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(WFSB Connecticut)   If you are trying to sell your home and have an Open House, you probably shouldn't leave $26,000 in jewelry laying around   (wfsb.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-07 07:23:19 PM  
Thanks Good Ol' Tom!
 
2013-05-07 08:11:24 PM  
If you've got insurance on $26,000 of jewelry and need some quick cash, on the other hand...
 
2013-05-07 08:11:34 PM  
o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-05-07 09:14:13 PM  
Nigosanti, please
 
2013-05-07 09:15:55 PM  
Did subby capitalize Open House just to irritate me?

/it's working
 
2013-05-07 09:17:47 PM  

Jument: Did subby capitalize Open House just to irritate me?

/it's working


I know, right? I wish they'd just
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 09:18:30 PM  
This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.
 
2013-05-07 09:24:04 PM  
Homeowner is stupid. Open houses and estate sales are targets for thieves.

Sounds like the accuse is up a deep river and forgot to steal a paddle.
 
2013-05-07 09:25:37 PM  

BigLuca: This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.


That would be sort of amusing, I guess, but that could get you into trouble. What you could do, and I don't know why this occurred to me, is go to other people's open houses at the start of the day and leave bottles of "Oxy" filled with whatever around...
 
2013-05-07 09:29:42 PM  
No no. An open house I'd where you case the joint. You come back later to rob the place.
 
2013-05-07 09:30:19 PM  
If you are trying to sell your home and have an Open House, you probably shouldn't leave $26,000 in jewelry laying around

...unless you plan to plan to sell the stuff and file an insurance claim...
 
2013-05-07 09:33:51 PM  

Jument: BigLuca: This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.

That would be sort of amusing, I guess, but that could get you into trouble. What you could do, and I don't know why this occurred to me, is go to other people's open houses at the start of the day and leave bottles of "Oxy" filled with whatever around...


That would work.  Usually if I'm going to someone else's house I just put a Baby Ruth in the shower...
 
2013-05-07 09:41:25 PM  
Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.
 
2013-05-07 09:43:23 PM  
if she used some basic disguises (wigs, glasses) and had a fence like any respectable thief does she'd still be in business. enjoy the clink, amateur.
 
2013-05-07 09:56:25 PM  
LYING around

*shaking fist*
 
2013-05-07 10:00:02 PM  
i966.photobucket.com

Has no idea what you are talking about.
 
2013-05-07 10:00:37 PM  
big pig peaches: No no. An open house I'd where you case the joint. You come back later to rob the place.

That happened to me, so im getting a kick out of that reply.
 
2013-05-07 10:01:39 PM  

Chariset: If you've got insurance on $26,000 of jewelry and need some quick cash, on the other hand...


You know my first thought was: Well you probably shouldn't have $26k in jewelery lay out anytime, then I thought like you did. Then saw your post
/nice : )
 
2013-05-07 10:03:48 PM  

Prof. Frink: Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.


LAUGHTER OL you make the point upon which has the hilarity doing the ensuing because now they will learn the lessons of they and then the headline of this loses the sense making.  LAUGHTER OL thank you for giving to me the smilings.
 
2013-05-07 10:05:05 PM  

Prof. Frink: Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.


ROFLMAO, got damn son.
 
2013-05-07 10:05:06 PM  

Prof. Frink: Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.


ahahahaha

+1
 
2013-05-07 10:10:58 PM  
Unless you run a jewelry store, what the hell are you doing with $26,000 worth of jewelry?
 
2013-05-07 10:11:21 PM  
You just know they left that shiat out on purpose to show off.
 
2013-05-07 10:11:56 PM  

Prof. Frink: Well then good news! There isn't $26,000 in jewelry laying around any more.



i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-07 10:20:33 PM  

MrEricSir: Unless you run a jewelry store, what the hell are you doing with $26,000 worth of jewelry?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-07 10:24:39 PM  

MrEricSir: Unless you run a jewelry store, what the hell are you doing with $26,000 worth of jewelry?


You attempted to steal the joke of  Prof. Frink but failed in this and for this reason you should just have the bad feeling.  Now the comment of  Prof. Frink was the hilarious of things!  LAUGHTER OL!
 
