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(Yahoo)   Would Cumulus Media be better off without Rush Limbaugh? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Hell Yes   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 101
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2013-05-07 02:49:37 PM  
Whatever happens, the future for Cumulus looks cloudy.

/veal
 
2013-05-07 03:11:44 PM  
As soon as his rate of advertiser alienation exceeds his net income from advertiser pick-ups, Cumulus Media will find out.  Until then... he's a winner in their book, and his audience, while old, is a spendy one for all manner of boner pills, gold, last-minute gifts for the missus and identity theft protection.
 
2013-05-07 03:23:19 PM  
The entire PLANET is better off without him. He would serve this world best by leaving it ASAP.
 
2013-05-07 03:24:16 PM  
Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.
 
2013-05-07 03:37:16 PM  

Saborlas: The entire PLANET is better off without him. He would serve this world best by leaving it ASAP.


Thread over.
 
2013-05-07 03:52:34 PM  
He may be bad but whatever replaces him could be way worse.
 
2013-05-07 04:00:42 PM  
Either way it sounds like they will find out.

/who cares?
 
2013-05-07 04:01:45 PM  

Saborlas: The entire PLANET is better off without him. He would serve this world best by leaving it ASAP.


We could make it a kickstarter project.
 
2013-05-07 04:01:55 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Whatever happens, the future for Cumulus looks cloudy.

/veal


They'll be OK, they're used to high pressure situations.
 
2013-05-07 04:02:09 PM  
If he says the party is on the wrong course, expect for the party to re-adjust eventually to his course.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 04:02:48 PM  
Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.
 
2013-05-07 04:04:21 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.


Well if it is losing you money....
 
2013-05-07 04:05:04 PM  
who cares? this is the year of Alex Jones.
 
2013-05-07 04:06:15 PM  
When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.
 
2013-05-07 04:08:25 PM  
He was doing commercials for a tractor company on a major affiliate the other day.

You can't tell me the boycott hasn't hurt.
 
2013-05-07 04:10:24 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....


You mean not making as much as you used to make but still more than anybody else?  You need to think long term, not next quarter.
 
2013-05-07 04:10:31 PM  

groppet: When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.


Being able to listen is not a requirement for Rush Limbaugh.
 
2013-05-07 04:14:12 PM  

groppet: When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.


No he got the implants.  They work, so good for him.

As far as advertisers go, I do know this from my own work day: "national" (Home Depot, Midas, what have you) commercials that get scheduled on our (and other companies' stations) often come with a note to NOT air them inside "controversial" programming.  They cite Rush, Beck, Stern, etc.  The list is kind of obvious, and not exclusive to him.
 
2013-05-07 04:15:46 PM  
The Dominican Republic doesn't have any dedicated talk radio stations. Perhaps he should relocate there?

And just think of the young, nubile, brown skinned intern boys he could hire.
 
2013-05-07 04:17:43 PM  

lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.


He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.
 
2013-05-07 04:19:24 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: You mean not making as much as you used to make but still more than anybody else?


That must be why the article at the top of the page is about Cumulus singling out Limbaugh's idiotic commentary as a major factor in the significant declines in advertising revenue at the company....

He has more listeners than any other show. Just because a bunch of sycophantic old racists and woman-haters will continue to tune him in religiously until the day they're dead doesn't mean he's profitable if all the good advertising is (rightly) scared shiatless of his racist, misogynistic claptrap.

You can have three million racist idiots to advertise to every day, but it doesn't do you any good if three million normal people find them revolting enough to avoid your product over its association with them.
 
2013-05-07 04:24:04 PM  
Oh my God, Yahoo! comments are as bad as YouTube.  Where do these people come from?
 
2013-05-07 04:28:21 PM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: He was doing commercials for a tractor company on a major affiliate the other day.

You can't tell me the boycott hasn't hurt.


Well, people who have shait on the bottoms of their shoes certainly like him.
 
