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(Huffington Post)   Man who agreed to threesome with homeless women miraculously gets blowjob before being stabbed, stuffed in trunk of his own car   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 11
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2013-05-07 04:45:38 PM  
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bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Your crotchlings should GTFO, this site has never been for "kids".

/RIP Foobies, RIP
//pours some out
2013-05-07 03:44:09 PM  
2 votes:

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Fark isn't for kids.

Parenting...how does it work?
2013-05-07 02:21:08 PM  
1 votes:
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:

Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put
up with.


Not me! Spread the word around the shelter, okay?!?
2013-05-07 02:17:17 PM  
1 votes:

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


LOL but seriously are there really people stupid enough to let their kids even know about this site?
2013-05-07 02:16:01 PM  
1 votes:

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Doesn't sound like your cup of tea, but I would choose good parenting instead.
2013-05-07 01:37:01 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-07 01:10:06 PM  
1 votes:

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Shaggy_C: That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.

Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put up with. If she wasn't the stabby type she'd have already convinced some guy to support her.


Was about to post this. Seriously these:
i.huffpost.com
are homeless? Stay away.
2013-05-07 12:57:26 PM  
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.


Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put up with. If she wasn't the stabby type she'd have already convinced some guy to support her.
2013-05-07 12:34:27 PM  
1 votes:
I do not see the irony in this story. I always do the deed with the prostitute before I hack her up and put her in my trunk. This seems to be along the same lines as male teacher/female student vs. female teacher/male student gender bias.
2013-05-07 12:32:29 PM  
1 votes:
That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.
2013-05-07 12:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.
 
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