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(Huffington Post)   "What the hell ever happened to Natalie from 'The Facts of Life'", you say? Glad you asked   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 93
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2013-05-07 12:12:13 PM
That read like a Jean Teasdale column.
 
2013-05-07 12:14:49 PM
She was on an episode of What Not to Wear once.

/Don't judge me!
 
2013-05-07 12:15:46 PM
Sure I want a husband, kids -- a family of my own.

And she's 47? Is she going to adopt, or something?
 
2013-05-07 12:18:45 PM

gameshowhost: That read like a Jean Teasdale column.


"...Theater!"
 
2013-05-07 12:18:49 PM

gameshowhost: That read like a Jean Teasdale column.


Whatever. I'm just thankful she didn't follow the Lisa Whelchel or Dana Plato route.
 
2013-05-07 12:34:45 PM
Fun fact: Mindy Cohn has been portrayed on SNL by both Chris Farley and Bobby Moynihan.
 
2013-05-07 12:39:38 PM

But Wait There's More: Whatever. I'm just thankful she didn't follow the Lisa Whelchel or Dana Plato route.


This. Pick on her all you want, but she seems to be healthy, happy, well-adjusted, and working. More than you can say for a lot ex child stars. For every Neil Patrick Harris, Jodie Foster and Kurt Russell, there are a dozen Gary Colemans, Corey Feldmans, Lindsey Lohans, Brian Bonsalls, Emmanuel Lewises, Macaulay Culkins, Edward Furlongs, Haley Joel Osments, And Amanda Byneses who are either addicts, train wrecks, or dead...Literally, or career-wise.

So good on her.
 
2013-05-07 12:53:21 PM

gameshowhost: That read like a Jean Teasdale column.


CSB Time --

Jean Teasdale is the reason I cringe at the word "Hubby"
 
2013-05-07 12:55:52 PM
That made me smile. Good for her.
 
2013-05-07 12:59:00 PM

Lorelle: That made me smile. Good for her.


I had a hard time getting past the mental image of Natalie giving someone a hand-job.
 
2013-05-07 01:28:02 PM
ManateeGag:I had a hard time getting past the mental image of Natalie giving someone a hand-job.

Hey...Everybody is SOMEBODY'S fetish.
 
2013-05-07 01:28:39 PM
too.many.words

make mongo angry!


/got nothing
//good for her :)
 
2013-05-07 01:34:26 PM
If I could find a woman with that much drive and a head on her shoulders like that I would immediately become her life mate or whatever.
 
2013-05-07 01:53:30 PM

Cythraul: Sure I want a husband, kids -- a family of my own.

And she's 47? Is she going to adopt, or something?


She meant as a meal.
 
2013-05-07 01:53:55 PM
You used to masturbate to her on the Facts of Life (usually when Blair and Jo weren't in the episode that much and you really needed to crank out a batch but felt kinda weird about rubbing one out to Cousin Geri), and you still masturbate to her in her role as

static.comicvine.com
 
2013-05-07 01:54:03 PM
She does the voice of Velma for all the Scooby-Doo cartoons for the last couple decades.
 
2013-05-07 01:55:14 PM
i clicked on the link to see if she's still fat (you did too -- don't play that game!), but there was no pic.

so i'm going to go with "yes."
 
2013-05-07 01:56:24 PM
www.vjmedia.com.hk


Whatever happened to Jo?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-07 01:56:29 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You used to masturbate to her on the Facts of Life (usually when Blair and Jo weren't in the episode that much and you really needed to crank out a batch but felt kinda weird about rubbing one out to Cousin Geri), and you still masturbate to her in her role as

[static.comicvine.com image 320x320]


dittybopper: She does the voice of Velma for all the Scooby-Doo cartoons for the last couple decades.


The fact that these two comments are next to each other greatly amuses me.
 
2013-05-07 01:56:43 PM
I went into reading that ready to be snarky, but finished reading that happy as heck for her. Good stuff.
 
2013-05-07 01:59:04 PM
What the hell ever happened to Natalie from The Facts of Life?

I always assumed she stayed fat, but got older.

Yup.
 
2013-05-07 01:59:08 PM

ricochet4: i clicked on the link to see if she's still fat (you did too -- don't play that game!), but there was no pic.

so i'm going to go with "yes."

www4.pictures.fp.zimbio.com
Are you happy now?
 
2013-05-07 01:59:25 PM

ricochet4: i clicked on the link to see if she's still fat (you did too -- don't play that game!), but there was no pic.

so i'm going to go with "yes."


www.huffingtonpost.com

Somebody didn't make their spot check.
 
2013-05-07 02:05:50 PM

PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: You used to masturbate to her on the Facts of Life (usually when Blair and Jo weren't in the episode that much and you really needed to crank out a batch but felt kinda weird about rubbing one out to Cousin Geri), and you still masturbate to her in her role as

[static.comicvine.com image 320x320]

dittybopper: She does the voice of Velma for all the Scooby-Doo cartoons for the last couple decades.

The fact that these two comments are next to each other greatly amuses me.


In my own defense, Scooby-Doo is a great way to introduce kids to the idea that there are no such things as monsters, witches, vampires, ghosts, etc., and that those who claim that there are supernatural phenomenon do so to make money in one way or another.

Also, Velma is smart, well-endowed, and wears short skirts.  What's not to like?
 
2013-05-07 02:08:23 PM
Was that supposed to be posted on match.com?
 
