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(Mental Floss)   Seven surprising uses for tequila that don't involve you dancing naked on a table   (mentalfloss.com) divider line 30
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2013-05-07 04:11:25 PM  
Then I'm not interested.
 
2013-05-07 04:31:17 PM  
dancing naked on the table is hardly a "surprising" use..... fairly common actually.
 
2013-05-07 04:31:33 PM  
What a contrived, misleading list.
 
2013-05-07 04:36:40 PM  
No "date rape" on list ... fail.
 
2013-05-07 04:45:55 PM  
I never dance naked on tables.

/only dance naked in church fountains
 
2013-05-07 05:11:47 PM  
Sounds like a plan, cause that shiat sure isn't worth drinking...

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2013-05-07 05:32:06 PM  
Do they involve hot ladies dancing naked on tables? Any other kind of naked table dancing is an abomination in the eyes of... well, my personal set of eyes. I don't want to see any guy's junk, not even my own, flopping all willy-nilly above the table that holds the glass I'm drinking from. I might get an unsolicited extra shot in my beverage, or maybe a little hair of the dog. That's no way to treat a quality grain alcohol that only wants to contribute to my happiness, well-being, and overall odds of getting in an unprovoked bar brawl.
 
2013-05-07 06:09:45 PM  
That was an article about the amazing abilities of the agave plant, not tequila.

It is the only alcohol I miss.
 
2013-05-07 06:23:54 PM  
Well SOMEONE has completely missed the point
 
2013-05-07 06:56:30 PM  

Calmamity: Then I'm not interested.


This.  I drink tequila for one reason and one reason only.  But I never start out that way, really.  It's just one shot.  Ok, it's two...welll, no it's five, why don't you take off that hot looking shirt? Let's have another. Damn, it's really hot in here.....lemme just peel these jeans off.....Agave is just that way.
 
2013-05-07 07:06:11 PM  
your blog sucks.jpg
 
2013-05-07 07:36:16 PM  
The sleep remedy one works with any liquor, and better with honey. Agave Nectar may be nice, but Honey has chemicals that rival (actually, are a naturally made form of) those found in commercial cough syrup. And it soothes your throat.

And lemon has higher levels of vitamin C. So the traditional hot toddy, using boubon or brandy, is gonna top that mexican recipe in terms of effectiveness, though, again, it's the ethanol that matters, not the flavor. So really, WTF are they talking about?

Also, ethanol can be used for fuel. Including ethanol made from the agave plant. You can also use swtichgrass. Or corn. Or just about anything else, really. This is a "surprising use" for tequila? No, but considering the prices, that's a very stupid use for tequila.

Stupid article is stupid. Your blog sucks, subby.
 
2013-05-07 08:11:48 PM  
Dance?
Three tequila?
Ummm...No.

Stagger blindly about after about a fifth or so, yes.
Ability to be obnoxious beyond imagination, yes.

Maintain a sense of proportion and have fun...Sometimes.

/too much trouble nowadays anyway.
 
2013-05-07 08:12:10 PM  
Shelley West has a much better list
 
2013-05-07 08:51:37 PM  
Take three or more shots of tequila and you're bound to pass out

The hell?
 
2013-05-07 09:19:02 PM  
Is "vomit inducer" on the list?

/tequila just doesn't get along with my stomach
 
2013-05-07 09:19:08 PM  
8. Nailing an overweight lady (notice I didn't say 'fat chick') and not caring who knows.
 
2013-05-07 09:20:04 PM  
#8 Making me appear somewhat attractive to the ladies.
 
2013-05-07 09:20:59 PM  
Ok #9 then.
 
2013-05-07 09:22:04 PM  
Crazy or not, this is the only Tequila I want...

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2013-05-07 09:24:11 PM  
If she wears gloves she can wash my dishes...
 
2013-05-07 10:08:21 PM  

big pig peaches: Ok #9 then.


Common mistake. No {hic} harm done.
 
2013-05-07 10:13:02 PM  
I'd heel this list in the shower.
 
2013-05-07 11:05:05 PM  
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Tequila's good for sipping, you philistines.
 
2013-05-07 11:15:32 PM  
7 things I dont care tequila does, it will get people naked and will make them fight sometime both
 
2013-05-07 11:45:01 PM  
Do any of these seven things involve drinking the tequila?  Because if so, I'm right out.

/Seriously, stuff tastes AWFUL to me
//Would rather be sober if it's the only stuff available
///I NEVER want to be sober with good alcohol in front of me.
 
2013-05-07 11:55:13 PM  

thecactusman17: Do any of these seven things involve drinking the tequila?  Because if so, I'm right out.

/Seriously, stuff tastes AWFUL to me
//Would rather be sober if it's the only stuff available
///I NEVER want to be sober with good alcohol in front of me.


Try a mid priced silver tequila, it's completely different from the crappy "gold" stuff like Cuervo. That crap tastes like WD-40 to me.
 
2013-05-08 12:06:41 AM  

thecactusman17: Do any of these seven things involve drinking the tequila?  Because if so, I'm right out.

/Seriously, stuff tastes AWFUL to me
//Would rather be sober if it's the only stuff available
///I NEVER want to be sober with good alcohol in front of me.


Mixed drinks help a lot there. Tequila isn't always good on its own, but it's great with friends.
 
2013-05-08 12:30:25 AM  
Most of that list is dubious uses of the naturally high fructose agave juice. And fructose is crap.
 
2013-05-08 07:21:49 AM  
Does one use include high velocity gastric evacuation and esophagial etching, usually accompanied by porcelain reverb? I have a high tolerance for most varieties of hard liquor - often straight up - but something about Tequila never fails to induce epic heaving before I even get a good buzz. Everything else from Captain Morgan Rum (a personal friend) to some Poitin (pops) a friend from the Emerald Isles brought me stays down unless I get stupid with it. Mexican Motor Oil, not so much.
 
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