2013-05-07 04:32:56 PM  

biyaaatci: Oh my God, Yahoo! comments are as bad as YouTube.  Where do these people come from?


Don't ever read Yahoo comments.  For the sake of your own sanity.

ya·hoo  (yäimg.tfd.comhimg.tfd.com, yimg.tfd.comimg.tfd.com-)
n. pl. ya·hoosA crude or brutish person. See Synonyms at boor.
 
2013-05-07 04:33:30 PM  
They clearly mis-spelled 'The Universe and All Reality As We Know It' in the headline.
 
2013-05-07 04:34:05 PM  

devilEther: who cares? this is the year of Alex Jones.


i read that as ADAM jones, and wondered why the guitarist from tool would be doing political radio talk
 
2013-05-07 04:34:35 PM  

biyaaatci: Oh my God, Yahoo! comments are as bad as YouTube.  Where do these people come from?


Free Republic, World Net Daily, Red State, Stormfront, Infowars, etc... My guess is they're mostly bored senior citizens who are trying to catch up on all the internet trolling/flaming they wish they could have done as teenagers.
 
2013-05-07 04:41:55 PM  
Here's a scary thought....

What if he actually did leave the airwaves....and someone *worse* took his place?

I mean, he has his audience...but for the most part he's a joke.  A big fat, racist, mysogynistic , drug-addled JOKE....and even members of the his beloved party don't give him that much credence these days.

What if it was someone with....(shudder)....credibility?
 
2013-05-07 04:43:03 PM  

23FPB23: groppet: When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.

No he got the implants.  They work, so good for him.

As far as advertisers go, I do know this from my own work day: "national" (Home Depot, Midas, what have you) commercials that get scheduled on our (and other companies' stations) often come with a note to NOT air them inside "controversial" programming.  They cite Rush, Beck, Stern, etc.  The list is kind of obvious, and not exclusive to him.


We had a list like that when I would help out the traffic dept (not that kinda traffic). Makes sense that no big client would want their commercial attached to certain programs.
 
2013-05-07 04:44:10 PM  
LOL no: their plans to replace him are about as popular as liver and onions in an elementary school
 
2013-05-07 04:45:15 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....

You mean not making as much as you used to make but still more than anybody else?  You need to think long term, not next quarter.


Rush doesn't do his show for free. Cumulus could put on other programming that attracted a much smaller audience but end up ahead financially several ways. First is that they wouldn't have to pay Rush money for his show, which likely is a very large expense. Other programming could be found for much less. The second is that other programming might have less or even no built in advertising. Cumulus doesn't make money on ads Rush sells, only on ads they sell. If Rush takes 20 minute per hour for his commercials, leaving Cumulus with 10 minutes for their commercials, programming that allows them to run 25 minutes of commercials could make up for the smaller audience. And the third way is by carrying programming that doesn't have a large boycott against it, they'd have a wider range of companies they could sell advertising space to.

tl;dr - gross and net are not the same thing
 
2013-05-07 04:47:37 PM  

Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.


Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC
 
2013-05-07 04:50:03 PM  

23FPB23: No he got the implants. They work, so good for him.


Nice that you can abuse a know ototoxin and still have modern technology save your hearing.
 
2013-05-07 04:50:57 PM  

ristst: Here's a scary thought....

What if he actually did leave the airwaves....and someone *worse* took his place?

I mean, he has his audience...but for the most part he's a joke.  A big fat, racist, mysogynistic , drug-addled JOKE....and even members of the his beloved party don't give him that much credence these days.

What if it was someone with....(shudder)....credibility?


Think about it a minute.

Rushie was unable to purchase an NFL team.

But this guy?

upload.wikimedia.org


and THIS guy

iamkoream.com

were A-OK with the rich old white guy club that is the NFL owners.

Think about that a bit.
 
2013-05-07 04:57:56 PM  
I hope he fails.
 
