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(News.com.au)   Woman, 106, finds love with boy toy, 73   (news.com.au) divider line 58
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2013-05-07 03:01:38 PM  
On their third date, she surprised him and wore an incredibly seductive thong Depends.
 
2013-05-07 03:05:12 PM  
But the thought of making the union official is a fickle thought for the elderly duo, who learned long ago that marriage wasn't the only ingredient for a great life.

"I'm too irresponsible," Ms Hemmerde said. "I quite like living in sin."


I like this lady.
 
2013-05-07 03:50:32 PM  

Lorelle: But the thought of making the union official is a fickle thought for the elderly duo, who learned long ago that marriage wasn't the only ingredient for a great life.

"I'm too irresponsible," Ms Hemmerde said. "I quite like living in sin."

I like this lady.


At least she recognizes that she shouldn't get married since she's not fertile and can't procreate.
 
2013-05-07 03:51:07 PM  
Why yes I am picturing him going to town on her.
 
2013-05-07 03:51:59 PM  
I like a woman with experience.

/boy, the things she knows...
 
2013-05-07 03:52:53 PM  
It's like May-December, only... more like December 29-December 31.
 
2013-05-07 03:53:18 PM  
She's only after his money and will wait for him to die first. Just like all the others.
 
2013-05-07 03:54:14 PM  
Now THAT is a cougar.
 
2013-05-07 03:54:43 PM  
So is she robbing the cradle or is he robbing the grave?
 
2013-05-07 03:55:55 PM  

bikerbob59: Now THAT is a cougar.


Thats gone beyond cougar and ran deep into puma range
 
2013-05-07 03:55:57 PM  

MadMattressMack: So is she robbing the cradle or is he robbing the grave?


At 179 years of combined age, I'd say it's borderline necrophilia.
 
2013-05-07 03:56:33 PM  

spentmiles: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x450]


Uh... you gonna eat that?

'Cause if not....
 
2013-05-07 03:56:40 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-05-07 03:57:05 PM  
cdn.indulgy.com
 
2013-05-07 03:57:08 PM  
Nothing in here but a couple of elephant skin rugs.
 
2013-05-07 03:59:34 PM  

spentmiles: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x450]


The Thought of that Course Ground Black Pepper in my Urethra and the scraping of that rough meat against man meat just sends shivers of pleasure up and down my spine.
welsh.typepad.com
 
2013-05-07 04:01:32 PM  
"We just sort of melted into each other," Ms Hemmerde said.

That's... Kind of accurate I'd imagine.
 
2013-05-07 04:03:58 PM  

ChipNASA: spentmiles: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x450]

The Thought of that Course Ground Black Pepper in my Urethra and the scraping of that rough meat against man meat just sends shivers of pleasure up and down my spine.
[welsh.typepad.com image 232x320]


What does the caption say? I can't read it.......
 
2013-05-07 04:04:28 PM  
Let's see: (106 / 2) + 7 = 60

Passes the creep threshold.
 
2013-05-07 04:04:46 PM  
My grams had gf at his retirement home. She once announced unprompted at a family gathering "yes, we have sex!"

Grams once confided to me that he hooked up with her because she still drove.
 
2013-05-07 04:06:08 PM  

ChipNASA: spentmiles: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x450]

The Thought of that Course COARSE Ground Black Pepper in my Urethra and the scraping of that rough meat against man meat just sends shivers of pleasure up and down my spine.
[welsh.typepad.com image 232x320]


Geez, I miss those cartoons - they made the entire subscription price (Playboy used to have Pulitzer Prize-winning writing; yes, my boyfriends loved it) worth it.
 
2013-05-07 04:12:40 PM  
I just had my broker buy shares in Astroglide and Viagra.
 
2013-05-07 04:16:00 PM  
i329.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 04:18:14 PM  
She's old enough to be his mother for crying out loud.
 
2013-05-07 04:22:16 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: bikerbob59: Now THAT is a cougar.

Thats gone beyond cougar and ran deep into puma range


Thats way past cougar, thats like battlecat.
 
2013-05-07 04:23:13 PM  
If anyone posts pics mods should shut this thread down.
 
2013-05-07 04:28:41 PM  
A 33 year age difference, to me, doesn't seem all that huge when you're talking about a 106 y/o and a 73 y/o.  But when she was 50, he was 17.  And that's a wiiiiide gap.
 
