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(The Consumerist)   Robber thwarted when clerk packing heat attacks him. Fark: Weapon was secret-recipe chili sauce   (consumerist.com) divider line 52
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2013-05-07 02:49:10 PM  
It was just the chili flakes.  If you get it in the eyes I imagine it's quite effective.  If you just hit the nose and mouth YMMV.
 
2013-05-07 02:49:58 PM  
Well, what do you know?

/sometimes stupid DOES burn
 
2013-05-07 02:56:23 PM  
It's our guess that those flakes were part of a hot, steamy sauce, but that's not clear from the reports.  important right now.
 
2013-05-07 02:57:26 PM  
 
2013-05-07 03:26:07 PM  
I see D_I_A has Spiccoli covered
 
2013-05-07 03:44:48 PM  

As a card carrying member and lifetime supporter of the CRA, I approve ...if chili is outlawed, then only outlaws will have chili.



i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 03:47:42 PM  

Maud Dib: As a card carrying member and lifetime supporter of the CRA, I approve ...if chili is outlawed, then only outlaws will have chili.

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Wouldn't that be the NCA?

/Chili Rifle Association?
 
2013-05-07 03:57:30 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I see D_I_A has Spiccoli covered


Kind of shocked that it took 4 posts.
 
2013-05-07 04:12:18 PM  

EvilEgg: Chili Rifle Association?


A chili rifle works kind of like Homer Simpson's Make-up gun, except instead of this:

www.airbrushmakeupsalon.com
You get a mouthful of delicious 5-alarm chili.
 
2013-05-07 04:35:39 PM  

biyaaatci: EvilEgg: Chili Rifle Association?

A chili rifle works kind of like Homer Simpson's Make-up gun, except instead of this:


You get a mouthful of delicious 5-alarm chili.


Does the chili rifle have a whore setting also?

/that's my fav Simpsons episode
 
2013-05-07 04:35:51 PM  
"He's tried to smash open the cash register on the floor and struck the woman, she's responded with a bucket of chili flakes over his face, it was the actual chili that's got in the face and floored him," said the inspector.

You don't say.
 
2013-05-07 04:36:45 PM  

smoky2010: Does the chili rifle have a whore setting also?


No, but it does have a Pope setting.
 
2013-05-07 04:38:39 PM  

EvilEgg: It was just the chili flakes.  If you get it in the eyes I imagine it's quite effective.  If you just hit the nose and mouth YMMV.


Should be thankful it wasn't some of those special spicy sauces I keep seeing on a "Man v. Food".
 
2013-05-07 04:41:01 PM  
I use chilli as a weapon after I eat it.
 
2013-05-07 04:41:32 PM  
So, isn't this just a more natural form of paper spray?

Hmmmmm... You've seen those little keychains tubes with pepper spray, right? Instead, how about a small bowl of hot chili attached to your keychain? I should call 1800-inventions to see if I can get some funding.
 
2013-05-07 04:45:15 PM  
Valar Morghulis

/obscure?
 
2013-05-07 04:45:25 PM  
So the man had to go to the hospital for burns. And this is the same stuff that shoots of their customers asses at 7:00am the next day? No thanks.
 
2013-05-07 04:46:29 PM  
The only thing that stops a bad guy with Chili sauce is a good guy with chili sauce.

/drops mic
//throws up the peace sign
/// walks right into closed door
 
2013-05-07 04:47:49 PM  

Maud Dib: As a card carrying member and lifetime supporter of the CRA, I approve ...if chili is outlawed, then only outlaws will have chili.

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


that looks a hell of a lot better than the one on the story:

consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 04:48:02 PM  
Try this stuff instead
http://www.masterofmalt.com/vodka/100000-scovilles-naga-chilli-vodka /

/Had six shots of it Saturday night
 
2013-05-07 04:51:35 PM  

mama2tnt: Maud Dib: As a card carrying member and lifetime supporter of the CRA, I approve ...if chili is outlawed, then only outlaws will have chili.

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]

that looks a hell of a lot better than the one on the story:

[consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com image 240x240]


Crap looks like it has beans in it.


\runs from thread...
 
2013-05-07 04:53:21 PM  

Tom-Servo: So, isn't this just a more natural form of paper spray?

Hmmmmm... You've seen those little keychains tubes with pepper spray, right? Instead, how about a small bowl of hot chili attached to your keychain? I should call 1800-inventions to see if I can get some funding.


Sorry Tom, that is not quite how InventHelp works. After leaving their office about $16k lighter in the bank account, you will feel like that canister filled with habanero sauce was used as an enema.

Used to work on same office floor as one of their offices and knew the people.
 
2013-05-07 04:57:58 PM  

Maud Dib: As a card carrying member and lifetime supporter of the CRA, I approve ...if chili is outlawed, then only outlaws will have chili.

