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(KING 5 News)   Officials outraged that high school boys organize annual online hotness tournament where contestants vote for their female students to survive, advance, become queen of the hard wood. "No one has been able to make it go away"   (king5.com) divider line 295
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2013-05-07 08:15:16 PM
you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.
 
2013-05-07 08:18:19 PM
I don't have enough information to judge... I'll need a link to the contest to make sure.
 
2013-05-07 08:22:21 PM
Teenage boys, ranking who they most like to rub one out to at night? THE HORROR! Surely this has never happened before in the history of adolescence!
 
2013-05-07 08:25:02 PM
If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.
 
2013-05-07 08:41:44 PM
"It's hard," said Sarah Niegowski, the district's spokesperson.
 
2013-05-07 08:42:04 PM

Weaver95: you might not like it very much but they've got a perfect right to run with it.


Since when did "Think of the children" types care about other people's rights?
 
2013-05-07 08:48:44 PM

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


No, the girls will only deemed sluts.
 
2013-05-07 08:48:48 PM
Worked for mark zuckerberg
 
2013-05-07 09:07:20 PM

Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.


I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.
 
2013-05-07 09:24:56 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


I bow to the master....
 
2013-05-07 09:31:49 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


Sir, I am honored to be tangentially affiliated with your reflective foresight.
 
2013-05-07 10:06:04 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


It'll just turn into a "whose mom is hotter" contest.
 
2013-05-07 10:08:46 PM
Meh....they just did their own version of KJR's contest.
 
2013-05-07 10:14:44 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate:

It'll just turn into a "whose mom is hotter" contest.


Will it?

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2013-05-07 10:18:23 PM
I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.
 
2013-05-07 10:21:40 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!
 
2013-05-07 10:22:18 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?
 
2013-05-07 10:23:08 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


I don't mean this to be rude, but I'm having difficulty following your sentence structure. Is there any way you could reword that (or just say if English is not your first language, and I'll work harder at trying to figure it out)?
 
2013-05-07 10:23:24 PM

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


It isn't taught to us at a young age. It is encoded into our DNA.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:03 PM
I hope one of the winners puts "Was voted 'Queen of the Hard Wood' on her college applications.  Something like that will get you noticed.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:09 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


Only because they didn't calculate the ratio right

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2013-05-07 10:24:17 PM
completely understandable and disturbing at the same time. Perhaps you should raise your boys to have a little more class and consideration, parents.
 
2013-05-07 10:24:28 PM
Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy
 
2013-05-07 10:24:31 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


rappy: meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.

Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!
 
2013-05-07 10:24:32 PM
Now going nationwide
 
2013-05-07 10:25:38 PM

doglover: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

I don't think so. Boys do this kind of thing because that's how they are wired. They'd love to be number one at something and have everyone know it. The biggest muscles, the coolest car, nicest clothes, the longest y'know, whatever it takes to be king of the hill.

You start a website shortchanging them in the shorts publicly region and you're not gonna get them shying away. Oh no no no no. That's not how the teenage mind works. You start that website and you're going to be flooded with cases of them distributing pictures of the evidence next to rulers, and given the fact it's a high school, most of those pictures are gonna be illegal to exist and distribute. It would take what's basically a slander problem and turn it into a record setting CP distribution scandal. Bad times for all involved.

You can however just have a counter website where you ask their moms and grandmas to rate them on lifetime cuteness and post baby pictures up publicly. Unlike challenging their personal body image, which will be defended until the death, no teenage boy can stand to have their mom distributing pictures of them as a toddler in an Easter Bunny outfit or shiat like that. It's worse than kryptonite.


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2013-05-07 10:27:03 PM

Hebalo: Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist.


???
 
2013-05-07 10:27:21 PM
Before Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg made Facesmash where people were compared based on attractiveness

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/11/19/facemash-creator-surviv es -ad-board-the/

Ergo, these kids will now invent the next Facebook
 
2013-05-07 10:28:07 PM

rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!


Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?


Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!


See this is the issue I am stating.
 
2013-05-07 10:28:14 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


that's great, sunshine. Now tits or GTFO
 
2013-05-07 10:29:06 PM

Hebalo: Not sure if it's because I'm getting older, but Fark didn't used to seem this overtly sexist. These days any thread mentioning women becomes a littany of "I'd hit that", and bikini pics. There's a time and place for that stuff, but it's constant now.

/not healthy


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2013-05-07 10:29:51 PM

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!


Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.
 
2013-05-07 10:30:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Arthur Jumbles: If the girls organize a competing website, where they judge the length, girth, and shape of the men's penises I'm think the problem will go away..... especially if they are very conservative in their estimates.

No, the girls will only deemed sluts.


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2013-05-07 10:31:24 PM

ArkAngel: Best propane and propane accessories?


I know you're being facetious, but if you could make this rig in High School, you'd have been popular.
 