2013-05-07 04:29:12 PM  

DreamSnipers: If anyone posts pics mods should shut this thread down.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-07 04:30:37 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

The war was over. Hitler was dead. They met for the first time at what was then Kew Beach in 1947.
 
2013-05-07 04:35:59 PM  

Oldiron_79: teenage mutant ninja rapist: bikerbob59: Now THAT is a cougar.

Thats gone beyond cougar and ran deep into puma range

Thats way past cougar, thats like battlecat.


Sabertooth. They like to hunt the young ones.
 
2013-05-07 04:38:54 PM  

ThisKidsAlright: A 33 year age difference, to me, doesn't seem all that huge when you're talking about a 106 y/o and a 73 y/o.  But when she was 50, he was 17.  And that's a wiiiiide gap.


That's some gold star cougarin' right there. Planning is everything!

/She needs to sell T-shirts with that "I quite like living in sin" quote.
 
2013-05-07 04:44:07 PM  
Their age difference is bigger than my age...  It's like marrying someone who still isn't even born yet for many of us.  Mind boggling.  Someone who never knew a world without smartphones or World War III or alien overlords.
 
2013-05-07 04:50:05 PM  

Oldiron_79: teenage mutant ninja rapist: bikerbob59: Now THAT is a cougar.

Thats gone beyond cougar and ran deep into puma range

Thats way past cougar, thats like battlecat.


Sabre tooth(less).
 
2013-05-07 05:03:09 PM  
Stoj:

She's old enough to be his mother for crying out loud.

If the ages were reversed y'all'd be agitating to lynch the pedophile. Women get away with so much these days.

Did she teach him anything at least?
 
2013-05-07 05:06:40 PM  
Sometimes you Farkers and Farquettes disappoint me. The article did say it was about love. Nowhere was sex ever mentioned.

Just 'cos I love my mother does not mean I am gonna have sex with her.
 
2013-05-07 05:10:28 PM  

Fubegra: Let's see: (106 / 2) + 7 = 60

Passes the creep threshold.


According to my math, this became legit when they were 80 and 47, respectively. That's the problem with these rules of thumb... they don't usually work for the edge cases.

/just kidding
//have fun, Marjorie!
 
2013-05-07 05:25:02 PM  

SevenT: Sometimes you Farkers and Farquettes disappoint me. The article did say it was about love. Nowhere was sex ever mentioned.

Just 'cos I love my mother does not mean I am gonna have sex with her.


I don't mind if you take her out for a spin after I'm done with her.
 
2013-05-07 05:26:22 PM  
The room gets awful dusty when they're around.
 
2013-05-07 05:30:13 PM  
Came for the xkcd dating pool reference, leaving happy.
 
2013-05-07 05:34:58 PM  
static.comicvine.com

Hotlinked for your pleasure.
 
2013-05-07 05:46:11 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 06:30:32 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: bikerbob59: Now THAT is a cougar.

Thats gone beyond cougar and ran deep into puma range


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaqTuLQThsY
 
2013-05-07 06:37:53 PM  
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103 year olds dude
 
2013-05-07 06:38:33 PM  

Begoggle: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 202x249]
103 year olds dude


oops 106
whatever, whats 3 years
 
2013-05-07 06:47:18 PM  

mainstreet62: ChipNASA: spentmiles: [i41.tinypic.com image 600x450]

The Thought of that Course Ground Black Pepper in my Urethra and the scraping of that rough meat against man meat just sends shivers of pleasure up and down my spine.
[welsh.typepad.com image 232x320]

What does the caption say? I can't read it.......


I can't read that caption either. Do us a favour and tell us what it says. Please.
 
2013-05-07 06:51:26 PM  
A December-even later December romance? Is he robbing the grave or she the death bed? 

Sounds like a sweet old lady.  And she's aged like a fine wine, noble rot. Bet he drinks her up like a vintage Tokay.
 
2013-05-07 07:09:13 PM  
The relationship was the cherry on top for the former librarian who, at 96, decided to take her first overseas trip and became the oldest person to ever kiss the Blarney Stone in Ireland.

What, they don't have old people in Ireland? Must be all those potatoes they eat.
 
2013-05-07 07:10:56 PM  
Glad to see Madonna finally found love.
 
2013-05-07 07:24:19 PM  
duo.irational.org
 
2013-05-07 07:36:52 PM  
Just another irrefutable example of the moral decay of our society. 60 years ago, people wouldn't stand for this.
 
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