2013-05-07 05:01:12 PM  
i1168.photobucket.com

This guy has been following in Rush's footsteps for some years.

I loved what Peter Jurasik said - "we are friends but we're VERY different politically, so we don't talk about that"
 
2013-05-07 05:05:31 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 05:07:27 PM  
How long before every conservative in America disavows that they ever listened to Rush, just like they are "Independent," not 'Republican.'
 
2013-05-07 05:09:13 PM  

Saborlas: The entire PLANET is better off without him. He would serve this world best by leaving it ASAP.


30.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-07 05:13:25 PM  

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: He was doing commercials for a tractor company on a major affiliate the other day.

You can't tell me the boycott hasn't hurt.


Limbaugh himself admitted as much:

"When you look at a ... show that is by far number 1, and they're still running penile enhancement ads, what's happening is that mainstream media buyers are sending money elsewhere, trying to harm them.  Well, penile, take your pick,the Ronco Veg-o-matic, you know--while McDonald's and Coke and Meineke are everywhere else.

These are things we had to overcome on this pro--we have to fight that battle every day here anyway.  Cause these little sniveling jerks are out there trying to scare advertisers, still goes on."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yEsPtV04x2E
 
2013-05-07 05:15:10 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....


Problem is it's still making money. Yes it could be making more money if Limbaugh hadn't made some ill advised comments but its making, say 3 million instead of 5. Cumulus is going to drive off the 3 million because it's CEO is pissed it isn't the 5.
 
2013-05-07 05:20:26 PM  

23FPB23: groppet: When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.

No he got the implants.  They work, so good for him.

As far as advertisers go, I do know this from my own work day: "national" (Home Depot, Midas, what have you) commercials that get scheduled on our (and other companies' stations) often come with a note to NOT air them inside "controversial" programming.  They cite Rush, Beck, Stern, etc.  The list is kind of obvious, and not exclusive to him.


Look up side effects of prescription drug abuse
 
2013-05-07 05:21:10 PM  
I still am shocked that Clear Channel signed him to an 8 year, $400 million contract back in 2008. When I first read that, I thought they must have mistakenly added an extra zero to that dollar amount.
 
2013-05-07 05:26:43 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....

You mean not making as much as you used to make but still more than anybody else?  You need to think long term, not next quarter.


Long term, Rush is guaranteed to say something ever dumber. But I suppose there aren't many advertisers left to lose.
 
2013-05-07 05:30:44 PM  
"Dickey's talk stations underperform talk stations owned by other operators in generating revenue by a substantial margin. It's not a single show issue... it's a failure of the entire station."

Can't it be both?
 
2013-05-07 05:33:48 PM  

groppet: When he was going "deaf" and then had the miracle cure/surgery whatever did that ever come out to be a hoax? It seemed very scammy to me.


He had coclear implants.  They're not a miracle, and they do help a lot of profoundly deaf people hear.  When I was in college about 15 years ago, I worked for a doctor who helped pioneer the surgery.

What Rush didn't tell anyone is that one of the side-effects of oxycodone abuse is that the small bones in the ear disolve, which is WHY he went deaf in the first place.
 
2013-05-07 05:34:13 PM  

Saborlas: The entire PLANET is better off without him. He would serve this world best by leaving it ASAP.


I feel that Rush is one of the few people alive today who's passing would be a net benefit for our country. I'm not wishing death on the man or anything like that, but when he kicks the bucket, we'll probably all be better off because of it. It doesn't feel good to think that, I'm just being honest about it.

Unfortunately, some other douche will likely pick up right where he left off. Oh well. That's life, I guess.
 
2013-05-07 05:35:30 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: Look up side effects of prescription drug abuse


So do you generally condemn people for their demons, or just the ones whose ideals are not yours?

Did you ever think that continued success in that medical field might one day help millions?  Even if it doesn't, its up to you to cast punishment, eh Jehovah?

Why waste energy hating some blowhard radio host because you don't vote like he does?

