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(Umbrella)   Sooooo Syria just disappeared off the internet, I guess   (labs.umbrella.com) divider line 99
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2013-05-07 05:08:19 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 05:43:59 PM
From the Umbrella Corporation

Obedience breeds discipline, discipline breeds unity, unity breeds power, power is life
 
2013-05-07 06:49:39 PM
Some day I will understand why Fark will take two links to the same source, with equally interesting (or non-interesting) headlines, and greenlight whichever one has the less comments.


Now then, as I said in the other thread..

Are we sure that Syria isn't just using CenturyLink for their ISP?
 
2013-05-07 07:03:52 PM
No biggie. Nothing important happening there.
 
2013-05-07 07:19:57 PM
Assad is a poopy head**************CARRIER LOST****************
 
2013-05-07 07:22:16 PM
That's a really really bad sign though, that's usually right before the worst happens
 
2013-05-07 07:30:09 PM
Nothing of value has been lost.
 
2013-05-07 07:32:14 PM
Have they tried rebooting?
 
2013-05-07 07:32:46 PM
 
2013-05-07 07:32:56 PM
www.blogcdn.com

R.I.P Syrias Cat
 
2013-05-07 07:35:28 PM
But I need to update my burkabook status!
 
2013-05-07 07:36:54 PM
Obama sure told them.
 
2013-05-07 07:37:04 PM
The internet is Syria's business.
 
2013-05-07 07:37:48 PM
Good. Maybe it's going outside for a change and getting some exercise.
 
2013-05-07 07:37:57 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-05-07 07:37:58 PM
That's what happens when you troll too hard.
 
2013-05-07 07:38:10 PM
Apparently, Syrians have other things more important going on than internets.

n00bs.


news.ripley.za.net
 
2013-05-07 07:39:34 PM
wHY SO sYRIA?
 
2013-05-07 07:40:28 PM
All 30 of their dial-up modems are down?
 
2013-05-07 07:42:39 PM
The Internet cannot be stopped*

*Does not apply to Syria
 
2013-05-07 07:43:22 PM
It's like 9 light years to Sirius.

Maybe the lines went down.
 
2013-05-07 07:45:04 PM

Shadow Blasko: Are we sure that Syria isn't just using CenturyLink for their ISP?


They're scrambling for another AOL disk because their 50 free hours are expired already.
 
2013-05-07 07:47:08 PM
How are they going to get the pr0n?
 
2013-05-07 07:49:08 PM
GIS of "Syrian porn" still yields plenty of fap, so I don't care.
 
2013-05-07 07:50:07 PM
The hamster in the wheel died. They need another generator.
 
2013-05-07 07:51:29 PM
can't stop the signal, mal.

bobafet
 
2013-05-07 07:53:34 PM
Mess with the Beliebers and be prepared for hell
 
2013-05-07 07:54:36 PM
Without an internet connection how are they going to use their Adobe Cloud Creative Suite to replicate missiles?
 
2013-05-07 07:54:59 PM
Shouldn't have shot at that Russian jet.
 
2013-05-07 07:55:18 PM
Well, you know what they say. Ignore it long enough and it'll go away.
 
2013-05-07 07:56:47 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-07 07:56:49 PM
Maybe they're still up and it's all the rest of us who are down
 
2013-05-07 07:56:59 PM
I bet that girl from Damascus has something to do with it.
 
2013-05-07 08:02:09 PM
Um, ok - This already has a  video on Youtube.
 
2013-05-07 08:06:20 PM
Finnin' t'be a masscre, ah reckon. Mmmhmmm. Shut off the innernets t'keep 'em from puttin' them vidyas on th' tubes!
 
2013-05-07 08:08:36 PM

Triumph: Um, ok - This already has a  video on Youtube.


That's cute.
 
2013-05-07 08:10:52 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 08:11:34 PM
It's all over. <clap, clap, clap-clap-clap>
 
2013-05-07 08:11:59 PM
BENGHAZI!!!!!!
 
2013-05-07 08:12:22 PM

TheGregiss: Finnin' t'be a masscre, ah reckon. Mmmhmmm. Shut off the innernets t'keep 'em from puttin' them vidyas on th' tubes!


img40.imageshack.us

/Shamelessly stolen from Stealth Hippo in the other thread.
 
2013-05-07 08:15:03 PM

Triumph: TheGregiss: Finnin' t'be a masscre, ah reckon. Mmmhmmm. Shut off the innernets t'keep 'em from puttin' them vidyas on th' tubes!



/Shamelessly stolen from Stealth Hippo in the other thread.


Haha


That's sweet of you
 
2013-05-07 08:22:57 PM
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE POWER FROM SYRIA WHILE UPDATE IS IN PROGRESS
WHEN THE UPDATE IS COMPLETE SYRIA WILL REBOOT AUTOMATICALLY
 
2013-05-07 08:24:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: That's sweet of you


Props, homey. Thing is, the phones are allegedly down too. Could be an invasion or could be Assad.
 
2013-05-07 08:32:27 PM
Hopefully this isn't to create difficulty in news getting out if they decided to go for widespread use of chemical weapons.  Turn off the ability to communicate, commit attrocities.  The early chemical rounds were simply ones and twos by local commanders.  If they lined up their artillery outside of Homs or Allepo and fired off dozens and dozens of chem rounds the casualties could be in the thousands.
 
2013-05-07 08:36:17 PM

Astorix: The hamster in the wheel died. They need another generator.


Odds are it was also a Syrian Hamster, maybe it just joined the rebellion.
 
2013-05-07 08:38:35 PM
www.moneyandshit.com


Obligatory and Obvious
 
2013-05-07 08:39:20 PM

Amos Quito: [www.moneyandshiat.com image 533x800]


Obligatory and Obvious


Took way too long for this to be posted.
 
2013-05-07 08:41:56 PM
Currently there are 20 locations worldwide that are "Missing" from the internet (according to Internet Traffic Report). Over half of them in the USA. Stuff happens so I wouldn't place too much faith in speculations on why there's an outage just yet.
 
2013-05-07 08:43:40 PM
 
2013-05-07 08:45:30 PM
So does this mean that liveleak will return to its regularly scheduled russian dashcam videos?
 
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