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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-07 08:15:16 PM
you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.
 
2013-05-07 08:18:19 PM
I don't have enough information to judge... I'll need a link to the contest to make sure.
 
2013-05-07 08:22:21 PM
Teenage boys, ranking who they most like to rub one out to at night? THE HORROR! Surely this has never happened before in the history of adolescence!
 
2013-05-07 08:25:02 PM
If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.
 
2013-05-07 08:41:44 PM
"It's hard," said Sarah Niegowski, the district's spokesperson.
 
2013-05-07 08:42:04 PM

Weaver95: you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.


Since when did "Think of the children" types care about other people's rights?
 
2013-05-07 08:48:44 PM

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


No, the girls will only deemed sluts.
 
2013-05-07 08:48:48 PM
Worked for mark zuckerberg
 
2013-05-07 09:07:20 PM

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.
 
2013-05-07 09:24:56 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


I bow to the master....
 
2013-05-07 09:31:49 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


Sir, I am honored to be tangentially affiliated with your reflective foresight.
 
2013-05-07 10:06:04 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


It'll just turn into a "whose mom is hotter" contest.
 
2013-05-07 10:08:46 PM
Meh....they just did their own version of KJR's contest.
 
2013-05-07 10:14:44 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate:

It'll just turn into a "whose mom is hotter" contest.


Will it?

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2013-05-07 10:18:23 PM
I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.
 
2013-05-07 10:21:40 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!
 
2013-05-07 10:22:18 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?
 
2013-05-07 10:23:08 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?
 
2013-05-07 10:23:24 PM

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:03 PM
I hope one of the winners puts "Was voted 'Queen of the Hard Wood' on her college applications.  Something like that will get you noticed.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:09 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


Only because they didn't calculate the ratio right

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2013-05-07 10:24:17 PM
completely understandable and disturbing at the same time. Perhaps you should raise your boys to have a little more class and consideration, parents.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:28 PM
Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy
 
2013-05-07 10:24:31 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!
 
2013-05-07 10:24:32 PM
Now going nationwide
 
2013-05-07 10:25:38 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


Best propane and propane accessories?
 
2013-05-07 10:27:03 PM

Hebalo: Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist.


???
 
2013-05-07 10:27:21 PM
Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook
 
2013-05-07 10:28:07 PM

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!


See this is the issue I am stating.
 
2013-05-07 10:28:14 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


that's great, sunshine. Now tits or GTFO
 
2013-05-07 10:29:06 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


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2013-05-07 10:29:51 PM

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!


Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.
 
2013-05-07 10:30:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


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2013-05-07 10:31:24 PM

ArkAngel: Best propane and propane accessories?


I know you're being facetious, but if you could make this rig in High School, you'd have been popular.
 
2013-05-07 10:31:56 PM
We did this back in high school, set up like March Madness. We got about to the Sweet Sixteen before word got around to the girls who were on the list (never did find the mole) but strangely enough, their knowledge didn't ruin the game. It made it even better. They gave their all, day in and day out, to be the hottest girl in school. They wanted to win.

If I recall correctly, an underdog sophomore shocked the world.
 
2013-05-07 10:32:38 PM

What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.


I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.
 
2013-05-07 10:32:46 PM
So they're following the lead of the local sports shockjocks. Amazing.

http://dance13.seaintsol.com/default.aspx
 
2013-05-07 10:33:15 PM
"It's hard"

"It's hard"

"It's hard"
 
2013-05-07 10:33:32 PM
www.avoiceformen.com
 
2013-05-07 10:35:20 PM
I think high school was 40% insignificant lists.
 
2013-05-07 10:35:58 PM
Is this a long pig story?

/DNRTFA
//DAC
 
2013-05-07 10:36:37 PM
I'm half-surprised that the school isn't punishing the kids anyway and letting the court system sort it out. Plenty of kids have been punished for conduct outside of school grounds.
 
2013-05-07 10:36:43 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Ahh meow said the dog... wonderful stuff.

Bowing to all the great comments in this thread
 
2013-05-07 10:37:07 PM

MFAWG: So they're following the lead of the local sports shockjocks. Amazing.

http://dance13.seaintsol.com/default.aspx



Ugh.....I completely forgot to fill out a bracket this year.

/Been doing it since 2004.
//I still say "WTF" when I think of that one year where Lauren Jackson beat Sue Bird in the first round.
 
2013-05-07 10:37:34 PM

meow said the dog: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?

Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

See this is the issue I am stating.


Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.
 
2013-05-07 10:38:00 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.


Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?
 
2013-05-07 10:38:34 PM
This problem would be easily solved if we gave vouchers to Buddhist schools, which teach the virtue of having no preferences.
 
2013-05-07 10:39:18 PM

meow said the dog: What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.

I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......
 
2013-05-07 10:39:33 PM
"This kind of thing is sexualizing us girls like we're some sort of trophy," said Devon Keller,  SHE SOUNDS FAT
 
2013-05-07 10:40:01 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica
 
2013-05-07 10:40:58 PM
 Wait...are you....are you actually mad at meow?
 
2013-05-07 10:41:01 PM

meow said the dog: I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


Feast foods? What kind of comedically oversized giblets have you been stuffing up your twat to cause such devastating brain damage?
 
2013-05-07 10:41:04 PM

spunkymunky: Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.


What is being said by me is that if the boys wish for rating the girls then they are merely following what is the evolutionarily ingrained for this to have the occurrence.

What Knot: Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


You know perhaps if you were one who had the ability of English you would not wish for the cranberry sauce and fruit salad during the holiday dinner.  I am the graduate student who does the studying of the neurology if you might not know this about me as I am the individual who does the hard work in the laboratory and while yes I have had the sexual relationship with two professors I also know that I have the brainpower.  So I have both of these going for me and perhaps you have neither of these but why would you get so mad of this?  If you wish for not participating then you would not need to.
 
2013-05-07 10:42:34 PM
Devon Keller sounds ugly.
 
2013-05-07 10:43:02 PM
Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...
 
2013-05-07 10:43:08 PM
Meow, are you farking kidding me?

Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?

farking jive turkey.
 
2013-05-07 10:43:23 PM
What, voting not enabled?
 
2013-05-07 10:43:27 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


The writing of the language is always the sticking of points when you are not the hotness of person like meow said the dog.
 
2013-05-07 10:44:11 PM

NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......


LAUGHTER OL that is what is thought by me as she is having much anger!  OM MAGOODNESS I DO NOT WISH FOR BEING PART OF THIS TOURNEY.  Perhaps she could have the Cinderella spotting.

What Knot: What kind of comedically oversized giblets have you been stuffing up your twat to cause such devastating brain damage?


I do not suffer of this damage of the brain and this is just the organic aphasia of me.
 
2013-05-07 10:44:15 PM

skullkrusher: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica


I marvel at the brilliance of meow said the dog. He is a god to us all.

Also, why is there a preponderance of hobbits feeding the trolls on fark now? have they been smoking too much of the halfling's leaf?

/sorry, watching lotr
 
2013-05-07 10:45:13 PM

NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......