Why don't you use that energy helping people?

But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

www.truefreethinker.com


I posted this in the Spock V Spock thread, but hey, its still on my clipboard, so why not?
 
2013-05-07 05:35:33 PM  
He went full Glenn Beck retard. Never go full Glenn Beck retard.
 
2013-05-07 05:39:44 PM  

23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?


Rush still isn't going to blow you.
 
2013-05-07 05:40:55 PM  

fusillade762: Rush still isn't going to blow you.


Yeah?  Well Rutsey's not so busy these days.
 
2013-05-07 05:42:52 PM  

fusillade762: 23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

Rush still isn't going to blow you.


Hey, now, don't be so negative - there's a good chance Rush would blow him, once Cumulus dumps him.
 
2013-05-07 05:43:39 PM  
once Cumulus dumps him Rush.

FTFM. Didn't want to seem ambiguous, there.
 
2013-05-07 05:45:11 PM  
Even Rush Limbaugh isn't immune to market forces.  he's working for people who will slit throats for a 2% rise in market share and he's costing them a couple million bucks every time he mouths off on the air.  how long do you think he'll last like that?  greed is greed and Limbaugh is hurting the pocketbooks of very rich and greedy people.  ideology be damned, they'll boot his ass out and replace him with a temp in no time flat.
 
2013-05-07 05:47:29 PM  

23FPB23: Waxing_Chewbacca: Look up side effects of prescription drug abuse

So do you generally condemn people for their demons, or just the ones whose ideals are not yours?

Did you ever think that continued success in that medical field might one day help millions?  Even if it doesn't, its up to you to cast punishment, eh Jehovah?

Why waste energy hating some blowhard radio host because you don't vote like he does?

Why don't you use that energy helping people?

But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?



I posted this in the Spock V Spock thread, but hey, its still on my clipboard, so why not?


I hate hypocrites actually; which his drug use couple with his stances on others in similar circumstance makes him one. You want to look into drugs yourself by the way. You seem rather tense and concerned.
 
2013-05-07 05:48:05 PM  

FormlessOne: Hey, now, don't be so negative - there's a good chance Rush would blow him, once Cumulus dumps him.


I'm sure he'd take a shot in the mouth if it got him a couple hundred miles.

If you can read my post with clear eyes, and not through the lens of liberal hate, you'd see I am clearly not a fan of Rush Limbaugh.

I mean REALLY!  What would Dr. King think of all you guys being so hateful?

Or would you hate him too, for being a devout Christian, which means he's below you?
 
2013-05-07 05:48:14 PM  

fusillade762: 23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

Rush still isn't going to blow you.


He might if he's Dominican.
 
2013-05-07 05:49:56 PM  

23FPB23: FormlessOne: Hey, now, don't be so negative - there's a good chance Rush would blow him, once Cumulus dumps him.

I'm sure he'd take a shot in the mouth if it got him a couple hundred miles.

If you can read my post with clear eyes, and not through the lens of liberal hate, you'd see I am clearly not a fan of Rush Limbaugh.

I mean REALLY!  What would Dr. King think of all you guys being so hateful?

Or would you hate him too, for being a devout Christian, which means he's below you?


Damn... Got me. This was masterful until Dr King. Too far but well played.
 
2013-05-07 05:49:57 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: I hate hypocrites actually; which his drug use couple with his stances on others in similar circumstance makes him one. You want to look into drugs yourself by the way. You seem rather tense and concerned.


Hey man, people don't "choose" to be addicts, no more than they "choose" to be gay.

Can you imagine the Hellish self-loathing this poor soul has endured?

I bet you can.
 
2013-05-07 05:50:07 PM  

23FPB23: Waxing_Chewbacca: Look up side effects of prescription drug abuse

So do you generally condemn people for their demons, or just the ones whose ideals are not yours?


Drug addicts hate Rush Limbaugh too.
 
