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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-07 10:40:58 PM  
 Wait...are you....are you actually mad at meow?
 
2013-05-07 10:41:01 PM  

meow said the dog: I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


Feast foods? What kind of comedically oversized giblets have you been stuffing up your twat to cause such devastating brain damage?
 
2013-05-07 10:41:04 PM  

spunkymunky: Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.


What is being said by me is that if the boys wish for rating the girls then they are merely following what is the evolutionarily ingrained for this to have the occurrence.

What Knot: Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


You know perhaps if you were one who had the ability of English you would not wish for the cranberry sauce and fruit salad during the holiday dinner.  I am the graduate student who does the studying of the neurology if you might not know this about me as I am the individual who does the hard work in the laboratory and while yes I have had the sexual relationship with two professors I also know that I have the brainpower.  So I have both of these going for me and perhaps you have neither of these but why would you get so mad of this?  If you wish for not participating then you would not need to.
 
2013-05-07 10:42:34 PM  
Devon Keller sounds ugly.
 
2013-05-07 10:43:02 PM  
Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...
 
2013-05-07 10:43:08 PM  
Meow, are you farking kidding me?

Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?

farking jive turkey.
 
2013-05-07 10:43:23 PM  
What, voting not enabled?
 
2013-05-07 10:43:27 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


The writing of the language is always the sticking of points when you are not the hotness of person like meow said the dog.
 
2013-05-07 10:44:11 PM  

NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......


LAUGHTER OL that is what is thought by me as she is having much anger!  OM MAGOODNESS I DO NOT WISH FOR BEING PART OF THIS TOURNEY.  Perhaps she could have the Cinderella spotting.

What Knot: What kind of comedically oversized giblets have you been stuffing up your twat to cause such devastating brain damage?


I do not suffer of this damage of the brain and this is just the organic aphasia of me.
 
2013-05-07 10:44:15 PM  

skullkrusher: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica


I marvel at the brilliance of meow said the dog. He is a god to us all.

Also, why is there a preponderance of hobbits feeding the trolls on fark now? have they been smoking too much of the halfling's leaf?

/sorry, watching lotr
 
2013-05-07 10:45:13 PM  

NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......


You have the intelligence of a gravy boat, and the sense of humor of an empty dinner plate. It wants to be filled with savory gravy goodness but is left unsatisfied. Like any woman who has ever had the misfortune of sleeping with you.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:33 PM  

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


We're not particularly good at it, we're just not afraid to use scales.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:49 PM  

rappy: Meow, are you farking kidding me?

Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?

farking jive turkey.


Are you trolling the troll, or are you just a moron?
 
2013-05-07 10:45:53 PM  

b0rg9: "It's hard"

"It's hard"

"It's hard"


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-07 10:46:30 PM  
Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.
 
2013-05-07 10:46:38 PM  
i'll be the judge of that

bie?
eip

/note that my attractiveness criteria typically involves: does she have a vagina?
 
2013-05-07 10:46:40 PM  

rappy: Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?


Perhaps we are having the misunderstanding of this as I am not suggesting that something which is not the voluntary thing to be occurring.  You do not make the volunteering to be attractive however.  I work hard at this.  LAUGHTER OL wait who is being the kidder here and that is me as I put very little of effort for this attractiveness.

I would have the first seed which was given to the pilgrims at the first feast of Thanksgiving and then would do the victory of this tournament.
 
2013-05-07 10:46:52 PM  
<b>meow said the dog</b> is fishing with dynamite.  amazing catch.
 
2013-05-07 10:47:46 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


Oh this is GOLD!
 
2013-05-07 10:49:24 PM  
This is f*cking absurd. I have modeling contracts coming out of my ass and you're going to pretend like you're this hot woman? I don't think so, b*tch.

Watch your mouth.
 
2013-05-07 10:49:49 PM  

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


media.tumblr.com
And meow said the dog's brainmelting horseshiat claims another victim. Bwahahaha.
 