You have the intelligence of a gravy boat, and the sense of humor of an empty dinner plate. It wants to be filled with savory gravy goodness but is left unsatisfied. Like any woman who has ever had the misfortune of sleeping with you.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:33 PM

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


We're not particularly good at it, we're just not afraid to use scales.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:49 PM

rappy: Meow, are you farking kidding me?

Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?

farking jive turkey.


Are you trolling the troll, or are you just a moron?
 
2013-05-07 10:45:53 PM

b0rg9: "It's hard"

"It's hard"

"It's hard"


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-07 10:46:30 PM
Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.
 
2013-05-07 10:46:38 PM
i'll be the judge of that

bie?
eip

/note that my attractiveness criteria typically involves: does she have a vagina?
 
2013-05-07 10:46:40 PM

rappy: Listen, you are an idiot. You probably are one of those stupid ass rape apologists, aren't you?


Perhaps we are having the misunderstanding of this as I am not suggesting that something which is not the voluntary thing to be occurring.  You do not make the volunteering to be attractive however.  I work hard at this.  LAUGHTER OL wait who is being the kidder here and that is me as I put very little of effort for this attractiveness.

I would have the first seed which was given to the pilgrims at the first feast of Thanksgiving and then would do the victory of this tournament.
 
2013-05-07 10:46:52 PM
<b>meow said the dog</b> is fishing with dynamite.  amazing catch.
 
2013-05-07 10:47:46 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


Oh this is GOLD!
 
2013-05-07 10:49:24 PM
This is f*cking absurd. I have modeling contracts coming out of my ass and you're going to pretend like you're this hot woman? I don't think so, b*tch.

Watch your mouth.
 
2013-05-07 10:49:49 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


media.tumblr.com
And meow said the dog's brainmelting horseshiat claims another victim. Bwahahaha.
 
2013-05-07 10:49:55 PM
Another thread of beauty made possible by MSTD
 
2013-05-07 10:50:24 PM

rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Every time someone says this I am forced to assume they have never actually met a man/teenage boy.

We see women as sex objects. After we get to know you, sure, then we can see you as a person. But before that, it's all would/would not hit.
 
2013-05-07 10:50:37 PM
This thread is very Kaufmanesque.

Andy or Charlie, take your pick.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:01 PM

LDM90: Oh this is GOLD!


Yes that is the medal which would be victoried by me if we had the tournament.  If we had the Fark.com website tournament of the attractive person I am thinking I would be the first winner of this also.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:20 PM
BTW, the Carrie reboot will be released in October.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:28 PM
"No one has been able to make it go away"

There's only one way to make the hardwood go away...

Link

Also, This is just a stupid immature contest by stupid immature guys and the girls know it. The girls also already know their place in the hot or not peckering order because the other girls have put them in their place since Jr. high (if not sooner).

If you think teenage guys are making girls feel inadequate or lowering their self esteem you should hear how the other girls act.


/They are 1000% more cruel than the guys
 
2013-05-07 10:51:39 PM
Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.
 
2013-05-07 10:51:47 PM

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?
 
2013-05-07 10:52:39 PM

rappy: This is f*cking absurd. I have modeling contracts coming out of my ass and you're going to pretend like you're this hot woman? I don't think so, b*tch.

Watch your mouth.


Much like the girls who are likely to do the competing in this the tournament I also do not have to use the airbrushing.  Also I do not believe the pornographic movies are considered the modeling contracts LAUGHTER OL.
 
2013-05-07 10:52:47 PM
Isn't this pretty much how Facebook got its start?
 
2013-05-07 10:52:49 PM

NightSteel: I'm half-surprised that the school isn't punishing the kids anyway and letting the court system sort it out. Plenty of kids have been punished for conduct outside of school grounds.


The law here does prosecute and penalize for internet abuses/defamation, etc.
 
2013-05-07 10:52:50 PM

skullkrusher: Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.

Grasshopper, what is the sound of 10,000 profiles clicking?


Make that 10,001
 
2013-05-07 10:53:38 PM
LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2013-05-07 10:54:01 PM
So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

/Then again, it could be handed down to future generations or whatever.
//Hopefully that's the case.
 
2013-05-07 10:54:09 PM

Lollipop165: Oh gosh this brings back memories. I found a list of all the 6th grade girls graded on a scale of 1-10 on the seat of a lunch table. It was written by like 20 boys including my crush.

I, going through a definite ugly duckling phase, graded at a 2. A TWO. I was crushed. I knew I wasn't pretty but I was hoping for a 4... at least....

Thank god puberty is over. Life is much easier as a pretty girl.


The girls in my class did this in high school. I also received a 2. I never grew up to be a pretty girl.

/sobs
 
2013-05-07 10:54:26 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 10:54:51 PM

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


But OMG MAYBE!!!!!!

farking losers.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:00 PM

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


You take that back!!! She might!!! She might!!!

/who are we talking about?
 
2013-05-07 10:55:08 PM

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Scratch that, she probably will sleep with you. Fire at wil.
 
2013-05-07 10:55:13 PM

What Knot: NickelP: Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......

You have the intelligence of a gravy boat, and the sense of humor of an empty dinner plate. It wants to be filled with savory gravy goodness but is left unsatisfied. Like any woman who has ever had the misfortune of sleeping with you.


Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh
 
2013-05-07 10:55:39 PM

banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.


What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...
 
2013-05-07 10:56:34 PM

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!
 
2013-05-07 10:56:40 PM

KeatingFive: Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.


What exactly of this would you have the consideration of being stupid?  It seems to me that these are quite the individuals upon which are enterprising very much.

  

What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.
 
2013-05-07 10:57:03 PM

WhippingBoy: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

You take that back!!! She might!!! She might!!!

/who are we talking about?


exactly. who am I white knighting? does she have a perdy mouth?
 
2013-05-07 10:57:13 PM
It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

i.i.com.com
 
2013-05-07 10:58:20 PM
And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:36 PM

What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.


Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

www.leninimports.com
 
2013-05-07 10:58:42 PM
We should vote on Farkettes.
 
2013-05-07 10:58:54 PM

farkinglizardking: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!


I always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class
 
2013-05-07 10:59:41 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

[i.i.com.com image 620x350]


I do not believe Vincent the Kennedy of McMahons does these.

Zavulon: And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.


It is just the issue upon which I feel quite the strongness about.
 
2013-05-07 11:00:18 PM

TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".


I picture an asexual non-gendered being with smooth plastic for genitals, like a Ken or Barbie doll.
 
2013-05-07 11:00:52 PM

skullkrusher: farkinglizardking: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

The precise spelling yet complete disregard for grammar is what I'm attracted to. Wonderfully clever yet just insane enough to like. And I was told girls like it when I tell them they're clever.

Don't ruin my dreams what knot!!!!

I always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class


Drunk russian gals. Now you're speaking my language.

/no pun/joke intended
 
2013-05-07 11:01:30 PM
Why bother with a real contest? Everyone knew who was who in my high school, and I went to a huge battery farm school.

Well except for that one psychotic girl who smelled like something died up her babyhole who thought she could have anyone she wanted just by talking about sex. (Incidentally, guys, ever dream of an easy quick hookup? Wonder why that can't happen to you? It's because almost every chick who will talk frankly with you about sex is so insane she can't change her underwear. She's not having fun crossing social norms, she's so psychotic she CAN'T respect social norms.)
 
