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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Our long national nightmare is finally over: Lay's chooses chip flavor contest winner   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-07 04:50:55 PM  
10 votes:
YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA
2013-05-07 04:59:06 PM  
9 votes:
No Sriracha?  F*ck you, Lay's, and f*ck all of you who voted for cheesy garlic ass chips or whatever.  May you have a massive coronary stuffing your corpulent pie holes while watching "American Idol", you unsophisticated philistines.

Zapp's are way better than Lay's anyway.
2013-05-07 08:42:00 PM  
4 votes:
Sriracha is the most disgusting spicy condiment in the world. It is garlicky ass that ruins all it touches. I don't get the love for that horrible sauce.
2013-05-07 05:11:10 PM  
4 votes:
Chicken and waffles was turrible.  And I love chicken and waffles.
2013-05-07 09:33:07 PM  
2 votes:
I like how everyone is going along with the idea that this was a real contest.

It must have all started at a meeting when somebody said, "Okay, who's got a plan for how we can promote cheese and garlic potato chips?"
2013-05-07 09:04:28 PM  
2 votes:
www.herrs.com

One whiff of your fingers and she'll come running back for more.
2013-05-07 08:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
ecx.images-amazon.com
2013-05-07 08:34:08 PM  
2 votes:
Typical fatass farking Americans don't choose Siracha. Absolutely shameful.
2013-05-07 07:59:41 PM  
2 votes:
Which one was most like all of their existing flavors? That'll be the one that won.
2013-05-07 07:50:12 PM  
2 votes:

azmoviez: I call bullshiat on this one.  No one I know preferred that flavor and all the buzz was on Chicken and Waffles.


Yeah, for novelty factor.  I don't know anyone who actually ate one and wanted more.  They were disgusting.
2013-05-07 05:15:45 PM  
2 votes:
Chicken and waffles is a completely stupid idea for a potato chip flavor.
2013-05-07 11:47:31 PM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Popcorn Johnny: pxlboy: Pringles

Now you've done it, here come 200 posts about how "Pringles aren't chips".

why would there be an argument? Pringles are made from dried potato meal and corn and mechanically formed while a potato chip is a.. well a chip.. made by slicing a potato razor then and frying it.
they are "crisps" not "chips"..

the only argument that I could ever see holding any kind of weight in this discussion is that what we in the US call chips, the folks in the UK call crisps..  while using the terms "chips" for what we call "fries"


Pringles are to chips as particle board is to wood.
2013-05-07 11:25:12 PM  
1 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Jon iz teh kewl: tricycleracer: The most boring flavor wins.

America is predictable as always.

this.  all our ramen is boring flavors too.  like Chicken or Beef.

nothing exciting like the shiat they get in Japan
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just ordered a 24 pack on Amazon for ONLY $18.00

if your town has a "china town" there is going to be an asian market, and in that market there will be a whole isle dedicated to ramen.. in my town, that market is called Tan-A and the ramen aisle is 50 feet long, both sides, floor to ceiling, and is.... awesome...



There is all kinds of delicious stuff you can get in an Asian market that you won't find in the average grocery store in the USA.  And if you're lucky your town will not only have one or two "Asian" markets, but a Korean market, a Japanese market, etc.  To bring this back a little closer to the original thread topic among other wonderful things you may find some pretty awesome chips or chip-like snacks.

Personally, I'm fond of the rice crackers with seaweed. They taste better that they sound, I promise you.
2013-05-07 10:03:20 PM  
1 votes:
www.candyandsnacktoday.com
These are quite good. I've found them at the Big Lots stores near me.
2013-05-07 09:24:32 PM  
1 votes:
Damn it! I was sure my Smegma & Placenta BBQ recipe would be a winner.
2013-05-07 09:01:08 PM  
1 votes:

biyaaatci: Chicken and waffles was turrible.  And I love chicken and waffles.


It was ... odd.  I never could figure out whether I liked it or not.  But then, the whole idea of putting chicken and waffles together strikes me as bizarre, so maybe I'm not the right person to ask.
2013-05-07 09:00:08 PM  
1 votes:
Why can't Lays get their proverbial shiat together in the US.  Australia and the UK have a much larger variety of chips (crisps).

www.oakexports.co.uk
2013-05-07 08:58:54 PM  
1 votes:

sharphead: azmoviez: I call bullshiat on this one.  No one I know preferred that flavor and all the buzz was on Chicken and Waffles.

Much more cost effective to "pick" the winner where you already have most of the ingredients for... not hard to add more cheese to a line that already has cheese on it.

Maple Syrup?  I think they'd have to invent whole new processes to get that flavor into a chip.  You just know there was a private boardroom meeting where the costs were discussed beforehand and the "winner" being determined.


Exactly what first came to mind.
2013-05-07 08:45:31 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA


I normally don't pay much attention to your posts, but I'll say this:

I'll hold each of the farkers down in turn while you kick 'em in the nuts for this.

Sonsobiatches....
2013-05-07 08:45:20 PM  
1 votes:
theartistseye.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-07 08:40:08 PM  
1 votes:
Anchovies and Epsom salts lost?
2013-05-07 08:36:29 PM  
1 votes:
cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com

They need to fire that photographer. Was this flash blinded image the only one they had?
2013-05-07 08:36:11 PM  
1 votes:
extremefood.com
best potato chips ever

/hot like the chips
2013-05-07 08:35:31 PM  
1 votes:
I'm hungry.
2013-05-07 08:34:57 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA


MOTHERfarkING THIS!

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2013-05-07 08:34:27 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA


This.
2013-05-07 08:34:04 PM  
1 votes:
My flavor submission lost big time. Back to making money selling myself on craigslist.
2013-05-07 08:33:54 PM  
1 votes:

corq: Jon iz teh kewl: YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA

THIS


Literally, everyone I know that has tried these chips (at least 20) has picked Sriracha. I don't recall anyone picking the Cheesy Garlic and everyone hated the Chicken and Waffles.
2013-05-07 08:32:53 PM  
1 votes:
So I can still like sriracha?  It's not mainstream yet?
2013-05-07 08:05:36 PM  
1 votes:

biyaaatci: Chicken and waffles was turrible.  And I love chicken and waffles.


This.  Was gross.  Tasted like someone mixed sugar in the raw with chicken flavored top ramen broth powder.
2013-05-07 07:10:25 PM  
1 votes:
I would have bet money on the trashiest, most "Idiocracy"-like flavor -- chicken and waffles. Glad I didn't put money on it.

I put enough Sriracha in my cooking. I don't need chips with it.
2013-05-07 07:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: YOU BASTARDS WILL ALL PAY FOR NOT PICKING SIRACHA


That sh*t was nasty.
2013-05-07 04:50:08 PM  
1 votes:
Well crap, I voted for Tuna Roquefort Peppermint flavor..  Guess I'll be waiting a while for that one..
 
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