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(Contact Music)   Amanda Bynes Pleads With Press, Stop Using Pics Of My Old Nose   (contactmusic.com) divider line 56
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2013-05-07 02:34:35 PM
If she wants to pick her own nose I don't see why anyone else should try to pick it for her.
 
2013-05-07 02:38:59 PM
jjspsa.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-07 02:39:49 PM
To be fair, pretty much all of the photos of her new nose also contain her looking/acting like a complete psycho.
 
2013-05-07 02:42:59 PM
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2013-05-07 02:43:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, pretty much all of the photos of her new nose also contain her looking/acting like a complete psycho.


At least she is posting topless and semi topless selfies on twitter
 
2013-05-07 02:44:16 PM
Is that what happened to her face?
 
2013-05-07 02:56:33 PM
She fixed the nose but left the butterface?
 
2013-05-07 03:01:46 PM

moothemagiccow: Is that what happened to her face?


Like, it looks puffy?  Heavy drug and alcohol use is my guess...
 
2013-05-07 03:01:52 PM
Just like Jennifer Grey, she looked better with her old nose.
 
2013-05-07 03:02:56 PM
We'll go in through your nose, down your neck, and insert the implants. No scarring at all, I promise.
 
2013-05-07 03:08:43 PM
Amanda Bynes Pleads With Press, Stop Using Pics Of My Old Nose

And her old tits.
 
2013-05-07 03:10:15 PM

Current Resident: Just like Jennifer Grey, she looked better with her old nose.


But how does she smell?
 
2013-05-07 03:11:23 PM

Wyalt Derp: Current Resident: Just like Jennifer Grey, she looked better with her old nose.

But how does she smell?


Awful.
 
2013-05-07 03:14:20 PM
I prefer the Bynes with the original parts, but I would still wreck her. I could show her my basement and we can play Lambs.
 
2013-05-07 03:15:47 PM
All you see is her nose.

i.imgur.com

All you see is her nose.

i.imgur.com

All you see is her nose.

i.imgur.com

All you see is her nose.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-07 03:16:15 PM
Amanda Bynes Pleads With Press, Stop Using Pics Of My Old Nose Boobs


What an odd euphemism.
 
2013-05-07 03:18:50 PM
I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.
 
2013-05-07 03:24:03 PM

Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
give it a year.
Or two.
One you figure out they are all nuts, you'll toss in the towel.
 
2013-05-07 03:26:00 PM
Her new nose is like an all expenses paid trip to the Uncanney Valley.
 
2013-05-07 03:32:35 PM
She wants Drake to murder her septum.
 
2013-05-07 03:32:49 PM
Hey babe, just get nekkid and the only pictures anyone will be showing of you is the one with your brand new nose.
 
2013-05-07 03:37:14 PM

JerseyTim: [jjspsa.files.wordpress.com image 768x432]


OMG! where did you get that
 
2013-05-07 03:45:37 PM

JerseyTim: [jjspsa.files.wordpress.com image 768x432]


1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

That's all you need to know.
 
2013-05-07 04:08:28 PM
Not a logical extension of her publicity rights in her image as a celebrity.  Because the before and after photos are themselves part of a "news" story about her cosmetic surgery, they can be used.  Therefore the request not to use the earlier photos is a marketing ploy.  She looks pretty good pre and post anyway, if you don't mind some acuity in the patellar region.
 
2013-05-07 04:16:50 PM

Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.


OOOOORRRRR she's just an AW, mediocre, washed out child/teen star who is not adjusting to no longer being in the spotlight.
 
2013-05-07 04:20:34 PM
Don't know why you're all still posting, this thread was done in two.
 
2013-05-07 04:23:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: All you see is her nose.
[i.imgur.com image 378x640]


That last picture makes me think she had some fetal alcohol syndrome facial features rebuilt.

a0.vsoh.com

It would certainly explain the demand that old pictures not be used.
 
2013-05-07 04:26:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.


Fark kept snarking on Britney even after she shaved her head bald and was beating up SUV's with an umbrella.
I admire your restraint, but it looks like the crazy train has yet to meet the station.
 
2013-05-07 05:01:57 PM
I feel like when celebrities are planning to get a nose job there needs to be an online poll to reflect

A) Your nose is fine.

or

B) Yes damn it, fix that thing.

I feel like she was in category A.  Granted this is for completely self serving reasons of preferring the original face look, so this makes me something of a bad person, but I'm willing to take that hit.   For America.
 
2013-05-07 05:06:05 PM
6, 5, 4, 3...

Bye bye.
 
2013-05-07 05:30:44 PM

Endive Wombat: Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.

OOOOORRRRR she's just an AW, mediocre, washed out child/teen star who is not adjusting to no longer being in the spotlight.


Never feel sorry for somebody with as much money as she has.  Save you sympathy for those far more unfortunate than her.  Or is this a White-Knight-kinda troll your doing?
 
2013-05-07 05:41:10 PM
But I miss her cute little pig nose.

All she had going for her was costarring in a sitcom with Jenny Garth.
 
2013-05-07 05:47:25 PM
No, dear, you are not "so much prettier" now.
 
2013-05-07 05:47:32 PM

chachi88: But I miss her cute little pig nose.

All she had going for her was costarring in a sitcom with Jenny Garth.