2013-05-07 11:01:42 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

I picture an asexual non-gendered being with smooth plastic for genitals, like a Ken or Barbie doll.


FARKers can't be choosers
 
2013-05-07 11:01:49 PM

TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

[www.leninimports.com image 256x315]


Imagine this only attractive.  She is not even in the league of me.

aerojockey: We should vote on Farkettes.


See the other comment upon which is quoted by this as it would not be the competition much like Britney who has probably done the winning of the high school tournament.
 
2013-05-07 11:01:49 PM

NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh


Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.
 
2013-05-07 11:02:10 PM

skullkrusher: always get the feeling that Meow is going for a drunk Russian who is taking ESL but only paid for the first 2 semesters of class


Perfect description... and that is why I have you favorited :-)
 
2013-05-07 11:04:06 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Well except for that one psychotic girl who smelled like something died up her babyhole who thought she could have anyone she wanted just by talking about sex. (Incidentally, guys, ever dream of an easy quick hookup? Wonder why that can't happen to you? It's because almost every chick who will talk frankly with you about sex is so insane she can't change her underwear. She's not having fun crossing social norms, she's so psychotic she CAN'T respect social norms.)


WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME?????
 
2013-05-07 11:04:18 PM

What Knot: I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.


Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.
 
2013-05-07 11:04:21 PM
Back when I was in middle school (mid 80's) girls had these things that I think were called "slam-books".  In them they rated all of the guys in the class from 1st to worst, plus had anecdotes about different guys, which guys they'd do what to/for, etc.

How is this different, except the genders are reversed and it is updated for present day?

//Did stuff like this exist in other schools?
 
2013-05-07 11:04:51 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:10 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


24.media.tumblr.com
images.zap2it.com
surftherenow.com
 
2013-05-07 11:05:53 PM

What Knot: NickelP: Hunny you will never be a  Ami5000 but someday you may work yourself up to being a Keigh

Wait, fat ami or skinny ami? This is important for my caloric consumption calculations.

meow said the dog: But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.

I cetainly wouldn't be interested in rating any of the boys around here. Have you clicked on any of these profiles? My brain f*cking stabbed itself.


I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:16 PM

NotoriousFire: banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...


Actually...Good point.
www.celebrityweddingbuzz.com
 
2013-05-07 11:06:19 PM

What Knot: Fire at wil.


NO
DON'T
ts3.mm.bing.net
YOU BASTARD
 
2013-05-07 11:06:30 PM

99.998er: It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.


No only those who have the frequent sex are deemed this and this is the rightful thing because if you are having the sexing in high school then you have the social problems.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:31 PM
Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:35 PM
Remember the "spur posse" whose only crime in the end was....nothing? Maybe there was a 19-year-old who farked a 17-year old.

But with all the media attention you'd think they were a roving pack of rapists. The thing that always got me was, the harshest criticism was that they "kept score" in some way of their sexual conquests. That's right -- there was outrage that they kept track of the sex they had.

Implying that guys should completely forget every sexual encounter, I guess.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:37 PM

meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.


Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:38 PM

meow said the dog: KeatingFive: Hmm, stupid kids being stupid kids. I am appalled.

Of course from what I can tell, all guys do this all day long no matter how old they are.

What exactly of this would you have the consideration of being stupid?  It seems to me that these are quite the individuals upon which are enterprising very much.

  What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


You're trying too hard.
 
Oak
2013-05-07 11:06:49 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff


Those would be Fark, and now.
 
2013-05-07 11:08:20 PM

Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.


Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

What Knot: Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I am the individual who is open to the scissoring of you.
 
2013-05-07 11:08:57 PM

meow said the dog: The Irresponsible Captain: It's only acceptable when it's run by creepy old men for money.

[i.i.com.com image 620x350]

I do not believe Vincent the Kennedy of McMahons does these.

Zavulon: And this is why I have meow favorited. Madam, I salute you. Best thread in months.

It is just the issue upon which I feel quite the strongness about.


Oh, I more or less agree that this can't/shouldn't be stopped. This quote from the article was telling:

"'These are pretty smart folks behind this. They know their first amendment rights. They're very quiet about who it is and the group behind it,' said Niegowski.

You can just tell she's really thinking "How dare these chattel exercise their First Amendment rights! There must be a way to put a stop to it!"
 
2013-05-07 11:09:24 PM

awalkingecho: I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.


Checked your profile, spontaneously grew a penis, and it stabbed itself.
 
2013-05-07 11:09:44 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


Like a cheap screen door.
 
2013-05-07 11:09:45 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


I'm not sure what happened in this thread but I love it. please don't stop

I imagine the two of you in some great sex romp while a choir sings and people blow trumpets and celebrate in the streets, neighbor hugging neighbor.

/damn, i love fark
 
2013-05-07 11:09:52 PM

NotoriousFire: banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

What's wrong with that? Dude keeps getting older, the ladies stay the same age. Alriiiiight...




That line is only not creepy because it was said by Matthew McConaughuey. Because handsome men noticing that younger women are attractive aren't creepy. For some reason.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:05 PM
meow said the dog:

  What Knot: Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Oh it is the miracle we actually have the agreement on something as it is thought of by me that 95% of the boys who are doing the posting in the thread of this probably suffer of the condition of the thyroid to make them the bigger person.

But let me ask the Hippocrates of you all would you have the same problem if the rating was of the boys?  No you would not have this.


I can't tell if all of the cleverness in this is accidental or not.

*claps*

You're really pulling out all the stops. Good work.
 
2013-05-07 11:10:37 PM

firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?


The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.
 
2013-05-07 11:11:14 PM

Zavulon: Madam


TomD9938: "her"


Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?
 
2013-05-07 11:11:40 PM

chrylis: firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?

The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.


Perhaps the ignorance is blinding of you as you cannot see the labia of me as I am the female individual.
 
2013-05-07 11:12:28 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


Eye bleach, please.
 
2013-05-07 11:13:20 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?


In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.
 
2013-05-07 11:13:37 PM

What Knot: awalkingecho: I will entertain you by feigning sadness and insecurity at this.

Checked your profile, spontaneously grew a penis, and it stabbed itself.


Between this and the aforementioned willingness of meow to scissor you, I will be in my bunk.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:13 PM

FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?




I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:28 PM
Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:38 PM

chrylis: firefly212: I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?

The intentionally mangled syntax is the entire point of that alt. I just have him on ignore and see him quoted on the .1% of worthwhile posts.


I alternate him between ignore and favorite. Glad tonight was "favorited". He hauled in so many that FWS got involved.
 
2013-05-07 11:14:40 PM

meow said the dog: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you as I know how to work this booty.


I'm like, being seduced by your mindnumbing derp.

Are you a creature of the warp?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:00 PM

meow said the dog: What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.

I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


LAUGHTER OL! This is the posting for which I have been doing the waiting.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:03 PM

Repo Man: FARK rebel soldier: Zavulon: Madam

TomD9938: "her"

Wait, meow said the dog is a chick? How does a woman keep all that insanity in such a small head, as all women have heads too small to hold brains. Does she hold the lunacy in her boobs? Is it enough?

I think Meow is an AI experiment that has been turned loose on the web.