2013-05-07 10:31:56 PM
We did this back in high school, set up like March Madness. We got about to the Sweet Sixteen before word got around to the girls who were on the list (never did find the mole) but strangely enough, their knowledge didn't ruin the game. It made it even better. They gave their all, day in and day out, to be the hottest girl in school. They wanted to win.

If I recall correctly, an underdog sophomore shocked the world.
 
2013-05-07 10:32:38 PM

What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.


I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.
 
2013-05-07 10:32:46 PM
So they're following the lead of the local sports shockjocks. Amazing.

http://dance13.seaintsol.com/default.aspx
 
2013-05-07 10:33:15 PM
"It's hard"

"It's hard"

"It's hard"
 
2013-05-07 10:33:32 PM
www.avoiceformen.com
 
2013-05-07 10:35:20 PM
I think high school was 40% insignificant lists.
 
2013-05-07 10:35:58 PM
Is this a long pig story?

/DNRTFA
//DAC
 
2013-05-07 10:36:37 PM
I'm half-surprised that the school isn't punishing the kids anyway and letting the court system sort it out. Plenty of kids have been punished for conduct outside of school grounds.
 
2013-05-07 10:36:43 PM

meow said the dog: I do not see this as the problem.  If you wish not for the objectification of the other individuals then perhaps you could try to not be the individual upon which has attractiveness.  For the example I know I am the beautiful woman and enjoy the attention upon which is granted to me and would have not had the problem of doing this in the competition when I was the person in the high school although I also would have won this.  Listen if you wish for protecting the girls against this then perhaps you can put them in an all female high school which as all know is better anyway because they are then not distracted by the boys who only wish for one thing and that thing is not for learning.


Ahh meow said the dog... wonderful stuff.

Bowing to all the great comments in this thread
 
2013-05-07 10:37:07 PM

MFAWG: So they're following the lead of the local sports shockjocks. Amazing.

http://dance13.seaintsol.com/default.aspx



Ugh.....I completely forgot to fill out a bracket this year.

/Been doing it since 2004.
//I still say "WTF" when I think of that one year where Lauren Jackson beat Sue Bird in the first round.
 
2013-05-07 10:37:34 PM

meow said the dog: rappy: Right.... Because teaching guys at a young age that women are only there as sex objects is a GREAT idea!

Do not get me as the wrong person but yes this is the case as it also teaches the lesson of that which has importance to the many female individuals who are part of this tournament.  Let me ask this of you if you were the person who did the winning of the tournament would you not feel as though you were worth the more?  Same here.

What Knot: If I understood this gibberish correctly, and I can't be certain that's the case - you can't really be serious? Your answer is "If you don't like it, don't be attractive, or seclude yourself from men?" As a woman, you can't really be taking the "you're asking for it" argument, can you?

Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

See this is the issue I am stating.


Normally I can follow whatever nonsense you're talking but, tonight, either you're too drunk or I'm not drunk enough because, while I understand the words you are using, I cannot understand what you're trying to communicate.
 
2013-05-07 10:38:00 PM

meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.


Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?
 
2013-05-07 10:38:34 PM
This problem would be easily solved if we gave vouchers to Buddhist schools, which teach the virtue of having no preferences.
 
2013-05-07 10:39:18 PM

meow said the dog: What Knot: NickelP: And the cornucopia of the girls who didn't move on past the play in round of the hotness tourny pop up!

Listen turkey, if I want to hear the most intelligent thing you have to offer, I'll follow you into the men's room.

I do not get the anger of you in this.  I have done the onlooking of the profile of you and while you are not as the attractive woman as is me very much I will still say that you probably could go to round 2 of this tournament so maybe you could try to do the refraining of referring to others as the feast foods.


Shes not bad but I have a feeling she gets an extra serving, or 6, or tators and gravy with dinner.  Just saying if it was back in the day and she was an indian she might be fatajowia......
 
2013-05-07 10:39:33 PM
"This kind of thing is sexualizing us girls like we're some sort of trophy," said Devon Keller,  SHE SOUNDS FAT
 
2013-05-07 10:40:01 PM

What Knot: meow said the dog: Listen I do not know what is looked like by you but as the attractive girl I am not asking for this but do expect this because you know that if you are hot like me this will be the happening thing by the others.  For this reason I am saying to you that you should have this expectation and perhaps if you do not then you have failed at the mirror looking because it is probably the one that is about you.

Your comments are like word salad. I can only assume this is because your brain is full rambling, incoherent thoughts that are largely based on your sense of self worth as defined solely by your appearance. Which, incidentally, is not quite as hot as you like to think and repeatedly tell people. You can spend all the time you want looking in a mirror  Why don't you try looking inside yourself once in a while, you vapid, arrogant attention vampire?


He's the trolliest troll ever to troll. Don't waste your time, chica
 
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