2013-05-07 05:54:25 PM  

23FPB23: Waxing_Chewbacca: I hate hypocrites actually; which his drug use couple with his stances on others in similar circumstance makes him one. You want to look into drugs yourself by the way. You seem rather tense and concerned.

Hey man, people don't "choose" to be addicts, no more than they "choose" to be gay.

Can you imagine the Hellish self-loathing this poor soul has endured?

I bet you can.


Lol... Awesome
 
2013-05-07 05:57:22 PM  
Is Rush planning to go it on his own a la Glenn Beck? Be intreresting to see Beck and Limbaugh have a feud to see who can attract the most imbeciles.
 
2013-05-07 05:58:00 PM  

23FPB23: FormlessOne: Hey, now, don't be so negative - there's a good chance Rush would blow him, once Cumulus dumps him.

I'm sure he'd take a shot in the mouth if it got him a couple hundred miles.

If you can read my post with clear eyes, and not through the lens of liberal hate, you'd see I am clearly not a fan of Rush Limbaugh.

I mean REALLY!  What would Dr. King think of all you guys being so hateful?

Or would you hate him too, for being a devout Christian, which means he's below you?


Actually, I just thought it was humorous to interject into the silly-ass slap fight, but you go ahead & keep jumping to conclusions. It's cute.
 
2013-05-07 06:01:58 PM  

23FPB23: Why don't you use that energy helping people?


It's hard to help people when you have filth like Rush telling everyone to attack them and treat them as sub-humans, so it's not a waste of energy hating the fat fark.
 
2013-05-07 06:03:09 PM  

skozlaw: He has more listeners than any other show. Just because a bunch of sycophantic old racists and woman-haters will continue to tune him in religiously until the day they're dead doesn't mean he's profitable if all the good advertising is (rightly) scared shiatless of his racist, misogynistic claptrap.


It is not the number of listeners he has that has ever concerned me.  It has always been a small fraction of Americans, and his resonance with the base (who you have described accurately above is the sole reason for his prominence.

What does concern me is the absolute level of idiocy, ignorance, stupidity, and fear and hatred of one's fellow man that  it takes to be a fan of this asshole at all.  I don't care if five people in this country listen to him, that's five shiatstains on the ass of this country too much.
 
2013-05-07 06:03:29 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: biyaaatci: Oh my God, Yahoo! comments are as bad as YouTube.  Where do these people come from?

Don't ever read Yahoo comments.  For the sake of your own sanity.

ya·hoo  (yä[img.tfd.com image 4x22]h[img.tfd.com image 13x14], y[img.tfd.com image 7x15][img.tfd.com image 4x22]-)
n. pl. ya·hoosA crude or brutish person. See Synonyms at boor.


The comments on ANY article about Kim K are always hilarious, and are almost all "No more articles about Kim K, please."
 
2013-05-07 06:03:46 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: 23FPB23: Why don't you use that energy helping people?

It's hard to help people when you have filth like Rush telling everyone to attack them and treat them as sub-humans, so it's not a waste of energy hating the fat fark.


www.digitaltrends.com
 
2013-05-07 06:11:45 PM  

mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC


I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.
 
2013-05-07 06:13:29 PM  

lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.


Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless
 
2013-05-07 06:17:16 PM  

fusillade762: 23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

Rush still isn't going to blow you.


and AlGore isn't going to blow you, but Obama might. Keep up the good work.
 
2013-05-07 06:17:46 PM  

fusillade762: 23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

Rush still isn't going to blow you.


What if 23FPB23 is a small Dominican boy?

You would look quite the fool then, wouldn't you?
 
2013-05-07 06:19:42 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.

Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless


www.globalnerdy.com
 
2013-05-07 06:23:13 PM  

fusillade762: Waxing_Chewbacca: lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.

Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless


Damn it!
 
2013-05-07 06:24:48 PM  

biyaaatci: Oh my God, Yahoo! comments are as bad as YouTube.  Where do these people come from?