Seven monkeys on seven keyboards.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:24 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!
 
2013-05-07 11:15:41 PM

meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.


Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:47 PM

TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.


WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?
 
2013-05-07 11:15:57 PM

TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.


I burned Oprah's couch, and sacrificed bieber on  it's ashy remains in the name of darwin.

What now.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:58 PM

meow said the dog: What Knot: Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.

I am the individual who is open to the scissoring of you.


Come here you knucklehead. I can't stay mad at you. Now shut up and get to sucking.
 
2013-05-07 11:16:51 PM

UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


In all honesty, it does kind of wear thin really quickly.
 
2013-05-07 11:17:52 PM
I wonder if meow said the dog is Jimmy from Seinfeld?
 
2013-05-07 11:18:16 PM

WhippingBoy: UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!

In all honesty, it does kind of wear thin really quickly.


Increase your marijuana intake, and call me in a week. You'll find that the thinness has undergone drastic rethickening.
 
2013-05-07 11:18:31 PM
My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.
 
2013-05-07 11:19:24 PM

UncleStumpy: I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


Oh I can't wait until hooked on phonics here catches up on the thread.
 
2013-05-07 11:20:12 PM

UncleStumpy: What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?

I find it hilarious people take meow seriously.

Lighten up people! Meow is to be enjoyed!!!


No, it is not to be enjoyed.  Well, maybe if you laugh at people who can count to potato it is to be enjoyed, but otherwise, No.
 
2013-05-07 11:20:21 PM

sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.


Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.
 
2013-05-07 11:21:14 PM

meow said the dog: TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.

WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?


I'm saying that not everyone deserves a ribbon/medal.  Your lack of a ribbon/medal is what gives mine value.

Kids need to learn their limitations very early in life.  If you are a fugly girl, you need to accept that Justin Bieber is never going to be your husband.  You need to realize that you're fugly, and start looking at the guys who might be interested in waking up to your face, being happy with what you can get.

The people who get up in arms about stuff like this would never survive the collapse of an empire (which is going to happen sooner or later).  These people are weak, and they need to have that explained to them by the rest of society.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:08 PM

meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.


Ok, THAT was f*cking funny.
 
2013-05-07 11:22:26 PM
man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.
 
2013-05-07 11:23:53 PM
meow said the dog
(favorite: lame shtick)


She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now.

/In my day, trolling meant something.
 
2013-05-07 11:25:09 PM
Another penetrating news article from fark.com.
 
2013-05-07 11:25:46 PM

Begoggle: meow said the dog
(favorite: lame shtick)

She has been in a nice dark shade of gray for me, for quite a long time now.

/In my day, trolling meant something.


If you can't appreciate the dichotomy of hate and endearment in this thread, your trolling never meant a thing, I assure you.
 
2013-05-07 11:26:49 PM

Mock26: meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?


As has been pointed out before, it's Meow's syntax that is at issue here. To be perfectly precise.
 
2013-05-07 11:27:28 PM

TOSViolation: meow said the dog: TOSViolation: Sites like this are what you pay for your right to jump up and down on a couch on Oprah, worship Darwin, and like Justin Bieber.

If you can't accept other people saying things that make you uncomfortable, then you don't deserve the right to do anything that makes you happy either.

WT THE F IS BEING SAID BY YOU?

I'm saying that not everyone deserves a ribbon/medal.  Your lack of a ribbon/medal is what gives mine value.

Kids need to learn their limitations very early in life.  If you are a fugly girl, you need to accept that Justin Bieber is never going to be your husband.  You need to realize that you're fugly, and start looking at the guys who might be interested in waking up to your face, being happy with what you can get.

The people who get up in arms about stuff like this would never survive the collapse of an empire (which is going to happen sooner or later).  These people are weak, and they need to have that explained to them by the rest of society.


Oh yes I am in agreement with this crazy person.  Suck this others.
 
2013-05-07 11:28:08 PM
Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:29 PM

meow said the dog: 99.998er: It's high school. They are already deemed sluts.

No only those who have the frequent sex are deemed this and this is the rightful thing because if you are having the sexing in high school then you have the social problems.


Perhaps...maybe if you went to Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt or something. This is a non-story. This has been going on since they have had schools and probably longer. I would bet the Amish even have a similar system for those boys. The only difference between now and then is the transparency of technology now. We did the same shiat back in the late 70s except it was done on paper. It was never meant to hurt anyone's self esteem, it was more or less a game. Get over it girls. There will be only one Homecoming Queen, and if you are not it, tough shiat.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:43 PM

pippi longstocking: Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.


Hello everyone I am believing I have done the Where is Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson and have spotted the troll of the thread of this!
 
2013-05-07 11:31:49 PM

meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.


Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die
 
2013-05-07 11:32:33 PM

meow said the dog: pippi longstocking: Women are generally garbage, they sell themselves to the highest bidder, in one way or another.

Hello everyone I am believing I have done the Where is Mr. Ralph Waldo Emerson and have spotted the troll of the thread of this!


LAUGHTER OL yes you are the correct individual as there is but only one of the trolls in the thread of this!
 
2013-05-07 11:33:15 PM
Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.
 
2013-05-07 11:33:47 PM
My old baseball coach said saltpeter will get rid of wood.
 
2013-05-07 11:35:15 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die


gat damn thats funny!
 
2013-05-07 11:35:16 PM

Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook


First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?
 
2013-05-07 11:36:04 PM

ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.


This sounds serious.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:11 PM

ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.


Exactly, they're kids being kids.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:54 PM
I see we've arrived at the well-pissing phase of this evening's activities.

I'm off to fulfill my responsibilities as prom queen and scissor meow.

Please don't let our sexy shenanigans interupt your uplifting discussion of feminism.
 
2013-05-07 11:36:58 PM

fusillade762: Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook

First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?


uhoh, meow. Someone is looking to unseat you.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:15 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

This sounds serious.


I'm trolling myself.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:33 PM
I am extremely grateful that I wasn't popular enough to know about these rating lists.

And I love everything about this thread.
 
2013-05-07 11:37:34 PM

ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.


oops
 
2013-05-07 11:37:55 PM

ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.


Don't try to use alts to steer this thread towards land. To the maelstrom we go, where there be dragons.
 
2013-05-07 11:39:59 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ole prophet: ole prophet: Keep making fun of your home-schoolers while your boobs-hanging-out high school teachers keep farking them.
If this was the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts it would be a pandemic.

Exactly, they're kids being kids.

Don't try to use alts to steer this thread towards land. To the maelstrom we go, where there be dragons.


:)
 
2013-05-07 11:40:55 PM
*checks thread*

*see's people getting bent out of shape over Meow*

WTF? Since when do we get mad at Meow? Guess her receny absence from liter threads has borne fruit.

I love your work Meow. 11/10 would hit like the angry fist of god.

/Just the thinking about Meow talking dirty in that special way she has makes me hot.
//i'll be in my bunk
 
2013-05-07 11:41:27 PM

Chach: you are the correct individual as there is but only one of the trolls in the thread of this!


Uh, oh, the schtick of meow who has become the star of the thread of the Fark appears to be catching to others!
 
Oak
2013-05-07 11:43:32 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die


Wait -  spentmiles was permabanned, too?  Dang....