2013-05-07 10:26:33 PM  
FTA : Police said Jan. 20, Sharon Lynn Nigosanti, 43, of Deep River, stole jewelry worth $26,249.92 during the open house on Hebron Avenue.

wfsb.images.worldnow.com

And it was written, "Do not place pearls before swine, for sometimes, the sow taketh them home with her".

Yea.
 
2013-05-07 10:32:34 PM  

MrJesus: [i966.photobucket.com image 640x427]

Has no idea what you are talking about.


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-05-07 10:36:11 PM  
It depends on your deductible.
 
2013-05-07 10:45:01 PM  
Glastonbury police Agent James Kenned: "Information shared with other police departments and that's how we obtained information to ID her first as a suspect."

This is why they don't make police responsible for sentencing.
 
2013-05-07 11:12:05 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Thanks Good Ol' Tom!


Macho, is that you?
 
2013-05-07 11:14:45 PM  

MrEricSir: Unless you run a jewelry store, what the hell are you doing with $26,000 worth of jewelry?


I have a couple of family pieces made by a master jeweler from the 19th century that were appraised for 12K as I got out of college 6 years ago. With the price of gold and diamonds now alone I'm sure they've increased in value since then.

/Those pieces are in a lock box though
 
2013-05-07 11:15:40 PM  

KatjaMouse: /Those pieces are in a lock box safety deposit box though


FTFM
 
2013-05-07 11:15:53 PM  
Nigosanti was charged with first-degree larceny and arraigned at Manchester Superior Court on Monday. She is being held on $50,00 bond.

I really hope that's a typo because if she can't find $50 for bail she fails at life.
 
2013-05-07 11:29:49 PM  
Are you saying that the house was asking to get robbed?
 
2013-05-07 11:47:59 PM  

Tellurium: Are you saying that the house was asking to get robbed?


Wearing it's valuables out like that and inviting anyone to take a look.  Slutty little house was just asking for it.
 
2013-05-07 11:55:22 PM  
Plus I'm sure she got at least  $1,000 total at the pawn shop for the stuff.
 
2013-05-08 12:45:47 AM  

Kibbler: LYING around

*shaking fist*


Do you get that little twitch when you read it too?
 
2013-05-08 12:46:29 AM  

BigLuca: This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.


The Help steals.
 
2013-05-08 12:51:06 AM  
A dozen years ago or so, I got conned into going on a tour of "historic old homes" in Rockford, IL with some relatives.

We were going through this one restored old home and the owners were a very obvious gay couple.  As I walked down a hallway, I spotted  a nice occasional table in the hallway, outside one of the bedrooms.  On it was a half used tube of anal lube.

I could not help but wonder if it was placed there intentionally, just to creep out tours or left accidentally in the tidying up before the open house.
 
2013-05-08 03:30:30 AM  
If the realtor you're talking to about selling your house says he'll start with an "open house", get another realtor. Like praying, it's just a way to look like you're doing something without results. And, an excuse for nosey neighbors to come over and go through your closets.
 
2013-05-08 04:45:42 AM  
Leaving the Stradivarius on the passenger seat of the unlocked car while shopping is still ok, right?
 
2013-05-08 07:14:16 AM  

TomD9938: FTA : Police said Jan. 20, Sharon Lynn Nigosanti, 43, of Deep River, stole jewelry worth $26,249.92 during the open house on Hebron Avenue.

[wfsb.images.worldnow.com image 720x540]

And it was written, "Do not place pearls before swine, for sometimes, the sow taketh them home with her".

Yea.


Holy fark!!!  She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!!!
 
2013-05-08 08:00:58 AM  

planes: If the realtor you're talking to about selling your house says he'll start with an "open house", get another realtor. Like praying, it's just a way to look like you're doing something without results. And, an excuse for nosey neighbors to come over and go through your closets.


It depends on the neighborhood I guess. Like my parent's house had two offers after their open house which was not uncommon in my childhood neighborhood. School districts and all. I grew up and discovered that was outside of the norm.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:27 AM  

BigLuca: Jument: BigLuca: This is why I always fill my Oxycontin bottle with laxatives before I have people over.

That would be sort of amusing, I guess, but that could get you into trouble. What you could do, and I don't know why this occurred to me, is go to other people's open houses at the start of the day and leave bottles of "Oxy" filled with whatever around...

That would work.  Usually if I'm going to someone else's house I just put a Baby Ruth in the shower...


I get the toothbrushes wet.
 
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