Blue states
 
2013-05-07 06:30:45 PM  
TV's Vinnie: Is Rush planning to go it on his own a la Glenn Beck? Be intreresting to see Beck and Limbaugh have a feud to see who can attract the most imbeciles.

By the maker.

How would we tell?
 
2013-05-07 06:34:38 PM  

fusillade762: Waxing_Chewbacca: lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.

Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless

[www.globalnerdy.com image 400x300]


I wish my grandfather would start yelling at clouds instead of sending me FWD:FWD:FWD: messages containing conspiracy theories and racist jokes about the Obamas.
 
2013-05-07 06:36:25 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.

Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless


The nimbus one was a cloud joke too :-(
 
2013-05-07 07:03:38 PM  

23FPB23: Keizer_Ghidorah: 23FPB23: Why don't you use that energy helping people?

It's hard to help people when you have filth like Rush telling everyone to attack them and treat them as sub-humans, so it's not a waste of energy hating the fat fark.

[www.digitaltrends.com image 850x565]


If you're going to try to imitate Fark's best-known trolls, at least try to be relevant.
 
2013-05-07 07:05:52 PM  

lennavan: Waxing_Chewbacca: lennavan: mcmnky: Rwa2play: lennavan: Limbaugh's a farking nimbus.

He's having a "tiff" with WABC here in NY over the loss of revenue.  Farking hilarious.

Maybe he wasn't saying the call letters right.

/WAaaaaaaaaBC

I thought this would be a cloud joke thread.  Cirrusly.

Best cloud joke ever. Perhaps only cloud joke but well done nonetheless

The nimbus one was a cloud joke too :-(


I'm done. Drink time.
 
2013-05-07 07:36:33 PM  
I don't blame Limbaugh at all.  He keeps the controversy money coming.  What I do blame is their Clear Channel tactics when it comes to music stations.  Half the time, the live DJ (on the occasion that they're live and not pre-recorded) barely has anything to do and songs are robo-announced (and don't get me started on their uber-generic, shiatty playlists).  They're one step away from going full-robo and just using syndicated morning shows during the drives.  I've got friends in Cumulus-owned stations, and they can't wait to jump ship.  They've single-handedly damaged stations and DJs that've been institutions since before I was born faster than the mp3 sharing did to the music industry copyright trolls.
 
2013-05-07 08:04:14 PM  

23FPB23: FormlessOne: Hey, now, don't be so negative - there's a good chance Rush would blow him, once Cumulus dumps him.

I'm sure he'd take a shot in the mouth if it got him a couple hundred miles.

If you can read my post with clear eyes, and not through the lens of liberal hate, you'd see I am clearly not a fan of Rush Limbaugh.

I mean REALLY!  What would Dr. King think of all you guys being so hateful?

Or would you hate him too, for being a devout Christian, which means he's below you?


i really think there is some magic embedded here, but I just can't find it.
 
2013-05-07 08:32:49 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.


Who's gonna listen to Rush after the Boomers die off?

/ hell, I bet the band will be remembered longer than that D-bag...
 
2013-05-07 08:36:59 PM  
F*ck Cumulus in the a*s.

//yeah, I hold a grudge. So?
 
2013-05-07 09:11:53 PM  
Clarification: Cumulus doesn't own Rush's program. They have individual station contracts with the syndicator, Premier Networks. Clear Channel bought Premier a while back so they could get Rush. They are the ones paying his $400 Million salary. Many of the present Rush Limbaugh stations in the Cumulus chain were carrying Rush when Cumulus absorbed Citadel.

Here's the rub: Billing is down for Rush, but he is the cornerstone for those top-tier conservative talk stations. If Rush goes to a competitor, their entire line-up suffers, and whichever station gets him gets his ratings and his halo effect as the 'trusted right-wing' information source. Whatever Cumeless does, they take a hit.