/Still, flawless victory for meow.
 
2013-05-07 11:44:07 PM
This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.

I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian.  This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.

Cheers.
 
2013-05-07 11:47:31 PM

skullkrusher: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.


Someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile......
 
2013-05-07 11:47:50 PM

blacksho89: Mock26: meow said the dog: Mock26: Meh, boys will be boys.  And so will Meow Said The Dog.

Sorry but who are you?  You are not the individual known by me.

Who the fark are you and why is your grammar so atrocious?

As has been pointed out before, it's Meow's syntax that is at issue here. To be perfectly precise.


Mock26 thanks your for your reply.  He really appreciates your taking the time to respond to his post.

/Mock26 is not mocking you, by the way.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:08 PM

Brian_of_Nazareth: This thread is awesome, I love it when the politics tab leaks onto the main page in a non-politics thread.

I've always imagined Meow as a hot Asian woman, but I'll accept drunk, hot and Russian.  This thread has definitely taken a turn for the better, but we need pictures.

Cheers.


sometimes we just gotta show the mainpagers how it's done.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:34 PM
Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.
 
2013-05-07 11:48:58 PM

30yrs2l8: skullkrusher: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

Someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile......


You screwed up your quoting. Hebalo said that. However, it's also true in my case

/married with a baby
 
2013-05-07 11:50:14 PM

meow said the dog: Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.


...weirdest boner
 
2013-05-07 11:50:50 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Good to see that my long-standing tag of "Engrishy Dumbfark" holds up very well.
 
2013-05-07 11:51:01 PM

meow said the dog: Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.


Be sure to wear a dental dam.
 
2013-05-07 11:52:19 PM

Oak: thisisyourbrainonFark: meow said the dog: sleeper2995: My wife won The Best Boobs award for the class '98 in our high school. Yes I am proud of it and have framed the award.

Which was the awkward thing considering you were the homeschooled individual.

LAUGHTER OL.

Hahahahhahahahaha!!! Farkin' hell!!

/thread needs  spentmiles and gorgor
//that which is banned may never die

Wait -  spentmiles was permabanned, too?  Dang....

/Still, flawless victory for meow.


Thankfully no. Just the latter and his wide world of images.
 
2013-05-07 11:52:27 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


-9.78 m/s² out of 10.
 
2013-05-07 11:53:31 PM

aerojockey: We should vote on Farkettes.


I second the motion
 
2013-05-07 11:53:45 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


I had another account several years back.  I remember a thread from Drew telling people that the boobies pics had gotten into NSFW territory, and everyone needed to tame it down a little.  Of course, that thread was filled with comments about how it's our right to post pics of these guys.
0.tqn.com

/Same as it ever was
 
2013-05-07 11:55:09 PM
Jesus, of all the things for my city to make FARK for...
 
2013-05-07 11:57:05 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Yes this is the true thing.  Perhaps we must agree for the disagreement of the first point of this as you are the jealous individual of the looks of me but we can do the agreement of the second point and that is that the Farkettes are the fairer of the sexings.

Look, we can pretend all day long to like each other and avoid eye contact in the farkways, but I think there's one thing that has become pretty clear in our little derp-to-English exchange here: You want me so hard.


Wow. Are you both intoxicated?
 
2013-05-07 11:59:40 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

[newsynnosey.files.wordpress.com image 498x359]


www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 12:00:06 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


Nope, not just you. Been biatching about it for a while. Gave up when it was clearly doing nothing.

/But yeah, I'd go with the post-pics-of-them-as-babies route. First Amendment doesn't protect you from the  consequences of your free speech...or at least not by citizens....
 
2013-05-08 12:01:15 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


yeah, well i seemed to notice that high school guys are putting things into passed out high school girls with a greater frequency than i remember.

it's called the clinton morality affect on america.
when america decided clinton was okay as president of the united states, even though he was a scumbag liar and cheater, the country started going to crap (morally). maybe it just accelerated on a course it was headed already.

/just one opinion
/just kidding
/maybe
 
2013-05-08 12:01:49 AM

mjbok: Back when I was in middle school (mid 80's) girls had these things that I think were called "slam-books".  In them they rated all of the guys in the class from 1st to worst, plus had anecdotes about different guys, which guys they'd do what to/for, etc.

How is this different, except the genders are reversed and it is updated for present day?

//Did stuff like this exist in other schools?


We had those in the 1970s, and I'm sure it goes back decades before then. Slam books in my day rated everyone (they consisted of a person's name at the top of each page, and others would write what they thought of that person). The 9th grade graduates' sections of my junior high school yearbooks always had a couple of pages of photos of the kids who were voted Best Looking, Smartest, Most Athletic, etc., as did each year's final edition of the school newspaper. It's nothing new.

/adores MTSD
 
2013-05-08 12:04:25 AM
 
2013-05-08 12:07:42 AM

Lorelle: mjbok: Back when I was in middle school (mid 80's) girls had these things that I think were called "slam-books".  In them they rated all of the guys in the class from 1st to worst, plus had anecdotes about different guys, which guys they'd do what to/for, etc.

How is this different, except the genders are reversed and it is updated for present day?

//Did stuff like this exist in other schools?

We had those in the 1970s, and I'm sure it goes back decades before then. Slam books in my day rated everyone (they consisted of a person's name at the top of each page, and others would write what they thought of that person). The 9th grade graduates' sections of my junior high school yearbooks always had a couple of pages of photos of the kids who were voted Best Looking, Smartest, Most Athletic, etc., as did each year's final edition of the school newspaper. It's nothing new.

/adores MTSD


IIRC they were "banned" at my middle school, but for naught because no one had heard of them before being informed that it wasn't allowed.
 
2013-05-08 12:08:32 AM
meow said the dog: If you ever need a husband, or like a guarantor on a lease or something, call me.
 
2013-05-08 12:09:25 AM
Hee hee hee hee hee. My delight in this thread can scarcely be comprehended.
 
2013-05-08 12:11:19 AM

FunkOut: Hee hee hee hee hee. My delight in this thread can scarcely be comprehended.


*clicks*

Deltron 3030? I like you.
 
2013-05-08 12:13:01 AM

Popular Opinion: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

yeah, well i seemed to notice that high school guys are putting things into passed out high school girls with a greater frequency than i remember.

it's called the clinton morality affect on america.
when america decided clinton was okay as president of the united states, even though he was a scumbag liar and cheater, the country started going to crap (morally). maybe it just accelerated on a course it was headed already.

/just one opinion
/just kidding
/maybe


Misattribution bias.  It isn't happening more often. It's being caught more often because of a societal shift in the "it's not okay if someone rapes you" department. That, and the internet.
 
2013-05-08 12:13:16 AM
Christ, so glad I didn't miss this thread. Good to see you as always meow. This is why I have you Farkied as "Never not funny to me. Never funny to others."
 
2013-05-08 12:13:22 AM

farkinglizardking: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Ahh meow said the dog... wonderful stuff.

Bowing to all the great comments in this thread


Meow must have been laying low for a little while, because some suckers in this thread are falling for the schtick hard.
 
2013-05-08 12:14:24 AM

megarian: FunkOut: Hee hee hee hee hee. My delight in this thread can scarcely be comprehended.