2013-05-07 02:09:04 PM

VimFuego: Whatever happened to Jo?
4.bp.blogspot.com


Fetish porn(and not the fun stuff)
 
2013-05-07 02:10:20 PM
That diatribe was just as annoying as the character she played.
 
2013-05-07 02:11:11 PM
BTW, the woman who currently does the voice for Daphne ain't too shabby:

i2.listal.com
 
2013-05-07 02:12:00 PM

ferretman: That diatribe was just as annoying as the character she played.


Character was literally written to be her.  So I say "DUH!".
 
2013-05-07 02:16:24 PM

Honest Bender: She was on an episode of What Not to Wear once.

/Don't judge me!


Came here to say this. So was Mayim Bialik.
 
2013-05-07 02:34:04 PM

dopekitty74: Honest Bender: She was on an episode of What Not to Wear once.

/Don't judge me!

Came here to say this. So was Mayim Bialik.


I saw the Natalie one....and by "saw" I mean I was at the computer while my wife watched it in the background...

/yeah...that's the ticket
 
2013-05-07 02:37:08 PM
My "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll" years were more like "Hand-jobs, Cigarettes, and Hair-holding,"

I snickered.
 
2013-05-07 02:38:28 PM
It is getting dusty in here.

thanks subby!
 
2013-05-07 02:38:52 PM

Burr: dopekitty74: Honest Bender: She was on an episode of What Not to Wear once.

/Don't judge me!

Came here to say this. So was Mayim Bialik.

I saw the Natalie one....and by "saw" I mean I was at the computer while my wife watched it in the background...

/yeah...that's the ticket



gonzogeek.files.wordpress.com


What Burr's wife might look like
 
2013-05-07 02:40:01 PM
Cats.
Lots and lots of cats.
 
2013-05-07 02:44:50 PM
Loved that show. Glad she's still ok. Good on her.
 
2013-05-07 02:48:26 PM
At least she didn't stoop so low so as to be the "guess who I am" mystery celebrity on Survivor.
 
2013-05-07 02:53:23 PM
Back in 1980, I wanted to be the meat in a Blair/Sue Ann sandwich
members.shaw.ca
 
2013-05-07 02:53:35 PM

physt: ricochet4: i clicked on the link to see if she's still fat (you did too -- don't play that game!), but there was no pic.

so i'm going to go with "yes."
[www4.pictures.fp.zimbio.com image 397x594]
Are you happy now?


She looks like Tony Saprano
 
2013-05-07 02:54:33 PM
Hey, good for her.  I always liked the character of Natalie.  She seemed the most real out of all of them, and it makes sense why.  She was basically being herself, and it shows.  She obviously isn't ashamed of her body image which is a good thing for any woman, imo.
 
2013-05-07 03:00:26 PM

Close2TheEdge: Hey, good for her.  I always liked the character of Natalie.  She seemed the most real out of all of them, and it makes sense why.  She was basically being herself, and it shows.  She obviously isn't ashamed of her body image which is a good thing for any woman, imo.


This.  And, well...all of it.
 
2013-05-07 03:01:43 PM
 had a crush on Blair/Joe and imagined a hot threesome...and I hate to admit that I called Natalie...Fatalie.
 
2013-05-07 03:14:46 PM
glad to hear she hasn't taken the most common route these child actors seem to take.

/was watching Mork & Mindy the other night & they had a very dorky looking David Letterman on the show, i was somewhat entertained.
//Mindy Mindy Mindy !!
 
2013-05-07 03:15:36 PM
It is kind of unfair that she was the big girl and yet it was Tootie who got the tits.
 
2013-05-07 03:16:05 PM
Am I the only one who read that in the "voice" of her Facts of Life character?  I tried to stop myself or switch to a "generic narrator," but the best I could do was Stewie Griffin, which didn't make things any better.
 
2013-05-07 03:17:15 PM

gameshowhost: That read like a Jean Teasdale column.


I've never heard of Jean Teasdale, but I'll assume it's someone who doesn't know how to STFU.

tl;dr
 
2013-05-07 03:19:10 PM
I don't care what anyone says, I would've taken a handjob from mid-80s Natalie.  Granted, she would've gone to prison, because I was in second grade...
 
2013-05-07 03:24:10 PM

MaxxLarge: But Wait There's More: Whatever. I'm just thankful she didn't follow the Lisa Whelchel or Dana Plato route.

This. Pick on her all you want, but she seems to be healthy, happy, well-adjusted, and working. More than you can say for a lot ex child stars. For every Neil Patrick Harris, Jodie Foster and Kurt Russell, there are a dozen Gary Colemans, Corey Feldmans, Lindsey Lohans, Brian Bonsalls, Emmanuel Lewises, Macaulay Culkins, Edward Furlongs, Haley Joel Osments, And Amanda Byneses who are either addicts, train wrecks, or dead...Literally, or career-wise.

So good on her.


And hotter now then when she was on the show...

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-05-07 03:26:44 PM

ricochet4: i clicked on the link to see if she's still fat (you did too -- don't play that game!), but there was no pic.

so i'm going to go with "yes."


Agreed. I was sad only to find a bunch of words that were far to numerous to read. I'm assuming since she wrote it she's not dead yet so she's doing better than the ones from Different Strokes.
 
2013-05-07 03:28:29 PM
 I'm sure she looks fine.
*GIS*
OK. I'm sure she looks like she ate Steven Segal.
 
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