It's been more than 20 years since Rush went national. His arc is on the decline. His audience is aging out of the 24-54 demo. He had a good run, and can carry on for a while longer on sheer momentum, but for many observers the main reaction to all this is BWAA--HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
 
2013-05-07 09:20:41 PM  

EngineerAU: Rush doesn't do his show for free. Cumulus could put on other programming that attracted a much smaller audience but end up ahead financially several ways. First is that they wouldn't have to pay Rush money for his show, which likely is a very large expense. Other programming could be found for much less. The second is that other programming might have less or even no built in advertising. Cumulus doesn't make money on ads Rush sells, only on ads they sell. If Rush takes 20 minute per hour for his commercials, leaving Cumulus with 10 minutes for their commercials, programming that allows them to run 25 minutes of commercials could make up for the smaller audience. And the third way is by carrying programming that doesn't have a large boycott against it, they'd have a wider range of companies they could sell advertising space to.


The thing is, the next innovative and compelling radio program that is created by the Cumulus brain trust will be their first.

Time and again they buy up stations whose owners in many cases made them into institutions with advertisers kicking in the doors - virtual licenses to print money thanks to heavy local commitment. And Cumulus guts them. Every farking time. Too expensive, you know. Then they wonder why the ratings and sales numbers are in the shiatter and reason that it must be they're spending too much on talent. And who needs an experienced sales staff anyway? We'll handle that from corporate. Then they wonder why the sales numbers are in the shiatter and reason that it must be they're spending too much...the ciiiiiircle of faaaaailll...
 
2013-05-07 09:29:35 PM  
Interestingly enough, the only reason Rush is still around is that the younger, liberal age group has abandoned radio...leaving the only market left to be the angry old Republican folk.

So here's to you, libs, for your contribution to unforseen consequences. Maybe if there's was a daily radio show that talked about stealing music, or how to live in your parent's basement for eternity, you'd be rid of Rush forever.
 
2013-05-07 09:53:09 PM  

bobthenewsman: It's been more than 20 years since Rush went national. His arc is on the decline. His audience is aging out of the 24-54 demo. He had a good run, and can carry on for a while longer on sheer momentum, but for many observers the main reaction to all this is BWAA--HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


I was a young teen in Sacramento when he first started as an AM radio loudmouth. I ignored him.  If I could see into the future, if I'd somehow sabotaged him...where would I be now?  Where would public discourse be now if he never had a part in forming it?  I never thought that white noise jerkoff that I heard in the background while searching for something to listen to back then would amount to anything.

I'm sorry, America, that I didn't set up some plot to ruin him back then, before the monster came to fruition.
 
2013-05-07 10:07:31 PM  
Rush was long regarded as bulletproof.  However, as others have stated, that industry is run by folks who will change formats at the drop of a hat.  A more telling statistic is the number of AM stations that have gone to all sports talk or all comedy.  Talk radio as a format is on the decline.  These guys can read the tea leaves.  It is a known fact that talk radio listeners tend to gravitate toward one station when they have a choice.  If they aren't listening to Rush they probably aren't listening to the other voices on that station either.  Market forces my friends.  Republicans are supposed to understand how that stuff works.
 
2013-05-07 10:28:34 PM  
It's bizarre to me how different talk radio contracts are to recording contracts.  From what I understand, Rush essentially gets paid for everything and has zero costs, while someone like Prince under a traditional recording deal would essentially get paid for almost nothing, but have to come up with all expenses out of pocket.
 
2013-05-08 12:00:39 AM  
A professor once told me that he didn't want to retire because statistically, people are more likely to die after retiring.

So I'd support an early retirement for Rush.
 
2013-05-08 12:15:56 AM  
Thanks for the pro-censorship liberals update.

This from the same dumbasses that still think they hurt Glenn Beck's career, and put him in the poor house.
 
2013-05-08 01:03:44 AM  

barneyfifesbullet: Thanks for the pro-censorship liberals update.

