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(Huffington Post)   Man who agreed to threesome with homeless women miraculously gets blowjob before being stabbed, stuffed in trunk of his own car   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 18
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2013-05-07 12:27:29 PM
5 votes:
Doesn't matter, had sex
2013-05-07 12:18:58 PM
5 votes:
If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.
2013-05-07 12:28:29 PM
3 votes:

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Just explain that when a woman wants a man to think she loves him very much, she's willing to touch his naughty parts with her mouth, until she gets engaged or married.
2013-05-07 12:25:01 PM
3 votes:
Terrible story, but the linked story below had me saying, "Dear God, WHY?":

Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson returned used enemas to a pharmacy in Jacksonville, Fla. The products were resold to customers before workers discovered they had been tampered with. Robinson could be imprisoned for 10 years if convicted.
2013-05-07 03:45:21 PM
1 votes:

Dirtybird971: Yeah. I'd like to be stabbed too!


It's all about clarity of communication when describing your preferences to a new sexual partner. You might think saying "I like to be penetrated by women" sounds sexier than laying out the specifics, but a lack of details might be the difference between a dildo and a knife.
2013-05-07 02:26:31 PM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net 

Whatever it takes to save the Earth. It gets granola girls all wet..homeless girls too. They'll do anything for shelter.
2013-05-07 02:21:08 PM
1 votes:
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:

Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put
up with.


Not me! Spread the word around the shelter, okay?!?
2013-05-07 02:17:17 PM
1 votes:

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


LOL but seriously are there really people stupid enough to let their kids even know about this site?
2013-05-07 01:41:44 PM
1 votes:
I hear there's a guy in Cleveland who would give them a good home.
2013-05-07 01:21:18 PM
1 votes:
It seems odd that they couldn't have shacked up with some guy by trading some sex for shelter and food. My guess is that they are homosexual, mentally disturbed and narcotic abusers. Well they will now have food and shelter for the rest of their lives.
2013-05-07 12:42:09 PM
1 votes:
So he came before he went or what?
2013-05-07 12:41:37 PM
1 votes:
The one chick has extra nostrils
2013-05-07 12:35:51 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: Terrible story, but the linked story below had me saying, "Dear God, WHY?":

Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson returned used enemas to a pharmacy in Jacksonville, Fla. The products were resold to customers before workers discovered they had been tampered with. Robinson could be imprisoned for 10 years if convicted.


img.fark.net
2013-05-07 12:32:06 PM
1 votes:
It takes a special kind of guy to splay the legs of homeless women.
2013-05-07 12:25:37 PM
1 votes:

darth_badger: Spice ... it's a hell of a drug.


He who controls the Spice controls the UNIVERSE.
2013-05-07 12:24:43 PM
1 votes:
Spice ... it's a hell of a drug.
2013-05-07 12:21:39 PM
1 votes:
Well, did he finish?
2013-05-07 12:20:29 PM
1 votes:
 
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