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(Huffington Post)   "What the hell ever happened to Natalie from 'The Facts of Life'", you say? Glad you asked   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-07 12:12:13 PM  
8 votes:
That read like a Jean Teasdale column.
2013-05-07 12:59:00 PM  
6 votes:

Lorelle: That made me smile. Good for her.


I had a hard time getting past the mental image of Natalie giving someone a hand-job.
2013-05-07 01:53:55 PM  
3 votes:
You used to masturbate to her on the Facts of Life (usually when Blair and Jo weren't in the episode that much and you really needed to crank out a batch but felt kinda weird about rubbing one out to Cousin Geri), and you still masturbate to her in her role as

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2013-05-07 02:38:52 PM  
2 votes:

Burr: dopekitty74: Honest Bender: She was on an episode of What Not to Wear once.

/Don't judge me!

Came here to say this. So was Mayim Bialik.

I saw the Natalie one....and by "saw" I mean I was at the computer while my wife watched it in the background...

/yeah...that's the ticket



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What Burr's wife might look like
2013-05-07 12:34:45 PM  
2 votes:
Fun fact: Mindy Cohn has been portrayed on SNL by both Chris Farley and Bobby Moynihan.
2013-05-07 10:11:52 PM  
1 votes:

Ooba Tooba: I crusted many striped socks thinking of Blair rubbing her titties in my face. Blonde hair cascading across those hard, tootsie roll nipples. Her soft hand checking to see if I am hard enough to enter her yet. Yes. Yes I am. I am ready to thrust into you Blair. I...I...Iaaaaah. shiat


Well. That was...creative.
2013-05-07 09:42:28 PM  
1 votes:
I crusted many striped socks thinking of Blair rubbing her titties in my face. Blonde hair cascading across those hard, tootsie roll nipples. Her soft hand checking to see if I am hard enough to enter her yet. Yes. Yes I am. I am ready to thrust into you Blair. I...I...Iaaaaah. shiat
2013-05-07 07:39:47 PM  
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: Brick-House:And hotter now then when she was on the show...

That's Lisa Welchel, a.k.a., "Blair."

Article was written by Mindy Cohn, a.k.a., "Natalie":

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That's not Mindy Cohn, that's Renée Zellweger Voltron's fully-assembled form.
2013-05-07 05:20:10 PM  
1 votes:
i44.tinypic.com

"You're too fat...you're too insipid...weren't you Natalie on 'Facts of Life'?"
2013-05-07 04:54:22 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: SithLord: At least she didn't stoop so low so as to be the "guess who I am" mystery celebrity on Survivor.

Blair did very well on that show. It's legitimate survival stuff, for the most part, with real strategy, physical challenges and head games. It's not like Get Me Out of Here, I'm a Celebrity, celebrity fat camp, Surreal Life or whatever.

Go Cochran.


I like Cochran, but I'm pulling for Brenda.
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Excuse me while I find somewhere private to do more pulling for Brenda.
2013-05-07 03:28:29 PM  
1 votes:
 I'm sure she looks fine.
*GIS*
OK. I'm sure she looks like she ate Steven Segal.
2013-05-07 03:16:05 PM  
1 votes:
Am I the only one who read that in the "voice" of her Facts of Life character?  I tried to stop myself or switch to a "generic narrator," but the best I could do was Stewie Griffin, which didn't make things any better.
2013-05-07 02:40:01 PM  
1 votes:
Cats.
Lots and lots of cats.
2013-05-07 02:08:23 PM  
1 votes:
Was that supposed to be posted on match.com?
2013-05-07 01:53:30 PM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: Sure I want a husband, kids -- a family of my own.

And she's 47? Is she going to adopt, or something?


She meant as a meal.
2013-05-07 01:28:39 PM  
1 votes:
too.many.words

make mongo angry!


/got nothing
//good for her :)
 
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