She was actually very good on The Amanda Show. At one point I thought she could have become the next Carol Burnett or Lucille Ball, but that point is long gone now.
 
2013-05-07 05:58:52 PM
It's a crime that she made herself so ugly. She should be arrested for assault.
 
2013-05-07 06:06:58 PM

vudukungfu: you'll toss in the towel.


*snort*....very appropriate!

media.avclub.com
 
2013-05-07 06:41:40 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: If she wants to pick her own nose I don't see why anyone else should try to pick it for her.


You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, just don't pick your friend's nose.
 
2013-05-07 06:49:51 PM
Given the amount of crap regular girls do before they leave the house, a nose job seems reasonable to me.  She's got lots of cash, so the cost is a non-issue (like me deciding to buy a pizza for dinner) and she's famous enough that people actually do look at her.

I'm sure lots of girls who are covered in make-up, wearing contacts, fake eye-lashes, painted nails, shaved legs/arms/other, wearing push-up bras, and designer jeans will say plastic surgery is bad....but whatever.
 
2013-05-07 06:52:37 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I'm sure lots of girls who are covered in make-up, wearing contacts, fake eye-lashes, painted nails, shaved legs/arms/other, wearing push-up bras, and designer jeans will say plastic surgery is bad....but whatever.


go on......
 
2013-05-07 08:43:20 PM
I wonder what Barbra Streisand would do?
 
2013-05-07 08:43:29 PM

goganbunch: Endive Wombat: Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.

OOOOORRRRR she's just an AW, mediocre, washed out child/teen star who is not adjusting to no longer being in the spotlight.

Never feel sorry for somebody with as much money as she has.  Save you sympathy for those far more unfortunate than her.  Or is this a White-Knight-kinda troll your doing?


I do not feel sorry for the wealthys woes at all.
 
2013-05-07 09:04:35 PM
I would bang the crazy right out of her or die trying!
 
2013-05-07 09:10:38 PM
Smooth Philtrum will now be the name of my jazz band.

Kyosuke: Wellon Dowd: All you see is her nose.
[i.imgur.com image 378x640]

That last picture makes me think she had some fetal alcohol syndrome facial features rebuilt.

[a0.vsoh.com image 400x320]

It would certainly explain the demand that old pictures not be used.

 
2013-05-07 09:29:25 PM

braedan: Smooth Philtrum will now be the name of my jazz band.


I was once hustled at billiards by a guy named "Smooth" Phil Trum. In hindsight, should've seen that one coming.
 
2013-05-07 09:56:05 PM

Current Resident: Just like Jennifer Grey, she looked better with her old nose.


Am I the ONLY one who thinks Jennifer Grey looks better with the new nose?

//Its the new forehead that sucks...
 
2013-05-07 10:09:32 PM

Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.


White Knight like typing detected.
 
2013-05-07 10:16:57 PM

Savage Belief: Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.

White Knight like typing detected.



I really thought she was a cutie with good comedic timing and a likeable persona in the few movies I saw her in.  I am equally saddened by her decline, so I've followed the news about her.  I'd move galaxies for things closer to my own heart quite frankly, but yeah, I kinda get Coco's emotional post. It's sad to see a really pretty, witty girl with potential get sucked down the drain.

I get emotional too at times.  Usually alcohol is involved.
 
2013-05-07 11:06:51 PM
i for one support your new nose and tits
shes trolling everyone, the rag media knows it but it sells ads
 
2013-05-07 11:48:04 PM

Savage Belief: Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.

White Knight like typing detected.


How can I be a White Knight when I'm not a man?  I don't want to fark her, I'm not gay.  I just don't think it's funny to make fun of the mentally ill, and I think she's mentally ill.  I also think it's sad that her family isn't doing more to try and help her, regardless of whatever relationship she may currently have with them.

Believe it or not, it's perfectly acceptable to feel bad for people who are in over their head for reasons beyond their control (like mental illness).  Maybe in your universe it's not, but in the one I live in, it is.
 
2013-05-08 01:47:50 AM

Coco LaFemme: Savage Belief: Coco LaFemme: I know this is Fark, but I just can't snark on this girl anymore.  It's not like Lindsay Lohan, who is just an unrepentant criminal and drug addict/alcoholic. I believe this girl has certifiable mental issues that are not being taken care of, for one reason or another, and as much as it's easy to make fun of the weird/ridiculous things she's doing, I don't think she's playing with a full deck.  Frankly, I feel bad for her.  I know she's said that she doesn't have a relationship with her parents, but if that were my kid, I wouldn't give a fark about the lack of a relationship; I'd move galaxies to get her whatever kind help of she needs.

White Knight like typing detected.

How can I be a White Knight when I'm not a man?  I don't want to fark her, I'm not gay.  I just don't think it's funny to make fun of the mentally ill, and I think she's mentally ill.  I also think it's sad that her family isn't doing more to try and help her, regardless of whatever relationship she may currently have with them.

Believe it or not, it's perfectly acceptable to feel bad for people who are in over their head for reasons beyond their control (like mental illness).  Maybe in your universe it's not, but in the one I live in, it is.



But celebrities aren't people.

They're commodities. They're life-sized action figures. If one embraces celebrity, they abandon humanity.
 
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