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(Huffington Post)   Man who agreed to threesome with homeless women miraculously gets blowjob before being stabbed, stuffed in trunk of his own car   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 64
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2013-05-07 02:41:37 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.

I guess that means TV isn't an alternative.


Maybe I missed something, but what PG rate programming has the word "blowjob" in it these days?

And I won't let my kids on here until they're like 16... not because of the headlines, but because of the trolls.
 
2013-05-07 03:22:03 PM

cranked: Cheron: Maybe we could get a filter

"Blerjerb"?

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Ermahgerd, Blerjerbs!!
 
2013-05-07 03:43:59 PM

Profedius: Four years? I admire your determination or I am saddened by your lack of confidence. I think three months would be the outer limit for me before I would be filing for divorce and at two we would have been having a conversation as to the nature of the problem. Yeah I still wouldn't have sex with a homeless woman or pay for sex


Call it a little of both, with a dash of financial need on both our parts. We were together 18 years, so at 14 years in I wasn't quite ready to just walk without waiting for some brighter days. Having conversations about the problem was a fruitless endeavor. We were basically roommates in the end. Eh... It's a very long, very unfortunate story that has a very happy ending because I'm with the love of my life now and living the life I'd always wanted to live.

And to my credit, I never paid for it, either.

Jon iz teh kewl: what if you KNOW they are your SOUL MATE


She wasn't. I think we both knew that going in. But I was young, and life just happened.

However, I don't discount the idea of soulmates. I'm certain I've reunited with mine. Sometimes you have to go through the unfortunate times to appreciate the good things when you finally get to them.

Anyway, yes--- Four years without human contact is a lot. It's why I do support legalized, regulated brothels. Now, I am happy (and having amazing and frequent sex, too) but a lot of people go a lot longer than four years. Some go their whole lives without knowing the touch of another person. Some people don't get dates. I think it's perfectly fine if people want to pay for it, but I think it should be in an environment that is controlled and safe. No indentured workers. No diseases. No drugs. No risk of clients attacking workers. The business actually pays taxes like any other.

I do believe that legalized, regulated brothels would be a public service. They'd let people know physical love when it was otherwise unlikely or impossible (Not just ugly people, but people with various physical disabilities, mental disabilities, and social anxieties. And not just men. Women, too.) They'd also bring in a LOT of tax money which we could use for something nice, like health care, better roads, or community upkeep.

I wouldn't use the services of such a place, but I think they should exist nonetheless.
 
2013-05-07 03:44:00 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Profedius: ZeroCorpse: Some people are just crazy. Jeez! I spent the last four years of my first marriage without having any sex whatsoever, and I still  never considered messing around with a homeless drifter.

I would think Sex Rule #1 is "Don't have sex with homeless drifters."

Four years? I admire your determination or I am saddened by your lack of confidence. I think three months would be the outer limit for me before I would be filing for divorce and at two we would have been having a conversation as to the nature of the problem. Yeah I still wouldn't have sex with a homeless woman or pay for sex

what if you KNOW they are your SOUL MATE




Lack of daily sex would exclude them from the category of being my Soul Mate. Daily sex is not the only requirement and it can be even adjusted up to once a week at max. Sex is a big deal to me, because that is when I feel the love and closeness of a relationship without it I might as well be single.
 
2013-05-07 03:44:09 PM

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Fark isn't for kids.

Parenting...how does it work?
 
2013-05-07 03:45:21 PM

Dirtybird971: Yeah. I'd like to be stabbed too!


It's all about clarity of communication when describing your preferences to a new sexual partner. You might think saying "I like to be penetrated by women" sounds sexier than laying out the specifics, but a lack of details might be the difference between a dildo and a knife.
 
2013-05-07 04:06:57 PM

Profedius: Jon iz teh kewl: Profedius: ZeroCorpse: 
what if you KNOW they are your SOUL MATE

Lack of daily sex would exclude them from the category of being my Soul Mate. Daily sex is not the only requirement and it can be even adjusted up to once a week at max. Sex is a big deal to me, because that is when I feel the love and closeness of a relationship without it I might as well be single.


Agreed. I just took a little longer than I should have to finally leave. It's weird... After the first year you sink into a state of not caring. You're still frustrated, but you find ways to distract, and the days just go by until suddenly it has been another three years and you're just where you were four years ago.

When my best friend in the world came back to me after being apart for 20 years, I was snapped out of that state of mind and did what I needed to do. I just needed someone to remind me who I was.

And yes, feeling love and closeness in a physical way is important. Very important.
 
2013-05-07 04:10:24 PM
Going in, I believed this to be a thread about two homeless hookers murdering a guy.

I'm not interested in scrolling up to see how Fark turned this into a serious discussion about soulmates.
 
2013-05-07 04:45:38 PM

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Your crotchlings should GTFO, this site has never been for "kids".

/RIP Foobies, RIP
//pours some out
 
2013-05-07 04:48:30 PM
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Dirtybird971: Yeah. I'd like to be stabbed too!

It's all about clarity of communication when describing your preferences to a new sexual partner. You might think saying "I like to be penetrated by women" sounds sexier than laying out the specifics, but a lack of details might be the difference between a dildo and a knife.


Good Point.
 
2013-05-07 06:23:34 PM

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Have they tried efukt? My kids love it.
 
2013-05-07 07:57:45 PM

4NTLRZ: Mr Guy: bugmn99: ***SNIP***... she's willing to touch his naughty parts with her mouth, until she gets engagged or married.

FTFY


Was that really worth yout time and effort?
If so, for goodnes sakes, find a hobby because you have way too much time on your hands to do squat!
 
2013-05-07 09:07:17 PM
irony...

should have DODGEd but instead got stuffed in his AVENGER. Stuff like this doesn't happen when you drive a Dodge Neon now really
 
2013-05-08 08:51:28 PM
His problem was technique.  If three homeless girls offer you sex, insist that they start without you, and you'll join in later.  If they refuse, it's a set up.  If they agree, make sure they have plenty liquor to drink, which in this case is insurance.  Also be sure to have a few charged stun guns where you can get to them quickly.  They are on eBay for like $10, and they make great stocking stuffers.  Also robbing whore zappers.
 
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