2013-05-07 10:49:55 PM  
Another thread of beauty made possible by MSTD
 
2013-05-07 10:50:24 PM  

rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Every time someone says this I am forced to assume they have never actually met a man/teenage boy.

We see women as sex objects. After we get to know you, sure, then we can see you as a person. But before that, it's all would/would not hit.
 
2013-05-07 10:50:37 PM  
This thread is very Kaufmanesque.

Andy or Charlie, take your pick.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:01 PM  

LDM90: Oh this is GOLD!


Yes that is the medal which would be victoried by me if we had the tournament.  If we had the Fark.com website tournament of the attractive person I am thinking I would be the first winner of this also.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:20 PM  
BTW, the Carrie reboot will be released in October.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:28 PM  
"No one has been able to make it go away"

There's only one way to make the hardwood go away...

Link

Also, This is just a stupid immature contest by stupid immature guys and the girls know it. The girls also already know their place in the hot or not peckering order because the other girls have put them in their place since Jr. high (if not sooner).

If you think teenage guys are making girls feel inadequate or lowering their self esteem you should hear how the other girls act.


/They are 1000% more cruel than the guys
 
2013-05-07 10:51:39 PM  
Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:47 PM  

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?
 
2013-05-07 10:52:39 PM  

rappy: This is f*cking absurd. I have modeling contracts coming out of my ass and you're going to pretend like you're this hot woman? I don't think so, b*tch.

Watch your mouth.


Much like the girls who are likely to do the competing in this the tournament I also do not have to use the airbrushing.  Also I do not believe the pornographic movies are considered the modeling contracts LAUGHTER OL.
 
2013-05-07 10:52:47 PM  
Isn't this pretty much how Facebook got its start?
 
2013-05-07 10:52:49 PM  

NightSteel: I'm half-surprised that the school isn't punishing the kids anyway and letting the court system sort it out. Plenty of kids have been punished for conduct outside of school grounds.


The law here does prosecute and penalize for internet abuses/defamation, etc.
 
2013-05-07 10:52:50 PM  

skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.

Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?


Make that 10,001
 
2013-05-07 10:53:38 PM  
LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2013-05-07 10:54:01 PM  
So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

/Then again, it could be handed down to future generations or whatever.
//Hopefully that's the case.
 
2013-05-07 10:54:09 PM  

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


The girls in my class did this in high school. I also received a 2. I never grew up to be a pretty girl.

/sobs
 
2013-05-07 10:54:26 PM  

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 10:54:51 PM  

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


But OMG MAYBE!!!!!!

farking losers.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:00 PM  

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


You take that back!!! She might!!! She might!!!

/who are we talking about?
 
2013-05-07 10:55:08 PM  

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Scratch that, she probably will sleep with you. Fire at wil.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:13 PM  

What Knot: NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......

You have the intelligence of a gravy boat, and the sense of humor of an empty dinner plate. It wants to be filled with savory gravy goodness but is left unsatisfied. Like any woman who has ever had the misfortune of sleeping with you.


Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh
 
2013-05-07 10:55:39 PM  

banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.


What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...
 
2013-05-07 10:56:34 PM  

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!
 
2013-05-07 10:56:40 PM  

KeatingFive: Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.


What exactly of this would you have the consideration of being stupid?  It seems to me that these are quite the individuals upon which are enterprising very much.

  

What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.
 
2013-05-07 10:57:03 PM  

WhippingBoy: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

You take that back!!! She might!!! She might!!!

/who are we talking about?


exactly. who am I white knighting? does she have a perdy mouth?
 
2013-05-07 10:57:13 PM  
It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

i.i.com.com
 
2013-05-07 10:58:20 PM  
And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:36 PM  

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

www.leninimports.com
 
2013-05-07 10:58:42 PM  
We should vote on Farkettes.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:54 PM  

farkinglizardking: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!


I always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class
 
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