This from the same dumbasses that still think they hurt Glenn Beck's career, and put him in the poor house.


Who's pro censorship?  Nobody's for censorship here.  It's not censorship for a company to decide someone isn't pulling their weight.

Glenn Beck's Career as well as Rush's were hurt by organized campaigns to boycott advertisers and let them know what they were indirectly supporting by advertising during his show.  Glenn Beck and Rush hurt themselves further by doubling down on the ultra conservative BS that doesn't play outside of an increasingly shrinking and aging section of the country.  Very similar to Fox News.  High ratings means nothing to advertisers, the real customers, when the only people that listen to your program or watch the network are old as dirt.

Rush, Glenn, and the Fox News heads won't be in the poor house anytime soon, but they're going to have to find new ways to market themselves.  Beck's the only one that's moved that way with his new network and his traveling show.  We'll see what happens to the others.
 
2013-05-08 03:10:37 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....


If its the number one show and its losing  you money, you suck at radio.

/ period.
 
2013-05-08 03:12:18 AM  

fusillade762: 23FPB23: But I guess spouting your group-think hatred toward some mouthpiece of your perceived enemy is helping?

Rush still isn't going to blow you.


you never know....
 
2013-05-08 06:12:49 AM  

EngineerAU: Smeggy Smurf: HotWingConspiracy: Smeggy Smurf: Yeah, running off the biggest radio show will do wonders for your profits.

Well if it is losing you money....

You mean not making as much as you used to make but still more than anybody else?  You need to think long term, not next quarter.

Rush doesn't do his show for free. Cumulus could put on other programming that attracted a much smaller audience but end up ahead financially several ways. First is that they wouldn't have to pay Rush money for his show, which likely is a very large expense. Other programming could be found for much less. The second is that other programming might have less or even no built in advertising. Cumulus doesn't make money on ads Rush sells, only on ads they sell. If Rush takes 20 minute per hour for his commercials, leaving Cumulus with 10 minutes for their commercials, programming that allows them to run 25 minutes of commercials could make up for the smaller audience. And the third way is by carrying programming that doesn't have a large boycott against it, they'd have a wider range of companies they could sell advertising space to.

tl;dr - gross and net are not the same thing


Radio time and syndication is done by barter....so Cumulus pays zero to air Rush ....they make money by selling local ads. Rush and Premiere (who syndicates Rush ) make money off of ad sales to the syndicator and the stations must air ads with show

Cumulus will lose money because few talkers have the ratings like Limbaugh....and a good local host will cost a lot of money.....of course the station picking up Limbaugh will now be making more money

Limbaugh will win this fight...he has better options
 
2013-05-08 06:16:50 AM  
fark sure is obsessed with limbaugh
 
2013-05-08 08:36:07 AM  
limbaugh is alex jones or alice cooper.  he's getting paid to be as over the top as he can possibly be.  Does he believe some of the bile he puts out?  Oh I'm sure he does, but not all.  His "don't have to carry the water anymore" comments back in the day kind of said that.

He's an ahole, but he's being paid very well to be exactly that, and he doesn't disappoint.
 
2013-05-08 11:55:57 AM  

snowshovel: Maybe if there's was a daily radio show that talked about stealing music


Do you even take yourself seriously?  Because I sure can't.
 
2013-05-08 11:57:28 AM  

barneyfifesbullet: Thanks for the pro-censorship liberals update.

This from the same dumbasses that still think they hurt Glenn Beck's career, and put him in the poor house.


Not wanting to listen to a known drug addict spew bullshiat and attempt to incite violence is not censorship.

Putting your ignorant ass on my list IS.

/you still can't see the difference, hurr durr
 
2013-05-08 01:09:28 PM  
Hey look at that. My employer made it onto Fark!

/Cumulus employee
 
2013-05-08 09:27:06 PM  

Double_B: Hey look at that. My employer made it onto Fark!

/Cumulus employee


I feel bad for you. Unless you're in sales.
 
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