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


You can have my chili when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!
 
2013-05-07 05:06:06 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-07 05:11:14 PM  
ctboom.com
 
2013-05-07 05:13:33 PM  
Photo of the aftermath:
 
2013-05-07 05:14:09 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-07 05:15:03 PM  
i914.photobucket.com

Alright Hamilton!
 
2013-05-07 05:15:03 PM  

biyaaatci: EvilEgg: Chili Rifle Association?

A chili rifle works kind of like Homer Simpson's Make-up gun, except instead of this:

[www.airbrushmakeupsalon.com image 180x295]
You get a mouthful of delicious 5-alarm chili.


Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum!
 
2013-05-07 05:20:26 PM  
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six squirts or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a bottle of Blair's 16 Million Reserve, the most powerful hot sauce in the world, and would blow your tastebuds clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

/DNRTA
 
2013-05-07 05:20:28 PM  

Carioca: Valar Morghulis

/obscure?


Valar Dohaeris.
 
2013-05-07 05:22:20 PM  
But was it Assault Chili?
 
2013-05-07 05:54:46 PM  

Boojum2k: Try this stuff instead
http://www.masterofmalt.com/vodka/100000-scovilles-naga-chilli-vodka /

/Had six shots of it Saturday night


hope you have plenty of Tucks.
 
2013-05-07 06:05:06 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Boojum2k: Try this stuff instead
http://www.masterofmalt.com/vodka/100000-scovilles-naga-chilli-vodka /

/Had six shots of it Saturday night

hope you have plenty of Tucks.


It was pretty warm (well, like drinking hot coals), but no serious side or after effects.

/Apart from drinking 6 shots of vodka. . .
 
2013-05-07 06:13:50 PM  
www.carterburwell.com

Approves.
 
2013-05-07 06:17:07 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Boojum2k: Try this stuff instead
http://www.masterofmalt.com/vodka/100000-scovilles-naga-chilli-vodka /

/Had six shots of it Saturday night

hope you have plenty of Tucks.


It's true.  Spicy food would be so much better if it weren't for the pooping.
 
2013-05-07 06:32:27 PM  
Oh man hate it when that happens.
www.thebeerdrifter.com
 
2013-05-07 06:50:27 PM  
Hit someone in the eyes with this evil juice and they're your biatch:

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Effing Habaneros are butthole burners.
 
2013-05-07 06:54:27 PM  
From TFA:

"He's tried to smash open the cash register on the floor and struck the woman, she's responded with a bucket of chili flakes over his face, it was the actual chili that's got in the face and floored him," said the inspector. It's our guess that those flakes were part of a hot, steamy sauce, but that's not clear from the reports.

Anybody else find "hot, steamy sauce" to be an odd description?
 
2013-05-07 06:56:45 PM  

Gonz: Carioca: Valar Morghulis

/obscure?

Valar Dohaeris.


Farkar Postaris.
 
2013-05-07 07:01:24 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [www.carterburwell.com image 300x237]

Approves.


www.neontommy.com

Also approves
 
2013-05-07 07:12:50 PM  

Slowdog: Gonz: Carioca: Valar Morghulis

/obscure?

Valar Dohaeris.

Farkar Postaris.


Farkar Drinkaris.
 
2013-05-07 07:23:14 PM  

darth_badger: I use chilli as a weapon after I eat it.


It goes good in Dutch ovens
 
2013-05-07 07:38:50 PM  
All of this trouble for some Shilling's.
 
2013-05-07 07:59:22 PM  

EvilEgg: It was just the chili flakes.  If you get it in the eyes I imagine it's quite effective.  If you just hit the nose and mouth YMMV.


just a couple weeks ago in india a couple crooks staged a daring raid on a train to spring one of their captured comrades. they disabled the guards with chili powder of some sort
 
2013-05-07 08:01:48 PM  

Walter Paisley: From TFA:

"He's tried to smash open the cash register on the floor and struck the woman, she's responded with a bucket of chili flakes over his face, it was the actual chili that's got in the face and floored him," said the inspector. It's our guess that those flakes were part of a hot, steamy sauce, but that's not clear from the reports.

Anybody else find "hot, steamy sauce" to be an odd description?


i use that phrase in casual conversation daily.
 
2013-05-07 09:53:21 PM  
My chili is hotter than most hot sauces.
 
2013-05-07 10:01:06 PM  
See? When good guys don't have guns, they'll just use anything to defend themselves.
 
2013-05-07 10:08:41 PM  

Fano: just a couple weeks ago in india a couple crooks staged a daring raid on a train to spring one of their captured comrades. they disabled the guards with chili powder of some sort


Try a few months earlier...

I seem to remember some robber getting a face full of ghost chili oil, but I'm not finding it.
 
2013-05-07 10:37:29 PM  
www.aneki.com

It could be used as a bludgeon.
 
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