. They're very quiet about who it is and the group behind it,' said Niegowski.

You can just tell she's really thinking "How dare these chattel exercise their First Amendment rights! There must be a way to put a stop to it!"
 
2013-05-07 11:09:24 PM  

awalkingecho: I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.


Checked your profile, spontaneously grew a penis, and it stabbed itself.
 
2013-05-07 11:09:44 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


Like a cheap screen door.
 
2013-05-07 11:09:45 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I'm not sure what happened in this thread but I love it. please don't stop

I imagine the two of you in some great sex romp while a choir sings and people blow trumpets and celebrate in the streets, neighbor hugging neighbor.

/damn, i love fark
 
2013-05-07 11:09:52 PM  

NotoriousFire: banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...




That line is only not creepy because it was said by Matthew McConaughuey. Because handsome men noticing that younger women are attractive aren't creepy. For some reason.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:05 PM  
meow said the dog:

  What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


I can't tell if all of the cleverness in this is accidental or not.

*claps*

You're really pulling out all the stops. Good work.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:37 PM  

firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?


The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.
 
2013-05-07 11:11:14 PM  

Zavulon: Madam


TomD9938: "her"


Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?
 
2013-05-07 11:11:40 PM  

chrylis: firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?

The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.


Perhaps the ignorance is blinding of you as you cannot see the labia of me as I am the female individual.
 
2013-05-07 11:12:28 PM  

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


Eye bleach, please.
 
2013-05-07 11:13:20 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?


In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.
 
2013-05-07 11:13:37 PM  

What Knot: awalkingecho: I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.

Checked your profile, spontaneously grew a penis, and it stabbed itself.


Between this and the aforementioned willingness of meow to scissor you, I will be in my bunk.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:13 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?




I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:28 PM  
Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:38 PM  

chrylis: firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?

The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.


I alternate him between ignore and favorite. Glad tonight was "favorited". He hauled in so many that FWS got involved.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:40 PM  

meow said the dog: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.


I'm like, being seduced by your mindnumbing derp.

Are you a creature of the warp?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:00 PM  

meow said the dog: What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.

I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


LAUGHTER OL! This is the posting for which I have been doing the waiting.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:03 PM  

Repo Man: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.


Seven monkeys on seven keyboards.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:24 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!
 
2013-05-07 11:15:41 PM  

meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.


Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:47 PM  

TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.


WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:57 PM  

TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.


I burned Oprah's couch, and sacrificed bieber on  it's ashy remains in the name of darwin.

What now.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:58 PM  

meow said the dog: What Knot: Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.

I am the individual who is open to the scissoring of you.


Come here you knucklehead. I can't stay mad at you. Now shut up and get to sucking.
 
2013-05-07 11:16:51 PM  

UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


In all honesty, it does kind of wear thin really quickly.
 
2013-05-07 11:17:52 PM  
I wonder if meow said the dog is Jimmy from Seinfeld?
 
2013-05-07 11:18:16 PM  

WhippingBoy: UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!

In all honesty, it does kind of wear thin really quickly.


Increase your marijuana intake, and call me in a week. You'll find that the thinness has undergone drastic rethickening.
 
2013-05-07 11:18:31 PM  
My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.
 
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