*clicks*

Deltron 3030? I like you.


Woah woah woah,

Are we talking 3030 up in here? Because we can all be friends.

In fact, you just got favorited. I don't even know you. But that makes you cool.
 
2013-05-08 12:14:36 AM
I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.
 
2013-05-08 12:14:45 AM
It's the internet-age lulz like this that almost make me wish I was back in high school.

Almost.
 
2013-05-08 12:16:54 AM

rappy: I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.


Well we can all wear the kilts and the ponytails.
 
2013-05-08 12:17:42 AM

Kingly Weevil: megarian: FunkOut: Hee hee hee hee hee. My delight in this thread can scarcely be comprehended.

*clicks*

Deltron 3030? I like you.

Woah woah woah,

Are we talking 3030 up in here? Because we can all be friends.

In fact, you just got favorited. I don't even know you. But that makes you cool.


*fistbump* I'm in.
 
2013-05-08 12:20:30 AM

Kingly Weevil: Popular Opinion: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

yeah, well i seemed to notice that high school guys are putting things into passed out high school girls with a greater frequency than i remember.

it's called the clinton morality affect on america.
when america decided clinton was okay as president of the united states, even though he was a scumbag liar and cheater, the country started going to crap (morally). maybe it just accelerated on a course it was headed already.

/just one opinion
/just kidding
/maybe

Misattribution bias.  It isn't happening more often. It's being caught more often because of a societal shift in the "it's not okay if someone rapes you" department. That, and the internet.


that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.
 
2013-05-08 12:23:07 AM
Meow, this is masterpiece theater shiat right here. My cap is tipped m'lady.
 
2013-05-08 12:24:27 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

I had another account several years back.  I remember a thread from Drew telling people that the boobies pics had gotten into NSFW territory, and everyone needed to tame it down a little.  Of course, that thread was filled with comments about how it's our right to post pics of these guys.
[0.tqn.com image 300x400]

/Same as it ever was


In the days before sponsorship, I'm pretty sure foobies threads were right on the main page. I've grown to wonder if any of the noobs even know that foobies exists
 
2013-05-08 12:27:17 AM

Fano: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

I had another account several years back.  I remember a thread from Drew telling people that the boobies pics had gotten into NSFW territory, and everyone needed to tame it down a little.  Of course, that thread was filled with comments about how it's our right to post pics of these guys.
[0.tqn.com image 300x400]

/Same as it ever was

In the days before sponsorship, I'm pretty sure foobies threads were right on the main page. I've grown to wonder if any of the noobs even know that foobies exists


I remember them like a fleeting dream - not quite sure if real or fantasy... longing... striving... fading away.
 
2013-05-08 12:28:08 AM

Starhawk: <b>meow said the dog</b> is fishing with dynamite.  amazing catch.


This is quite the haul. I remember giving meow hell when first it showed up. *strokes neckbeard* Then, like Red in Shawshank, I grew to appreciate his methods.
 
2013-05-08 12:32:19 AM

meow said the dog: rappy: I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.

Well we can all wear the kilts and the ponytails.


Dead honest, I'm wearing a bed sheet toga right now.
 
2013-05-08 12:32:21 AM

Fano: Starhawk: <b>meow said the dog</b> is fishing with dynamite.  amazing catch.

This is quite the haul. I remember giving meow hell when first it showed up. *strokes neckbeard* Then, like Red in Shawshank, I grew to appreciate his methods.


I first noticed Meow while checking Fark during a rain delayed morning start to a dino dig alone in the badlands of South Dakota. It took a few days to determine if I had actually truly had gone insane. Favorited ever since in a lovely periwinkle.
 
2013-05-08 12:33:52 AM

TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

[www.leninimports.com image 256x315]


I always assumed either a dude, or it's Bjork's personal fark account.
 
2013-05-08 12:35:52 AM

Fano: TomD9938: What Knot: LOL, there are so many white knights for meow, I can't see past the mountain of horseshiat.

Pat yourselves on the backs, fellas. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

Meow may well be a three hundred pound basement dweller, but this is how I've long pictured "her".

[www.leninimports.com image 256x315]

I always assumed either a dude, or it's Bjork's personal fark account.


If I had to bet, I'd put money on Amy Sedaris.
 
2013-05-08 12:37:33 AM

Kingly Weevil: megarian: FunkOut: Hee hee hee hee hee. My delight in this thread can scarcely be comprehended.

*clicks*

Deltron 3030? I like you.

Woah woah woah,

Are we talking 3030 up in here? Because we can all be friends.

In fact, you just got favorited. I don't even know you. But that makes you cool.


I got Mastermind in my head now.
 
2013-05-08 12:38:11 AM

banandar123: So the website has been running for 5 years...Yet highschool is typically over in 4 years. Well tl;dr, I'd love to know more about the guy that runs this. Isn't the average freshman like 14 or 15? So if he started the contest at 14 years old, he'd be a minimum of 19 years old now. So in 5 more years, he's gonna be some 24 year old dude running a highschool hottie website. Creepy eh.

/Then again, it could be handed down to future generations or whatever.
//Hopefully that's the case.


I think it's passed on, like the book of sex secrets in American Pie
 
2013-05-08 12:39:40 AM
Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?
 
2013-05-08 12:40:15 AM

WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?


Jailbait.com.
 
2013-05-08 12:41:10 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: We did this back in high school, set up like March Madness. We got about to the Sweet Sixteen before word got around to the girls who were on the list (never did find the mole) but strangely enough, their knowledge didn't ruin the game. It made it even better. They gave their all, day in and day out, to be the hottest girl in school. They wanted to win.

If I recall correctly, an underdog sophomore shocked the world.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-05-08 12:41:21 AM

meow said the dog: rappy: I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.

Well we can all wear the kilts and the ponytails.


If only I had known you when I had hair.
 
2013-05-08 12:42:30 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.


I... would not go to that link.
 
2013-05-08 12:43:53 AM

skullkrusher: man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.


,,, try emulating Spentmiles or Pocket Ninja. There really is room for only one Meow. And I enjoy the routine in homeopathic doses.
 
2013-05-08 12:46:32 AM

jj325: "It's hard," said Sarah Niegowski, the district's spokesperson.


the rest isn't any better: "It's hard," said Sarah Niegowski, the district's spokesperson. "It doesn't feel good to anybody."

that's false on it's face. it feels good to the organizers and probably the winner(s).
 
2013-05-08 12:46:52 AM

daveUSMC: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.

I... would not go to that link.


What's the big deal? The page loaded up to a video of Motorhead's "Jailbait". What's wrong with that?
 
2013-05-08 12:46:53 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.

 
2013-05-08 12:48:31 AM
MOTORHEAD!!!!!
 
2013-05-08 12:48:59 AM

WilliamLeeTwitch: daveUSMC: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.

I... would not go to that link.

What's the big deal? The page loaded up to a video of Motorhead's "Jailbait". What's wrong with that?


I didn't click it. I figured there'd be kiddybits and illegallings of unsavory nature.
 
2013-05-08 12:49:16 AM

Popular Opinion: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-05-08 12:50:32 AM
Popular Opinion:

that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.


I'm not a rapist, but I imagine it isn't exactly something you brag about.
 
