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(Huffington Post)   Man who agreed to threesome with homeless women miraculously gets blowjob before being stabbed, stuffed in trunk of his own car   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 64
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2013-05-07 12:18:58 PM  
If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.
 
2013-05-07 12:19:37 PM  
He didn't get, he had to give.
http://www.fark.com/comments/5736322/64598156
or, is this not a repeat?
 
2013-05-07 12:20:29 PM  
 
2013-05-07 12:21:39 PM  
Well, did he finish?
 
2013-05-07 12:22:11 PM  

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


I guess that means TV isn't an alternative.
 
2013-05-07 12:23:25 PM  

TheGogmagog: He didn't get, he had to give.
http://www.fark.com/comments/5736322/64598156
or, is this not a repeat?


Oh my.
 
2013-05-07 12:24:43 PM  
Spice ... it's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-05-07 12:25:01 PM  
Terrible story, but the linked story below had me saying, "Dear God, WHY?":

Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson returned used enemas to a pharmacy in Jacksonville, Fla. The products were resold to customers before workers discovered they had been tampered with. Robinson could be imprisoned for 10 years if convicted.
 
2013-05-07 12:25:24 PM  
Well...I guess their cunning plan worked...they won't have to live on the streets any longer.
 
2013-05-07 12:25:37 PM  

darth_badger: Spice ... it's a hell of a drug.


He who controls the Spice controls the UNIVERSE.
 
2013-05-07 12:27:29 PM  
Doesn't matter, had sex
 
2013-05-07 12:28:29 PM  

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Just explain that when a woman wants a man to think she loves him very much, she's willing to touch his naughty parts with her mouth, until she gets engaged or married.
 
2013-05-07 12:29:32 PM  

ficklefkrfark: Well, did he finish?


Brodie: Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

/was this what you were looking for?
 
2013-05-07 12:29:40 PM  

Mr Guy: bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.

Just explain that when a woman wants a man to think she loves him very much, she's willing to touch his naughty parts with her mouth, until she gets engaged or married.


...or stabby in this case.
 
2013-05-07 12:31:05 PM  

Abuse Liability: ficklefkrfark: Well, did he finish?

Brodie: Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

/was this what you were looking for?


Thanks, I just finished ;)
 
2013-05-07 12:32:06 PM  
It takes a special kind of guy to splay the legs of homeless women.
 
2013-05-07 12:32:27 PM  
also, I assume its necessary to post this within the thread
i.huffpost.com
My work here is done. I'll be back periodically to see how thing turn out
 
2013-05-07 12:32:29 PM  
That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.
 
2013-05-07 12:34:13 PM  

Mr Guy: bugmn99: ***SNIP***... she's willing to touch his naughty parts with her mouth, until she gets engagged or married.


FTFY
 
2013-05-07 12:34:27 PM  
I do not see the irony in this story. I always do the deed with the prostitute before I hack her up and put her in my trunk. This seems to be along the same lines as male teacher/female student vs. female teacher/male student gender bias.
 
2013-05-07 12:34:45 PM  
1. Buy a stab prof suit
2. Bail out 3 amig-hos
3. Blowjob
4. Profit?
 
2013-05-07 12:35:51 PM  

Nabb1: Terrible story, but the linked story below had me saying, "Dear God, WHY?":

Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson returned used enemas to a pharmacy in Jacksonville, Fla. The products were resold to customers before workers discovered they had been tampered with. Robinson could be imprisoned for 10 years if convicted.


img.fark.net
 
2013-05-07 12:41:37 PM  
The one chick has extra nostrils
 
2013-05-07 12:42:09 PM  
So he came before he went or what?
 
2013-05-07 12:44:12 PM  
Yeah. I'd like to be stabbed too!
 
2013-05-07 12:48:54 PM  
Worth it.
 
2013-05-07 12:53:34 PM  

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Maybe we could get a filter that changes it to the more genteel oral gratification
 
2013-05-07 12:54:34 PM  

Nabb1: Terrible story, but the linked story below had me saying, "Dear God, WHY?":

Federal prosecutors say Ronald Robinson returned used enemas to a pharmacy in Jacksonville, Fla. The products were resold to customers before workers discovered they had been tampered with. Robinson could be imprisoned for 10 years if convicted.


Do you have any idea how hard it is to find some place that will rent them?
 
2013-05-07 12:55:20 PM  
"they wanted to steal his car, because they were tired of living on the streets"

You know, you could each do this a few times for cash and then get yourself a car legit.

...or you could even get real jobs.
 
2013-05-07 12:55:37 PM  
So he was looking to get into a Tarantino film, eh?

i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-07 12:57:26 PM  

Shaggy_C: That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.


Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put up with. If she wasn't the stabby type she'd have already convinced some guy to support her.
 
2013-05-07 01:10:06 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Shaggy_C: That was dumb.  If you're a homeless chick who is not overweight and you're under the age of 25, it should be quite easy to get into high-class hooking and convince some married guy to buy you a car in exchange for sex and keeping quiet about it.

Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put up with. If she wasn't the stabby type she'd have already convinced some guy to support her.


Was about to post this. Seriously these:
i.huffpost.com
are homeless? Stay away.
 
2013-05-07 01:13:37 PM  
Wait. Are we seriously not talking about the bad choice slide show on the same page that features used enema returning, naked manatee riding, violent pooping masturbators, and writers of "Rules 2 Da Game of Hoez"?
 
2013-05-07 01:14:09 PM  
How desperate do you have to be to do this? I can't even fathom such an emotional state.
 
2013-05-07 01:21:18 PM  
It seems odd that they couldn't have shacked up with some guy by trading some sex for shelter and food. My guess is that they are homosexual, mentally disturbed and narcotic abusers. Well they will now have food and shelter for the rest of their lives.
 
2013-05-07 01:24:58 PM  
Some people are just crazy. Jeez! I spent the last four years of my first marriage without having any sex whatsoever, and I still  never considered messing around with a homeless drifter.

I would think Sex Rule #1 is "Don't have sex with homeless drifters."
 
2013-05-07 01:27:26 PM  
They're all in jail? Well, shiat. There goes date night.


/lives in ABQ
 
2013-05-07 01:37:01 PM  
www.flashasylum.com
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
 
2013-05-07 01:41:44 PM  
I hear there's a guy in Cleveland who would give them a good home.
 
2013-05-07 01:44:17 PM  
Really im the first on this??

www.inquisitr.com
 
2013-05-07 01:51:39 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Some people are just crazy. Jeez! I spent the last four years of my first marriage without having any sex whatsoever, and I still  never considered messing around with a homeless drifter.

I would think Sex Rule #1 is "Don't have sex with homeless drifters."




Four years? I admire your determination or I am saddened by your lack of confidence. I think three months would be the outer limit for me before I would be filing for divorce and at two we would have been having a conversation as to the nature of the problem. Yeah I still wouldn't have sex with a homeless woman or pay for sex
 
2013-05-07 01:58:47 PM  

Profedius: ZeroCorpse: Some people are just crazy. Jeez! I spent the last four years of my first marriage without having any sex whatsoever, and I still  never considered messing around with a homeless drifter.

I would think Sex Rule #1 is "Don't have sex with homeless drifters."

Four years? I admire your determination or I am saddened by your lack of confidence. I think three months would be the outer limit for me before I would be filing for divorce and at two we would have been having a conversation as to the nature of the problem. Yeah I still wouldn't have sex with a homeless woman or pay for sex


what if you KNOW they are your SOUL MATE
 
2013-05-07 02:16:01 PM  

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


Doesn't sound like your cup of tea, but I would choose good parenting instead.
 
2013-05-07 02:17:17 PM  

bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.


LOL but seriously are there really people stupid enough to let their kids even know about this site?
 
2013-05-07 02:18:12 PM  
XMark:

Doesn't matter, had sex

Exactly. Too bad I ain't got nothing to steal.
 
2013-05-07 02:21:08 PM  
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy:

Homeless + female + attractive = obviously too crazy for anyone to put
up with.


Not me! Spread the word around the shelter, okay?!?
 
2013-05-07 02:24:08 PM  
Profedius:

It seems odd that they couldn't have shacked up with some guy by trading some sex for shelter and food.

That might work with me, temporarily at least.


My guess is that they are homosexual, mentally disturbed and narcotic abusers. Well they will now have food and shelter for the rest of their lives.

And all the homosex partners they can handle.

Those people have all the luck.


/troll
 
2013-05-07 02:24:12 PM  

Cheron: Maybe we could get a filter


"Blerjerb"?

/terkourjerbs.jpg
 
2013-05-07 02:26:31 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net 

Whatever it takes to save the Earth. It gets granola girls all wet..homeless girls too. They'll do anything for shelter.
 
2013-05-07 02:33:31 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: bugmn99: If Fark keeps allowing words like "blowjob" right on the main page like that, I'm going to have to find another site for my children to kill time on.

LOL but seriously are there really people stupid enough to let their kids even know about this site?


My kids have been hearing about this site for nigh on ten years now. But because dad thinks its great I doubt they have ever even tried to type in the url.
 
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