2013-05-08 12:52:54 AM

daveUSMC: WilliamLeeTwitch: daveUSMC: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: WilliamLeeTwitch: Where are the pics of these girls so I can see if the boys are rating them correctly?

Jailbait.com.

I... would not go to that link.

What's the big deal? The page loaded up to a video of Motorhead's "Jailbait". What's wrong with that?

I didn't click it. I figured there'd be kiddybits and illegallings of unsavory nature.


After you posted earlier, I went to the site to see what I actually advocated with my one-liner, but it wouldn't even load for me. So people shouldn't go there, but mostly because it doesn't go anywhere.
 
2013-05-08 12:55:29 AM

Kingly Weevil: Popular Opinion:

that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.

I'm not a rapist, but I imagine it isn't exactly something you brag about.


it didn't used to be, which was my point, remember? now it both goes on more, and is laughed off by too many.
 
2013-05-08 12:56:26 AM

ArkAngel: Weaver95: you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.

Since when did "Think of the children" types care about other people's rights?


Since when did "Think of the children" types care about other people's children?
 
2013-05-08 12:57:58 AM

megarian: meow said the dog: Wait where did the date of me leave from this?  OM MAGOODNESS I must also go but have the greatest of the evenings individuals as I will now be in the seat which is the back of the Chevrolet Citation doing the scissoring with the date of me.

...weirdest boner


It's comments like this that make me wonder if you might actually be a tranny.  Sorry, but I prefer my women to have an inie, not an outie.

I prefer to think you just have a twisted sense of humor like mine.  Don't ruin my fantasy if I am wrong.
 
2013-05-08 01:02:17 AM
One day our politically correct society will make it illegal to be a young male with raging hormones.
 
2013-05-08 01:04:06 AM

LDM90: rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

Every time someone says this I am forced to assume they have never actually met a man/teenage boy.

We see women as sex objects. After we get to know you, sure, then we can see you as a person. But before that, it's all would/would not hit.


A chunk of you anyway....

 .... and yet you're still surprised when you end up with an 18 yr payment plan or alimony.

/it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion...
 
2013-05-08 01:05:57 AM

Popular Opinion: Kingly Weevil: Popular Opinion:

that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.

I'm not a rapist, but I imagine it isn't exactly something you brag about.

it didn't used to be, which was my point, remember? now it both goes on more, and is laughed off by too many.


No, we just hear about it more. Before digital media, it was unlikely you'd hear about it every time a cheerleader got drunk and taken advantage of at a party. You thinking sexual assault is dramatically on the rise beyond other times in history would be cutely naive if it wasn't so asinine.
 
2013-05-08 01:09:19 AM

cuzsis: .... and yet you're still surprised when you end up with an 18 yr payment plan or alimony.


Not really. We know you are really after too.
 
2013-05-08 01:09:43 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: Kingly Weevil: Popular Opinion:

that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.

I'm not a rapist, but I imagine it isn't exactly something you brag about.

it didn't used to be, which was my point, remember? now it both goes on more, and is laughed off by too many.

No, we just hear about it more. Before digital media, it was unlikely you'd hear about it every time a cheerleader got drunk and taken advantage of at a party. You thinking sexual assault is dramatically on the rise beyond other times in history would be cutely naive if it wasn't so asinine.


The Mongol invasion of Europe probably would have had less support if Genghis tweeted every time he raped a fertile native.
 
2013-05-08 01:18:59 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: Kingly Weevil: Popular Opinion:

that would be depressing if true.
having attended school myself, i must disagree based on my own experience (and that of those that i know).
social media and added exposure aside, in my day we beat the living crap out of scumbags that tried to get into a room with a girl passed out or "asleep". I've been in trouble for administering such a beating.
my classmates would not have laughed and joked about it.

I'm not a rapist, but I imagine it isn't exactly something you brag about.

it didn't used to be, which was my point, remember? now it both goes on more, and is laughed off by too many.

No, we just hear about it more. Before digital media, it was unlikely you'd hear about it every time a cheerleader got drunk and taken advantage of at a party. You thinking sexual assault is dramatically on the rise beyond other times in history would be cutely naive if it wasn't so asinine.


recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.
i would be more inclined to believe is is not an isolated anomaly.
 
2013-05-08 01:26:58 AM
Do I have this story right?  School officials are upset that teenage boys are acting like teenage boys?
 
2013-05-08 01:28:07 AM
I'm not sure what I expected from this thread, but Deltron 3030 references and Meow Said The Dog in best form made it very very entertaining.

Also I am glad to be in the knowing that personages such as I are not lonely in picturing Meow Said The Dog in being very much like the Björk in my head.

/Or Pilz-E
 
2013-05-08 01:28:12 AM

Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.


The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more
 
2013-05-08 01:48:55 AM
I can't believe there are people who've been here since 2004 yet don't know about meow. I have her/him/it/them favorited as "Local Institution." Meow is one of those rare posters like PocketNinja or (going waaaaay back) fb-, whose presence is all but a guarantee that the thread will be awesome.
 
2013-05-08 01:55:14 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.

The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more


I guess the Tail Hook scandal is old news, as is the perception that the WAVES and the WAC were nothing but a source of jokes for the Playboy Unabashed Dictionary
 
2013-05-08 01:58:56 AM
I think I'm starting to understand Meow, if I read it with an Indian accent. It's actually quite entertaining.
 
2013-05-08 02:03:20 AM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


It's 'cause the boobies threads are off the front page
 
2013-05-08 02:08:21 AM

Internet Meme Rogers: Popular Opinion: recent news is that sexual assaults are rising in the military.

The number of women in the military is also increasing.

I suppose it's possible that the world and our culture in particular has become more rapey, but I think it's more likely that women just object to and take action against it more.

/more


"Reported sexual assaults of both men and women in the military rose..
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-military-sexual -a ssaults-20130508,0,3779279.story

yes, we have gotten more rapey.
i think we have gotten more buttsexy too.

/maybe just me
 
2013-05-08 02:08:38 AM
The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights as if that's a bad thing.
 
2013-05-08 02:22:24 AM

umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.


I see men as sex objects. Sexy, sexy men with their perfect abs and scruffy hair and perfectly shaped butt and... oh my got lost there for minute. What are we talking about?
 
2013-05-08 02:38:25 AM

skullkrusher: man, looking at all the Meow love in this thread I gotta start working on my schtick. Being the awesome, friendly, genius, everyman with the biting wit and roguish good looks just doesn't get the responses that she does.


Nah stick with what you're good at.  This thread is epic mainly 'cuase MSTG got so many bites. You're more of a rational person, stick with that ;)

/unless you create an alt, then go hither.
 
2013-05-08 02:41:31 AM

FunkOut: meow said the dog: rappy: I want to have sex with meow, funk out and what knot at the same time.

Well we can all wear the kilts and the ponytails.

Dead honest, I'm wearing a bed sheet toga right now.


TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

/ it's not an orgy! It's a toga party!
 
2013-05-08 02:55:26 AM

Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook


Previously linked article from 2003:

Mark E. Zuckerberg '06 said he was accused of breaching security, violating copyrights and violating individual privacy by creating the website, www.facemash.com, about two weeks ago.

The charges were based on a complaint from the computer services department over his unauthorized use of on-line facebook photographs, he said.

Man, that is weird to read...
 
2013-05-08 03:03:39 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: MSTG got so many bites


Some of those replies are not bites, as they know meow better than the mainpage persona.
 
2013-05-08 03:06:44 AM
www.negrophonic.com

I give you Meow.
 
2013-05-08 03:07:32 AM

GreenSun: The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights as if that's a bad thing.


You will be put in your place! You will respect whatever decision authority dictates! Unless your case makes it to the Supreme Court and the decision is overruled.
 
2013-05-08 03:16:12 AM

digitalrain: Q: Why are men so good at reading maps?

A: Because only a man could conceive that one inch = 100 miles.

/ bah dum pshhhh...


Q: If a man runs over a woman, whose fault is it?

A: The man's, of course. It's illegal to drive in the kitchen.
 
2013-05-08 03:39:25 AM
I love this thread so much.No matter how terrible my day was, whether I was stressed out a bit at work or had a full-blown panic attack when I found a live bobcat in my refrigerator, scrolling through the hilarity of genuinely frustrated normal people attempting to engage in legitimate dialogue with  MSTDalways puts a smile on my face. One of these days, I'm going to print and bind a booklet of  MSTDsposts and keep it in my pocket to flip through whenever I'm depressed.

Don't ever change,  MSTD.Don't  everchange.
 
2013-05-08 03:40:01 AM
...okay, apparently I have to add spaces?
 
2013-05-08 03:44:25 AM

skullkrusher: fusillade762: Ed Willy: Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook

First thing I thought of, too. I thought we were supposed to emulate millionaires here in the Great Capitalist Utopia?

uhoh, meow. Someone is looking to unseat you.


Laughter oh el
 
2013-05-08 04:12:09 AM
Came here hoping to see a lot of pics by which to judge hotness. Left disappointed.
 
2013-05-08 04:21:19 AM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


English is meow's third language apparently
 
2013-05-08 05:24:08 AM
I would like to be having of the babies with MSTD. If only I were not the persuasion that is the male, I could do the bearing of said happy children with her. Meow, do the calling of me!
 
2013-05-08 05:47:33 AM

Meow started out as a great gimmick, jumped the shark for a while, but did the rare jump back and is once again a great gimmick.


I have no idea if Meow is male, female, or Babel fish after it gained sentience, I just enjoy the gimmick.


The other one, rapey? Lame gimmick. Aspires to troll people, but fails at it.


And here's a blonde Sofia Vergara to round out the discussion.


www.inquisitr.com

 
2013-05-08 06:09:44 AM
Ancient rituals in effect. Hotest women will get the strongest mates for the best gene pool.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:47 AM
Meow Said The Dog:

imageshack.us

/thanks Imageshack!
 
2013-05-08 07:23:04 AM

firefly212: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?


welcometofark.jpeg

/good to see you Meow! Always enjoy your insights into the nuances of the human condition!
 
2013-05-08 08:26:18 AM
This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???
 
2013-05-08 08:40:58 AM

umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.


I'm gonna put it out there and say no, treating people ilke shiat is something you learn, usually because you yourself have been treated like shiat and in order to overcome the shame you make life a competition of how you can out-shiattreat others.  And yes, this little game these boys are playing is a big flaming contest of who is the most insecure about his weener. Only they don't know that.
 
2013-05-08 08:45:01 AM
Words!  Nuthin but WORDS!!

Whar pichers???  WHAR???
 
2013-05-08 08:49:28 AM

GreenSun: The article mentions something about the kids knowing about their rights slapping around "First Amendment, la la you can't touch me!!"  as if that's a bad thing.


Fred Phelps would like to buy you a hot water with lemon sometime.
 
2013-05-08 09:17:50 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 09:22:00 AM

precious_crotchflake: umad: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.

I'm gonna put it out there and say no, treating people ilke shiat is something you learn, usually because you yourself have been treated like shiat and in order to overcome the shame you make life a competition of how you can out-shiattreat others.  And yes, this little game these boys are playing is a big flaming contest of who is the most insecure about his weener. Only they don't know that.


I don't think it is the boys in TFA who are insecure. Somebody is projecting. I won't mention any names though.

And good luck with changing who we find attractive by berating us. You might as well be trying to convince gay men to be attracted to women. You can't help who you are attracted to either.
 
2013-05-08 09:29:50 AM
skullcrusher completely understandable and disturbing at the same time. Perhaps you should raise your boys to have a little more class and consideration, parents


You're funny!
 
2013-05-08 09:43:22 AM
Laughter o l'ed so hard at this thread that I gave myself hiccups. This thread must be why all the other mainpage threads only have like 6 comments. What I love about MSTD and certain other legendary Fark purveyors of WTF is that they swiftly take down the people who take the internet waaaay too seriously.
 
2013-05-08 09:59:33 AM

UsikFark: Almost Everybody Poops: MSTG got so many bites

Some of those replies are not bites, as they know meow better than the mainpage persona.


This. And for those who enjoyed the entertainment of this thread, you're welcome. We had fun, too.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:34 AM
farm3.staticflickr.com
insertyourmeme.com
 
2013-05-08 10:07:46 AM
I had my own 'personal' list like this when I was in HS. There were also some competing versions listed on the sides of school bathroom stalls.
 
2013-05-08 11:09:01 AM
FTA:  Last year when the tournament reappeared, parents went to police and got the website shut down, albeit temporarily. Back then, police threatened organizers with arrest because people were posting vulgar and profane comments under other people's names, a crime in Washington.

RIP Freedom of Speech
 
2013-05-08 12:54:22 PM

meow said the dog: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?

Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

See this is the issue I am stating.


Checks profile for hotness...........AHHHHHHHHH!1  ::runs for the eye bleach::
 
2013-05-08 01:34:22 PM

Bullseyed: Posing as other people is protected speech; also, I suck.


Haha, pretexting!
 
2013-05-08 02:18:14 PM

Bandito King: This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???


This thread is why Fark is so awesome.  Or, the happening thing by the farkers is to bring up welcometofark in the emotions because thread.  Or something.

"In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you..."  Keep on saying the things, MSTD.
 
2013-05-08 02:36:43 PM
why has my favorite farker spentmiles been banned?
 
2013-05-08 02:54:50 PM

doubled99: why has my favorite farker spentmiles been banned?


I don't think he has... Someone just mentioned him alongside gorgor, and were referring to his banning...
 
2013-05-08 03:56:11 PM

fugeeface: Bandito King: This is the best thread on Fark in a long time.

How are there people here who don't know Meow Said The Dog???

This thread is why Fark is so awesome.  Or, the happening thing by the farkers is to bring up welcometofark in the emotions because thread.  Or something.

"In the dumbest of the days of me I would have the twice of smartness of you..."  Keep on saying the things, MSTD.


So very much this. I've enjoyed 'Meow' for years but can never get over the dismay unsuspecting Farkers express when they run across her. Hilarious.
 
2013-05-08 04:18:25 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


Came for the frumpy Ms. Grundy post; leaving satisfied.


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2013-05-08 04:23:54 PM

IronOcelot: Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy

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You ought to be banned from Fark for that; gawdam.
 
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